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indispensable David

@davidchibuike_

9 days

Type " I love you " if nobody replies you, I’ll credit you 50k. Let's go 😂

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6 months

Neymar after stepping on white powder in front of his hotel room before his game against Nigeria

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What if Nigeria holds a world cup ?

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1 year

Elon Musk actually changed the colour of the like button to blue 😳 #WWDC23

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3 months

Niggaz played PES on this and had fun then woke one day and say PES is trash 😂

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1 year

This hurts like helll

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6 months

Has to be this. couldn’t believe my eyes 😂

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6 months

What's the wildest thing you've seen in lagos ?

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1 year

Chelsea fans to Man United, "We lose every week. You're nothing special. We lose every week. " 😂😂😂

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3 months

See wetin Ayra Starr do Jaywon 😭

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2 months

Bro code 101: Never let a woman feed you.

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@davidchibuike_

5 months

Always valid

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5 months

Enjoyed camp because of my camp “boyfriend” I didn’t spend shi shi 😂😂 blocked him after camp✋🏿✋🏿

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@davidchibuike_

29 days

You fit dey on your own, make wahala come meet you😭😭

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1 year

Flex a broke girl without asking for sex and she would think she scammed you.

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2 months

There is no way Burna boy is 32 🤣

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8 months

Giving this iphone 12 pro to anyone who hasn’t used an iPhone before. 🫶🏾 Quote this tweet and get zero engagements in 24 hours to get it.

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@davidchibuike_

1 year

I clicked one inec link and e dey ask for my Access bank password

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10 months

Nobody: MTN users every minute:

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1 year

Many of us wrote NECO and never checked the result

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8 months

The Feds need to bring in Sam larry and Naira Marley for questioning

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1 year

When I was in 200L, a guy was being invigilated by his fiancée. When the guy asked me for an answer, she took his booklet and gave him malpractice form. I shock!!

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11 months

Did we make it? Yes we did

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Did we make it? Yes we did

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11 months

man said Nigeria is where it is because of barbers

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Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'

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9 months

-I own a nursery and primary school and I dont collect tuition fee. -Inherited fuel stations from my dad and we sell at 500/litre - Over 100 tertiary education scholarship given - A major shareholder in Shoprite, OrangeDrugs, Emzor etc All these are vivid imaginations

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9 months

What’s your contribution to society?

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1 month

Americans: You are pretty Nigerians: you look igbo

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1 year

I remember when my dad invigilated me while I was writing waec. He strolled pass me and did like he doesn’t know me. When I raised head and smiled he said none of you should look at me, face your work😂😂😂😂😂😂

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5 months

Guys, it’s not gay to apply lip balm, moisturize your lips pls.

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2 years

If the neck is salty, don’t go down.

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15 days

If to sey Fela buy fuel ₦1000 per liter, na only God know wetin him for sing 😂

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4 months

I have this neatly used TV and cabinet I no longer use because of exams. You and your husband deserve it 🙏

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4 months

Your kind hearts got us these.🥺🙏🏽 Adupe o🙏🏽

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4 months

I wanted to buy egg just now, and they're telling me one egg is now N700 ???????? wtf.

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9 months

I once told a lady I was sad and asked what’s the problem. I told her I needed 1M before that month ends, she just kept mute. There was a really awkward weird silence for like 4hours. Next thing she told me was that she wants cold stone. I wan mad 😂

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1 year

Not everyone can relate

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1 year

Tenure

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9 months

Custard na just luck abeg. Nobody truly sabi am😪

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5 months

You won 50 million and your best friend eye surgery is 49 million, what will you do ?

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3 months

I’m at the hospital and a 16 yr old girl poisoned her mother because she came back home late and her mother beat her. The woman is battling for her life like this

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3 months

I weep for the next generation, omo

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1 year

Randomly remembered when I used my school fees to bet. As devil may have it the bet cut. This was two weeks to release of school result and if I don’t pay na extra year. I sold my foam, staked 2 odds, e cut again. Wildest period of my life 😂

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6 months

My dad just gave me 200k to startup anything before November ends. Any suggestion please?🥺

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1 year

One of the goated twitter ng tie

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1 year

This

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3 years

do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?

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9 months

@CFC_Janty @Cristiano @AlNassrFC @AlNassrFC_EN The Greatest to ever do it

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4 months

30k for you if you can guess which celebrity this is.

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1 year

Most useless main character

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1 year

@Khanstillday See wetin you don cause

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2 years

God abeg😂 😂

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9 months

Giving out this macbook to the first person that quotes or comment with no engagements in 24hrs. Good luck

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10 months

Miracle left bbnaija and never looked back #BBNaijaAllStars

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2 years

Still can’t believe this happened at Covenant University 🤦

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6 months

At age 30, what’s that one thing a man must have?

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10 months

@layiwasabi this part dey off me 😂

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2 years

I just bought two eggs for N500. Is dollar also affecting egg?

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8 months

@rutie_xx @boniface_jrn this ratio opened it

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1 year

Burna Boy came very late for his concert and some people were even telling him “we are sorry” when he was ranting and insulting them. Truly Nigerians deserve Buhari

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11 months

easily

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11 months

Define “Mid”

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2 years

Fun fact: Masturbation reduces your dïck size

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4 months

I cried 😂

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What’s the craziest interaction you’ve seen on this App ?

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5 months

Guys I passed my Ican. 😭😭 I did it. I'm officially a Certified chartered accountant, David ACA, best news this year so far❤️❤️

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1 year

Happy birthday to me 🫶🏾

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1 year

Fathers can see you outside and act like they don't know you😭

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1 year

Happy Sunday 🥰

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9 months

@CFC_Janty Gerrard never won the league. Vieira >>

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11 months

2020 was wild 🤣🤣

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How long have you been on twitter? Me👇

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1 year

Nobody chases clout like Enioluwa if we are being honest. He has been at Hilda’s cookathon since yesterday as a loud MC and people think it’s strictly support. Man just like being the center of attention

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9 months

Why is Angel like this? isn’t she aware Frodd is married?

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1 year

Burna boy rn watching Davido and Wizkid together

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3 months

@flxwlxxxx local dog

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2 years

You can still have fun and enjoy life without Alcohol, weed, and unnecessary sex.

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3 months

@UTDTrey he was born in Ivory coast that’s why he stopped celebrating. For those wondering

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9 months

No album dropped this year is touching Davido Timeless. He raised the bar too high man

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4 months

Tell us a very bitter truth???

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8 months

We need this trend to be number 1 #JusticeForMohbad Please just retweet whenever you see the hashtag 🙏

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8 months

25k for you if you can guess which celebrity this is.

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4 months

Ghana Football-❌ Ghana Music-❌ Ghana Jollof-❌ Even with their stable light they still can’t see where they’re going wrong.

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1 year

@NastyBlaq @joysucex_ @Ekitipikin looks personal 😂

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1 year

Saka in Egbeda, Lagos

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11 months

When a guy say "find me a girlfriend like you" he is talking about you😂 Y'all ladies slow😭

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9 months

@brfootball racially motivated

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Seyi vibez don put this boy for number 1 on Apple music with stream farm. It’s now very clear that that’s what he uses to to charts cos walai nobody has listened to that song

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@FabrizioRomano if he’s allowed to play then football is finished

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