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Podcasting the best and worst of Scottish football since 2009 // Two weekly shows and exclusive Patreon content //

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The Terrace
3 months
🚨 A special Terrace Podcast announcement 🚨 @craigfowler86 tells @craig_killie about some big news involving the podcast, what our listeners can expect going forward and how our goals can become a reality. Listen: Watch:
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When Election Day comes be a Tony Watt, not a Lyle Taylor.
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Dundee Football Club. Scotland's premier comedy show.
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3 years
We all owe Stephen O’Donnell a massive apology. Shine on you big sexy legend.
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Kyle. Lafferty. 👏
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3 years
"You can have a new highly qualified manager. Or you can trade it all in for someone staunch." "The staunch! The staunch!"
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Dear Alex McLeish, Please resign. Signed Everyone.
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3 years
You'd think a club with such close attention to detail on sponsorship deals would have noticed this.
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Corrie
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You wouldn’t find this in the amateur league. Kent having a different sponsor than his teammates 😂😂
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2 years
Some flex from Kevin Nisbet to put his fingers in his ears in protest to criticism from the Hibs support after scoring his fifth goal since August against a part-time side.
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4 years
That Ryan Christie interview had an entire nation greetin’, didn’t it?
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The Terrace
8 months
Scotland's last 17 competitive games... 14 victories 1 draw 2 defeats 31 goals scored 11 conceded 11 clean sheets
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The Terrace
3 years
If either Celtic or Rangers were in the Scottish Cup final and the SFA decided not to bother allowing in a few thousand supporters, basically because they didn't want to pay to rent Murrayfield or CP/Ibrox, there'd be uproar. Hibs and St Johnstone deserve the same reaction.
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7 years
“You do not have sufficient funds to carry out this transaction.”
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11 days
Not sure you thought this one through, lads
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Callum Maclean
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Hope i never see Nathan Patterson in a Scotland strip again
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6 years
The ball is lava.
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1 year
There is simply nothing quite like Dundee FC.
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6 years
Burlney losing to a team that lost a player to the Vanarama National League. Is this a new low for English football? Join Jim White on TalkSPORT tomorrow.
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The Terrace
7 years
If Messi had scored it etc etc. This, from Queens Park v Airdrie...
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3 years
Falkirk trying to escape League 1.
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3 years
Everyone’s favourite Scotsman.
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3 years
St Johnstone, Dundee United, Hibs and Kilmarnock or St Mirren. One of these teams will be Scottish Cup winners and that’s the way we like it. 🏄‍♂️
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We do not care for rugby, unless it's Scotland bending one right up England. Then we care an awful lot. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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3 years
Premier Sports will be absolutely spewing. Hahahahahahahaha. Good.
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3 years
"Not a John McGinn goal, Hibs will be tweeting about it for hours!"
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3 years
Every single day on Twitter in 2021.
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3 years
This Rangers team...
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3 years
Premier Sports had their Zoom Christmas party today eh?
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6 years
WHY IS PAUL HANLON NOT IN THE SCOTLAND SQUAD?!
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7 years
Alternative angle of Mark McGhee's infamous "GET THAT TAE F***" incident from last night.
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7 years
What's the point of Scottish football? Guest @EvanMcFarlane on The Times article they didn't print in Scotland
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3 years
Please, please, please PISS OFF AND LET IT DIE!
@scotsunsport
Scottish Sun Sport
3 years
EXCLUSIVE: Celtic and Rangers willing to pay £3️⃣million to BUY spaces in SPFL pyramid for Colt teams Full story here 👇
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5 years
Rangers were away from home in SPFL competition after four of their Europa League qualifiers in August, including a trip to Celtic Park. The world's least effective conspiracy strikes again.
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The Terrace
6 years
Scottish football reacts to the latest Rangers statement...
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3 years
Feel old yet?
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5 years
The new Home Alone reboot looks decent.
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AC Sparta Praha
3 years
Zastavte urážení našich dětí! / Stop abusing our children! 📰 Vyjádření ACS k utkání s Rangers v Evropské lize. / ACS statement on the match against Rangers in the UEFA Europa League. ➡️
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3 years
Feel very sorry for you if you don’t know that Scottish football is the greatest thing to ever exist. Zander. Clark. 🙌
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3 years
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The Terrace
2 years
It’s impossible to have a logical debate about alcohol and Scottish football for those who view everything through the prism of Celtic and Rangers. Sadly, feelings such as this are too prevalent, and therefore nothing is going to change. Even at lower-league level.
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David Tanner
2 years
The next time any club claims that all football fans have grown up and demands to sell bevvy, ask them what planet they are on. It’s not true and the behaviour is getting worse. It’s breaks my heart. A toxic mix of cocaine, ‘tonic wine’ and a sense of entitlement. #BehaviourAudit
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3 years
Asking for a full-time volunteer to work for you when you paid £2 million for Sam Cosgrove earlier this year? Hahahahahahahaha. Piss off.
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6 years
Ryan ' the taker of bodies' Porteous makes his return. And even the ball isn't safe!
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3 years
St Johnstone have now won twice as many trophies this millennium as Aberdeen.
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The Terrace
4 years
Steve Clarke: Ok boys just a quick jog round the pitch to get us sta-
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Scotland National Team
4 years
Your Scotland squad for our play-off against Israel and our UEFA Nations League matches against Slovakia and Czech Republic. Let's do this.
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3 years
Cometh the hour, cometh the man…
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5 years
Hearts doctor: “Hello Uche, this is your concussion test.” Uche: “Ok.” Doctor: “Complete this sentence: ‘fuck the ____’ Uche: “Hibs?” Doctor: “Correct! Ok, that’s you all clear. Good luck on Saturday.”
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Jamie Borthwick
5 years
Uche Ikpeazu out for Wednesday but could be available for the match against Hibs. He's passed concussion tests.
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The Terrace
3 years
Kyle Turner was excellent tonight. Here he is slightly querying a linesman’s decision:
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The Terrace
7 months
Well that was 90 minutes of hell 😅 But we’ve done it We’ve fucking done it We’re going to the Euros And this time we aren’t going in through the back door We’re going because we are fucking class We are going to Germany to make an impact We are going to fuck shit up 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️
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The Terrace
2 years
A reminder of when the new assistant manager of Chelsea did this:
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The Terrace
3 years
The first trophy of this season is going to be won by either St Johnstone, St Mirren or Livingston. Class, more of this please.
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The Terrace
2 years
The SPFL rescheduling the Glasgow and Edinburgh derbies the same week of Scotland’s first Six Nations game at Murrayfield…
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SPFL
3 years
👏 Congratulations to @PartickThistle 's Ian McCall who has been awarded the SPFL League 1 Manager of the Month award for April, presented by @GlensVodkaLLG !
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5 years
Some laugh that the SFA investigate Tom Boyd for comments about a referee on a Celtic TV broadcast and not for the time he appeared in a "documentary" which claimed a female SFA employee gave Rangers-supporting refs the matches they wanted in exchange for a ride.
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The Terrace
3 years
John Hartson covering a Celtic game for BT.
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3 years
A penny for Andy Robertson’s thoughts as he sees Kieran Tierney playing better as a left wing-back when he’s not even playing at left wing-back.
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The Terrace
6 years
Ray McKinnon: I’m happy, but I could be happier.
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3 years
A reminder, because it’s apparently needed, that Che Adams was 20 years old when he turned down Scotland last. Give the kid a break.
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6 years
Somebody close the door and switch the lights off. Scottish football is not being topped.
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🇵🇸 Michaelsoft Binbows
6 years
Entire highlights from the Ayr game.
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4 years
You’re in pot 1 That’s good But so are Milan That’s bad Milan are a shambles That’s good But Lille are not That’s bad You get away games in Italy, France and Prague That’s good But Scotland’s R number is dangerously high ... That’s bad
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The Terrace
3 years
Colin Doyle to Kilmarnock. Bobby Zlamal at St Mirren. Jordan Roberts to Motherwell. It’s an unusual revenge Hearts are enacting on the clubs who voted them down but it’s an effective one. Loic Damour to Ross County next.
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5 years
👀
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3 years
You simply have to say, fair play. 😊
@pieandbov
Pie & Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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I’m probably deluded but I still think we can win our next five qualifiers. Moldova H&A Austria A Faroes A Israel H Won’t be easy but no reason we can’t do it IMO. Do that and we will almost certainly qualify. Stick with them 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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5 years
A lot has been said and written about last night's game and NOT ONE WORD on this glorious passage of play? Shameful.
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3 years
"You wouldn't know the reasons, they're from up my gran's bit."
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6 years
Seeeeeee ya! @demetrimitche11 on 🔥
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1 year
"I just think it's neat."
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6 years
When you successfully boil the piss of 60,000 people who hate you.
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The Terrace
6 years
Jordan Jones v Aaron Comrie. Otherwise known as 'Stop! Stop! He's already dead.'
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6 years
Scottish football ‘til we die ❤️ Shoutout to the polisman for spotting an opportunity to get involved and literally grabbing it with both hands.
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The Terrace
5 years
There's a new poster boy for Scottish football #smugface memes. 💯 🔥 👏
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@Hearts_Heritage
Hearts Heritage
3 years
Craig Gordon has now gone 837 minutes without conceding a compeitive goal. Surpassing Jon McLaughlin's 831 minutes.
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7 years
'Those sheep-sh***ing c***s, I'm going to race down these stairs and then I'm gonna... I'm gonna... yeah!' Yeah.
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5 years
Well, there it is 📺
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4 years
You can fuck right off.
@theurigeller
Uri Geller
4 years
I believe in in my powers. Well done Scotland I’m inviting you all to my private Scottish Island for more inspiration Lamb Island. ❤️ Uri
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2 years
Italy losing to North Macedonia just makes the events of July 11, 2021, even funnier.
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6 years
When you're asked to preview Celtic's season and you speak about anything but Celtic.
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3 years
This Hearts team are 12 points clear at the top of the table. The rest of the Scottish Championship should be ashamed of themselves.
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2 years
If Charlie Nicholas did banner insults. Someone paid for this.
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Heart of Midlothian FC
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6 years
Ryan 'the taker of bodies' Porteous
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4 years
Who are Hamilton playing tomorrow? Just can’t tell.
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7 years
The Making of Donaldo Cowie.
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The Terrace
3 years
Scottish football Da's and Leigh Griffiths:
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5 years
Celtic fans, in a bid to wind up their rivals, have started mashing together the faces of Steven Gerrard and Pedro Caixinha and the results are both humourous and terrifying.
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The Terrace
2 years
This is how 2022 has gone so far for Aberdeen, Hibs and Motherwell in the cinch Premiership. Remember, they were all in the top six: Played 17 Won 0 Drawn 6 Lost 11 Goals scored 8 Goals against 28 One game played amongst them. A 0-0 draw between Hibs and Motherwell at Fir Park.
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The Terrace
1 year
“Hullo!”
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3 years
Uche Ikpeazu and Matt Crooks scored the goals as Middlesbrough beat Bristol City 2-1 today in the English Championship. You know, that terrific league that is apparently a much better standard than the Scottish Premiership. 🤔
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The Terrace
6 months
How every fanbase should be feeling in Scotland's top flight
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6 years
Dick Campbell owns the show once more. A true Scottish football legend.
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The Terrace
3 years
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4 years
Well done The Railway Club in Grangemouth 👏
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The Terrace
6 years
Things Andy Walker has blamed on Livingston’s pitch. - Dolly Menga falling on his shoulder - Sean Byrne having someone land on his leg - The inconsistent form of bigger clubs - An increase in the cost of Freddos - The rise of the far right
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The Terrace
3 years
Good to see Alloa’s Twitter guy has a new job.
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Wycombe Wanderers
3 years
Thoughts are with those Hearts fans who mocked his signing because he once slipped in bad weather. Wycombe loves you, Uche! #BREvWYC
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3 years
❤️
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5 years
The year is 2053. The earth has been destroyed by climate change. Edinburgh is underwater. Hearts have relocated to the Highlands. They’ve just drawn with newly promoted Escocia Aquatica. Craig Levein: “I know the fans are frustrated. I’m frustrated. No one hurts more than me.”
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The Terrace
1 year
1. Rangers lose Europa League final But we didn't want them to actually bloody win the thing! Bonus points for it being Aaron Ramsey to miss the penalty - the latest in a long series of big-name ex-EPL players to come up here and do bugger all. (Nice assist v Annan tho 👍)
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