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#BidenHarris2024 🌊Independent💙🌻Slava Ukraїni🌻FCUK trump authoritarianism racism bigotry. I read books & love dogs. CIA/FBI/NSA/Treat 🍖Security Analyst

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Employers hired 272,000 workers last month, blowing past economist expectations of 190,000 jobs added, U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics data showed. The unemployment rate ticked up to 4%, reaching that level for the first time since January 2022. Link below ⬇️
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@rshereme Brilliant! Note that MTG called Prof. Snyder "Mr. Snyder" to degrade his status. She is a vicious looser, currently mortally wounded and lashing out in desperation. Her district will elect her again this November. This is our political reality.
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@tribelaw Are they conscientious objectors? What if they start refusing to operate on gay people and SCOTUS rules in their favor (remember the baker case?). What if they refuse to treat immigrants because immigrants are not human (quoting Trump)? Where are we going with this?
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@wartranslated Is this display of sadism for russian or international audiences?
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@TreasChest I sure hope the weapons are already delivered. It coincides with London's announcement of weapons delivery and what's happening with Pavel's initiative?
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@jamiedupree @HC_Richardson All Democrats should say the same lines
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@MattBinder you have to have 2,500 or 5,000 blue check followers to get forced blue check. I don't know how many non verified accounts have that many verified followers but I see the consequences of this move. Everyone without verification could be hit with more punishing logarithms.
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@SheehyforMT @washingtonpost you are running for Senate and you're being vetted. Get real.
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@TreasChest should've sent weapons to Ukraine! This pressure is good, keep it up Ukraine I have a bicycle
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@Shayan86 my god, enough with Hinkle
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🇺🇦Ukrainian Ihor Verys on loop five of Barkley Marathons #BM100
@eliande_
eliande | Jasmin Paris stan-account
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Ihor looks fresh as fuck, holy shit!🤯 #bm100 Picture: Howie Stern (ig)
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@BullishonMars @T_Demy88 Says “market speculator” 😂
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@Tendar Respect. You've been saying this since day one. And now we are living it.
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@GeneBryant2 they were also making contributions to Republican lobbyists (Bobby Stem) and many Republican politicians running for State seats.
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@tribelaw oh my ... they are really afraid to have her go this way. What on earth was promised? A seat on the Appellate Court once trump wins?
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@tribelaw Well, John Edwards got busted precisely for that ... I'm day dreaming of a day when every single person running for a public office MUST pass an exam proving that they are a decent human beings.
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@zaugurz @NOELreports do these people look like trained professionals committing terror acts on civilians?
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@AZAGMayes @RudyGiuliani Now they see me, now they…Oh FFS they see me 👀⚖️🔒
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@KlasfeldReports his trials are like his stock, up and down, down ... staying in the red. and i'm like, crash already
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@Prince85X @P_Kallioniemi No. Tell your boss Putin he needs to get out of Ukraine
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@Zagonel85 @Tendar you're so obvious it's depressing
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@TheValuesVoter @ChrisDJackson @JoeBiden Narcissists resent any and all criticism.
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@smc429 Wonder what his lawyer sister Cathy is thinking of this. Richard has bipolar disorder…that doesn’t excuse him but it might explain some of his assholness.
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@carsonkrow @mcuban “Regular people know” is your argument? Produce the “regular people” data or forever hold your peace.
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@thestustustudio Never too early to start pitching Americans against each other
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@Tendar 👏 and while the ruZZist are figuring out how to defend their refineries, Ukraine will look for yet another easy targets. it's a big country with plenty of targets
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@SteveLovesAmmo His daddy banged a playboy model, Karen McDougal, while his mom was pregnant with him. signed, the other Real Americans.
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@murderof4Crows @RonFilipkowski Zito is also an accomplished criminal and when his organization was finally raided, he pleaded guilty to one felony drug count in late 1986 and was sentenced to ten years' imprisonment. There’s a ton more on him, including Hell’s Angels ties to the Gambino Crime Family. Welcome
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@PopularLiberal couldn't take Mike Johnson anymore? Interesting.
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@GeromanAT @T_Demy88 You’ve been commenting on NAFO accounts for a while now —Are you secretly in love with NAFO or is it just Freudian oral fixation?
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@KellyScaletta @Acyn what's there left that hasn't been divided already -- it's war, haven't you noticed? Biden was optimistic and strong. It was a great SOTU speech.
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@Tendar Wow … Iran is just one ayatollah away from being in the power vacuum
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@Zagonel85 @Tendar Your pain is palpable, Zagonel
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Ukrainian Canadian, Ihor Verys finished #BM100 🇺🇦💙💛
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Ihor Verys finished loop five of the #BM100 in 58:44:59.
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@chiIIum You don't post bail for allegations. He was charged with rape.
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@seungminkim Dark Brandon is back and on the top.
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@nexta_tv this is clearly a watermelon!
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@wolfejosh I did a lot of stupid things but I do not recall cutting off the branch I'm sitting on
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@DreamAmerica_ we were happy then
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You sure won't! #Biden2024
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.
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@Tendar swing hard and wide, Ukraine!
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@BullishonMars @T_Demy88 Speculator … 🤣
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@tribelaw whoever inserted the word 'cannibalism' into the context of the House is a friggin' genius!
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@tribelaw The Earth is blue, not red 🌊
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@JasminKParis could become the first female ever to beat the #BarkleyMarathons #bm100
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Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis began loop four at 32:27:50. #BM100
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@Levi_Borovychok @iamundertow Write @TimothyDSnyder — he’s currently still in Europe I think but posts on Twitter. I like your idea
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@777art77711 @Gerashchenko_en Ukrainian passport means everything to this old man. And the russian papers don't matter to him. But you're too dense to understand any of it.
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@Global_Mil_Info that last paragraph basically says the delay of U.S. military help costed Ukraine the situation now in Kharkiv oblast
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'Grab'em By the Pussy' makes a come back. Thank you, Stormy!
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@SMHonk1983 @thestustustudio I might even hate her
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@JoohnChoe That’s a blatant lie—dogs don’t live that long
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@SecDef I demand my government defends Ukraine!
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@Apex_WW so, it seems NATO is defending Israel. Israel is not a member of NATO. Would NATO now start defending Ukraine, please?
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Ratjaws part of the Barkley Marathons #BM100
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@BosmaTruus @keithdunn A famous segment of the race
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@AlanSmitheeDGA @gtconway3d Oh, Alan ... that's not nice
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Jimmy Kimmel rocks...how did I miss that bit🤣
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@Ukrainerabbi @RepMTG Thank you for pushing back MTG's blatant lies.
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Prevent inbreeding—Vote Blue!
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@Gerashchenko_en Sergey has a point
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Sergej Sumlenny, LL.M
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Maria Pevchikh from Navalny‘s foundation is so happy because their investigation of corruption at Russia‘s ministry of defense led to arrest of a corrupt Deputy Minister Timur Ivanov. The Navalnists helped Putin again to optimize Russia‘s army and kill more Ukrainians.
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@DrGJackBrown but but why Jordan smiled a happy smile? he was like oh, we are playing I gotcha game where everyone involved knows what happens next but Jared is the funniest guy to tell us?
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@stigahund @Gerashchenko_en Fellasberg is not correct—the name is Królewiec
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@ESexiness @Prince85X @P_Kallioniemi "most importantly an intellectual!" -- who writes a bio like this? Troll.
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@BenZeisloft How come you've met God and nobody knew about it?
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@accuweather That's the first ever occurance of hail in Texas, I suppose
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@AZAGMayes @RudyGiuliani Great… and he deleted his tweet 😂
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@NatalkaKyiv No bags with sand? Oh right, all the bags went to the frontlines
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@KevinRothrock @Stanovaya 🤣it was Islamists but not real Islamists and not really Islamists because it was Ukraine on behalf of US. Trouble with his processors, someone reboot him.
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In your face J.D. Vance -- or how to trap idiots. Go Kaitlan!
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So you agree that people who break in and vandalize a building should be prosecuted? J.D. Vance: "Exactly." I’m just checking because you did help raise money for people who did so on Jan. 6th.
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Jasmine Paris is the first woman to finish the Barkley Marathons #jasminparis . I'm going to hit the gym now, this is inspiring. #BM100
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FIFTY NINE HOURS. FIFTY EIGHT MINUTES. TWENTY ONE SECONDS!! She came. She saw. She conquered. She owns the #barkleymarathon We have a new queen. #BM100 #JasminParis #smalleuropeanwoman
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@DemocracyDocket that's great news!
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@AmericanMama86 @BidensWins seriously? You're saying that Joe Biden made it up because you haven't seen it?
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@ukrainerallydc Thought I'd cheer you up telling you about 🇺🇦Ihor Verys💙💛 running an ultra Barkley Marathons -- he's on the last loop & doing great #BM100
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🇺🇦Ukrainian Ihor Verys on loop five of Barkley Marathons #BM100
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@AL95929999999 @kaitlancollins that really makes no sense, does it now?
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@EndGameWW3 You read that side of the story and formed an opinion on Biden? MME website was funded and is backed by Qatar. Jamal Bassasso, once a chief of Hamas controlled Al-Quds TV, is a director of Middle East Eye.They employ run away Al Jazeera journos. Where's the US side of this story?
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@aisha_c10 @RyanChandlerTV it depends. do not try my garden
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@theafroaussie you said nothing substantial, just threw a childish tantrum at the genocide. Why does one need a Harvard PhD to get stupid on twitter is beyond me.
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@RachelBitecofer that's Pastor Loren Livingston, Central Church, Charlotte, North Carolina
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@NotHoodlum when did he say this? do you know?
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@softtail65 @connie_cav99037 @Mcpuggins @Elboe37 @PeggyAn04438702 @Christie72Joy @kathylou58 @ssingerss @crkrjack77 @YeOldePizzaLady oh wow, thank you all new followers, if I don't immediately FB that's bc I'm having trouble finding you but hopefully twitter picks it up.
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@Zagonel85 @Tendar I always meant to ask you, have you ever considered the possibility that a multipolar world disorder is actually an ole bi-polar disorder illness? It's debilitating and the sooner you seek help, the better off you'll be.
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@SanityInNY @mcuban Considering we were recovering from a near disaster I don’t think that is a fair assessment. In Obama’s 2d term, the economic growth per person was higher than G.W.Bush’s and others before him.
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@tribelaw wow ... glad I bumped into it!
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Rudy Giuliani has been served! I guess he deleted his post shortly after 😂
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AZ Attorney General Kris Mayes
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The final defendant was served moments ago. @RudyGiuliani nobody is above the law.
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@Corona3743 @SwissWatchGuy Not so. Words are chosen and once told, they have consequences. 'Bloodbath' will always have the same connotations, no matter the context. It is a lot of blood, enough to bath in it. There are other words in English language, he chose the most violent one.
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@tribelaw the NYT certainly has an amnesia about tfg
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