Football things that can go in the bin:
Combined XI's
Half and Half Scarves
Vlogging
Popcorn At Grounds
6pm Champions League KO
Chris Sutton
Feel free to add to this list..
The average age of Arsenal's "Young Squad" of Premier League players used this season: 24.5
The average age of Tottenham's Premier League squad this season: 24.5
Funny that.
Hi
@SkySportsPL
I hope you're well
I've noticed that you keep telling me that Pochettino is going to Man United
That's cool, I'm going to tell all
#COYS
and
#THFC
followers to bin Sky Sports and stream games instead
I think that's a fair swap, nice knowing you.
Thanks, Dan x
Sky Sports cut their budgets over the summer.
They bring in more Thogden.
I'm watching the matches and nothing else from now on.
I'll get my analysis from elsewhere.
I really hate Sky Sports these days.
Didn't manage to watch Tottenham vs Chelsea last night....
Managed to watch my first born child arrive into the world.
Say hello to Joseph Elliott Tracey
Fully paid up membership to Dad club is now completed ✅️
Keep Kane this summer.
Ride or die with one last dance.
He may sign a contract, he may not
But I'd rather take that risk and see what happens rather than ship him to Bayern and never know.
#COYS
#THFC
#THFC
have confirmed any supporter that enters the field of play may receive a 3 year ban from attending football matches and a criminal record for football related offences.
The thing I don't understand is why did Levy have to worry about the balance sheet right now.
Yes, Kane could have left on a free.
But, Kane could also leave on a free helping Tottenham to a top 5 finish (which should grab an extra Champions League berth)
Which in turn
Tottenham vs Manchester City
Kickoff: 8pm
UK Channel: ITV4
Presenter: Laura Woods
Pundits: Ian Wright, Karen Carney, Gunnersaurus
Commentary: Matt Lucas & Lee Dixon
Pitchside Interviews: Alan Davies
#COYS
#THFC
Tottenham fans after Brighton a fortnight ago: "Time wasting bastards, hope they get relegated"
Tottenham fans after Brighton drew with Arsenal: "Fantastic result, always thought they were a decent club"
Football never change 😂
#COYS
#THFC
#ARSBHA
🚨Al Ittihad have started negotiations to terminate Jota's contract. 🟡⚫
#Ittihad
▪️There are clubs from La Liga, Premier League and Italian Serie A interested in signing the Portuguese winger. 🇵🇹
I know Eric Dier has fallen out of favour with a large swathe of the
#COYS
fan base.
However, I don't think anyone begrudges him a move to Bayern Munich.
People have a habit of remembering the now, but Dier has been a great servant to the club.
Best of luck Eric.
#THFC
It's not the role he is playing in Harry Kane's departure which is annoying me the most...
It's the spacing and alignment of all those photo frames which is really winding me up right now 😂
#COYS
#THFC
I've had the
#Covid_19
symptoms for 13 days and it is absolutely brutal. I cannot stress this enough.
Thankfully I'm on the home stretch and will be fine within the week but please don't do anything to endanger yourself, you really don't want this illness.
Please stay safe x
Kaveh Solhekol on Romeo Lavia's current status:
"Why would you not want to move to Liverpool and play in the Champions League?"
Because Kaveh, Liverpool are not in the Champions League.
Am I Ange Out: No
Am I enjoying Spurs' performances: No
Did I expect us to be 5th: No
Is it worth starting another 'project': No
On balance, he deserves a second season and let's see where we are in 12 months.
#COYS
#THFC
CLUB STATEMENT:
After moving to Newcastle in 2020 on a 3 year deal, I'm delighted to announce that I've finally got myself on the property ladder.
I'm proud to announce I'm now a homeowner, I'll be staying in Newcastle on a long-term contract and it feels absolutely great!
Tottenham's 5 Steps to the Champions League
1. Arsenal lose to Manchester United
2. Aston Villa lose to Liverpool
3. Tottenham beat Manchester City
4. Aston Villa lose to Crystal Palace
5. Tottenham beat Sheffield United
They couldn't, could they?
#COYS
When I win the
#EuroMillions
Jackpot later, I'm going to use that £180m to buy Kylian Mbappe.
And then just have him do DIY jobs round my house. Probably start with the pointing on the roof before winter really kicks in.
Sol Campbell: "Harry hasn't quite done it in the last few international tournaments"
Number of senior internatiomal tournaments that Harry Kane has played in: 1
Ffs Sol...
#EnglandSquad
#COYS
#THFC
45 minutes of ITV
#Euro2020
coverage and I honestly wished BBC were showing the lot.
Sam Matterface
Peter "I love Referees" Walton
More adverts than half time analysis
Roy Keane comparing everything to the United '99 treble winning season
This is going to be a long month
Phil Neville "I never liked Khazri, he went missing at Sunderland and he's gone missing today"
GOAL for Tunisia......scored by Khazri
Phil Neville is such a fucking idiot
#BELTUN
#WorldCup
Good message but when you've won the Bundesliga for the past 10 years with backing from the likes of corporate giants such as Adidas and Audi, the message is slightly lost.
🚨 The news you've been waiting for 🚨
Dortmund v Schalke
Leipzig v Freiburg
Hoffenheim v Hertha
Augsburg v Wolfsburg
Dusseldorf v Paderborn
Frankfurt v Gladbach
Cologne v Mainz
Union v Bayern
Bremen v Leverkusen
Watch 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 Bundesliga game live this weekend on BT Sport 📺
Was Gary Stevens (Everton/Rangers) a good player?
He was just before my time but for someone who won 2 1st Div titles, nearly 50 England caps and countless trophies in Scotland, you never really hear much about him.
As a relatively new Dad, I have found a new category of infuriating people.
People who park in the parent and baby parking spaces and have no kids in the car.
As bad as those people that steal your lunch from the work fridge.
@mikinrin90
Yeah I understand it's not imminent but anything that makes Sky pointless is a good thing.
30 years of the same broadcaster has made the coverage so stale.
"Barry Manilow ends Tottenham's top-four hopes"
Is what I have learned from Twitter in the past 24 hours or so 😂
I get it is not the best song to play before the game, but it is a bit of reach to say that was the reason for our losst to Brighton
#COYS
#THFC
Honestly get your Christmas shopping completed by Friday
This Saturday:
12:00 - Real Madrid v Barcelona
12:30 - Everton v Chelsea
15:00 - Soccer Saturday
17:30 - Burnley v Spurs
19:45 - Leicester City v Man United