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Dan Dillon

1 year

Kinda surreal to be invited to Twitter HQ just a little over a year since we were banned. “The barbarians have stormed the gates and are now having a drink in the castle” - @elonmusk

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@stclairashley SpongeBob when he gets muscular in that one episode

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

Having a drink and convo with a few friends @elonmusk

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

An IOU is as good as cash. I think Elon will keep this in a safe place. @elonmusk

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Dan Dillon

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10 months

@elonmusk @StephenKing He’s the dude in the sewer giving balloons to kids.

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@greg16676935420 And how is he still a toddler? It’s been 2 dang years.

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

The bird and @TheBabylonBee

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Dan Dillon

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10 months

@chelseahandler I’m so glad people like this aren’t procreating.

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Dan Dillon

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10 months

@krassenstein If you don’t support kids going to events with nudity, why? In your original tweet you made a case for how it’s not harmful to them. So if it’s not harmful, why are you so emphatic that you would never do it? This is called logical fallacy.

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

Bad ideas and bad information need to be mocked into oblivion, not censored.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

1 year

A little over a year ago, Kyle and I were banned from Twitter for being too good at ping pong. Then a billionaire bought the company and invited us to play at headquarters. Crazy when things work out like this. PS get rekt @The_Kyle_Mann

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

@SethDillon This is a perfect example of why sitting down and talking is important. On social media and in his publication this guy just says whatever he wants and his readers believe it. Confront idiots in person. Expose their lies.

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

This speaks to my soul

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@stclairashley I actually like this guy. He could have been a lame dog breed like a poodle but he went for the classic lassie.

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@krassenstein Glad you prefaced this with “opinion”

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Dan Dillon

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2 months

Crazy that this may go down as one of the most influential conversations in global politics over the past 4 years.

Seth Dillon

@SethDillon

2 months

Two years ago today we declined to censor ourselves.

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@NBCNews When your story gets the exact opposite reaction that you expected…

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4 years

@AndyHa_

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@stclairashley I didn't cry during Titanic and I didn't cry during Marley & Me but I just cried a little during this

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Dan Dillon

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5 months

Well, my Tesla is dead but the humans are alright. She protected us well. We were clipped by a semi at highway speed. Extremely lucky we didn’t end up hitting anybody else, or things would have been much worse.

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Dan Dillon

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10 months

@elonmusk @politico Well it’s definitely not Hunter. He reached a plea deal which is pretty much proof he didn’t do anything wrong.

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Dan Dillon

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1 month

@JAlfredJuicebox @EvaVlaar Is that a mustache? Not trying to be mean but it just actually looks like a mustache

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Dan Dillon

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4 years

@AndyHa_ And wikipedia is now currently up to date...

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

2 years

@washingtonpost When the MSM gets in on the doxxing game, and then pays to promote it on Twitter. LOL.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

11 months

@AOCpress I don't see anything in here that's satirical. This is just AOC's opinion.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

3 years

@Tim_Matheson Apologizing doesn't mean much. Good people have the ability to realize the thing you're about to say is really terrible, and therefore you don't say it at all. Apologizing also doesn't show class. It shows that you thought it was funny but misread the room.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

1 year

It’s the same as Trump “indirectly” calling for violence by saying he wasn’t attending the inauguration. The social media overlords are willing to stretch any definition of terms to further their agenda of targeted censorship.

Seth Dillon

@SethDillon

1 year

When they say @libsoftiktok "indirectly" violated the Rules by "indirectly" inciting violence, what they're really saying is that Libs of TikTok neither violated the Rules nor incited violence.

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Dan Dillon

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7 months

The SPLC is deeply saddened that a police officer survived a brutal attack and will live another day to see his family.

Southern Poverty Law Center

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7 months

SPLC is deeply saddened by the tragic loss of Leonard Cure in Camden County, GA. We urgently call for a transformation in policing that honors every individual's rights. The ongoing anti-Blackness in policing must end. Every leader must act for justice and accountability.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

2 years

Just released a new song that I wrote and recorded over the past year. It’s for my wife. I hope you like it.

My Love Will Always Find You

Midday Sons · Song · 2022

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

1 year

This is the type of level-headed sanity that will get you straight up blacklisted by Hollywood.

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1 year

@Disney pulls the plug on vaccine mandates! Way to go Mickey!!!

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

11 months

Anybody wanting to join the extremely official @TheBabylonBee Twitter community, stop by and say hello.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

6 months

Sometimes I'm proud enough of my memes that I quote tweet them

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Dan Dillon

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4 years

Is this when I stupidly post that I have 999 followers and need 1 more to get to 1,000, not realizing that the only people that see my post are my current followers?

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

11 months

@elonmusk I don’t think people on the left like to be exposed to uncensored criticism. They’ve been operating so long in an echo chamber with zero accountability. They don’t find the idea of free speech and equal opportunity information appealing.

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@CNN Hi I’m CNN and I’m addicted to fear porn

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

10 months

@Victorshi2020 Let me help you out. The 1st ruling protects institutions from unconstitutional gov involvement in choosing who they do business with. The 2nd ruling protects private businesses from unconstitutional gov involvement in choosing who they do business with. Hope this helps.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

11 months

@AOC Dang she resisted the urge to make it a doomsday climate post. Bravo.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

8 months

@alifarhat79 Freedom

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Dan Dillon

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4 months

I kinda feel bad for the people that think the Epstein list will lead to any meaningful revelations or accountability. There won’t be distractions from the list. The list is the distraction.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

1 month

I'm having a very difficult time understanding why anybody cares about Stephen Crowder or what is going on with his mess of a life.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

11 months

Congrats to @ZubyMusic for doing a great job on this huge interview.

ZUBY:

@ZubyMusic

11 months

Real Talk with Zuby Podcast Ep. 263 - @ElonMusk I sat down with the owner of Twitter / CEO of Tesla & SpaceX to discuss the future of human civilisation, social media, free speech, aliens, AI, Neuralink, fatherhood, and more! *Twitter exclusive. Ad-supported

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8 months

@stclairashley Isn’t that Flea from the Chili Peppers?

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

11 months

@realNat989 @SethDillon @TheBabylonBee We are never going to financially recover from this.

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Dan Dillon

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11 months

@greg16676935420 Greg did you check to see if there were any bikes?

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@EdKrassen Hope she’s ok but honestly I think she should be retiring at this point.

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Dan Dillon

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11 months

@elonmusk Bold move, Elon!

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

1 year

@stclairashley Have you ever actually talked to somebody in a waiting room? Now that's a dystopian nightmare.

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

@CNN We have leaders in the White House? That’s news to me. Thanks CNN!

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

Up to something in SF

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

1 year

I once lost my keys and was going to be late for a flight. Even though he didn't know me, @TuckerCarlson called the airline and had them delay the flight. He also came to my house and drove me to the airport. But he didn't pay for any of the tolls on the way. What a jerk.

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

@NBCNews Man you guys are getting absolutely smoked in these replies. Lol.

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

They should just do the presidential debates in a Twitter Space 🤣 talk about entertainment value

ALX 🇺🇸

@alx

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Elon Musk says he would also do a Twitter Space with Donald Trump, RFK Jr. and Joe Biden

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Dan Dillon

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11 months

@CNN Would they have published this if she had a different name? Literally nobody knows who Whitney Cummings is lol.

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Dan Dillon

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6 months

@AOC It’s sad that I thought this must be the AOC parody account.

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Dan Dillon

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@AOC

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10 months

@stclairashley Dang he owned us. We need to just take the L.

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

@JoeBiden You mean semen producers and wombed people?

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@greg16676935420 @mayemusk Her son just spent $44 billion to buy a website, maybe they don't have the money right now to commit to that kind of monthly fee.

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

@POTUS "Experts say" really means "I have done no research on this but you can't prove the statement wrong if I am generic enough"

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

6 months

@Riley_Gaines_ We’ve also received the Loomer “deposit from DeSantis” treatment. People acting like politicians don’t pay for services like speech writing, speaking, etc. is just ridiculous. And maybe Trump should do more of that. We’d be happy to work with him too.

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

I told her to smile bigger. So she kept the same smile but stood on her tippy toes 😂

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Dan Dillon

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10 months

@stillgray She’s right. You don’t need a license to drive a car. Do it enough and you’ll go to jail, sure, but you can certainly do it if you want.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

8 months

Can somebody please sue the New Mexico governor so I can contribute to paying the legal fees? Thanks.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

11 months

I would like to formally announce my candidacy for the job of fixing the 2 pixel misalignment between the Twitter logo and the navigation icons. Attached is my resume:

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@CNN “Short sleeve shirts are not as hot as wool sweaters” - CNN experts

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

11 months

Hey @WhiteHouse : These aren't your kids. They're my kids. If you think otherwise, we're gonna have a serious problem.

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@WhiteHouse

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To the LGBTQI+ Community – the Biden-Harris Administration has your back.

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Dan Dillon

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10 months

@rosadelauro I’m not even Catholic and I know you’re not a Catholic. It’s a shame you don’t know.

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

@greg16676935420 This only works if you don’t have a birthday in the middle of the calculation

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@greg16676935420 Looks like he won’t be a toddler much longer. Thank God. This streak needs to end.

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

@greg16676935420 @waitbutwhy Back then having followers was not a good thing, Greg

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Dan Dillon

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6 months

SBF guilty of being too good looking

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

11 months

I’m too tired to even respond to this nonsense so I’ll just retweet it in all of its errant glory. Lol what is wrong with people.

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The Babylon Bee took money from Desantis, then turns around and fires an openly pro-Trump employee ( @GavinWax ) bc the campaign demands it. How is this any different than leftist companies?

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9 months

I’m honored that @mayemusk liked two of my replies to Greg, even if they were some of the dumbest things I’ve said on X. It pays* to have a subscription to @greg16676935420 . *It doesn’t literally pay, it costs $1 per month

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Dan Dillon

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11 months

@elonmusk @MattWalshBlog I may never agree with all the decisions being made along the way but I definitely appreciate transparency. I would also ask the question of what media on the opposite side of the narrative is restricted from advertising. Is there any?

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Dan Dillon

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11 months

She’s my density

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@EdKrassen @PassionPlanet1 It's only irrelevant if you blindly assume it's irrelevant, ignoring all of the skills they taught us back in school to use critical thinking and follow the evidence.

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Dan Dillon

@dandillondev

11 months

An electrician quoted me $4100 to replace my home’s dimmer switches from old style to LED dimmers. Dude’s smoking something. Just did it for about $400 in materials and it only took me 2 hours.

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Dan Dillon

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7 months

@cb_doge Homeowner's insurance. If you ever have to - God forbid - make a claim, your premium basically goes up as much or more than the cost of the claim over the next 2-3 years. You pay for the damage one way or the other, but they profit no matter what.

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Dan Dillon

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10 months

The X logo’s been hiding in plain site all along…

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

@realdeepakterra @elonmusk @SethDillon @The_Kyle_Mann @TheBabylonBee It will be on Twitter for all

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@MarkHamill This is not going to go the way you think

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Dan Dillon

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6 months

If I had a dollar for every time somebody accused us of being paid shills for a politician, I wouldn’t need to keep taking all this money from politicians.

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Dan Dillon

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10 months

@finneyk The irony of trying to make a point, but you actually make the exact opposite point.

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Dan Dillon

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8 months

@stats_feed Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Ugly Betty do not belong in the top 10.

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Dan Dillon

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11 months

@TheBabylonBee There's no way this actually happened.

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

I'm going to be at Bee Live. I was told by others within the organization that it was important for me to share this. But I honestly don't know if I want you to come and see me. It definitely depends on who you are. #BeeLIVE

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Dan Dillon

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11 months

I honestly don’t have a lot of advice to give. But please get outside and do stuff like this.

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Dan Dillon

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8 months

@stclairashley As your employer I’m not allowed to comment on your physical appearance but I will say that any video with you in it gets about 4x the engagement of a video with my lame mug

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

@benshapiro They didn't just forget. They called him a "Texas" man, which is a blatant lie. How is he a "Texas" man when he is in Texas illegally? He's a Mexican national.

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Dan Dillon

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2 years

Why is the narrative that the true Twitter experience will now cost $8? You don't need a blue check for people to ignore your tweets and not follow you. You can still do that for free.

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

Guys I'm trying to get to 15 million views. Can you please go to my profile and refresh about 3,000 times each?

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

@AOC “Everything I disagree with is a disservice to democracy”. What a farce.

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@MaxMillerOH There is no way to misinterpret your original tweet. It didn't convey a message that you didn't intend, it just generated a response you didn't like. Nice try at an apology, but this just makes it worse.

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Dan Dillon

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1 year

@ZedOneOne @SethDillon I can’t believe this comment has 1 like lol. Must have been a bot.

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Dan Dillon

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4 months

My thoughts on Jesus being played by a woman: Pros: Wont need to change haircut, definitely will know the gossip about Judas ahead of time Cons: Can’t decide where to eat Last Supper, won’t be able to park the donkey

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4 years

@WScottFx @TheBabylonBee I think you don’t understand satire. Babylon Bee didn’t say this. Joe Biden did. If you’re offended by this take it up with him.

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Dan Dillon

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10 months

What if the lady on the plane was the only real one and we are all in a simulation and she just figured it out?

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Dan Dillon

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9 months

@greg16676935420 If they have the key it would not be too difficult for an average height adult

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Dan Dillon

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10 months

@elonmusk I’m thinking you’re undervaluing the people on this platform that aren’t verified but spend a large amount of time here. There are other ways to stop data miners.

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Dan Dillon

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10 months

What’s the least confrontational way to tell somebody that they aren’t real? There’s this dude next to me on this plane and it’s pretty obvious he’s not real.

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