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custodian @chicagotribune

Northern Illinois
Joined May 2023
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@crookshuv
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5 months
Hey do you guys know what these are for? I took it out of the toilet so you could see it better.
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@BXMMA @CiaranH_7 @DrDisrespect You used a pronoun three times in that reply.
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2 months
yeah this fucking goes
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@BXMMA @CiaranH_7 @DrDisrespect “Them” is a pronoun. You took English class in school, right?
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@crookshuv
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3 months
It sucks opening a tweet like this now cause its full of bluechecks posting random videos in the replies. This site fucking sucks ass, man.
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
3 months
Dung beetle casually running over frogs with its big ball of shit 💀
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@crookshuv
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4 months
The Eric Koston 10 board ollie picture came up on Facebook again. Every time I see it my want to ask Matt Schnurr about it increases.
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@crookshuv
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3 months
Best performance by a cigarette in a motion picture?
@TedKordLives2
Joe Ted Jerome: Menefreghista
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Best performance by a cigarette in a motion picture?
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3 months
I think about this nollie heel from Gary Bolos all the time. the nollie stance carve is insane. rightonkickass on IG
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3 months
Me watching Baker Has A Deathwish 2 for the 37th time
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11 months
@KEEMSTAR “I skewed the facts in tates favor but that’s irrelevant”
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1 month
idk how i missed this one
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3 months
180 switch crooks are such an amazing trick
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4 months
snowboarders are never beating the "rich person" allegations
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3 months
@RealEmirHan
Emir Han
3 months
What's the sexiest someone has ever looked in movies? I'll start:
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3 months
Skateboarding is very gay but non-homoerotic . Meanwhile, football is very straight but very homoerotic.
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11 months
@futbolphanatics @DailyLoud its funny cause kanye married and impregnated her knowing of the sex tape lol
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4 months
i never want to see this fucking curb again in my life.
@SkateClipsOnX
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Andy Anderson @PowellPeralta
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8 months
@schizarella @SaeedDiCaprio Jesus has been streaming for over 2000 years Misha.
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1 year
@aniceburrito i think its tuesday rn idk
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9 months
@crulge Elon has established precedent that it is ok to tweet about going to a persons house to fight them. And I think that’s cool!
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8 months
@halomancer1 Just one more arbitrary change. Please just one. I swear this will fix it. Just let me change this one little thing and all our advertisers will come back. Please. Just one thing.
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1 month
Theres a lot going on here that makes this a great clip propped grate ramp jersey barrier curb cut spectators going fast as fuck correcting his foot on the landing so you know hes not a robot
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1 month
idk how i missed this one
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@crookshuv
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9 months
Your extremely racist uncle at the family cookout:
@JustinWhang
Justin Whang 🐙
9 months
If aliens came we’d probably just die from their diseases
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4 months
@brockomole Have you seen the video of the dude biting off the end of the chicken bake and shoving the hotdog in it?
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9 months
Can you please use the edit feature to update the number of likes as it increases. Otherwise I’ll have to submit a community note.
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8 months
@haramcart urban desire to walk to the grocery store with no list and just buy stuff based on vibes cause i know if i need anything else i can just walk back to the grocery store cause its not a 2 hour venture.
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9 months
@izzyscrewedup @pissboymcgee Now give your opinion on using a child that is the product of rape to own the left.
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@grooviestsalami @2phoneEv It does look like it would go pretty deep.
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@crooknollieflip
vbryce 🌊
3 months
I ate a whole rotisserie chicken today with my bare hands
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3 months
Fuck it, heres Fred Galls part in Sub Zero - Real Life (1994)
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4 months
My metamask wallet was hacked by scammers while I was trading NFT and Bitcoins for mushrooms and Xanax. Can anyone get me a tshirt that has this on it?
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4 months
@AndrewR15DW @DelusionPosting He doesn’t have to tho. He could live in his dads basement and deliver pizza.
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3 months
Yeah I have a girlfriend. She goes to a different skatepark. You wouldn’t know her.
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@crookshuv
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2 months
that thing PJ Ladd does during lines where he does a lil jump before pushing. (2 secs in)
@mmunzenrider
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Skateboard equivalent of shaking the guitar during a solo?
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3 months
I went to Zumiez and everyone knew you
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@threedigletts @CaliCal128 @ImaBudtender @loookatmeimkiad You sound 14. Please don’t speak on this matter.
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@DrHjonk @Xaniken I’m trying to understand the value of the angles for what would have been very unimpressive even if they made it.
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4 months
DGK went kinda hard with this one
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@jedwill
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Fuck bedtimes. Fuck homework. Fuck my parents. Fuck school. Fuck the system. Play video games.
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4 months
love how Spain has been like "we love skaters. you are part of our culture!" and Philadelphia was like "were going to summarily execute all skaters at dawn. we hate you"
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The middle days
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@crookshuv
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Dripping with sauce. Impeccable flavor.
@uganda_sk8bding
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Moses 🔥🔥🔥
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4 months
Watching 00s skate vids and in awe at how flat the boards are.
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8 months
@marionumber4 Imma need to add like ten more hammers to my collection after reading this
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9 months
So everyone knows where things stood in the final moment
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@jesuslasupajew
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Died like he lived it, as a hero 🫡
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Skateboarding has taught me way too much about shoes. Now people think I’m a sneakerhead.
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9 months
@JakezLive @SaeedDiCaprio Continue to workshop this one. Maybe it’ll get somewhere after a couple more revisions.
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3 months
Everyone realized that orange Andrews eating is from a street tree, right?
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8 months
@JUNlPER It’s a mystery, really. Anyone’s guess.
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4 months
Do we have a “Cursed Setups” page anywhere? We need one. First post right here if one doesn’t already exist.
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11 months
@pearlythingz I guarantee if I run up to dude while naked and shitting myself he would be scared
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5 months
@schizarella Tell him it’s cause it’s got so much poop in it
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3 months
i know a cry for help when i see it. everyone cashapp jas $5 so she can get a new deck
@2jas2furious
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@BEHEADlNG Sorta like this
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@boygrrI homie rolls an r that doesnt even exist
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@The_sigma_fem Shooting my shot
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6 months
Whos the fucking LOSER in the stack with the 52mm+ wheels?!??????!
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6 months
People will look at this and then look you straight in the eyes and call it a nosegrind.
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9 months
@mrnonplungable bros heart is just gonna erupt out of his chest one day
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4 months
oh shit oh fuck oh shit
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3 months
180 switch crooks are such an amazing trick
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3 months
me if Rodney Mullen ever got mad at me
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I thought a subscription to Thrasher was gonna be like $50 but it was only $28.95 and I got a free shirt?
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4 months
lets face the facts here, this type of clip peaked with Rick McCranks fountain drink boardslide in the Menikmati credits.
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6 months
🧐🧐🧐
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3 months
Heres Bam getting into a couple and landing a crosslocked 5050 in the summer of 1995. Im wondering when it became intentional rather than just riding out what feels right. This is from Joe Hiddlesons YouTube, Episode 6.
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I’m pretty much famous now.
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Very excited to be a fucking delinquent.
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@Daniel3Marta @stclairashley Yeah +1 kidnapped girl now as well.
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@pissboymcgee The funny part, to me, is assuming a man who works for a popular satire site does not already have an attorney on retainer.
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@macabre_max_666 Make the butthole a carb
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re: Elissa Steamer cover you can either be mad these people have this opinion or, the better option, feel sorry for them that, in their eyes, everything is a competition
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Michael Scott - Scranton, PA - 2006
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god dammit this is so fucking sick
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@planetzoot3000 Reply with “you didn’t answer the question tho”
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@HennessC_God @The_sigma_fem @dom_lucre Can you go thru all 4.5k likes and find all the bots for me? Thanks!
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Please! Why won’t these people think about the CURBS? These poor helpless curbs!!! 😭😭
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@LurkerLouis A gold plated and diamond encrusted AK? Cool. Encased in epoxy? Now thats EPIC!
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@punishedmother im pretty much like this guy. i just dont have the mental capacity to store all this data anymore. i used to be a "remember everything everyone says or does" and it was very draining for a lot of reasons.
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"Was that switch?" is skateboardings "Are you pregnant?"
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Liam Pace Switch drops in are such a raw trick that isn’t really a trick
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Beagle wears glasses! 🤓
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Russ Milligan walked so Tiago Lemos could run switch backside tailslide 411VM #53 - 2002
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Toys R Us manager gave me these years.
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@buckadeath Nah her dad works for Lockheed and he personally flew a helicopter in to rescue her
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@AzraelMortis @schizarella @SaeedDiCaprio That’s that “tell me you’ve never felt Jesus’ love without telling me” energy I’d expect from someone like you
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@dklmarxist Imagine someone parking in the spot he wanted and then he has to try in another spot and it just keeps repeating for a half hour
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Nick Merlino snaps a board on a sw bs 360 and Ryan Decenzo offers his setup to finish the session. "Its the same thing just highs" says Ryan. After the make, Ryan lets out a pubescent screech to complete the session. BEAGLE Tapes: Episode #44
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Skateboarding fucking rules. Everyone complains it’s too mainstream and the culture is dying and blahblahblah. Go message your favorite skaters from the 00s on IG and they’ll prolly respond. Good luck doing that with a football or basketball star.
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@s4m31p4n a man was forced by capitalism to split rent with strangers and you LAUGH?
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if you do acid and stare in the mirror and say Fred Galls name three times you gain the power to switch crook
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Nearly an hour and a half of two men talking about cellar doors in the context of skateboarding.
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@schizarella Here for you Misha. You can come to @chicagotribune anytime. I just clean toilets but sometimes they let me write articles about guns.
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All hubbas are a down ledge, but not all down ledges are hubbas
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