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Chris H

@cphanes78

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Husband, Father of 2 girls, enjoyer of tailgating and keeper of stats.

Ocala, FL
Joined November 2017
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Chris H
1 year
For those who enjoy the NFL over/under predictions from @TheCousinSal & @BillSimmons , (where Simmons can't cheat like he does on Guess the Lines), all bets are settled. Sal went 18-13-1 & BS 24-7-1 (7-0 on his locks!) @ExtraPointsPod All picks found here:
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Chris H
4 months
@BillSimmons @TheCousinSal As Sal mentioned, I have keeping track of their over/under results going back to 2018. I also have the NBA numbers for BS, House and Russillo, among other things. Feel free to give me a follow. Over/Under results can be found here:
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1 year
For those who enjoy the NFL over/under predictions from @TheCousinSal & @BillSimmons , (where Simmons can't cheat like he does on Guess the Lines), we've got 18 bets settled so far. Sal is 12-6 while Simmons is 13-5. @ExtraPointsPod All picks found here:
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Chris H
4 years
Hey @TheCousinSal - here are your all-time stats for Shark Tank. When you go w/ @thebrotherbri 9-12-2 When you go w/ @thechalktalker 9-18. When you go w/ @AAOHARRY 10-5. I'll start a new sheet for 1st episode of 2020. Happy Holidays to all of you!
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Chris H
1 year
For those who enjoy the NFL over/under predictions from @TheCousinSal & @BillSimmons , (where Simmons can't cheat like he does on Guess the Lines), we've got 25 bets settled so far. Sal is 16-9 while Simmons is 18-7. @ExtraPointsPod All picks found here:
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Chris H
3 years
With lines like "After sharing a Bloomin' Onion and Kookaburra wings, we made relations in our bed," this is guaranteed to be a classic. Congratulations on the book, @TheCousinSal ! Someone give @iacono_melissa a medal. @AAOHARRY @thebrotherbri @thechalktalker
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1 year
For those who enjoy the NFL over/under predictions from @TheCousinSal & @BillSimmons , we've got 11 bets settled after 13 weeks of the season. Sal is 6-5 while Simmons is 8-3. @ExtraPointsPod All picks found here:
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Chris H
2 years
Fans of #AgainstAllOdds on @extrapointspod - for all of the grief we (rightfully) give @AAOHARRY for his steady diet of -180 parlays, he deserves some praise when he nails one for +546 like he did today! @TheParlayKid1 @thebrotherbri @TheCousinSal
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Chris H
6 years
This week's double agreements between @ColinCowherd and the wise guys with @RJinVegas : MIN+3, BAL-3, NYJ+3, N.O.-4. So far this year, those double agreements are 25-9-1 ATS (71%).
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Chris H
5 years
Fans of the Against All Odds podcast: if you somehow make it thru the hour long @thechalktalker best bet fireside chat, when @AAOHARRY starts talking about the Miss Universe odds, hit the stop button. You'll either LOL (+110) or cringe/cry (-350) @TheCousinSal @thebrotherbri
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Chris H
7 months
@BillSimmons @ryenarussillo @HousefromDC FYI - I track the results each year going back to the 2017-18 season. Feel free to follow along with me. I'll update this year's as I listen later today. Picks and results are found here:
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Chris H
4 years
NBA bettors: if you're not following @SleepyJ_Pregame , you are doing yourself a disservice. He posts daily player props along with his handicap/reasoning for each of them so you can make an informed decision. He's been on fire recently and is certainly worth a follow.
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Chris H
5 years
True degeneracy is @AAOHARRY saying "I had the leader during the 3rd round of the Turkish Airlines Open..." and no one bats an eye. Slow clap for you, sir. @TheCousinSal @thebrotherbri @thechalktalker
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Chris H
5 years
In case you missed it, way back on episode 75 of the Against All Odds podcast, @TheCousinSal have us Giannis to win MVP @ 5-1. @thebrotherbri (CLE) & @thechalktalker (MIL) also gave us season-long NBA winners that day.
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Chris H
5 years
Dream Preview listeners: the new college basketball podcast is off to a 2-0 start with their best bets! @BradPowers7 and @AJIsTheReal each gave us sound advice and solid handicapping in the first episode. Stats available here: @RJinVegas
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Chris H
2 years
@katienolan @FakeSeanCarver People with jobs rarely do.
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Chris H
3 years
@AAOHARRY Occasionally I'll come up with what I think to be a good idea and then think "Nah, no one would buy that." Meanwhile, someone created a 4XL purple Golden Girls shirt and sure enough, someone bought it. Lesson learned, thanks to our pal @AAOHARRY
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Chris H
2 years
Fans of #AgainstAllOdds on @extrapointspod - our lovable degenerate @AAOHARRY is getting hitched today! Let's raise a styrofoam cup w/slush+Nerds and toast him while we say a little prayer for poor Angie. @thechalktalker @thebrotherbri @TheCousinSal Congratulations, H-DOGG!
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Chris H
1 year
For those who enjoy the NFL over/under predictions from @TheCousinSal & @BillSimmons , we've already got a winner/loser just 9 weeks into the season. Sal's pick of the Jets over puts him in the early lead. @ExtraPointsPod All picks found here:
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Chris H
1 year
@TheCousinSal Which is more likely: a) @RyanDLeaf is trolling us all by joking about the joke, b) he isn't joking & this still doesn't crack the list of Top 500 Sal jokes gone awkward/wrong c) @AAOHARRY has a legit job d) the field
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Chris H
10 months
Fans of #AgainstAllOdds on @extrapointspod - take a moment to send some good 52nd Birthday juju to THIS guy! @TheCousinSal a/k/a "Daddo Fatto," "Three-One", "Touro Law Center's Best Known Alumnus". @thebrotherbri @thechalktalker @AAOHARRY @joelwsolomon #GoMetsGo
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Chris H
1 year
For those who enjoy the NFL over/under predictions from @TheCousinSal & @BillSimmons , (where Simmons can't cheat like he does on Guess the Lines), we've got 27 bets settled so far. Sal is 17-10 while Simmons is 20-7. @ExtraPointsPod All picks found here:
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Chris H
1 year
All of them, along with @jenpiacenti @MeganMorantWWE @joelwsolomon @tobymergler & @iacono_melissa all treated me like an old friend - and in the sappiest way possible, isn't that what it's all about? @AAOHARRY @thebrotherbri @ExtraPointsPod @TheCousinSal @thebrotherbri
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Chris H
6 years
Nice work by @AAOHARRY hitting his 2nd best bet in a row after a flurry of scoring to close out the 1st quarter and Durant sinking those FTs. The curse of the hippity dippity is over! @thechalktalker @TheCousinSal @tatefrazier @thebrotherbri
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Chris H
2 years
Happy Birthday to @thechalktalker . Few people are so passionate about fake riverboat casino bets and loss-of-voice inducing rants against sports villains. We should all be so kind to invest in kids as much as he does.
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Chris H
1 year
@ColinCowherd This normally well-spoken man just used "instead" twice in the same sentence, far too close together. Something tells me Uncle Colin was mixing in a cocktail or three to wash down those unhealthy foods. Cheers to you, sir! #americashonestybroker
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Chris H
6 years
Alright @TheCousinSal - I am naming myself official statistician of AAO. CEO @tatefrazier - is that good with you? I will keep track of the best bets each week and update you as we go. Excel screenshot attached with Episode 52 documented. @AAOHARRY @thechalktalker @thebrotherbri
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Chris H
1 year
Fans of #AgainstAllOdds on @extrapointspod @OmahaProd - after 796 consecutive days of (-180) or worse bets, Hot Tub H-DOGG comes through with a (+440) winner!!! @TheParlayKid1 @thebrotherbri & @AAOHARRY @joelwsolomon @TheCousinSal
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Chris H
3 years
Woke up to discover an unexpected bump in my bankroll. Then found out taking the advice of @Hitman428 back in August had paid off. It pays to follow him, @SleepyJ_Pregame @Dave_Essler @MaddJournalist @Smoove_702 & the @Betpredators crew!
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Chris H
5 years
My new little girl Harper Mae was born at 8:15 pm this evening. 8 lbs 3 oz 21.5 inches long Mom and Baby are both doing well! @thechalktalker hope you had the under 8lb 6oz parlayed with a cancellation of a bowl game for +2500 @TheCousinSal @thebrotherbri @AAOHARRY
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Chris H
5 years
If we all put half as much effort into our weekly bets as @thechalktalker puts into his picks for the Captain Morgan's Make-Believe Riverboat Casino, Vegas would be in big trouble. Well done this week, Parlay Kid! @thebrotherbri @TheCousinSal @AAOHARRY #againstallodds
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Chris H
4 years
@AAOHARRY "Host of Against All Odds Podcast", eh Harry? Does @TheCousinSal know he's been replaced? @thechalktalker @thebrotherbri @J1MCUNN1NGHAM
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Chris H
3 years
Fans of @ColinCowherd @TheHerd and his Blazing 5 picks: I'm keeping track of them once again to keep "America's Honesty Broker" honest. Weeks 1 & 2 both ended up at 2-3. Tabs at the bottom have previous year's results as well. Picks can be found here:
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Chris H
4 years
NFL bettors: this is 3+ hours of RJ's rants and raves narrowed down to a few pages of highlights. We should all Venmo @EricGlazer and his guys our hourly rate x3!
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Chris H
3 years
NFL bettors: if you're not already listening to the @SquaresSharp podcast, you need to be. @EricGlazer & @RothGreg & 27 contributors take all the best bets & info from the best sharps out there and condense it into a weekly 20 minute show. Save yourself HOURS of time each week!
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Chris H
3 years
Twitter - today is my birthday! If you've ever gotten anything at all from my tweets & want to help me celebrate, make time today to do some good for someone else. Pay for the car behind you in the drive thru, tip extra generously or compliment the person who could use one. ✌️
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Chris H
1 year
Had a blast on a quick trip to Vegas last weekend with these characters after listening to their podcast for the better part of 5 years now. They were all incredibly kind and funny and welcoming to a ragtag bunch of strangers from across the country who came to hang out.
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Chris H
4 years
NBA bettors: just a reminder that you need to give @SleepyJ_Pregame a follow for his daily player props. He's cooled off after a white hot January but still 73-54 (57.48%) overall. @DanRivera228 keeps track here:
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Chris H
4 years
NFL bettors: @ColinCowherd @TheHerd has his Week 2 Blazing 5 locked and loaded. @RJinVegas and his wiseguys in Vegas agreed w/3 of his picks this time. The agreements went 2-1 last week. Stats updated weekly, found here:
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Chris H
1 year
Fans of #AgainstAllOdds on @extrapointspod @OmahaProd - our guy @AAOHARRY has hit 10 of his last 13 picks! He also became the first guy ever to give out a losing bet AFTER the game has taken place. We are all witnesses. @TheParlayKid1 @thebrotherbri @joelwsolomon @TheCousinSal
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Chris H
4 years
NFL bettors: the sharps at @pregame led by @RJinVegas are tweeting out their Vegas Super Contest picks each Sunday morning. So far in Week 1, they're 3-0 & you still have time to get in on their last 2 picks. @FezzikSports @MatthewHoltUSI Stats here:
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Chris H
4 years
NFL bettors - this account and podcast are worth following. They handicap the handicappers, compiling data from 23 of the best and condense 12.5 hours of their content into 20 minutes worth of the most agreed upon picks.
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4 years
Just finished recording week 2 episode, should drop by sunrise Saturday .... 23 handicappers, 13 different shows/newsletters ... done! We land on our 5 Super Contest picks and offer a new segment highlighting trends relevant to week 2. Subscribe rate and comment please! #HCtHC
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Chris H
4 years
***non sports betting Tweet*** my daughter Caroline and I attended the annual Father Daughter Dance for the 8th consecutive year. She thought it would be fun to recreate a picture from our first year at our post-dance dinner at @Moes_HQ - she was right. #GirlDad
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Chris H
5 years
Quote of the week on the most recent episode of "Against All Odds" podcast with @TheCousinSal , @thechalktalker @thebrotherbri : "Morally it's wrong, sure. Ethically it's wrong as well but I say go for it!" - @AAOHARRY #degeneratetrifecta
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Chris H
5 years
Back before the NBA season began, on the Against All Odds podcast, @thebrotherbri gave us CLE u31 wins & @thechalktalker gave us MIL o48 wins - both winners! @AAOHARRY has a chance with PHI o54 and @TheCousinSal is still alive with Giannis for MVP @ 5-1.
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Chris H
1 year
Fans of #AgainstAllOdds on @extrapointspod on the most recent episode, @TheParlayKid1 claimed "in my 1000+ picks I've made, I've never given out anything at -170" & that @thebrotherbri likely hadn't either. So I checked. Out of 365 daily picks in 2022, TPK gave 1 at -170 or worse
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Chris H
3 years
I didn't mention it earlier for fear of jinxing it, but I had a good run in the @pregame Free SuperContest, finishing t3rd out of 1,225 entrants. Went 4-1 this week (thanks, Eagles). My win% was highest but this is based on $ won. Thanks to many of you for the content to help me!
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Chris H
3 months
Fans of #AgainstAllOdds @ringer @FDSportsbook : @TheParlayKid1 gave us a +650 winner this weekend while @AAOHARRY & @thebrotherbri also gave us winners for a clean sweep on their Sharp Tank picks! #justsayin @MSzokoli @TheCousinSal stats here:
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Chris H
4 years
@TheCousinSal I Googled "win Ben Stein's money host Sal" and was gifted with this beauty.
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Chris H
2 years
Fans of #AgainstAllOdds on @extrapointspod - take a moment to send some good 51st Birthday juju to THIS guy! @TheCousinSal a/k/a "Daddo Fatto," "Three-One", "Touro Law Center's Best Known Alumnus". @thebrotherbri @thechalktalker @AAOHARRY @joelwsolomon @EdwardLMurphy @MSzokoli
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Chris H
7 months
@BillSimmons @ryenarussillo @HousefromDC FYI - I track the results each year going back to the 2017-18 season. Feel free to follow along with me. I'll update this year's as I listen later today. Picks and results are found here:
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Chris H
5 years
Friends & fans of the Against All Odds podcast, our boy @AAOHARRY has given us 10 best bet winners in the past 13 weeks! If you've bet those picks each week, you now likely have enough to hire him away from Ken @TheCousinSal @thechalktalker @thebrotherbri
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Chris H
8 months
@TheCousinSal @ringer @FDSportsbook Why did @BillSimmons go with the same pose that all the ambulance chaser attorneys use on their billboards?
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Chris H
2 years
Fans of #AgainstAllOdds on @extrapointspod - take a moment to wish a Happy belated 51st Birthday to THIS guy! @AAOHARRY a/k/a "H-DOGG" is the glue that holds together the whole gang & evidently he REALLY likes dolphins @thebrotherbri @thechalktalker @TheCousinSal @joelwsolomon
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Chris H
4 years
Fans of the #AgainstAllOdds podcast: the CFB reg season is over. Let's look back at best bets (or best value) they gave us before the season. PAC 12: @AAOHARRY Oregon to win (W) @thechalktalker Wash. to win (L) @thebrotherbri Utah to win South (W) @TheCousinSal u6.5 UCLA (W)
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Chris H
2 years
Fans of the #AgainstAllOdds podcast on @extrapointspod - if you don't have one of these yet *cough, cough - @thebrotherbri * then you need to step up your game in the Extra Points Arcade. @AAOHARRY & @thechalktalker @TheCousinSal
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Chris H
1 month
Fans of #AgainstAllOdds @ringer @FDSportsbook - let's all take a moment to wish a big Happy Birthday to everyone's favorite voice of big brotherly wisdom for @thebrotherbri & accountability for @AAOHARRY , @TheParlayKid1 !!! @MSzokoli @TheCousinSal
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Chris H
6 years
Found out today that Baby Hanes will be a girl, joining our daughter Caroline, helping me to be outnumbered 3-1 at home. Bovada has set the early over/unders: Due Date 12/22/18, weight 7 lb, 9 oz, length 20.5". @TheCousinSal @AAOHARRY @thechalktalker @thebrotherbri @tatefrazier
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