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8 years
gf: babe.. im sad and im on my period, please cheer me up 😢😢☹️😔 me(send ing her this): here u go
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Telling my conservative cousin they are making the ‘Kool Aid Man’ into a ‘Kool Aid They’ just to watch him melt down
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Me complemtning a girl: damn ur really hot in this pic Her: thats when i was a huge alcoholic and had an eating disorder. Thanks tho Me: ur welcome.
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2 years
What some people on here need to do
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Guy at work got broken up with because he sexted a bot and sent it a dick pic and felt so guilty he told his gf. Lol
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3 years
Love the sopranos
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1 year
Her brasts size is a24 and i want to watch them lol
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4 years
Gta pedestrian looking ass 😂😂😂
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7 months
The cologne i bought from some weird guy out of his trunk infront of subway 😭
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6 months
Its too hard
@DesignTradition
Design & Tradition
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Why don’t we build like this anymore?
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Howdy partner
@SynthPotato
Synth Potato🥔
21 days
If you played these games, Prove it by quoting them.
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4 years
Eating wagyu steak i micorwaved it
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2 years
Man is very depressed. Goes to doctor. Doctor says, “I know what to do. Very famous clown is performing in town tonight. Pagliacci. Go see him, it should cheer you up.” Man says “alright, sure.” He leaves. Doctor, alone in office, begins putting on clown makeup, chuckling
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3 years
At what point in the talking stage i can send this meme to the girl to make her laugh
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2 years
@sarahclazarus
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2 years
never sure how to comfort a male friend who gets dumped. she was better than you? you are right to be sad? what are we doing here
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3 years
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2 years
This is fun
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2 years
When i meet a mutual from online
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7 months
Whatt???
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4 years
Lol dude what the fuck lmao
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2 years
Venezuelan guy at work ssaid this to me
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2 years
Boutta “happy fathers day” my way into some pussy 😏
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4 years
Wish u were a playable character in tekken 7 @annakhachiyan
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3 years
U picking up or ignoring 😳😳😲
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@BiggestttHater
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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2 years
Rip
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3 years
Breakfast💋
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3 years
This what steely dan listeners look like
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Ingredients to the best sandwich ever
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4 years
Good morning
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@AndrewHilaryUS
Andrew Hilary 🇵🇸
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The amount of boobs I’ve seen as a direct result of this wing is honestly absurd.
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3 years
He said fuck racing im making my sandwiches
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4 years
(Talking to roomate before party) alright buddy look and listen to me u can liusten to xiu xiu all u want but when the women get heree put on the gaurdians galaxy playlist i made on spotify on. Im tryna get laid here pal
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3 years
Im palistanian and jewish. How am i supposed to feel about this? Shiiii.. i dont gaff i stay getting money and keeping my money longer.
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2 years
Lol
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3 years
Json next to scary movie 3 poster
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4 years
Annie is the rabbit on the cover you sick freak
@chismosavirus
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idk who annie is but she put her whole pussy into making this
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4 years
Tall Yoda
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3 years
I have small penis 👎 thumbs down on that
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3 years
Theyre dating #goals congrats
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5 years
Oral sex feals good im not really good at giving women oral sex but its fun to me even if im making the girl annoyed and not horny as she was. Oh well
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2 years
I had sex for the first time with a guy last night. Went pretty smooth and suprisinhly easy. I knew where everything was at and what to do unlike a labia majorna Lol.
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3 years
ME: honey, it's really muggy out today WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving u ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
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1 year
Lol
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10 months
:)
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2 years
Lil peep could have done a good cover of Bloodhail by have a nice life
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3 years
She lowkey got a dwarfism ass 👀
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2 years
At the end of The Killing of a sacred deer colin farrel does a 360 noscope blindfolded shot to his son. Spoiler sorry
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:(
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9 years
drunkk at the bar but., she was really cut.e Lol http://t.co/yXovQWSXKx
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2 years
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2 years
Ignore the tweet i quoted but watch this video
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6 months
Cute cashier girl put a heart 🥰😭
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1 year
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3 months
That one guy who says “fuckin a”
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3 years
Youre baby is legit i fuck with it
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2 years
Aliexpress haul
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2 years
@smokeismedicine Are u asking me or telling me you want to do this
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1 year
Just made this tomato and fennel farfel with lake trout and olive pistachio relish
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2 years
The both my moods tho 🤣
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4 years
I wanna drink a lot of beer and get fuked up. Its so fun to me. Infact i love it.
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