coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

21 days

Meet 🐸JIMMY AND BABY🐸 Full 20 min cartoon by me and @probzz out now!

14

21

226

Last Seen Profiles

@RealRaidenal

@kj_smitt

@drscottjensen

@schneider_itm

@RobinLo82673868

@Rock82080899165

@SoleGoddessLynn

@nowayzao

@jkcuneyt_

@SA_Athenians

@yourownera95202

@gyebi_9

@controller_miss

@Theyneeddraco

@cvptvgon

@LegislativoJal

@BTS_twt_JHOBI

@guttergirl444

@stw_pdg

@breeallegretti

@dexinity

@not_anothertaco

@OJMahomes2

@James_Athletics

@veilhimi2

@raleighmfsakers

@Kristoff_98

@whistlersarmy

@Billain

@sebubbs69s

@jael_dub

@UpBeatSkeletor

@jozinetm

@Nayssbb

@kodakk6000

@CoachAngelos

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

gloppy from candy land was a fucking freak

279

12K

162K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

i just saw a child rub the extra fun dip on his gums

190

10K

153K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

one time i was gonna have sex with this dude after a concert and we went to shower off and i did this naked little jig and went “its time to warsh me holes” and he made me go home

586

7K

148K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

when i was a kid i had this game called worm church where id bring worms to my room and read them the bible

374

10K

146K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

men act insane bc they aren’t eating sandwiches on steel beams anymore

179

12K

131K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

60

13K

113K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

there needs to be a rat wearing a leather jacket smoking a cigarette under a flickering streetlight emoji

151

10K

112K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

if i dont have a yummy treat every couple of hours my condition worsens

67

20K

112K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

we as a country need a section at the zoo where you can smoke with the monkeys

90

6K

69K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

shoutout to a gas station in Kansas for this drip

79

4K

64K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

worms have the right idea. writhe

45

7K

48K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

24

4K

47K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

why do they call it horseplay ive never seen horses play. they’re always just standing there like they saw someone get shot

75

5K

47K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

if i had a baby I would inject it with steroids until it became ripped enough to defend me like a small Pokémon

64

4K

43K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

12 days

I wanna feed him oats from my hand

95

2K

44K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

1 year

first person to jokingly hold a banana like a gun probably got so much top he died

28

3K

43K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

55

4K

41K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

rooting around my sheets for my vape like a truffle pig

60

4K

41K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

Amelia Earhart is still flying the plane around

55

3K

38K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

1 year

39

3K

36K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

no “doctor” is gonna stop me from drinking the pirates of the caribbean ride water

39

2K

31K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

not enough men these days put fish in their mouth and pull out the entire skeleton in tact

51

2K

30K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

Sesame Street should have a character named Bigger Bird that’s identical to Big Bird but so huge the top half of his body is cut off so you never see his face and he doesn’t talk

78

1K

26K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

1 year

my cousin got mauled by one of these

21

2K

24K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

my friends and i tie our hands behind our backs and play hungry hungry hippos with pills on the floor

33

2K

23K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

39

1K

22K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

8 months

i get the same feeling looking at this as I imagine a religious person does looking at an image of Christ on the cross

24

4K

23K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

1 year

u can hear them scream at night

26

2K

22K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

getting married

44

1K

21K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

the first mf who did a somersault for sure got laid immediately

26

1K

21K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

just learned family guy isnt real

104

781

20K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

rip orson welles I wish u could’ve gone on Hot Ones

53

2K

19K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

27

5K

18K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

24

896

15K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

16

1K

15K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

me after grabbing at a cops gun

26

640

14K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

28

527

13K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

just found these in my backyard, cold and starving. taking them to the nearest animal shelter tomorrow

44

1K

13K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

bringing a girl home from the bar and within 1 minute she has to help me get my head out of a jar of honey

15

620

11K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

1 year

yes!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!

14

1K

11K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

8 months

looking at the Taco Bell menu with my hands clasped behind my back like im taking in the Mona Lisa

9

1K

11K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

1 year

rotating my therapist fast as fuck in my mind instead of listening to whatever boring shit she’s saying

12

772

10K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

dream home

39

954

10K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

he never texted me back

25

44

10K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 months

😀 Go out there and make someone smile 😀 #smilingfriends

52

2K

10K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

love this sound that Joey Diaz makes. its like a beautiful horse

29

596

9K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

my mom keeps calling I Think You Should Leave “you think I need to go”

14

210

9K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

1 year

this is who im tweeting for

21

1K

9K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

8

472

8K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

got reported to HR for being too silly

16

868

8K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

*shouting at a girl from across the bar* do u have a hamburger or a hotdog style pussy

21

392

7K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

they should make this fucking real!!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!!

21

944

7K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

@TheDelfinClutch when i get schlonged my pussy makes engine revving noises and sparks fly out of my asshole but whatever

32

285

7K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

fat fuck barrel boy

47

1K

7K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

1 year

if my kid doesnt look like this im gonna kill myself

25

717

7K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

if i saw ET i would just give him crack and let him loose in a grocery store

20

638

6K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

why have we strayed from our god given purpose

30

311

6K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

i wish Pokémon was real so i could teach that yellow bitch to roll a blunt!!!!! aha just kidding id develop a strong bond that id cherish forever

18

620

6K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

taking a gas station dick pill to see if my clit will explode

52

126

6K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

the dentist yanked that dangly thing in my throat and it made the Taco Bell sound and now he’s taking notes

13

300

6K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

spreading the good worm

11

116

6K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

i got a ticket for texting and driving but i was reading the Wikipedia page for pulled pork

6

271

5K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

the government has released new 9/11 footage

16

453

5K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

reblog to give a bundle of green onions to your followers

35

5K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

watching the foil i put in the workplace microwave

6

449

5K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

14

653

5K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

this interview with Brian Wilson is unmatched

13

279

5K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

if her place looks like this she’s going to unhinge her jaw and consume u whole

38

229

5K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

i will never meet marge simpson

14

325

5K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

8 months

i keep forgetting what TVs are and keep breaking my hands trying to rescue kermit the frog from that disgusting whore

5

435

5K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

1 year

10

228

5K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

7 months

my nephew just learned how to walk ❤️

33

507

5K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

1 year

i love losing followers. just writing a sentence so bad ppl never want to see u ever again

6

885

4K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

we need a president who can beat the minecart level in donkey kong country

22

363

4K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

7

152

4K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

i was extremely lonely during the pandemic and built an army of crows for a couple months

28

233

4K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

3

143

4K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

going to a girls house and immediately doing this

22

217

4K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

1 year

10

388

4K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

3 years

the suns gonna explode anyways . cant we just get all scientists to focus on making rabbits large enough to ride around on.

13

286

4K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

had a dream where i was watching a show called “little guy moments” and it was squirrels running around but then the music started getting scary and it scared me awake

14

208

4K

coolgirlonline

@coolgirl0nline

2 years

ads from the 70s go so hard