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@coladaclan

13 days

I know youse love a Special, so I’ve got limited edition, made-to-order paintings to sell while I’m in the US 🦎

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@coladaclan

14 days

I have 3 of each size available to order: 16cm2 • $150 20cm2 • $225 Dash over to my IG, and then DM me your size + 3 faves, and I’ll triangulate from there

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@coladaclan

21 days

@crystalxduan Oh hai demisexual pal 🩶

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@coladaclan

1 year

@choosy_mom Honestly, drug dealers should give classes

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3 years

Lads fuck it I am buying a sundress

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6 months

@m_ashcroft Thank you ever so much for the reminder

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@coladaclan

2 years

No new pics. Where are you?

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@coladaclan

3 years

Truly, we lived in blessed times.

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@coladaclan

2 years

Okay vibers I turned down a 20-person orgy to make sure my pcr test is bright fucking clear of el cocoloco to get through border control at Austin So no pressure but

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@coladaclan

3 years

Post a pic of you at 21

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@Duderichy

3 years

Post a pic of you at 21

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@coladaclan

2 years

Right lads, I’m laying down the gauntlet As part of tpot’s hybrid expansion, my vision is to host the European node: The artists residency

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@coladaclan

10 months

Drop a picture of you that could be an album cover

maybe gray

@maybegray

10 months

Drop a picture of you that could be an album cover

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@coladaclan

6 months

I’ve got your back I won’t abandon you I believe in you I’ll hold your hand Want to make plans? Hey, I made you dinner 🪷 get poasting yours, pals

Tricia Pickren

@triciapickren

6 months

what words are medicine to you?

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@coladaclan

2 years

Getting drunk with @myceliummage AMA, except I’ll forget how to type

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@coladaclan

3 years

Fucking hell. All this work; all this learning; all this examining ones interiors and seeing it was alright; all this lifting. Just to come back to the original thesis: Eat vegetables Exercise Be kind.

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@coladaclan

2 years

OTD 2018, my partner attempted suicide When the paramedics arrived, they told me my job in the ambulance was to keep them talking They still haven’t forgiven me for leaving. Today is still not a good day, but it’s less bad than it used to be

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@coladaclan

9 months

I think it’s important to record that today I said, “I want to go home,” and promptly burst into tears. Reader, I was sitting on the bed, in my flat. Arrivals are a process.

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@coladaclan

6 months

2023 was a year of many, many photos, but I think for all-encompassing joy beaming outta me, this is my favourite.

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@coladaclan

1 year

*eyes up paint pens and kitchen counter appliances*

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@valijadecirce

1 year

When you gotta bake those jupitarian treats.

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@coladaclan

13 days

Just a heads up before VCiii — I am unbelievably flirtblind. Please tell me if you’re flirting, and then be prepared for me to blush furiously while I collect myself and decide whether to say, “keep going, I like it,” or “please pause.”

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@coladaclan

2 years

Okay FANTASTIC news Meet the Rosy Maple moth

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@coladaclan

2 months

POV you’ve stopped sneezing, but oh my days this poorly slug needs some sun on her skin and this backless silk number will do nicely

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@coladaclan

6 months

Ahahaha, yes.

+ big buddhi + (ROCK SOMA)

@embryosophy

6 months

ok, this is quite cute actually

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@coladaclan

1 year

Oh hey NYC 🫐 @_inju

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@coladaclan

3 years

Made an *absolute tit* of myself meeting my housemates’ friends. Mortified. What do you do to recover from the cringe?

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@coladaclan

2 years

Lads I am going on a silent mediation retreat (please stop laughing) I’ve got a week, no phones, and only me, god, and my hyperfocusing brain What enquiries would you make with the time in quiet community, and in nature?

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@coladaclan

2 years

Period arrived. Early, and torrential. You know what this means. I’ll be ovulating at Vibecamp send tweet

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@coladaclan

5 months

Me at 24

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@soundrotator

5 months

I was very sad at 24

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@coladaclan

3 years

Friends, if you’ve any spare metta, prayers or an abundance of a good feeling, please send on to my granny tonight. If she’s passing, to ease the journey; if she’s fighting, to add to her battlements. :’(

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@coladaclan

2 months

Aight, kicking off the season with that bad first burn 📡

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@coladaclan

2 years

Ridiculed for wearing a sundress on a modest hike in Joshua Tree I will prevail

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@coladaclan

17 days

POV the residents are all set, you’re packed, prepped, and about to catapult across the ocean to catch up with the Fractal Fam

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@coladaclan

4 months

Bless u @_inju — getting blasted off my feet on Málaga beach

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@coladaclan

1 year

Awh. Bro sent me this from August 2019 :)

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@coladaclan

1 year

Presumably I joined what must be a sub one percentage of the global population painting a toaster this evening

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@coladaclan

2 months

The way I fucking *cackled*

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@coladaclan

7 months

Hello ladies. Based in London? Keen on staying roughly around there? My brother (33) is freshly happily single, and keen to a) meet a nice bird to b) settle down with and make babies. My parents would be nearby, and he gets on with them very well. Drop me a DM for an intro…

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@coladaclan

2 years

My friend is the Ukraine, and by the airport. She’s scared shitless, and having to explain the bombs sounding off around her to her 8yo sister

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@coladaclan

1 year

@gptbrooke Girly got guns

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@coladaclan

2 months

This Vibecamp is going to look and feel very different to the last, as that one did to the one before 🪡

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@coladaclan

2 months

The worst thing about getting Got by a fuckboi is No, that's about it. I got Got, and I realised it within a fortnight, not dallied about for months, but oh boy howdy; OW. It'll never exist, but oh for a Register. Every girl I know seems to have a story of getting Got

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@coladaclan

2 years

Hello parents — I want your opinions. What did you wish you’d made more time for, before kids? I understand I’m not going to have this kind of time on my hands again, so wondering what to do/enjoy now, before I start brewing.

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@coladaclan

2 months

I am ovulating. I am so horny I can barely type, and I have to pull off an Herculean amount of unpaid work in the next 48 hours. Send thoughts, prayers, and Texan accents telling me I'm a good girl.

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@coladaclan

3 years

QT with a photo of you that someone else took. One that captures your essence.

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@coladaclan

3 months

I am nothing if not a very efficient wingwoman (she asked me to draft the message)

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@coladaclan

4 months

I would absolutely love to see tpot men stand up, and offer to mediate and hold women through their disputes. That’s when I’ll know tpot is a real one

🤍✨Doro ✨🖤

@DoroisDoro

4 months

i kinda wanna shout it out now: i have been hurt by women! I HAVE BEEN HURT BY WOMEN i don’t trust them they are scary to me

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@coladaclan

7 months

Mum is, I shit you not, trying to sort me out with her cardamom dealer

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@coladaclan

3 months

I… have no idea how to reply to her. What a kind message, and: come again?

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@coladaclan

2 months

Everyone, say hi to the newest member of the gang: Fuckboi! She’s just as welcome as the rest of the flora gang, regardless of her provenance

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@coladaclan

3 years

There’s being poly, then there’s being fucking stupid.

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@coladaclan

4 months

Guys my goddaughter (aged not quite 3) heard I was sad because my grandma died today, and so she sent me a video (via producer Mummy) of her reading her favourite bedtime story

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@coladaclan

5 months

Cheers 🥂

girl dinner na Nina’s cozinha • 43/100

@ninascozinha

5 months

Lads I have outdone myself

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@coladaclan

2 years

Lads, to be clear, I would like to get rotated and then some at Vibecamp And do some of my own 💄🔪🎠🍍

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@coladaclan

2 years

Fae in an IHOP, fixing her mascara

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@coladaclan

3 years

Not a single cat call in Athens for four weeks, until: I just had my arse slapped in the street. Are you fucking kidding me

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@coladaclan

2 years

@ElodesNL

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@coladaclan

3 years

𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎

@michaelcurzi

3 years

if you see this, qt with a non-smiling pic of yourself

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@coladaclan

14 days

Back in residence at Fractal, and it’s pretty sick to look at your boldest work from a year ago thinking, I can fix her 🧵

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@coladaclan

14 days

Everyone say thank you @animalologist for lending me her bodycon dress for House of Yes

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@coladaclan

8 months

I dunno about you, but I heard @embryosophy say, “post your fits, weirdos” 💀

+ big buddhi + (ROCK SOMA)

@embryosophy

8 months

costuming, for from being frivolous, is a liminal, shamanic act of radical transformation what are you going to be tonight, or what were you this weekend, for Halloween? if you have kids what are they becoming?

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@coladaclan

3 years

Cooks at the hob gf holds her around the waist and lightly feels her up from behind bf

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@coladaclan

2 months

Every now and then, I catch my reflection when I’m out in the wild and fondly remember when — years ago — a new friend made a discreet enquiry to another friend, “Is Nina …is she trans?” No babe, but fuck was I delighted for reasons I still can’t articulate

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@coladaclan

1 month

What the everlasting fuck is a Situationship

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@coladaclan

2 years

Showing JessCamp ducklings around Graça :)

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@coladaclan

2 years

Looking like a festive pineapple, post ur faces 🍍🐙⚜️

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@coladaclan

2 months

Ladies and gentlemen, lords and lizards — effective convalescence. Damien Lazarus, the techno gyals r coming 4u

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@coladaclan

2 months

Good evening my bestie has arrived in town and we are going to recreate this annual scene (now in orange adidas)

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@coladaclan

4 months

POV: it’s Monday and your elevator mirror needs a clean, but the fit’s good and it’s time to brunch Let’s go get it fam — post ur fits

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@coladaclan

5 months

This is a tweet to very specifically gas up @not_a_hot_girl for hosting VIBEHOLE. Have an absolutely belting time lads

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@coladaclan

3 years

Brb — realising for all my accomplishments and credentials, and communities I’ve dwelt in & supported the growth of I have a feeling building a family and making a new human will be the most meaningful thing I’ll do This is going to take some swallowing

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@coladaclan

2 years

I’ve noticed I’m grappling with sustaining eye contact during conversation Whut do

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@coladaclan

4 months

So in the middle of death-min and a barrage of travel, I can tell you that @SeishinWrites is every bit the babe you thought she’d be. Thanks for taking a punt on a stranger from the internet & coming over for tea; the plants loved meeting you too 🪴

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@coladaclan

3 years

What would you advise two people who love each other wildly, but cannot get it together? Do your worst, I can take it.

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@coladaclan

3 years

I am once again promoting the concept of the Hibernation partner. For the northern hemispherals: u basically climb into bed with someone who smells great and feels amazing around mid-November and hold on for dear life until the sun takes off its grey poncho in mid-Feb⚜️🎏🎠

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@coladaclan

5 months

A not insubstantial part of me hopes there’s a wholesome tpot lads gc which respectfully keeps tabs on the gyaldem — sending up flares when one announces e.g. preferences / availability — and gasses each other up to shoot their shots, kings showing up for the debrief 💠

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@coladaclan

3 years

Tell me you’re young and attractive, without

Tyler Alterman

@TylerAlterman

3 years

I was having a bad day but was tasked with finding an obscure German wine for dinner. I asked a stylish mom in a dept store’s massive wine section for advice on how to find it. She had no idea, but she sprung straight into action looking w me, like we were partner detectives

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@coladaclan

3 years

Absolute bullshit: I cannot find a “training programme for dancers” template on the internet. There’s swathes of absolute wank. I want to build something like Week A, Week B, with programmed cardio, strength, rest, intervals / resistance, stretch, and technical. Any ideas?

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@coladaclan

3 years

Big up @harveykrishna_ for this absolute chunger of a Tomb Raider shot

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@coladaclan

1 year

@visakanv Gold glitter eyeshadow, or a flick of dark brown eyeliner. Phwoar

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@coladaclan

2 years

Starting small, in my home. I’m heading further out of town, so I can have extra rooms for studio space — and so the hosted artist has a bed and door they can close (rather than crashing on the sofa)

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@coladaclan

2 months

Blessings to my therapist, who is explaining how to have a one night stand, so this demisexual can have a grounded Hot Girl Summer

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@coladaclan

3 years

Mate just overheard this GEM “If you want to sit me down and tell me all your opinions about my life, just do it; don’t pretend it’s a tarot reading."

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@coladaclan

2 years

May I take this moment to appreciate the Amazon birds at Vibecamp, @liminal_warmth @tallsnail @hyperdiscogirl @Rididelduol — all tall, all babes Such a treat to feel a completely normal height

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@coladaclan

12 days

If any tpot girls in NYC see me today, please give me a hug; I am squicked out down to my balls :( Up early with the usual Lisbon time-lag, got my Dunkin’ coffee, and on the walk back a guy get his dick out and masturbate *at* me shouting, ‘oi, turn around’ while I recoiled

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@coladaclan

2 years

Four years later, and this is still the funniest piece of art I have ever had the pleasure of a snort-choke-laugh — ⁦ @chazhutton ⁩, 2018 (part of a series)

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@coladaclan

2 years

Just did a reasonably sized mass unfollow bc i don’t recognise so many names / avis on my tl. I am rebuilding my playground If we’re friends and chatty moots, pls wave at me 🛰🍇🎠🛼

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@coladaclan

6 months

FOR FUCK’S SAKE We asked for POCKETS

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@nolemonnomelon

6 months

i found the solution, and it's simpler than u might think

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@coladaclan

4 months

Grief is making my body feel utterly beserk. I want to run fast and lie down and scream and hide and fuck and dance and not move and paint in a locked tower and cry and walk for 20k and stretch until I have dissolved down to my atoms and exclusively listen to south london dnb

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@coladaclan

3 years

Oh holy hell, my OVARIES for this dad.

Dr. David Johns

@MrDavidJohns

3 years

1. I love that he knows her well enough to check for trap wires and cameras. 2. I love that she’s already considered his concerns and has planned ahead. 3. I love the ability to share media that counters the lies the media frequently tells including: Black dads aren’t absent…

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@coladaclan

2 years

But, for a week, or a month, you’re in a home-studio setting where you’re creating and nourishing yourself, and your creative practice A sabbatical, a holiday, a residency

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@coladaclan

2 years

Right, great news, I’ve nailed the vibe of the next studio

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@coladaclan

2 years

I’ve kissed a few of you, I’ve blushed when a few of you have smiled at me, and I’ve had this ice-cold feeling of loneliness when I’ve left some of you Phone calls aren’t going to cut it, I know that much (thank you for that lesson)

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@coladaclan

7 months

R&R starts today. Feels like the first day of the rest of my life 🏔️

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@coladaclan

3 years

I'm not asking for much. I'm just asking for the commune of mates where it's bless if you overhear one another shagging. Maybe if there's an especially loud orgasm, there's a small cheer coming from the kitchen. But mostly:

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@coladaclan

3 years

Lol, lads. I've been tearing myself to shreds, and this morning it dawned on me: I'm not fucking up; I am simply bored out of my skull Well now

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