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A man of occasionally refined taste and usually coarse language. — 

Richmond, VA, USA
Joined December 2008
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@caseyliss
Casey Liss
2 years
Overjoyed to announce my new iOS app, MaskerAid! This is the easiest way to add emoji to an image. Plus, thanks to the magic of ✨ machine learning ✨, MaskerAid automatically hides faces in your images. It’s free to try, and a one-time $3 in-app purchase to unlock all emoji.
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2 years
Announcing MaskerAid
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Casey Liss
7 years
Oppposition I’ve heard to ACA: • it cost me money • it’s not perfect Support: • I would have died without the coverage it guaranteed
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5 years
Dear Google & Facebook, Fuck you. 💙, Apple
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6 years
Stolen from an anonymous friend.
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5 years
I’m overjoyed to announce my new iPhone app, Vignette! 🎉 Tired of seeing grey circles with initials? This is the app for you. Blog post: App store:
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5 years
“Fuck you, here’s your Mac Pro.”
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6 years
This is old, but the first time I’ve seen it. And it’s 💯.
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4 years
I’m overjoyed to announce the release of my second iOS app, Peek‑a‑View! Ever want to show photos to a toddler or client, but don’t want them to do anything destructive? ✔️ problem solved.
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5 years
An unsung hero that was recently added to iOS.
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Casey Liss
4 years
The fact that America didn’t completely and utterly repudiate Trump is awful. I’m so embarrassed. I’m so sorry, everyone.
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Casey Liss
5 years
Everyone @siracusa is dead.
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Casey Liss
6 years
I have some personal news to share.
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Liss Is More
6 years
Taking Risks
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Casey Liss
2 years
🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥 Battery percentage adds stress to your life. It is a negative influence.
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Casey Liss
5 years
Watch me re-create the basics of Vignette’s main UI in SwiftUI. I’m clumsy, don’t know what I’m doing, and am taking shortcuts. But I’m having *fun*. Writing UIs is not something I’ve ever considered fun. The future is looking bright.
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Casey Liss
7 years
After a lot of time, and a lot of effort, I’ve put something I care about into the world. I haven’t been this nervous in a very, very long time. Casey on Cars: 2017 Alfa Romeo Quadrifoglio
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Casey Liss
6 years
FaceID in the streets. TouchID in the sheets.
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Casey Liss
10 years
So, @erinliss and I made a thing… http://t.co/jtroSia1Xd Say 👋 to the world, 🌱!
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Casey Liss
2 years
Happy **40TH** birthday @marcoarment !! You are one of my oldest friends and one of the very few I’d want to call a coworker too. 😏 Here’s hoping you have many tasty beers, sausages, and boom boom sauce today. 😄
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Casey Liss
4 years
This is completely and utterly perfect. 🤣💯
@tvaziri
Todd Vaziri
4 years
@atpfm I just watched this episode of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" and couldn't help think of a typical #askatp introduction.
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4 years
Dear Developers, How about iOS 14 tomorrow? 🖕🏻 lolol go fuck yourselves. 🖕🏻 💓, Apple #AppleEvent
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4 years
A President that sounds “presidential”. Imagine that.
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3 years
Having just completed a re-watch of “Ted Lasso”, I can re-confirm that it is easily in my top 3 favorite TV shows of all time. BELIEVE.
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2 years
1) this is gross 2) it’s spam 3) I was just listening to Apple Music an hour ago, on this device. 👎🏻 × ∞
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Casey Liss
5 years
Dear Apple, If you’re going to add a whole bunch of new APIs that you strongly advise us to adopt, please consider adding some 🤬 documentation. WWDC videos don’t count. 💔, Me
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7 years
YOU GUISE WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE NOTCH COMING
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5 years
This 10m video by the far more popular Casey ( @CaseyNeistat ) was, to my eyes, an impossibly good video essay about what it’s like to be rich vs. poor. Well worth your time.
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5 years
I cannot overstate how much I do not miss JIRA.
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Casey Liss
3 years
The Republican Party is a clear and present danger to the United States of America.
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Casey Liss
2 years
Battlestations. #WWDC22
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Casey Liss
4 years
“So if you’re poor, you’re dead.” Exactly. The American healthcare system is fundamentally broken. We need to fix it. Healthcare should be a human right. Not a privilege of the wealthy.
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Waleed Shahid 🪬
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British people guess how much health care costs in the US — and they are shocked.
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Casey Liss
5 years
Everyone doing web development switched to using then-OS X back in the aughts because we could run the entire stack locally, natively. And the keyboards worked. Seems like soon you’ll be able to do the same on Windows. Where the keyboards work. 🧐
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Miguel de Icaza ᯅ
5 years
Rather than emulating the Linux kernel, Windows will now ship a full Linux kernel. Makes for a great developer system for those deploying to Linux servers
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Casey Liss
7 years
News broke yesterday: @erinliss and I have something to share. 😊
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Liss Is More
7 years
Sometimes, It's the Same as It Ever Was
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Casey Liss
2 years
In store pickup: ★★★★★
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Casey Liss
5 years
I just dropped a saltine on my MacBook keyboard, so, um, that was fun while it lasted.
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Casey Liss
4 years
Given that your average American is too lazy/selfish to use a turn signal, I don’t know why I thought we’d do any better with wearing masks.
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Casey Liss
5 years
Teslas are a lot harder to shit on from the driver’s seat. (I didn’t buy one but a dear friend let me drive his Model 3 today.) There’s a lot to love about these cars. I had forgotten that.
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Casey Liss
7 years
To be lucky enough to find a spouse is awesome. To convince that person to stick with you for a decade is amazing. Happy 10th @erinliss !
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Casey Liss
4 years
I’ve been pretty lucky in life, but never moreso than when @erinliss said two words, thirteen years ago today: “I do.” Thanks for being better than I could ever imagine, my love. 💓
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Casey Liss
5 years
✅ Upgrade to Xcode 10.2 ✅ Upgrade app to Swift 5 ✅ Rebuild all dependencies in Carthage ⚠️ Notice error in your app 🤔 Assume the error is Swift 5 or RxSwift 🧐 Quadruple-check 🙊 Refrain from sending snarky tweet ❗ Realize it’s your own bug 🎉 Fix without snarking unfairly
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Casey Liss
6 years
🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @SIRACUSA ! 🎂 I’m indescribably lucky to be able to talk to you for a few hours every week. Moreso to be able to share it with the world. Nearly five years on, I still pinch myself often. 💙
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6 years
Declan during some arts and crafts: “I know you love white. It’s your favorite.” 😑
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6 years
This is the first Thanksgiving I’ve been able to celebrate as an independent worker. To anyone who has listened to me, read my words, bought merch, and generally supported me: I’m thankful for you. My cup runneth over, and it’s thanks to all of you. Thank you. ❤️
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5 years
Boom. Done. Midnight Green, 256.
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4 years
First Mac with M1 doesn't have a TouchBar. 👀 #AppleEvent
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Casey Liss
5 years
AMERICA The self-proclaimed richest country in the world ...where Donors Choose funds our schools ...and GoFundMe is our national health insurance system.
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Casey Liss
5 years
We have been recording ATP for six years. This is my favorite segment we have ever done. By far.
The Windows of Siracusa County. Thanks @marcoarment 😂
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Casey Liss
3 years
@SnazzyQ When you’re ready to co-found the “We Dared to Criticize Tesla on Twitter and Barely Lived to Tell the Tale” club, I’m ready. 🙌🏻 Also, that yoke is preposterously, amazingly, incredibly, hilariously, dangerously dumb.
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Casey Liss
3 years
We are all very lucky to be doing this *eight years* later. To anyone that has ever listened, thank you. 💙
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Casey Liss
11 years
Listen to @marcoarment , @siracusa and I talk tech, if cars isn’t your thing. The Accidental Tech Podcast, @atpfm http://t.co/5jMzXwZxnf
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Casey Liss
7 years
2013: Put a piece of tape over your laptop’s camera for privacy!!!11!! 2017: I unlock my $1000 cell phone by taking pictures of me in my surroundings 300 times a day. 🙃
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Casey Liss
8 years
As of today, in a couple hours, I am officially an iOS developer. 🎉
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8 years
self.employer = Employer()
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Casey Liss
3 years
📣 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 📣 If someone says “hey I really like this thing” and you don’t agree, it’s okay to keep that opinion to yourself. There’s enough bad energy in the world; no need for you to contribute. (I’ve done this before so I need to work on this too)
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Casey Liss
4 years
Fuck Trump, and every goddamned monster who voted for him.
@igorvolsky
igorvolsky
4 years
I just want to remind everyone that Trump is tweeting about the need to liberate Virginia with guns -- and @NRA is very giddily RTing it -- just one day after we commemorated the 13th anniversary of the Virginia Tech shooting, which left 32 dead and 23 injured in VA.
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Casey Liss
2 years
@jessicaray0 Granted we don’t live anywhere fancy and we’ve been in the house nearly 15 years, but our **mortgage** is roughly $1500!
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Casey Liss
3 years
Who knew, probably 30ish years ago, hanging out around a little lake in upstate New York, that this kid I saw from time to time over the summer would be such an important and influential part of my life today? 🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @MARCOARMENT ! 🎂 So thankful for you. 💙
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Casey Liss
4 years
Well that was unexpected. Thanks, @AppStore !
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@caseyliss ⁩ 👀
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Casey Liss
7 years
Periodic reminder that if you recline your seat on a plane, you're an asshole.
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Casey Liss
6 years
Dear Apple, Perhaps it’s time to rethink your iCloud storage tiers? 💙, Me
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Casey Liss
5 years
My trip prep list has changed over the years.
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Casey Liss
2 years
Seriously, thank you to anyone who has ever heard even a moment of our show; it means the world to me/us that we’ve been able to do this for nearly **10** years. 😱 💙 × ∞
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Accidental Tech Podcast
2 years
🎉 500: All the Nerds in the Room Celebrating 500 episodes with the best audience in the nerd world.
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Casey Liss
5 years
Accessibility matters. Vignette has room for much better VoiceOver support, but it’s been at least passable since day one. Further, Dynamic Type support is great, and has been. This stuff matters. It helps the blind, but it also helps my parents, with their big fonts.
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Casey Liss
4 years
To anyone that has listened to my podcasts, bought my apps, become an @_analoguefm or @atpfm member, read my website, watched my YouTube videos, or supported me in any other way: THANK YOU 💙
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Casey Liss
4 years
Also, since I’m passing everyone off immediately before i pass out for the night... I’m seeing an alarming number of Bernie fans hinting they will not vote for Biden. Biden is a TERRIBLE nominee. So very, very bad. But you-know-who must be stopped at all costs. Be an adult.
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7 years
THE ADORABLE EAGLE HAS LANDED
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8 years
Current status: recording @atpfm with @marcoarment and @siracusa
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5 years
🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @marcoarment ! 🎂 I’m exceptionally lucky that we were thrown together as kids, and that we have been able to stay friends for so long. You’ve made one hell of a dent in my universe. 💙
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Casey Liss
5 years
Starting a new iOS project I want to build for myself. “Hm, this would probably be a great excuse to get better with SwiftUI.” … five minutes passes … “Shit, I need UICollectionView. I’ll try SwiftUI next year I guess.”
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2 years
It’s early January, which means it’s that time of year again: I get to see how much I spent on health insurance for the year. 2021: $16,551.24 That’s just medical. Not 🦷/👓. Politicians, if you value ~~life~~ small business, then you should value socialized medicine.
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5 years
I’m finding it harder and harder to be enthusiastic about Tesla. My fantasy is for their tech to be bought up by an auto manufacturer that… actually knows what it’s doing.
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Casey Liss
7 years
A story, starring @imyke , in three images. 😘
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2 years
When I was ~10 years old, this was the coolest person on the planet.
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Casey Liss
7 years
Chrome for macOS is death by a thousand papercuts. Safari for life. Don’t @ me.
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Casey Liss
6 years
(All of the above applies to @marcoarment too but it isn’t his birthday today so fuck that guy)
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Casey Liss
4 years
Two years ago today, I walked out of my last jobby-job for the last time, got in my Dad’s Wrangler (which I was borrowing), took the top down, and played these songs. I am overjoyed and incredibly lucky that this ridiculous experiment has lasted this long.
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7 years
3 hours and 12 minutes on a 1 hour 58 minute keynote. 🙃
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Accidental Tech Podcast
7 years
239: Set This Money on Fire Our in-depth analysis of the iPhone X event.
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4 years
Hadn’t seen this one before. 🤣
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4 years
🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @siracusa ! 🎂 I was going to get you a Mac Pro for your birthday, but it seems you beat me to it.
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5 years
Dear past Casey, THANK YOU for not trusting future Casey and springing for AppleCare+ on the 11 Pro. 💙, Future Casey
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6 years
In this episode of Casey on Cars, I review the 2018 Volkswagen Golf R. I also answer the question: could this be my next car? I’d love it if you’d watch the video:
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6 years
Casey on Cars: 2018 Volkswagen Golf R
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6 years
I went to Virginia Tech; the University of Virginia is our biggest rival. Then I moved to Charlottesville, where I lived for four years. The woman I married went to UVA. Charlottesville — and UVA — both dug out special places in my heart. This image makes me very happy.
@AynRandPaulRyan
Holly Figueroa O'Reilly
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Hey, Nazis, remember when you walked around with your stupid tiki torches chanting "you will not replace us"? Guess what? We replaced you. #ShutItDownDC #UniteTheRight2
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5 years
Vignette got double-sherlocked! “Vignette” on the Photos word cloud. What do I win?
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6 years
I’m extremely proud of the body of work @marcoarment , @siracusa , and I have amassed. Thanks so much for keeping us going for 300 episodes, listeners. 💙
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Accidental Tech Podcast
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300: First of All, It's Easy 🎉 Our 300th Episode Spectacular! 🎉
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2 years
🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY @siracusa ! 🎂 Why don’t you treat yo’ self tonight and pair a Sprite with your 🥕 🎂! I’m so lucky to have met you, and honored to work with you. 💙
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5 years
To all the nerds who are smugly thanking us for chapter markers in order to skip the Accidental Sports Podcast: You’re missing out on one of my favorite segments, which was mostly about geography & youth. But don’t let me stand in the way of you smugly hating all things sports.
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6 years
Fuck the @NFL . I’m out. ✌🏻️
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The New York Times
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Breaking News: NFL owners agreed to a new national anthem policy: Teams will be fined if players kneel on the field or sidelines, though players will be allowed to stay in the locker room if they choose.
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6 years
It seems @marcoarment and @_davidsmith are going to have a busy summer …you fellas need any help? #WWDC18
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6 years
I seriously don’t know how people use Chrome on a regular basis. I’m aware of all the common answers. I get it. It’s just not for me though. This is just one small example.
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2 years
@SnazzyQ How fucking amazing would a MacBook Adorable be with a good keyboard and a M1
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5 years
How many hours did we book at the Hammer theatre tonight?
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8 years
I’m 34 years old. This is the first time in my life I’ve genuinely doubted that America is the greatest country in the world.
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4 years
Does nobody notice that Trump has quietly abstained from condemning white supremacists?
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4 years
Seeing @cah do a family edition is exciting. But this little interstitial on the way to downloading it for free? 😗👌🏻 You can find it at
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3 years
For possibly the first time ever, in a few short hours, I can say this un-ironically: Our long national nightmare is finally over.
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6 years
Programming involving dates is the worst kind of programming.
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4 years
🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥 Tesla has done as much to ruin car interiors as it has to get us off fossil fuels.
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5 years
Not perfect. But not bad. And I did this on Mojave, without live preview.
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