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Cards Against Humanity

@CAH

7 years

The government is being run by a toilet. We have no choice... we are going to save America and attempt to keep our brand relevant in 2017 Join in and for $15 we’ll send you six America-saving surprises this December:

Cards Against Humanity Saves America

It’s 2017, and the government is being run by a toilet. 150,000 people are helping Cards Against Humanity Save America.

www.cardsagainsthumanitysavesamerica.com

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🎀👋Say hi to Cards Against Humanity for Her. It's exactly the same as the original game, but it's pink & costs more:

Cards Against Humanity for Her

Say hi to Cards Against Humanity for Her, a brand new edition just for us girls.

cardsagainsthumanityforher.com

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7 years

Thank you god.

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2 years

Today we’re releasing some new packs. We're donating 100% of profits from all orders to forced-birth Republican hellholes to @abortionfunds . We’re also donating an extra $100k right now.

Your State Sucks

We’re donating 100% of profits from forced-birth states to the National Network of Abortion Funds.

www.cardsagainsthumanity.com

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8 years

Surprised to hear that some of our fans are Trump supporters, as Cards Against Humanity requires literacy.

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1 year

Twitter took away our blue check today, so instead of paying Elon Musk $84 for Twitter Blue, we just donated $840 to NASA.

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6 years

We purchased a plot of vacant land on the US/Mexico border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for Trump to build his stupid wall. Read more:

Cards Against Humanity Stops the Wall

Last month, 150,000 people paid us $15 to save America. Today, we used that money to purchase a plot of vacant land on the US/Mexico border.

cardsagainsthumanitystopsthewall.com

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6 years

Quit masturbating for two minutes and call to voice your support for Net Neutrality. This is our last chance to make calls. Dial 202-759-7597 right now to learn more.

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@CAH

7 years

We co-wrote this expansion with @bioware writers about the only good AAA video game

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6 years

Last month, 150,000 people gave us $15. Today we’re redistributing their money. Day Three of Cards Against Humanity Saves America:

Cards Against Humanity Redistributes Your Wealth

For Day Three of Cards Against Humanity Saves America, we took some of your money and redistributed it to people who need it more.

cardsagainsthumanityredistributesyourwealth.com

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6 years

Effective today, we are leaving the games industry. It’s time we focus on our real passion: revolutionizing snack food with our new brand, Original Prongles!

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7 years

Applications are now open for the Science Ambassador Scholarship, a full ride for women in STEM:

The Science Ambassador Scholarship

A full-tuition scholarship for women and non-binary students in science, technology, engineering, and math, funded by Cards Against Humanity.

www.scienceambassadorscholarship.org

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4 years

Chicago, starting at 4:00 PM the @chicagogamecafe will provide free hot meals & water bottles at our take-out window, no cost & no questions asked. Tonight we have carnitas and veggie burritos. 1965 N. Milwaukee. Please spread the word

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7 years

Hole got dug

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump You are actually a disgusting excuse of a President and we would love to have @BarackObama back, also you have tiny hands

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4 years

For Black Friday, we taught a computer how to write Cards Against Humanity cards. Now we put it to the test. Over the next 16 hours, our writers will battle this powerful card-writing algorithm to see who can write the most popular new pack of cards.

Cards Against Humanity's Black Friday A.I. Challenge

Today, our writers battle a computer to see who can write funnier cards.

www.cardsagainsthumanityaichallenge.com

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4 years

We’ve been working for over a year on a family edition of Cards Against Humanity. Today we’re releasing a print & play version for free so kids & parents can play right now while they’re home:

Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition

A whole new game for kids and adults to play together.

www.cardsagainsthumanityfamilyedition.com

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7 years

We sponsored $10,000 worth of porta potties at @ScienceMarchCHI . See you out there tomorrow!

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6 years

For Day Six of Cards Against Humanity Saves America, we purchased the naming rights to a minor league baseball stadium in Joliet, Illinois. Remove your caps and stand for The Cards Against Humanity Baseball Place, the new home of the Joliet Slammers!

Cards Against Humanity Saves Baseball

For day six of Cards Against Humanity Saves America, we purchased the naming rights to a minor league baseball stadium in Joliet, Illinois. Kindly remove your caps and stand for The Cards Against...

cardsagainsthumanitysavesbaseball.com

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5 years

Sona was the very first winner of our Science Ambassador Scholarship back in 2016. This weekend, she graduated with a degree in Materials Science and Engineering, tuition-free.

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9 years

@NiaLovelis We'll make a note of it

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7 years

We bought a Super Bowl ad this year. Unfortunately it completely tanked. Our thoughts:

Why Our Super Bowl Ad Failed

Cards Against Humanity purchased a Super Bowl ad, but it was not successful.

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2 years

Well, that about does it. We’re satisfied and out of money. Thank you so much for giving us everything we wanted this Black Friday.

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7 years

All of us at Cards Against Humanity believe the best thing to do today is help us dig this big hole in the ground.

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4 years

Serving free burritos, coffee, & water from our walkup window, starting at noon today (Wednesday). No cost & no questions asked. We will be here as long as possible. 1965 N. Milwaukee

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8 years

Trump will ban all anime in his first 100 days in office!

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7 years

We're sending potatoes to Senator @RonJohnsonWI until he holds a town hall, help us out:

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4 years

Remember Black Friday 2018? We offered an array of dazzling items on sale for 99% off, including a for-real trip to Antarctica. The winners just returned with photos:

Cards Against Humanity

@CAH

5 years

We're just about done with Black Friday! For our penultimate deal we're offering a 10-day all-inclusive trip to Antarctica, originally $18K, for $180. Pack a sweater.

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6 years

For the fifth day of Cards Against Humanity Saves America, we used your money to fund a year of public opinion polls. We’ll ask the American people about their social views, what they think of the president, & their pee-pee habits. Read the results so far:

Cards Against Humanity’s Pulse of the Nation

For the fifth day of Cards Against Humanity Saves America, we're conducting one year of public opinion polls to ask the American people about their political views, what they think of the president,...

thepulseofthenation.com

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6 years

Homework sucks. Today, we’re partnering with @DonorsChoose to support students going to museums & playing games with their family instead of doing hours of homework after school. Donate to today and we’ll match your donations up to $100,000.

Cards Against Humanity Destroys Homework

Mounting sociological evidence confirms something we’ve always suspected: homework sucks. For Day Four of Cards Against Humanity Saves America, we’re ending homework once and for all.

cardsagainsthumanitydestroyshomework.com

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8 years

Happy New Year, assholes.

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7 years

Two weeks ago we released the Weed Pack. Today we're donating all Weed Pack profits in support of legalization:

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4 years

We’re in. We intend to voluntarily recognize this union.

CAH Workers United

@CAHUnion

4 years

We, the workers, want to change Cards Against Humanity for the better. That’s why we’ve joined @CMRJB . Today we sent this letter to the owners of @CAH demanding voluntary recognition of our union. We’re optimistic they’ll do the right thing. #1u

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5 years

Here we go. The 2019 winner of our Science Ambassador Scholarship is Eva, a HS senior from Bellevue, Washington. She earned a full-tuition scholarship with her application video about...about uh...well you'll just have to watch it.

Stepping Into the Fourth Dimension

You’ve heard of left, right, up, down, forwards, and backwards, but what if we could move along a fourth axis? What would it look like? What is the nature of...

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@CAH

6 years

Today, we're proud to announce that we're coming out as a beloved gay icon! To celebrate, we're releasing the Pride Pack, 30 new cards that manage to completely encapsulate the queer experience.

Cards Against Humanity Pride Pack

Celebrate Pride with beloved gay icon Cards Against Humanity.

www.cahpride.love

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6 years

Day One of Cards Against Humanity Saves America is now live:

Cards Against Humanity Stops the Wall

Last month, 150,000 people paid us $15 to save America. Today, we used that money to purchase a plot of vacant land on the US/Mexico border.

cardsagainsthumanitystopsthewall.com

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@CAH

3 years

It’s Black Friday, our favorite holiday. This year, throwing money at a prank just felt wrong. So we donated our entire Black Friday budget to nonprofits nominated by our staff instead.

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2 years

THING WE WANT #17 : We Want @RealHughJackman To Say He Likes Cards Against Humanity

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7 years

Congratulations to Anna, winner of our full ride scholarship for women in STEM. Here's when we told her she won:

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5 years

To celebrate Black Friday, we're offering a dazzling array of consumer products for 99% off. We are confident no one else can beat our deals! Every ten minutes, we'll post a new incredible item for sale!

Cards Against Humanity's 99% Off Sale

For Black Friday, we’re selling a dazzling array of products for 99% off.

www.99percentoffsale.com

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1 year

Friends, you broke our webstore. But don’t worry, it will be working again shortly. The codes are good through Monday.

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2 years

@Hellmanns Our plan is working. We can almost taste it. #BringBackCLAMONAISE

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7 years

Shepard! Alliance command here, do you copy? We're reporting something big is headed our way... it's a new expansion

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6 years

On December 11th, applications close for our full ride scholarship for women in STEM. Students, please don’t let this opportunity pass by:

The Science Ambassador Scholarship

A full-tuition scholarship for women and non-binary students in science, technology, engineering, and math, funded by Cards Against Humanity.

www.scienceambassadorscholarship.org

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8 years

Here's how we spent your $71,000 from Black Friday:

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@CAH

7 years

All profits donated to @emilyslist . Read our press release:

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2 years

THING WE WANT #1 : We Want You To Get Vaccinated, You Fuckbag

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2 years

It's Black Friday! Who wants $5?

Cards Against Humanity Pays You $5 Sale

It’s Black Friday, and this year Cards Against Humanity is going to pay YOU.

www.getfivedollars.com

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6 years

Thank you, we use your website a lot

Dictionary.com

@Dictionarycom

6 years

We figuratively love everything about how literal this is @CAH .

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8 years

Don’t fuck this up

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3 years

We're honored that our game was a clue on last night's episode of @Jeopardy ! Hanging this one on the fridge.

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7 years

@slpng_giants Totally unacceptable. We oppose everything Brietbart and Steve Bannon stand for. We'll do what we can to get this taken down.

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6 years

We need to share some important news regarding the future of our company.

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8 years

. @Snapple let us write the snapple facts

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4 years

We are making a public statement.

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6 years

Day Two of Cards Against Humanity Saves America is here! Introducing the Good News Podcast, a daily reminder that not all news is bad. Might even help with your morning stress-diarrhea.

The Good News Podcast

The Good News Podcast is your thrice weekly reminder that not all news is bad.

www.thegoodnewspodcast.fm

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@CAH

6 years

Get your hands out of your pants and listen carefully: we’re hacking the midterm elections, and you can help.

Cards Against Humanity

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

www.cardsagainsthumanity.com

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5 years

This is literally how you get ants.

pentadyne

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5 years

@MaxTemkin OMG thanks for the ants!

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5 years

A year back for Black Friday 2018, we sold an array of dazzling items for 99% off, including a paid trip to Fiji. The winner just came back from their trip and showed us their photos:

Cards Against Humanity

@CAH

5 years

This next one is a doozy: an all-inclusive vacation to Fiji for two. With any luck, your husband will die mysteriously during the trip and you'll return a rich widow. Only $71.60!

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6 years

Here's some actual good news: Applications just opened for our full-ride scholarship for women in STEM. The deadline is December. Please spread the word:

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5 years

We're just about done with Black Friday! For our penultimate deal we're offering a 10-day all-inclusive trip to Antarctica, originally $18K, for $180. Pack a sweater.

Cards Against Humanity's 99% Off Sale

For Black Friday, we’re selling a dazzling array of products for 99% off.

www.99percentoffsale.com

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8 years

On Black Friday, a lot of companies promise you something for nothing. We're the only company to offer you nothing for something.

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8 years

Horrible friends, we need to interview a few fans for a project, via email. We'll send you free stuff if you help us out. Who's in?

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7 years

. @bioware give us Andromeda now

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6 months

It's Black Friday, and social media is tearing us apart. Lies. Hate. Crypto enthusiasts. You deserve something better. Introducing #Yowza , our new platform guaranteed to be free of misinformation, hate speech, and bad vibes of any kind. #FuckXJoinYowza

Yowza

The new social network by Cards Against Humanity with no hate, lies, or crypto enthusiasts.

www.yowza.social

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2 years

Congratulations to Amanda Nayee, who baked the best biscuits of Paul Giamatti we've ever seen. 🎉

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5 years

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8 years

@mishacollins Of course

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6 years

High school seniors + undergrad women in STEM, one month left to apply for our full-tuition scholarship:

Science Ambassador

@CAH_Science

6 years

There's a little over one month left to apply for @CAH 's full-tuition scholarship for women in STEM. Go go go!

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3 years

We're on a mission to send a free set of Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition to every public library in the U.S. Just ask your librarian to email Mail @CardsAgainstHumanity .com with their favorite family-friendly book recommendation, and we'll mail them a copy of the game!

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7 years

One month until applications close for our full ride scholarship for women in STEM:

The Science Ambassador Scholarship

A full-tuition scholarship for women and non-binary students in science, technology, engineering, and math, funded by Cards Against Humanity.

www.scienceambassadorscholarship.org

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@CAH

5 years

And finally, up for sale is the red Spirit of Black Friday suit for $999. A true bargain! Proceeds donated to @FoodDepository .

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6 years

We are ready to dominate the snack industry! Once you crunch into these bad boys, you’ll go HOG WILD!

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1 year

It happened. One lucky clam-fan won our infamous Toyota CLAMRY!! Isn't it pearlfect? 🦪 Official rules & more at .

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7 years

Hey, who here likes brand synergy

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4 years

The humans win! Over the last 16 hours, our writing staff has managed to outsell the AI - which, by the way, writes thousands of cards a minute, never sleeps, and doesn’t plow through 14 cases of Pamplemousse La Croix a week

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5 years

Today we released two new expansion packs: the 2000s Nostalgia Pack and the Ass Pack, with special guest writer/new best friend Sir Mix-A-Lot. $5 each at

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7 years

We're proud to partner with the @MarijuanaPolicy as they work to reform our failing marijuana laws. Does anyone want to hit up Taco Bell

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2 years

Also, we wanted to know what on earth people in these nightmare-states are thinking, so we ran a poll. You will unfortunately believe what we found:

Cards Against Humanity Proves Your State Sucks

We polled people who live in forced-birth hellholes. You’ll unfortunately believe what we found.

abortionpoll.cardsagainsthumanity.com

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5 years

Every year we award a full tuition scholarship to a woman in STEM. We checked in with our previous winners, here's what they're working on now:

Meet the Science Ambassadors

The Science Ambassador Scholarship has awarded nine full-tuition scholarships. See what our winners are up to now.

www.scienceambassadorscholarship.org

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6 years

This Halloween, remind the morons in your neighborhood to vote with the one thing that might catch their attention: candy. Grab a bag of our all-new Remember to Vote Worms:

Cards Against Humanity's Remember to Vote Worms

This Halloween, remind the morons to vote with candy.

www.voteworms.com

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6 years

Set up at Chicago Pride Fest for the weekend. Come say hi, we’ve got a special surprise for ya

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7 years

The Sci-Fi pack is for sale today and all profits will be donated to Worldbuilders:

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4 years

Very proud to officially recognize our employee's union today

CAH Workers United

@CAHUnion

4 years

📢📢 It’s official!!!! Our union (w/ @CMRJB ) has been voluntarily recognized! We decided to organize our workplace because it’s the humane, chill thing to do and we’re relieved that the company recognizes that and has chosen to be chill. #1u

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9 years

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals.

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4 years

Free meals for neighbors and protestors will continue on Tuesday at noon at 1965 N. Milwaukee

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4 years

Close to winding down for the day, but we will be back tomorrow (Saturday) at noon with more free food, water, & coffee at the @chicagogamecafe . 1965 N. Milkwaukee

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2 years

We're loving all of your fan mail on this one.

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6 years

There’s nothing unfortunate about the bold flavor of Prongles!

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9 years

We spent $250,000 of your money to bribe a bunch of Congressmen. http://t.co/3NewRj5fEV

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2 years

If you live in a cool state like California or Delaware, you can choose to donate $5 to @abortionfunds during checkout, and we'll match it.

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5 years

Oops

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7 years

#fanexpocanada Come see us at booth 938 so we can issue you the apologies you deserve.

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1 year

Hello. Does anyone here need a 1993 Cadillac Allante convertible filled with precisely 319,760 jelly beans? Bidding starts at $5.

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2 years

THING WE WANT #15 : We Want @Hellmanns To Bring Back CLAM-O-NAISE

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7 years

Are you sure? It's a hole

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2 years

Or:

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4 years

Amazing work, humans. Goodnight

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9 years

@johngreen http://t.co/WJ7Bhx0rTf

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6 years

We ran another public opinion poll, and this time we surveyed Democrats. Check out the findings:

Cards Against Humanity’s Pulse of the Nation

For the fifth day of Cards Against Humanity Saves America, we're conducting one year of public opinion polls to ask the American people about their political views, what they think of the president,...

thepulseofthenation.com

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2 years

COMING SOON:

Cards Against Humanity Pays You $5 Sale

It’s Black Friday, and this year Cards Against Humanity is going to pay YOU.

www.getfivedollars.com

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