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Talented || PR and Marketing || Photographer || Mobile Videographer || A believer of Christ || 📥: damilareybanjo @gmail .com

Where the money dey📍
Joined October 2017
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Your fourth emoji is your response
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"me right now"
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na davido and ckay play ball, na wizkid and burna boy carry ballon d'or
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"Where tf is your twin bro?"
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My guy don sell him home theater say e too loud, but me I understand 🥲
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70% of women are bad at sex.
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LENNY 👑
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What opinion about sex will have you like this?
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Being single is one thing, but not having anyone to fuck, that shit hurt!
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Essence Is Wizkid's Biggest song Ye is Burna's Biggest Song Fall is Davido's Biggest song What's Olamide's Biggest Song?
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Can we all agree that this is the GOAT of all cookies?
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The don't make movies like this anymore 🤯🔥
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2 years
Wizkid's Made in Lagos sounds new every time I listen to it.
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"I should have used a condom"
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This is some mad video editing skills
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2 years
Just facts, no cap
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@ManUtd Manchester United players today:
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Me in school after ASUU calls off the strike😂
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@BellaShmurda Omo This thing go later turn gang fight
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2 years
The Premier League is about to start Rep your Football club Mine: Manchester United
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What is that every Yoruba person has a family member in the UK?
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Wizkid wins another Grammy next month. Remember this tweet.
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Propeller Or Dimension?
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Dump 2, Keep 2. Who you keeping?
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2 years
Person go dey craze dey go, una go talk say na Scorpio😭
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7 months
This is so satisfying to watch
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5 months
Don't cheat🫵🏽
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1 year
There was a violation 😭💔
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This has to be the funniest thing I've seen all week.😂😂
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3 years
"I already signed the attendance for you, you don't need to come"
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1 year
Watching a movie with someone is all nice until you watch it with a talkative 🥲
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4 years
"Talk to her, it's your T-shirt she has no right over it"
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Ani!
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Bomboclaat
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That risky run from the bathroom to your bedroom>>>>>>
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When my mom is looking for something I took.
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2 years
not happy, not sad. just empty, like my wallet.
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1 year
The story of my life
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4 years
"Guy results don drop, I no see your name for list"
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s a m a n j a a
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Bomboclaat
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@ma8nus Abeg ooh The only RS I sabi na Raheem Sterling
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2 years
Just to clear the air about this Buju and Ruger Saga👍🏽
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When she does absolutely nothing sexual, but you still get an erection >>>>>>
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Pablo tell me say na because of gym he dey lean, but me I understand
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SoundMan Volume 1 Ep is Wizkid's most underrated project
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1 year
Imagine dating a lady that can’t speak good English eww.
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1 year
DSTV will start to air the Saudi Arabian league before the French League. Talk about the Ronaldo influence
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5 months
What’s stopping from recreating this?🌚
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Delete 2 in your life🫵🏽
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How I sit at work know there is a YouTuber kid that earns millions just playing video games.
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Bomboclaat
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As a student, one of the most comforting words you can hear is “me sef never do am”
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Which Afrobeat artiste can pull this kind of crowd?
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You still no wan use condom?
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Sapiosexual on your bio but you get six carryovers💀😂
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1 year
As a man, why you go dey use straw drink bullet?
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Girl: "Today I'm going to Bangkok" Boy named kok:
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Nobody hype Wizkid reach DJ Tunez 😂🔥
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This is the funniest conversation I’ve ever seen😭
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When you think food is ready and your mom adds more water.
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Online cultist don jam Original cultist😂
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This or that
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You dey find money and you dey put your phone for “Do Not Disturb” Lmao💀
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Money over bitches never chop since morning, if to say him choose bitches, she for don come boil small rice for am.
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4 years
When I come home from school and my mom puts two meats on my meal.
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Bomboclaat
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I buy iPhone 6s for babe,she change am to Xsmax if we break up how I want take collect am back
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Me begging myself to summon courage and tell my babe to return my hoodie. 😩
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Bomboclaat
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If I drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap is dirty?
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Jokes Apart, how we wan make am commot for trenches?
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This is one of the best military movies youd ever see 🤯🔥
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My boss just removed me from our office whatsapp group Please what does that mean?
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I need a new God fearing woman, the one I get na God dey fear am 🥲
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@Odumodublvck_ Na here e dey happen
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You said I Yes but do you was the most have an beautiful girl in international the world. passport?
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1 year
You don’t need to smell like your problems. Use deodorants today
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2 years
August Dump Cos I was dumped in August 🥲
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When life gives you lemons, send am back go buy pineapple cos no be lemons you send am
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Jack Sorrow Jack Sparrow
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Tell us when you see it😂😂😭
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Everyone has a chapter they don’t read out loud.
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My childhood is ruined 😭
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The reason why women watch movies with subtitles is because they don’t know how to listen.
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nollywood won't cease to amaze me, how will a blind mother be "happy to see her son".
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*Hits blunt* Why does glue stick to everything except the inside of the glue bottle?
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Breakfast in bed but na text message 🥲💔
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define loyalty Me:
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Na mad people full this Lagos 😂
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Maleek Berry and Wizkid combo era was too lit mehn🔥
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Going to an event all dressed up only for you to realise your crush already left.
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I just want someone who will laugh to my jokes and moan to my strokes.
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When your neighbor puts off his loud generator.
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Nobody: My followers when they see my tweet:
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@ThebestFigen How does this look like a good idea?
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"Baby, I can't live without you" Oxygen and H²O:
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@MoSalahhh_ He don turn up
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Lmao 💀💀
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@LemonadesWith Now say this without crying
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If it’s text able, don’t ever send me a voice note.
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@omolade_snr Experienced something like this too before Stepped out of the bank and I met these guys and I gave them all my belongings, ATM card and phone and password to my phone sef
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Can we all agree that this body spray is overrated?
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@TwoTerty_ @UnitedStandMUFC Thank you for the summary
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Them don show this guy shege 😂😂
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“SportyBet worse pass fornication” 😭😭
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Me playing football video games VS me playing football real life
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bomboclaat
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@jayythedope Verification badge to Shola
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"I love you but as a friend"
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Bomboclaat
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