FrogButt @butt_watermelon Twitter profile

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FrogButt

2 years

Going to do a thread of threads as my pin. You might find them interesting but it's because I suck at Twitter and am terrible at searching for stuff. First off, cat tax:

FrogButt

@butt_watermelon

3 years

It just occurred to me. What if the reason they don't like 1vermectin is that it could kill off toxoplasma gondi? Toxoplasmosis is a major behavioral pillar of modernity.

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@butt_watermelon

10 months

An aspect of Hitler that doesn't get nearly enough play is how he was a massive weeb.

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@butt_watermelon

2 months

By the way, this physiognomy is peak BBQ pit owner. Trust anything this man hands you on a paper plate.

End Wokeness

@EndWokeness

2 months

Mark Robinson just won his primary and is on track to becoming the next governor of North Carolina. Just to give you an idea of what a legend this Robinson dude is:

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4 months

Under-discussed phenomenon is the shitlib inability to recognize disgust, they tend to misinterpret it as anger or fear.

Jarran Sainsbury

@JarranSainsbury

4 months

A man who fears strong, independent women is a weak and cowardly man. Incel theology is strong with the Christian manosphere and it’s truly, truly pathetic.

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Eighth Century Woodchipper 🌳🪓

@BonifaceOption

4 months

I have seven children and am an “incel theologian.”

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4 months

The funniest thing about subcontinental mating behavior is that it evidently does work for them at home in India.

Crime Reports India

@AsianDigest

4 months

Hindu Indian man in flight from Bali to Australia. Tries to kiss attendant, is choked and held down for the remainder of the flight. Cries out for his mommy, promptly arrested.

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@butt_watermelon

8 months

"Wait, we spent $6,000,000 and three years to try to get anonymous Internet dissidents to reveal their voices and then the NSA guys spent a buck fifty on this "voicecelometer" and they're doxing themselves in droves?"

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2 years

The United States Senate: Who are these jackasses anyway? I realize that despite being just 100 of the most powerful people on the planet I barely know about most of them. I'm going to post each one's picture with gut impression, you guys tell me how yours sucks specifically.

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2 years

This is the homeschool phenotype. I instantly trust this teenager to babysit my kids.

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@butt_watermelon

9 months

This is your regular reminder that the Georgia election investigation ended with the feds assassinating the governor's daughter's boyfriend in a spectacular car bombing.

🟧⬜The Mallard Reborn⬜🟧

@MallardReborn

9 months

If a conservative/patriot actually ends up on the GA jury, he will first be made aware that accidents will happen to his family if he hangs the jury.

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@butt_watermelon

2 years

Guys there's something weird about Antarctica.

𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖

@vers_laLune

2 years

There's no such thing as coincidence

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2 months

Still laughing over this interaction.

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@butt_watermelon

3 months

This is everything libs do. "I hate you, I told you all I hate you, and you guys aren't helping me now???"

David Hayward | Artist

@nakedpastor

3 months

What was deconstruction like for you? This tweet sums it up perfectly for me 💔

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5 months

Do you think these people keep posting the black population map on purpose by this point, or are they still not aware?

Kimberly Morgan🐟 26947 #FollowBackResistance# BLM

@ColinMorgan65

5 months

These are the fuckers who want to rule us. 👇

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@butt_watermelon

10 months

I guess a big thanks to Jim Caviezel is in order, for getting the entire mainstream media to start saying "child sex trafficking is good, actually".

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@butt_watermelon

2 years

What in the hell is Target feeding they mannequins?

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@butt_watermelon

4 months

Katie Steinle: Not made in God's image, apparently.

Carlos A. Rodríguez

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4 months

100% of migrants beyond the razor fences were created in the image of God.

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2 years

This just looks like every "meet the staff" dental office webpage.

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2 years

The world's actual most powerful Gigachad is Alojz Rozmajzl.

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10 months

There is no better midwit detector in all of literature than Tom Bombadil.

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@butt_watermelon

2 years

What is this physiognomy? Censorfrau of Doom.

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@butt_watermelon

8 months

Back when I managed the factory line, I had some heavy potheads and I've had some terrible alcoholics. Both are miserable people, but I know which type can still maintain civilization. (It's the drunks)

0pip0

@0pip01

8 months

Comments under this are batshit insane. If you support freedom, you support personal choice. Marijuana is significantly better for you when compared to alcohol. Marijuana is not some mind-numbing super drug. It's a relaxer without a hangover. Thought you were anti bih government.

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1 month

The real secret is that everyone is immature going first time into parenthood, be it 16, 32, or 48. Nobody can become a real adult without parenthood.

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@Alphafox78

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Nightmare turned into American dream, it can still be done:

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3 months

I honestly can never remember NOT intuitively grasping per capita. All of my children got it the second it was explained to them around kindergarten age. How is this possible?

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@DukeofDaytona06

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@factaficionado @RealDianeYap

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5 months

Dear smol account frens, please feel free to tag me anytime you are bullying a journalist, dunking on a prog, or harassing a gay. Call down bigger account fire at the slightest provocation, the point of this place is making shitlibs anxious and fearful.

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6 months

Regime Stability Note: Murdering this man's daughter is not going to turn out well.

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@mathryn_m

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Wow: This “not religious” yet loving dad used logical reasoning—a gift from God—to care for the eternal life of his daughter, who was taken hostage by the UK government. Please pray for this family. “The father of 8-month-old Indi Gregory says he is not religious. But he’s…

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3 years

I'm noticing more and more protective conspiracy theories cropping up. These are conspiracy theories that appear and get boosted to protect real secrets and conspiracies, cloaking the weird in the ridiculous. I'll go back to an OG for my example, the Moon Landings.

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2 years

Remember, seed oils can't hurt you if they're used by your grandma to make Christmas dishes. Eat the food. Gain a few pounds.

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@butt_watermelon

6 months

I don't mean to alarm anyone but the Pentagon, at least, 100% believes we're about to go to war.

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7 months

Fun fact, after Christ's death the pagan oracles also went silent, per the pagan sources. We live in Anno Domini, there's no religion on Earth that hasn't been forced to deal with Christ. Modern Judaism is OBSESSED with Him. Literally nothing else to it beyond rejecting Him.

Eighth Century Woodchipper 🌳🪓

@BonifaceOption

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What the Bible calls “Jews” stopped existing in 70 AD. The Spirit at work among the Gentiles while the temple still stood provoked them to jealousy. God had left them desolate. This makes no sense today. Ben Shapiro or Dennis Prager don’t see faithful Christian communities and…

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2 years

The church looks like it's about to be raped. Terror, horror, disgust. Accidentally a very true image.

David Hayward | Artist

@nakedpastor

2 years

Dragging the Church Into the Future is my new fave. I saw it in a dream and it had to be drawn. It's interesting to me that it's the marginalized who put pressure on the Church to change. It wouldn't otherwise. Do you love it too? The original and prints available! #timetochange

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I'm seeing worrying indicators that my eight-year-old son might be a White Nationalist. He's crushing on an Asian girl at church.

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9 months

I have some concerns that Donald Trump is not hiring his attorney based primarily on legal expertise.

MAGS

@TAftermath2020

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Love this attorney!

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@butt_watermelon

10 months

The Han model in China is one of a constant cycle of locust-like growth, swarming, ecological and environmental collapse, and then the standard "civil war, eighty million dead per campaign". Globalization just means they inflict the cycle worldwide.

skull💀dweller

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Wtf

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@butt_watermelon

2 years

Not liking women is a fundamentally gay trait.

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4 months

In honor of MLK Jr, I'm going plagiarize everything I write and wrap up the day beating up some prostitutes.

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You may not like it, but this is the single most talented musical genius to be born in the past hundred years.

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2 years

@sbagley If you can prove useful skills and are willing to work about 800% harder, sounds like you can get a nice little raise.

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Man, it's going to be such a bummer if the Dutch lead the global revolt. It'll be called something like "Der Freidoom Reivoolootoon".

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2 years

A moment of sobriety. There are mothers in both Ukraine and Russia who are burying their sons, there are little boys in both countries who will not understand why daddy is never coming home. The geopolitics that led to this are complex but war is tragic. Pray for a lasting peace.

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I don't turn the sound on videos, but the facial physiognomy tells me exactly what she sounds like and it's fine. More corn pone than the local Appalachian accent, but I respect. Of course Khan here just hates the woman because she's a pretty blonde. Ethnic women hate whites.

Samirah

@SameeraKhan

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This is literally the worst accent on Earth. Gross.

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Everyone out here wanting Elon to restore the Donald, but I know who I really want restored.

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This archetype is a political litmus test: Do you view her with fond exasperation, or with disgust?

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3 years

It just occurred to me. What if the reason they don't like 1vermectin is that it could kill off toxoplasma gondi? Toxoplasmosis is a major behavioral pillar of modernity.

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2 years

Looking around at our society what level of psyoped do you have to be to say " the problem here is too much Christianity"?

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9 months

Locked replies are particularly hilarious on this one.

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"give me one example of black people self governing effectively" is a reminder that this website would be way better if people ever read a book

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I really like Bukele, and he's a great man, but he's proving here that he's got no understanding of the biodiversity between human types. Haiti is made up of all the very worst of Africa, inculcated in ten generations of pure devil worship and resentful hatred. Not fixable.

Nayib Bukele

@nayibbukele

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We saw similar images in El Salvador a few years ago. Gangs bathing with the skulls of their victims. All the “experts” said they couldn’t be defeated, because they were an “intrinsic part of our society”. They were wrong. We obliterated them. The same must be done in Haiti.

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2 years

Looked for a man under 30 at Lowe's. Blackpilled for the future.

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Tyler

@olcragz

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@memeticsisyphus TLDR he wanted to go kill some people at a riot so he travelled across state lines and now he’s shocked that people have a problem with murder.

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This whole thing seems like a targeted cruel joke either on the zoomer generation or these poor actresses in particular. Heck the original cast looks like this NOW, it's a brutal mog:

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2 years

This is some beautiful silliness.

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I dunno what "mid" is but I haven't seen egirls react that strongly to a term since "debt free virgins with no tattoos".

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It's like the whole movement got disarmed.

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@CityBureaucrat

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You know who you don't hear a lot about lately? Antifa.

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Pornography users are indulging in mortal sin but for most of them it's sloth, not lust.

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Do you know what the most common cryptid sighting is in the United States? No, it's not Bigfoot. Not dogman, nor chupacabra, not gnomes. Every state with an acre of woods has a story about black panthers.

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@butt_watermelon

2 years

Can you guys even imagine what it would be like to live with rulers who do not utterly hate us?

mphanon

@mphanon1

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Japan on vaccines: "Although we encourage all citizens to receive the COVID-19 vaccination, it is not compulsory or mandatory..Please do not force anyone in your workplace or those around you to be vaccinated, and do not discriminate against those who have not been vaccinated."

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1. Disenchanted vet. 2. Flunked out of art school. 3. Outsider politics. You know this man would be spending all his time on Crunchyroll if it were available. He's prime Anime Waifu body pillow buyer material.

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18% of the US population are illegal.

Leading Report

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BREAKING: An overwhelming majority of likely U.S. voters, 82%, said illegal foreign nationals should not be allowed to vote in the U.S. elections, according to a recent Rasmussen Reports poll.

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Merry Christmas Eve everyone. Join me in praying no midsize US cities get their communication hubs bombed tomorrow, leveling a city block, only to be completely memory-holed.

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There's nothing sadder than "Great" Zimbabwe. Trying to point to a pitiful outpost of some previous trader colonists as the highest achievement of Subsaharan Africa is somehow even more embarrassing than the mud huts.

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Please, I'm begging you, never stop at just one child. Give them, and yourselves, the gift of sibling love.

Nomad

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Nuclear tier timeline cleanse

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You blocked him because he led a doxing ring, or because he was a grifter, or because he's celebrating your countrymen's deaths. I blocked him because he is Indian. We are not the same.

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2 years

His name is Will Thomas. Calling him Lia is joining in on the lie.

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@malmesburyman Lot going on in that picture.

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I have not seen frogposters so ebullient and enthusiastic since 2015 Trumping. Alleged rapist Will Stancil has brought them out with a boldness that I didn't believe was possible anymore.

Adam Kendall

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This Democratic Party? Someone please tell me the difference between this and Trump. I'll wait.

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"How bad is it out there, FrogButt?" It's so bad that they're putting white guys back into recruiting ads, that's how bad it is.

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💪 Together, we can take on any challenge. 🪂 Jump into the unlimited #ArmyPossibilities to #BeAllYouCanBe at #MondayMotivation

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Black man contemplates showing up to a regular 9-5 job, recoils in existential horror.

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This is basically selling your soul, it’s so pointless

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@RubinReport Human trafficking.

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2 years

Y'all think about your eyelash mites much?

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I had somehow missed until a couple days ago that Disney had a literal Vatican City-like micronation carve-out.

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I'm tickled by the way that somehow in the last 2-3 years we've all come to the agreement that whatever solution there is going forward, "expect black people not to steal" isn't going to be something we pretend is possible.

End Wokeness

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Rep. Ayanna Pressley accuses Walgreens of racial discrimination for closing stores in neighborhoods overrun by theft

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Hitler 2.0 won't be coming to save us, he's watching subtitled anime right now.

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Good morning. There's no such thing as a slippery slope "fallacy", the slippery slope is a universal law as immutable and fixed as entropy itself.

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@theantiherokate It's stopping being a Christian but also being really self righteous about it.

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"Post your most problematic would."

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@butt_watermelon

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Has Curtis Yarvin penned a ten thousand word essay on why this win is bad, actually yet?

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@butt_watermelon

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2024 prediction thread, get yer 2024 predictions in right here:

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I genuinely admire those of you who can believe in Flat Earth or Real Santa Claus. Anyone here able to really believe in the Slide-rock Bolter? Gigantic land-whale of the Rockies who ambushes its prey by lurking on peaks and sliding down? American folkloric monsters are the best.

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Libraries are absolutely the center of hicklib cancers. My county, which is where the hillbilly meets the redneck, still has pretty wholesome public schools, most teachers are older Baptist ladies, youngers are still sweet and married. But every single librarian is a bluehair.

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Please remember when these people say "war crimes against Russians are okay" it's not really about the Russians. It's about what they long to do to you.

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One of the greatest PR coups of the last century was the healthcare industry taking credit for the gains delivered by Public Sanitation.

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You call yourself a GAMER? A drunken octogenarian grandma is willing to START WORLD WAR 3 to get the latest Nvidia graphics card, and you complain about Best Buy being out of stock. Pathetic.

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Young man, if you're not advanced enough at physiognomy you might find this entity attractive, but please let me assure you that this is not a good person.

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Joining NATO is hard work. Sometimes you have to take a Saturday off. Finland’s Prime Minister Sanna Marin was spotted attending the Ruisrock festival tonight.

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@DavidPriess How far away is that border from the United States, Dave?

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@MayorBowser If I forget my Proof of Vaccination will you accept my myocarditis diagnosis from the shot instead?

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Okay, sasquatch thread. I don't know how many of you have Project Bluebook psychological resistance to the concept of Bigfoot, but I have to tell you, they are real. They also are extremely unlikely to be merely big temperate wood apes.

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Sign of how bad the economy is: Spotted a female FedEx driver, young, actually attractive, long hair, not disfigured by tattoos. The economy is getting GRIM out there.

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@waitbutwhy Well, the urban part of your username checks out.

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I give it three years until a white couple walking around with a baby are as offensive as flying the Confederate flag.

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The more anon you are, the more important you are to this right wing thing. Pseuds over facef @gs . Anonymous podcasters over pseuds. Sub-500 anon accounts over anons with platforms. Randos in the comments bullying bluechecks and getting their memes stolen are the soul of this.

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"At least we're still best in photodoxing." <poast physique>

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Arizona 2: Mark Kelly. Oh shit, when you said astronaut I didn't realize you meant "alien who crash-landed". Guys, I think I'm off eggs for a while, this creep gonna be looking at me next time I look in the carton. I'm sure he represents Roswell extremely well though.