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5 years

So who they cheating with? 😂😂😂

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3 years

Tell a nigga he doing anything wrong sexually & he gon tell you nobody else ever complained 😂😂😂😂😂

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@conleyfanclub Baby grabbed her wig for some support 😂😂😂

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5 years

Men dead don’t have a problem until you have a problem. As soon as you tell them something they are doing wrong they wanna “but you be wrong too” like fucking 5 year olds

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4 years

Why men always saying women can’t suck dick? Who else they be letting do it?

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3 years

Having a man who does everything he says he will is top 2 & it ain’t 2

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4 years

Never heard white ppl argue the differences between their whiteness

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5 years

My man started therapy last year ... he’ll be 45 this year & he had a lot of shit to unload that i couldn’t help him with despite how hard i tried. When i say i got a whole new nigga i am not joking.

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3 years

This def what imma tell my nigga after my other nigga make me post him on our baecation

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The lady next to me on the plane was having an anxiety attack during take off so I did what I had to do. We got through it together.

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5 years

Ooottt! How long you be doing it?!??

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5 years

You probably suck dick for two seconds and ride dick for 5 seconds

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2 years

Men swear you using them & they be worth 3 loosies & a bud light

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4 years

A woman cheat? Dinner still done. Kids hair still combed. She get home on time. A man cheat? his big dumb ass was at the library at 12 am 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@iiHeartNae How she supposed to blend!!!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

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4 years

Don’t matter what their differences are- overall they will still choose each other over any other race. Black ppl need to learn this as a whole. Argue amongst yourselves 🌚🌝

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6 years

I work a full time job, have a masters degree & EYE pay my own bills ... my man only cooks if he wants to, doesn’t food shop, clean or have primary responsibility for our daughters! EYE can’t relate to yall broke ain’t shit baby mommas 🗣

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4 years

My first emotion usually isn’t anger... it’s “niggas think I’m pussy?” 😂😂😂😂😂

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4 years

Trina knew what she said. Brees knew what he said. They meant every word. How can they understand something in less than 24 hours that they couldn’t grasp in 20+ years of being adults?

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3 years

getting curved isnt really an L... you shot your shot at a stranger & they declined the offer. It’s like offering someone a drink in your home. “No” just means no. It’s not a personal attack

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4 years

If my nigga wakes up beside me & sends me a good morning text imma think he meant to send it to his other bitch & beat him up

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5 years

Telling that man how much you put up with from your ex & how you still stayed down cuz you a rider ain’t doing nothing but letting him know where the bar is at.

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5 years

Niggas do not care what you did for them 😂😂😂 bitch just leave

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Bitches really think sitting in the house being boring bitches makes them better girlfriends & mothers 😂😂😂😂

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4 years

@FabDLP_ & ain’t even make it bigger

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5 years

I think offset looked dumb... i think he always looks dumb. But that’s Cardis husband & although i think he should’ve played the background more, she probably wanted him right where he was.

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3 years

Y’all be homeless

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5 years

Nigga try to kick me out at 7 am after i was sucking dick upside down the night before he better just call the cops

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5 years

Heartbreak never stopped me from looking for a better nigga 😂😂😂😂

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5 years

Y’all want our titties sitting, stomachs flat, asses fat, feet pretty, hair laid, makeup on point, we gotta be chefs, nurses, religious & moral advisers, psychologists, porn stars, have half the rent, be faithful, be mothers..... Jesus the list goes on!!! WHAT DO MEN WANT TO DO??

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5 years

Having sex past 7 minutes is fucking ghetto

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4 years

This pussy >>> your hairline

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5 years

People told Cardi she wasn’t gonna ever be anything but a stripper & she brought the strip club straight to everybody’s living room. I fucking stan!

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3 years

fighting for ya nigga back when you barely want him >>>> letting him move on in peace

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4 years

Bring back niggas that like pussy Lordt please. These new niggas want haircuts & half the rent & it’s looking bad out here for the sisters!!!

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5 years

Period = i hate men 😡 Ovulation = i wonder if i could live with myself after an orgy 🤔

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5 years

Listen... if i stab you & you don’t leave me. Who the fuck is the crazy one??????

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4 years

if I’m calling my mans side bitch it’s only to ask her what day they gon be together so i can do a lil cheating myself 😂😂

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5 years

Stop fucking broke men because you like them. Go read a fucking book.

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2 years

If he got good dick. His friend prolly do to. Go see.

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4 years

We are approved for our home loan 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

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4 years

Ain’t met a bitch yet who was friendless & didn’t show me why very soon

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6 years

Bacon 🤷🏾‍♀️

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4 years

Most of y’all are pussy. That’s the tweet. Yall follow ppl yall hate for YEARS. Watch ppls pages like hawks. Sub each other regularily. Ignore the subs directed at y’all. See ppl outside & don’t say nothing then sub them later.... pussy & weird!!!!

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3 years

Ppl don’t wanna heal. They just want sympathy

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5 years

Don’t dislike me secretly tho. Don’t be subtle about it. Please do that shit with your whole chest.

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4 years

Black ppl gotta stop being so forgiving & accepting. If we were animals yesterday please continue to feel that our attention & dollars are beneath you today.

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4 years

Being exactly who you say you are is a major flex

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3 years

I don’t wanna be hardened by life. I wanna always love & give freely. I wanna accept all the love that’s for me. I need to know that when i give up on something it’s because i had no other options.

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4 years

Billions of ppl on this earth ... no way imma spend my time telling the same 3 ppl over & over what they did to hurt my feelings. Fuck you.

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6 years

We’re 3 months shy of our 6 year anniversary & I’ve fallen in & out of love more times than i remember. It’s why i believe sustainability & longevity in relationships has little to do with love... you need a foundation like friendship to get thru those out of love periods

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5 years

I hope you also find a way to replenish all he gives away

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3 years

Compatibility is a different beast. You dead can love someone like your favorite food & y’all just not made for each other

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5 years

I don’t wanna be in the presence of any man who doesn’t feel he has a responsibility to make me feel safe

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3 years

Can’t cheat with no big dick nigga like that 😂😂😂😂😂 have to come home & fake a headache for 5 business days

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4 years

My heart is so heavy... my babies asked why i was crying. I just told them I’m sad because my packages aren’t here... what else am i gonna tell these beautiful brown girls about this terrible world i brought them into?

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3 years

Twitter introduced me to personalities i could’ve gone my lifetime without interacting with

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3 years

My kids not allowed to have secrets with adults. Not even their grandma. Had to explain to her that making them lie to me is worse than giving them coffee & if she does it again she won’t be alone with them.

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It amazes me that people know what rock bottom feels like but they still could see a person down & kick them. Karma a bad ass bitch tho, dont ever forget that.

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4 years

Lol... no nigga who really has frequent guest would ever have this. This shit belongs to ONE woman & she def lives there.

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4 years

So what my nigga cheated with you, i been cheating too. Leave us alone you home wrecking bitch.

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4 years

I want women to unlearn mad behavior... you don’t have to hold ya doodoo in or give head on ya period for these niggas

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5 years

My friends man been making a big deal about her not helping him with his laundry & she finally helped & found a bitches t shirt 🥴

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4 years

I’m not a penny pincher when i go out... or a plate watcher. I either have it or i don’t & im not going nowhere & having fries & water.

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4 years

As a mother i do A LOT to get out the house for fun.... i can never leave without situating my kids & making sure there’s food for them & my man. I can’t imagine what a single mother goes thru to get out.

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5 years

I’m a fan of transparency .... mad shit don’t be a problem until ppl aren’t honest about it

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4 years

Niggas making up statistics cuz they can’t get pussy 😂😂😂😂

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4 years

People be having secret problems with you & that’s hilarious

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😂😂😂😂 nah question it cuz I’m one spiteful bitch

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3 years

Y’all know the scariest part about a wedding for me??? Being the center of attention the entire day… like that shit is terrifying

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3 years

Love me a lover boy tho. Y’all can keep those feelingless niggas.

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3 years

This wtf we be telling you nigga

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3 years

Stfu sometimes pussies!

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“Bitch ain’t gon smoke up all my weed & not fuck” - a nigga stretching a 3.5 for 4 days

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