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@burritoprophet
sam
10 months
Shots fired directly into my chest
@LolOverruled
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10 months
So apparently it’s not “normal” to pick a new upcoming movie release you have to see as a reason to not kill yourself
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what’s the opposite of chemistry
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Pedro Pascal and Dakota Johnson are seen filming "Materialists" in New York City.
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I’m crying. She hates Americans so much. Good for her
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the Valen papers
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Sandra Hüller just destroyed the concept of method acting
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2 months
she literally looks upset winning fjdjdjdjd
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11 months
its honestly wild that this picture is solely responsible for the bear taking off the way it did
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Screen Speck
11 months
‘The Bear’ season 2 is back in a week!
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2 months
god I hope no one ever forces her into media training
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So who voiced Rebecca Ferguson's...voice? #DunePart2
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3 months
SHE JUST FOLLOWED THE ROCK ON INSTAGRAM IM DYING
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2 months
4pm showing of Ghostbusters in its first weekend vs an 8pm showing of Dune 2 in its fourth weekend
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@jessehawken
Jesse Hawken
2 months
Feeling bad for all the cinemas that had to pull DUNE PART 2 out of their IMAX screens for the two week contractual engagement of the new GHOSTBUSTERS
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3 months
House Atreides the most beautiful family I've ever seen ??
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4 months
Wait people actually think the movie is about missing out on your true love??? After John Magaro tried to learn a whole language so he can understand his wife’s dreams??????
@PoorOldRoloTony
Rolo Tony
4 months
Recent Past Lives discourse is annoying to me. I don’t think Celine Song made a film about missing out on your true love. It’s more-so about reflecting on the person you once were as the person you are now. Not so much a love story as it is a constant string of what ifs.
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ive seen enough. when are her and sandra hüller playing cunty sisters in something
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rosamund pike daily
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Rosamund Pike at the Dior Fall 2024 show. 🎥 harpersbazaarus
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3 months
Would convert to whatever religion this woman was a reverend of
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3 months
Denis I know you hate dialogue but “I should have married you” lives rent free in my head
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3 months
Thinking about this scene after Dune Part Two
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3 months
What a freak. I need her
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triz 𐚁
3 months
Rebecca Ferguson once said...
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2 months
She looks like she wants to barf and I don’t blame her
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3 months
my favorite part of this was Paul realizing it was his mother in his vision 💀 like Paul I could have told you that, I can recognize those legs anywhere
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cinesthetic.
3 months
dune: part two (2024) dir. denis villeneuve
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3 months
Society needs to self-reflect and ask itself if Emma Stone really needs two Oscars at this moment and time
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3 months
Can’t believe they did all of This for a digital EW cover
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2 months
Amy Adams get Yorgos on the line
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2 months
no idea
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@ilsafaaust
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how did we survive this
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3 months
You’ll never guess what she pitches
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Cris ✨
3 months
rebecca ferguson’s pitch for a third collab w zendaya has me dying
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@TheCinesthetic
cinesthetic.
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rebecca ferguson
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3 months
gonna use this as an excuse to post my favorite Robert Redford story
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@michaelcurzi
𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎
3 months
Can someone who loves this movie tell me why
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3 months
She genuinely can’t give a normal interview it’s actually kind of astounding
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I just know that a weekend with them would fix Tom and Shiv
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3 months
can’t watch these videos without thinking of Sandra Hüller now it’s a very specific brain rot and one that makes me throw a fit every time I watch one
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2 months
this has done irreparable mental damage to me
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still crying about baby Jessica
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I’m always the only one in my theater who laughs at her little dune sashay 😭
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she can’t turn off the sass and i just laugh every time
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2 months
she’s literally never had an intrusive thought that didn’t win
no one bringing up This video… i would’ve asked what we were
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3 months
Rebecca Ferguson comparing the silhouette of the Bene Gesserit costumes to the aliens in Arrival….she has one brain cell but it’s massive
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3 months
I have new respect for Flo since she was tasked with wrangling a wild Rebecca Ferguson for the whole promo tour
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3 months
In the span of a couple of minutes Rebecca Ferguson manages to take this discussion from her being Swedish to her and Colbert being naked (?) to pitching herself for co-host for Late Night (??)
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Remember how people were like “ask Ted Lasso about his politics” as if Ted didn’t make fun of Westboro, say he was at a Planned Parenthood fundraiser, and support his Nigerian player protesting
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2 months
it sounds like the dog pound in my house right now
@rfergusonweb
Rebecca Ferguson web
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Rebecca Ferguson for Esquire Mexico photographed by Juankr
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@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Sandra Hüller wins the Best Actress César award for her performance in ‘ANATOMY OF A FALL.’
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sam
2 months
This is it for me. White actors will always have another chance. Not necessarily the case with non-white actors, even just to have a shot at another nomination.
@realJackEason
Jack Eason
2 months
The most depressing thing about Gladstone losing out is that it's entirely unclear if Hollywood will ever meet her at her level and give her the material for another shot.
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the greatest Personal Life section of a wikipedia page
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5 months
Severance is never coming back lmao
@DEADLINE
Deadline Hollywood
5 months
Ben Stiller has taken on his first lead film role in six years in 'Nutcrackers', a new title from David Gordon Green that’s currently in production in Ohio
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2 months
@tweetyenergy She seemed genuinely shook lol
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3 months
In a year when Lily Gladstone and Sandra Hüller gave better performances I’ll add
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@burritoprophet
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3 months
The entire premise of this miniseries is Max Irons throws England into absolute chaos bc he wants to fuck Rebecca Ferguson and I think that’s beautiful and I accept it as my true British history
@WhereTheFunEnds
Breya ʰᵃᵗᵉˢ ᶠᵃˢᶜⁱˢᵗˢ
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I love that Rebecca Ferguson is getting the appreciation she deserves for Dune but let's not forget about her absolutely devouring as Elizabeth Woodville in The White Queen.
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3 months
One thing is abundantly clear in Rebecca Ferguson’s recent run of films…..movies are simply Better when she’s going full Sicko Mode
@danversguardian
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3 months
since everyone is praising rebecca ferguson in dune part 2 i suggest that they watch doctor sleep
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Killing Eve submitted the series finale for Writing…
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4 months
A beautiful movie about mourning paths not taken, mourning past versions of yourself…..all for people to think this is a movie about missing out on your true love?????????
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3 months
💀
@EwanDaily
Ewan McGregor Daily
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Ewan & Rebecca Ferguson promoting 'Doctor Sleep' (and swapping shoes) on 'A Little Late with Lilly Singh' in 2019
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2 months
Did I write this
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IGN
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Dear Hollywood: Please cast Dune 2's Rebecca Ferguson in every movie, thank you. Our thoughts on why:
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she looks miserable as always. i love her
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@ringframe Oh it was def Jake lmfao
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3 months
The scary part is that she’s truly sober
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triz 𐚁
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this woman can't be normal for more than 5 seconds
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Can’t believe television is now down to only one red-headed cunty faildaughter of a CEO 😤
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save me enigmatic rebecca ferguson in the desert…..enigmatic rebecca ferguson in the desert save me….
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i might cry - no one is allowed to make fun of connor anymore!!
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is it finally a safe space to say how astounding it is that it won as many Oscars as it did lol
@snazzeo
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When people complain about movie run times at the cinema
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Tom Cruise protégé for real
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i could listen to her talk for hours
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Obsessed with her
@TheWrap
TheWrap
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Rebecca Ferguson’s revelation about being screamed at by a former costar didn’t just take the Internet by storm — it apparently rattled her contact list as well. Read more ⬇️
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Apple is probably only second to HBO in the highest number of best shows on TV and their marketing dept does such a piss poor job at promoting them like hire me I promise I can do better than….whoever is in charge right now
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sam
2 months
Yeah…..clear that ur mawm is hot
@CinemaTweets1
Cinema Tweets
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“The visions are clear now…”
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@spiceymemory He’s getting the good tea now 😭
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is it safe if I bring back rebecca ferguson fart story
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Sexy pregnant
@ReelBlend
ReelBlend Podcast
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Rebecca Ferguson wasn't too happy with her director 😂 #DunePartTwo Full interview on ReelBlend Friday!
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“Rebecca Ferguson and Dakota Johnson should do a press tour together” why would you do that to Rebecca?
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4 months
Ayo is really about to call HR
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“he’s my coworker” IM CRYINGGGGG
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we say face economy for a lot of ppl but lbr here….this is The actual face economy
@Dear_Lonely1
𝙉𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙜𝙞𝙖.
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Charlotte Rampling, Island of Crime (1968, Gianfranco Mingozzi)
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God she is just not made for these roles…..someone do something
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Chris Evans and Dakota Johnson are seen on the set of the "Materialist" in New York City.
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Even without his abusive past I can’t imagine being asked what filmmakers I’d love to work with and being like “David O. Russell”
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Got high and tried to explain the ending of killers of the flower moon
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Movies used to have Keira Knightley
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“The shot is iconic!” Tom Cruise and McQ talking about One Perfect Shot’s favorite Ilsa moment in Rogue Nation is my favorite thing in the world
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I know Rory cries himself to sleep at night
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It’s time to gatekeep ted lasso jason I’m so sorry baby
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I mean. Of course Emma Thompson gave the best answer to this question.
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P*racy is basically film conservation at this point
@PrimaryCinema
Gavin
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Netflix “original” Passing is leaving the service soon.
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"Kate McKinnon as the voice of Ms. Frizzle” is the greatest sentence I have ever heard
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I feel ill
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Like media literacy is DEAD dead
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So happy SUCCESSION took home Best Picture
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“Mother means something else now, like you ‘eat’” 😭
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Need everyone to know that Rebecca Ferguson refers to herself as “mother” several times in the new Josh Smith podcast episode (and not in the biological sense)
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Hope he has someone looking out for him, instead of just a bunch of yes men in his circle
@Sodakotabella2
Bella🌸🥒🐥 Axel Marbeuf et Justine Secret Era 💗
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Back from LA, Messi now is in full PIMP era 😂
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she remembers them all SPILL
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the thing about film twitter not knowing Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey is that they don’t have vivid recollections of the night he had a twitter meltdown and fought with a bunch of online girls and changed his twitter profile picture to a canine in a tux
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Update: she deleted and reposted so she could add Frank Sinatra’s Fly Me to the Moon on it
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She’s insane for posting this djdjdjdjdjd
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OH THIS FANDOM IS SICK
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Need an absolutely unhinged Nordic thriller with Rebecca and Alexander Skarsgard
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Oh she thinks she’s funny
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SUCCESSION is still gone, but would I still die for Them? Absolutely
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3 months
it’s the fact that she turned it down and he still sent the offer 💀 love that man
@skinstrash
tori
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thankful every single day for denis villeneuve doing whatever he could to convince rebecca ferguson to take the role as lady jessica after turning it down at first. i cannot picture anyone else embodying this role the way she does.
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@Matthew_Hodson
Matthew Hodson
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Katherine Hepburn used to be Stephen Sondheim’s neighbour. They did not get on. She objected to his piano playing and would sometimes crawl over the garden wall to bang on his window, reputedly inspiring the line from Into the Woods, “It’s the witch from next door.”
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I’m fucking crying
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the discourse is discoursing….the perfect time to drop this 11 year old video of Rebecca being peak Swede shes so pretty ahhhhh
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2 months
It still occupies my thoughts every day
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2 months
this is honestly so funny how her little anti-smoking crutch became a THING
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petition for the caffeine toothpick to join in on all her next photo shoots from now on
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10 months
Rebecca saying “do it again!” always yeets me
@ThatMoviePage
All Things Movies
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The way he broke his ankle by smashing it into a building, bending it in a way that no human ankle should only to haul himself up and hobble out of frame to save the shot is why he's The President Of Movies. #MissionImpossible
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Lmao if this is true I feel like he’s honestly perfect for the show
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I went to two funerals this week. Rattling in my head is Ted Lasso saying “life, it’s hard. It’s real hard.” Let’s be kind to one another. Bc goddamn we never never have enough time here.
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sam
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THIS WHOLE THING BC JESSICA WANTED TO GIVE LETO A SON
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Mission: Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part Two — We Delayed So Long Rebecca Had Time in Her Schedule
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