Qwenga @bkyeyune Twitter profile

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

When you wake up and see the sun you should give thanks. 👊🏾

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

7 months

It is okay.

Every Movie Plug 🎬 🔌

@everymovieplug

7 months

The President of your country has been kidnapped. You can call only one person here to save him. ☎️

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

You just can't stop Kenyans. 😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Ugandans are special. Welcome to Uganda! 😂😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

We live amongst idiots. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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@bkyeyune

3 years

"When it comes to mountains that need climbing, Chelsea are at the foot of a steep one." - Peter Drury

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

Nyege Nyege has become Nyege Nyege.😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

But Kakwenza’s ‘fairwell’ message to Dr. Douglas Singiza was a proper middle finger… 😂😂 “Now, put my passport in the dock and try it.”

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

Here is to 34 years...🥃

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

Uganda's startups are suffering. They give you a service and you like it. You go back after some months and they're no longer in service.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

That is the shoe that will kickoff the concert... 😂

iAm Uncle Mo

@mkiboneka

2 years

Azawi omu bwaati this Friday!

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

6 months

Ugandans on TikTok mash me up. 😂 This kid is my new favorite. Creativity on 💯

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

Zverev complaining that Tsitsipas has taken his whole bag with him and might be getting tips from his dad who is also his coach. *Then cameras turn to Tsitsipas' dad, and the guy is on phone texting.*😂😂😂 #CincinnatiOpen

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

Party capital of Africa is now the only one under curfew.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

Here is to one more year closer to 40. 🥃😂🍻

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

Is that @Owishemwe behind M7?

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

A Huma kinda Friday... 😋

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

Remember what Besigye told you about Uganda's elites... Ndowoza mubalaba.😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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@kellamckenzie

3 years

Worst thing about this whole internet situation is our kids can't attend classes. Sickening

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

Naye Nobert Mao… 😂😂 Time is indeed the best equaliser there is in this world.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

1 year

There is never a dull day with these guys.😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

How does that road make you feel?

Yoweri K Museveni

@KagutaMuseveni

4 years

Leaving Nairobi, Kenya for Entebbe.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

1 year

People have to brush shoulders with you to access the water!

Pirate™

@PirateMulwana

1 year

The CEO The Company

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

But banks are weird. You tell me I can open a bank account online. But then you call me and tell me that I need to go to a branch to sign papers to activate that same account. Make up your bloody minds... 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

Did Timothy Kalyegira finally tell you the companies he has built with his good grammar? 😂🤭

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

6 years

In 2016, you owed Rwanda more than FRW 40 million in taxes. Rwanda Revenue Authority almost attached your company's assets. In Uganda, your weekly newspaper, The Independent, is struggling and it mostly depends on advert handouts from govt agencies. Please be humble...

Andrew M. Mwenda

@AndrewMwenda

6 years

Ugandans don’t pay taxes yet demand security, free education & healthcare, cheap electricity & clean water, good roads etc. Of 272,000 individual businesses registered for taxes only 27,000 actually pay; 4,500 pay 80% of the taxes. How should the state fund these public services?

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

You people think Don Wanyama was sent to New Vision to serve your genuine community interests and give balanced media reporting!!!😂😂😂🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

If you know you know... 🔥🔥🕺🏾

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

6 years

The confidence in your stupidity is heavenly sent.

Andrew M. Mwenda

@AndrewMwenda

6 years

@qataharraymond If u feel your country is mismanaged do something. Vote for change. Go to the bush. Do a Tahrir square. Rally everyone around u and cause change instead of complaining

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

Uncle Mo said that when schools reopen, TikTok will think Uganda closed. 😂😂😂😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

Imagine if we had social media when this wedding happened.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

I need Hasbulla energy today.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!! Have I just seen an idea I presented in a pitch now running as a campaign to the same account we lost!

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

Naye Commander ejjembe limukuba bubi nyo naye alimba... 😂😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

After 8 years, I press pause on this agency life.😁 Been quite the journey!😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

5 years

Dr. Kasenene: Eat less Chapatis, they're not healthy. Tweeps:

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

I hope she had a good night and she is kawa. #RentFree

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

Hon. Mpuga and Hon. Ssemujju must be cursing the winds that blew them onto this show. 🤦🏾‍♂️ #NTVOnTheSpot

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

Eno ku TV West it is bloody... 😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

1 year

Someone who is not a government official is in Kapeka trying to decide how workers’ savings should be spent and it has been communicated and considered as the official government position! 😂😂😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

I think Uganda is ready for a 24/7 dedicated news TV channel. We can't be in 2020 and still at the mercy of some of these media houses.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

CNN finally started adding Kampala to its weather updates.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

If you get a chance, read Hon. Ssegirinya's interview in today's @observerug . What a man!

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

Priorities vary…😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

Selling nsenene aboard Uganda Airlines is not BUBU. It is plain stupid and whoever allowed them on board deserved to be suspended. Also, just because you like nsenene that doesn't mean the whole world does. Some of us can't even stand how they smell.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

Paulo Kafeero should have existed during these corona times... He would have summed up some people's stupidity in a one 13 minute jam.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

6 years

The worst part about seeing kids heading to school at 6am in the morning is that; they're still going to study the same useless shitty outdated colonial syllabus that we were studying in the 90s...

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

You can easily predict things in Uganda. 😂 UCC came through.

Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

Britam has given us something to smile about today morning. Now wait for another brand to throw us off later in the day. 😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

The Taliban have appointed an education minister who has never been to school. 😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

Here is some GREAT advice from Bebe Cool regarding the lockdown in Uganda. #COVID19UG 🙊

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

6 years

I still have nightmares of the night my dad was killed at Jokers, Naalya... He called me to say he was coming home... And he was killed 10mins later by a one Peter Ahimbisibwe... Shot 7 times for one reason; jealousy.... Case has never been solved to this day.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

Stella Nyanzi has told Morrison Rwakakamba to go to Hell. Then she followed it on with politely requesting Canary if she can add a "Fcuk you" as well. 😂😂😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

Have you started on that work you promised yourself to do during the Easter holiday oba bya Nsi byakuleka?

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

Were they supposed to be making noise as the President speaks?

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

Scenes when you realise that the Shs40m that was given to the MPs was borrowed from your NSSF contributions. 😂😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

If you have a relative at @UmemeLtd , please pray for them. Ngenda kuloga company yonna. 😡

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

1 year

The Uganda you might not know about.🔥😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

6 years

For someone who once wrote vigorously about govt torture and one who was at the same end of that knife, you really are either too forgetful, high on your blood money or outrightly stupid.

Don Wanyama

@nyamadon

6 years

BREAKING! Millions attend anti-Uganda protests at Uhuru Park in Nairobi!! But let's be serious, don't baby showers attract higher numbers than these?

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

The internet really ignored the colonisers and sided with DMX, and I am loving it.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

5 years

Fighting off lions that wanted to eat our goats.

GOAL

@goal

5 years

16 years old and scoring for Barcelona 🔵🔴 What were YOU doing when you were 16?!

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

10 months

I raise you...

The Usual Suspect 🎩

@Jude_Mugabi

10 months

I raise you...

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

Besigye: Make your immunity booster. Red Pepper:

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

Dear Uganda's elites, before you start asking what Ssegirinya is going to do in Parliament, please remember that...

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

6 years

When two rappers meet, it always ends up being a shoe affair...

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

The winner of the 2020 Presidential elections might be set in stone but not for the MPs. If you're going to vote, make sure no NRM MP incumbent returns. They can't rig it all. #UgandaDecides2021

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

UPDF uses football match with journalists as evidence in High Court case

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

Someone tag Andrew Mwenda. He might have forgotten. 😂😂😂😂 #FBF

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

5 months

When Kasuku returns to Uganda.

The Independent

@Independent

10 years

British parrot missing for four years returns speaking Spanish http://t.co/NRhhu5KTuN http://t.co/4S2ggitLih

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

There are no shameless people like the NRM government. 😂 So you want us to praise you for bringing back an airline that you drove to the ground? Bakama baffe should we also say a word of prayer for what you're doing to the SGR and what you did to the cooperative unions?

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

A kind reminder. #ThrowbackThursday 😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

The man, the legend...

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

This must be for aviation police.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

You have kept them in absolute poverty, now you find pride in it!

Nabusayi Lindah Wamboka

@lindahNabusayi

3 years

In the village in Kotido, For the love of #Sevo #SecuringYourFuture #Sevo -lution @KagutaMuseveni

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

Dear elites, have you checked on your friend Cedric Babu?😂🤭

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

What Kenya is doing with its education curriculum versus what Uganda is doing, goes to show that the people heading our education sector ‘did not go to school’ (😆) and actually have no idea what the future holds. We are being left behind. Our kids will pay a heavy price.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

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Solange Mbunde

@ianmbunde

1 year

Spending over one hour to get to work is insane. How long does it take y'all?

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

A Sunday on Uganda Twitter is a very LONG DAY… 😂😂😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

Someone told the First Son that he should meet up with Solomon Kampala and discuss as First Sons... 😂😂😂😂😂 Don't you people fear for your lives?

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

4 years

Amelia has asked M7 a question and I could feel everyone in the room nga battidemu. 😂😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

6 years

Mukula, when you were still in gov't, you and your cronies engineered some of the most obscene deals that saw the Chinese take up property in Uganda. So SHUT UP and lay low....

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

One of Sheikh Muzaata's MOST OUTSTANDING speeches.🔥 #RIPSheikhMuzaata

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

8 months

Don’t Biyinzika and Dei International deserve a government bailout?

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

UGANDANS are very many things but they're never short of humour.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

5 years

I don't know whether to cry or laugh...

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

I am sure ya'll couldn't wait to post this.😂😂😂 Mubadde muffa...

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

Otto is one of the most confused people out there. 😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

5 years

The day Dr Kasenene tweets anything negative about Kigere, that will be the end. I will report his account. 😒

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

The IGG of Uganda is discussing education and the Minister of Education is launching an anti corruption campaign.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

1 year

Eno Uganda olemwa.😂🙆🏾‍♂️

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

6 months

The lightbulb that was invented in 1879. Kampala first installed bulbs in 1938. The year of our Lord, 2023, is coming to an end and UNRA is excited and about to throw a party for installing bulbs on the Entebbe Expressway like it is a new discovery!

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

6 years

You see them... Bona basamilidde bwasamilizi yet when you order for them, the apps says there are no riders available. 🙄

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

5 years

Me: How was the #BurnaBoyXperienceKLA Ugandans:

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

There this Quora piece about Uganda that has left me in stitches.😂😂😂😂

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

The only mountains with snow my friends and I can climb are big bummed women with cold hearts.

Lobst4r

@Malowbar

2 years

Hope none of my friends thinks climbing mountains to see “Snow” in Uganda is a fun activity.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

6 years

1986 vs 2018. Even the fashion has changed for worse. 😏

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

One day someone should write Sam Mugumya's story. What a man!

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

Bakuwe account obimuwandikire?

Ms. Mamas 🥵

@_Byarugaba_

3 years

"I call upon my supporters and all Ugandans to disassociate themselves from violence of any related form on this journey to freedom" ******* This would have gone a long way

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

6 years

Uganda is not poor, our leaders are just idiotic thieves. #ThisTaxMustGo

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

7 months

That is the burden of having to play defense when you eat with the "thieves". Wesanga ebintu ebilina okusesa, bikukwasa ensonyi... Now you have to show your feeder(s) that gwe champion wa Uganda patriotism.

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

3 years

Ambassador akoze atya?😂🙆🏾‍♂️

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Qwenga

@bkyeyune

2 years

Kigenya was ahead of its time. 🔥💪🏾 That was one bloody top TV show. Kawadwa always left me in stitches. 😂

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