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@bitingchild

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I was not allowed to do sports as a kid because I was diagnosed with poor sportmanship.

Michigan
Joined June 2014
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@bitingchild
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7 months
She was 29 years old raising two 14 year olds, trying to overcome alcoholism, daddy issues, and a lame ass situationship. Her only friend is fucking their boss and never has anything nice to say. The world is ending. But my god does she serve cunt.
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james gandolfini is my princess diana
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This is still the greatest bot DM I’ve ever received.
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@GodsNicestMan Misato katsuragi you would’ve loved my buddy Jerry
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@bitingchild
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@arod_twit Everything has holes! Everywhere! Everything is too short or too long. No normal colors!
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7 months
Not in my fucking home you woke bastards
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Homer will no longer choke Bart in #TheSimpsons as 'times have changed'
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@neonrated holy shit at first glance i thought this was a picture of diana, my grandmother’s dear friend
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4 years
@saintknives the least harry could’ve done is like... buy ron a pair of shoes for christmas or his birthday. he doesn’t even get all of them presents but they give him a sweater every year
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@realdirtjane She’s just like me too (I have bangs and a red leather jacket and beer)
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Begging to put this on the housewarming registry
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@MatthewFerrari uncomfortable with them calling goldfish by their full christian name
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@bitingchild
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3 years
the cdc is saying my boyfriend and i can wear matching adidas track suits and gold chains together and threaten to beat people up in public
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@bitingchild
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6 months
Fuck you I got mine
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3 years
@barrenskies i would kill myself in front of him
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@lilgrapefruits i just got out of line
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@GraceGFreud She wants to say “a great shopping companion” so bad
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@bitingchild
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3 years
congratulations to the nerd whose dad probably works for deutsche bank who got this over me
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3 years
this looks like a progression of male depression
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@jaboukie “the gang almost dies protecting the bar “
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@arod_twit There’s no actual fit it’s just bodycon or boyfriend we’re living in hell and history won’t remember but I will!!!!
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@bitingchild
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4 years
god i wish i was spike jonze
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Happy Birthday, Spike Jonze! Photographed here with his WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE star James Gandolfini.
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@heythatsmeash My complex but it’s the kids that live here
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@liz_franczak lena dunham just bought all three pairs
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forcing trump out of office a few days before he’s done is fan service
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I love that he just wakes up and is like “I have something to say, does anyone need me on their podcast?” I should be able to do this.
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Brian Cox says he thinks the Bible is “one of the worst books ever”: “It’s Adam and Eve, I mean the propaganda goes right the way back — the Bible is one of the worst books ever, for me, from my point of view. Because it starts with the idea that… out of Adam’s rib, this woman
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@bugposting matthew mcconaughey
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Kegan and I moved in and here’s the place + a friend dropped in
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@bitingchild
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WARNER BROS I AM ASKING YOU TO CLOSE YOUR EYES
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Warner Bros is eyeing Tom Holland or Timothée Chalamet to play Willy Wonka in Warner Bros. ‘WONKA’. (Source: )
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i actually believe some of your therapists are saying some pinterest ass shit to you because my old therapist made me listen to fight song to help me cope and i started laughing until i sobbed
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@hopes_burial once he was selling a bunch of evangelion merch and i said i might’ve been interested and then realized i didn’t want him to have my address
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@bitingchild
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got so quirked up last may that i rewatched one episode of breaking bad and said “i can do that with my bangs” i looked like grimes for four weeks
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i hope kanye takes everything in the divorce. this fucking sucks so bad.
@StreetFashion01
Outlander Magazine
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Kim Kardashians “Anime-Inspired” Shoot for Richardson Mag (2018)
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@MeganBitchell extreme jerk off motion moment
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@metalgearobama I think they should let him have some crack. He’s so happy with it.
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@bitingchild
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3 years
I never intended on going to college and now I'lll be there for five years!!!!1
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@bitingchild
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@queasy_f_bby I can’t say it here the hoes might get scared
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@bitingchild
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3 years
i just know this was the best cig of his life right there
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@bitingchild
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when i was eight i watched this kid collin carve a swastika into a desk and i asked him if he knew what it meant and he said “south park” and i was like “oh cool that’s fine then” and if anyone else from ms martin’s class remembers that if im ever famous im so fucked
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@bitingchild
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3 years
let me tell you something about respecting women, as a radiohead reddit moderator..
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3 years
i hope you have.... a very merry christmas
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birthday walk! birthday walk! birthday walk!
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@bitingchild
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@saintknives i don’t condone it, but it’s actually easier to kill people than do a performative video like this
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@bitingchild
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4 years
@annakhachiyan do you guys need an assistant in the near future? i graduate soon and have experience sending out t-shirts in the stupid polymailers and im really good at it, you can ask my current boss. please get me the fuck out of michigan i will run and get you guys coffees too.
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@bitingchild
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3 years
my beautiful @fyodorsologub art is here today 🥺❤️
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@clay_png you don’t look like him!!!! stop it!!!!!!!! i don’t know you but stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@bitingchild
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11 months
You know the guy who nuked Hiroshima? He fucked. Yeah dude. He fucked naked.
@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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Christopher Nolan says the love story aspect “is as strong as I’ve ever done” in ‘OPPENHEIMER.’ The film features prolonged full nudity for Cillian Murphy and Florence Pugh, who plays Oppenheimer’s ex-fiancee, as well as sex. ()
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3 years
i love this. i’ve seen this 10 times today.
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4 years
bernie sanders is kind of like that friend that is constantly embarrassing himself and you’re like “okay but he’s actually kind of cool”
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@bitingchild
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4 years
if i make a sims house do you want to be in it you can’t get mad if i kill you
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1 year
@lmNOTcatholic I’ve had too many near death experiences to have this kind of thought processing
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@bitingchild
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3 years
I’m moving out of my hometown tomorrow ❤️🙏😘🥰🥵😹💋🐒
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this is carmela soprano if she left tony and the catholic church
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@bitingchild
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This is what a semi-finalist looks like according to a screenplay festival
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I’m 25 now btw
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happy valentine’s to my boyfriend who i put in this shirt as a treat
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@bestofpugh her face thru the entirety of lady macbeth
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@bitingchild
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7 months
oh great googily moogily my god is she beautiful
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@bitingchild
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10 months
Uh siri…. Postpone my suicide. I found something to live for
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@bitingchild
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3 years
it’s that time of the year where everyone’s wanting to take the autistic kid to prom and for four years my brother said no to some of the most popular girls all to maintain the “no free clout” rule. salute.
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@bitingchild
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3 years
welcome to the world accident ❤️ born 12:28 pm 4/14/21
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@bitingchild
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4 years
are ya winning son?
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Happy birthday to this future president.
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@bitingchild
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@PKhakpour harry styles is going to wear these and everyone is going to lose their fucking minds
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3 years
sopranos episode where aj keeps racking up a hefty bill on the credit card so tony figures out what only fans is. tony has a panic attack in the mcdonald’s drive thru during a dream sequence where melfi is a bathtub twitch streamer girl.
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@MeganBitchell Four star killers of the flower moon…. five star WITH rewatch Freddy got fingered…….. inspired
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@bitingchild
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3 years
this morning my son came up to me with tears in his eyes. i asked him “jaedin, why are you so upset?” he wiped his eyes and said “momma.... we finally have a president that eats ice cream messy like me”. i burst into tears myself. biden really is the president for everyone.
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@bitingchild
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just lied and told the janitor i had a nose bleed and that’s why i was running to the bathroom. not the truth, which is that i just pounded a triple cold brew that maybe didn’t have the coconut milk i paid for
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@bitingchild
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3 years
i hate when characters in movies have a lovely loss of virginity because my hymen busted when i fell on my deck when i was 12 years old an hour before before i had to try on bridesmaid dresses for three hours at a david’s bridal in allen park, michigan (also bruised my tailbone)
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@bitingchild
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3 years
happy birthday to the gentleman of acting and the suavest man alive
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getting big and strong (four push ups now, used to be three but i started eating protein bars)
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@bitingchild
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i’m listening to anthems for a seventeen year old girl on repeat as cope but bright side i found my fav lipstick
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this is now a food diary twitter
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insane day for brunettes with upset tummies
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@bitingchild
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3 years
if you followed me before i started dating my boyfriend and you know my boyfriend and you know how i used to be on here before i started dating my boyfriend and i’m now a real tangible person to you, do not bring up how i used to be before i dated my boyfriend i wasnt real person
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@bitingchild
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1 year
This is going to go crazy at the farmers market
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8 months
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE 48%!!!! THEY DO NOT SPEAK FOR US!!!!!!!!
@DiscussingFilm
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A study claims that 48% of Gen Z feel that “sex and sexual content is not needed for the plot of most TV & movies.” 51.5% reportedly want to “see more content focused on friendships and platonic relationships.” (Source: )
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i love my boyfriend look at this thing
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I am a 70's baby. We walked over a mile without worry of being taken, we had to be home when the street lights came on. We played Atari, & Nintendo. We traveled in cars w/o seat belts or airbags. We ate the family dog. Copy and Re-post with a picture.
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@bitingchild
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3 years
ordered dunkin and eating gluten to feel something gm say it back
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goodnight gay straight alliance see you tomorrow
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i remember seeing my older cousins room and being like “i should have so much shit everywhere.”
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@saintknives i would simply dump marbles behind me as i did my crime
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3 years
finally used my little hair thingy that i got a year ago that only my mom uses because i never took it to school and now it’s big on tik tok so i’m like, okay fine. i’ll bite. and you know what? my hair looks okay.
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I’m so 🥹
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3 years
whoa spread the word
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3 years
the artist and the art
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3 years
oh a catholic president......... what am i supposed to do? send him a cookie basket? i’m watching evangelion shut the fuck up
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1 year
Happiest I felt all day
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3 years
no you can just do that when you have brown hair and bangs!
@externaljew
ANTHONY ZUCCARO
3 years
Women have been deprived of pockets for so long that they’ve evolved to this level of grip strength
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3 years
love to see pictures of everyone’s vax cards where the nurse who administered the shot has the bitchy girl handwriting
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3 years
Muppets babies x Seinfeld collab
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@bitingchild
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4 years
@lanastanczak lmao don’t you love how everyone’s like “let women make their own choices and be strong!” but god forbid women choose to be in a relationship with someone older or whatever? so fucked.
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@bitingchild
TCM enjoyer
3 years
i am being fucking serious when i tell you an indie girl film company milked me like a fucking moo moo cow for ideas, shit on me for sport, and then as soon as i quit... went with all of my ideas. feeling so rawed right now
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@bitingchild
TCM enjoyer
4 years
does any one want to talk about something weird a childhood friend did to your childhood bedroom? i’ll go first. in second grade my friend rachel came over and wrote “girltopia” in my closet, told me it was a land where girls could kiss each other and be free
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@bitingchild
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3 years
just another day of being an ally
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@bitingchild
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3 years
you’ll never believe what psychotic shit i just did on sims for the past three hours (i built a house)
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@bitingchild
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woke up bloated but not anymore women can do anything god bless
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