She was 29 years old raising two 14 year olds, trying to overcome alcoholism, daddy issues, and a lame ass situationship. Her only friend is fucking their boss and never has anything nice to say. The world is ending. But my god does she serve cunt.
@saintknives
the least harry could’ve done is like... buy ron a pair of shoes for christmas or his birthday. he doesn’t even get all of them presents but they give him a sweater every year
Brian Cox says he thinks the Bible is “one of the worst books ever”:
“It’s Adam and Eve, I mean the propaganda goes right the way back — the Bible is one of the worst books ever, for me, from my point of view. Because it starts with the idea that… out of Adam’s rib, this woman
i actually believe some of your therapists are saying some pinterest ass shit to you because my old therapist made me listen to fight song to help me cope and i started laughing until i sobbed
@hopes_burial
once he was selling a bunch of evangelion merch and i said i might’ve been interested and then realized i didn’t want him to have my address
when i was eight i watched this kid collin carve a swastika into a desk and i asked him if he knew what it meant and he said “south park” and i was like “oh cool that’s fine then” and if anyone else from ms martin’s class remembers that if im ever famous im so fucked
@annakhachiyan
do you guys need an assistant in the near future? i graduate soon and have experience sending out t-shirts in the stupid polymailers and im really good at it, you can ask my current boss. please get me the fuck out of michigan i will run and get you guys coffees too.
Christopher Nolan says the love story aspect “is as strong as I’ve ever done” in ‘OPPENHEIMER.’
The film features prolonged full nudity for Cillian Murphy and Florence Pugh, who plays Oppenheimer’s ex-fiancee, as well as sex.
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it’s that time of the year where everyone’s wanting to take the autistic kid to prom and for four years my brother said no to some of the most popular girls all to maintain the “no free clout” rule. salute.
sopranos episode where aj keeps racking up a hefty bill on the credit card so tony figures out what only fans is. tony has a panic attack in the mcdonald’s drive thru during a dream sequence where melfi is a bathtub twitch streamer girl.
this morning my son came up to me with tears in his eyes. i asked him “jaedin, why are you so upset?” he wiped his eyes and said “momma.... we finally have a president that eats ice cream messy like me”. i burst into tears myself. biden really is the president for everyone.
just lied and told the janitor i had a nose bleed and that’s why i was running to the bathroom. not the truth, which is that i just pounded a triple cold brew that maybe didn’t have the coconut milk i paid for
i hate when characters in movies have a lovely loss of virginity because my hymen busted when i fell on my deck when i was 12 years old an hour before before i had to try on bridesmaid dresses for three hours at a david’s bridal in allen park, michigan (also bruised my tailbone)
if you followed me before i started dating my boyfriend and you know my boyfriend and you know how i used to be on here before i started dating my boyfriend and i’m now a real tangible person to you, do not bring up how i used to be before i dated my boyfriend i wasnt real person
A study claims that 48% of Gen Z feel that “sex and sexual content is not needed for the plot of most TV & movies.”
51.5% reportedly want to “see more content focused on friendships and platonic relationships.”
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I am a 70's baby. We walked over a mile without worry of being taken, we had to be home when the street lights came on. We played Atari, & Nintendo. We traveled in cars w/o seat belts or airbags. We ate the family dog. Copy and Re-post with a picture.
finally used my little hair thingy that i got a year ago that only my mom uses because i never took it to school and now it’s big on tik tok so i’m like, okay fine. i’ll bite. and you know what? my hair looks okay.
@lanastanczak
lmao don’t you love how everyone’s like “let women make their own choices and be strong!” but god forbid women choose to be in a relationship with someone older or whatever? so fucked.
i am being fucking serious when i tell you an indie girl film company milked me like a fucking moo moo cow for ideas, shit on me for sport, and then as soon as i quit... went with all of my ideas. feeling so rawed right now
does any one want to talk about something weird a childhood friend did to your childhood bedroom? i’ll go first. in second grade my friend rachel came over and wrote “girltopia” in my closet, told me it was a land where girls could kiss each other and be free