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IDEAS Generator | Civil Engineer | Real Estate | CEO @Bolestica2 | Organizer @BoleBration & @CapitalPicnic

Abuja, Nigeria
Joined September 2013
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Today is a good day to go for Land Inspection. ⭕️ Summit Estate Guzape 2 selling out fast. 500sqm - ₦10M - FCDA RofO ⭕️ Summit Estate Kugbo Hills 500sqm - ₦8M - FCDA RofO ⭕️ Summit River Park Estate Airport Road 500sqm - ₦8M - FCDA RofO ⭕️ Summit Nile Estate Airport Road…
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@bishop_bisa
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Sabinus needs to be stopped at all cost! Cause what is this video? 😂🤣😂
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@bishop_bisa
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Listen to how she overcame the relationship with a work husband before it ruined her marriage.
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Saw a video of a Pastors wife who said she started getting attached to her boss in the office cause he was caring and all... More like work husband kind of thing and almost slept with him. Don't know whether to share.
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@bishop_bisa
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God abeg oh... The way some people rude for this app ehn... Even this one wey be like spider sef dey ratio person 😭
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@bishop_bisa
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Lol, they're burying fish and you people are surprised? If you know the amount of stores and offices that have Cows and goats buried in them in this Abuja, you will understand that your 'impulse buying' is mostly influenced by external forces stronger than you. And there are…
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What's going on here??? 😳😳🤔
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@bishop_bisa
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Money is outside. Connections are outside. Your soulmate is outside. Weyrey, GO OUTSIDE today!
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@bishop_bisa
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You cannot overcome anything you hide from your partner
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@bishop_bisa
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2 years
It's a Yes.
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@bishop_bisa
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@prettylitlethug @LordShan_ The joke is on you though
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@bishop_bisa
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4 months
I live in Abuja, Of course I have to listen to "Hembelembe" every morning against my will when I enter taxi.
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Uncle Chidi
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I live in Abuja, of course i greet everyone in the taxi when I enter …
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@bishop_bisa
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So they Launched the Waterpark in Asokoro today and the place was packed full. Yes, that Waterpark that's charging 60k for adults and 40k for children 😂🤣 Nobody should tell me there's no money in this country.
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@bishop_bisa
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Man, you won't believe how God saved me last night. I got home exhausted, decided to pre-cook beans on my hot plate, and then I knocked out. I just remembered now that I left something on the fire and rushed into the kitchen 👇🏽 They seized power at 5am. Na Bachelor life I blame.
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@bishop_bisa
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2 months
@Ashibabon Please help me send this video to her. Share her response please I beg you.
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@bishop_bisa
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@cctvidiots Watch how she tried turning it and using her gender against him.
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@bishop_bisa
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What is this soundtrack? 😂🤣
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@bishop_bisa
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@Xandyy_Jay Just because you're not a disciplined or honest person, doesn't mean everyone else is like you.
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@bishop_bisa
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@Blisssonn Nobody is impermeable to care.
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@bishop_bisa
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@iamnasboi Nasboi, abeg wetin you tell Speedy wey e gree join your video? 😂
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@bishop_bisa
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3 years
It's Official. I NEED A GIRLFRIEND. Location: Abuja Just have sense. Not a Jobless person please, at least have something doing even if it's your own biz. Sense is the most important. It'll be a gradual process. DM if interested.
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@bishop_bisa
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4 months
@Wizarab10 "Nobody makes love to another man's babe. You devour her raw!" Facts!
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@bishop_bisa
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2 months
This is the best Yogurt I've tasted in a while. Finished in 1 gulp.
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@bishop_bisa
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@mehreeee Unrelated: but women many times don't even have any idea the sacrifices men make for them in relationships. Just imagine how many people he will have to carry to make that 2k. All we want most times is to see the happiness on our partners face and feel appreciated.
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@bishop_bisa
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Watch this and you'd be smiling all morning 😂 Pick a team you support before you start.
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@bishop_bisa
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01-06-2022 Happy Birthday to me 😁
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@bishop_bisa
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@historyinmemes What an amazing ad. The person that thought of this is a genius
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@bishop_bisa
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3 years
How 'I' Started How 'we' are going It's one year today since I started @Bolestica2 and today I'm full of gratitude! Trust me it's been on long journey full of mistakes, learning and relearning. Today I choose to thank God. #Bolestica1year #Bolestica #AbujaTwitterCommunity
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@bishop_bisa
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In this Abuja, if you see how and where they casually close deals in hundreds of millions, you'd be shocked. Men will sit over shayi and Suya under one tree, and be discussing a deal of 2.5billion naira 😂🤣
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@bishop_bisa
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Who dey allow these guys do comedy? 😂
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@bishop_bisa
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2 years
@potam1304 Even the Pikin dey look the shorts dey reason wetin e do to deserve this kind thing 😂🤣
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@instablog9ja Harvested as per corn that he is? 😂
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@bishop_bisa
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@DStvNg Even the Amapiano they don't have 😩 I'm sure even yansh they're claiming, our Ijaw girls have bigger one.
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@bishop_bisa
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@ace_namo_ She was just being honest. Yet some persons wey know the truth dey here dey talk rubbish
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@bishop_bisa
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@FreezinPaul @OneJoblessBoy Bro, where wetin you study abeg? E be like say you don dey wait for so long to express yourself in these words 😂
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@bishop_bisa
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2 months
Meals I made in February 😌
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@folastag
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Meals i made in February ‘24
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@bishop_bisa
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@__Laolu How is Flavor putting up with this inside the studio? 😂🤣
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@bishop_bisa
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@Sweetzce @engineerbolex Abeg who fit interpret? Cause this tweet is giving South Africa
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@bishop_bisa
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@preetyani Pressure ke? Are you beans?
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@bishop_bisa
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3 years
Come buy wetin I dey sell oh #AbujaTwitterCommunity
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@bishop_bisa
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@Wizarab10 Very correct. Yet in the Cs and Qs some persons are not being honest. Saying the guy was just being nice, weyrey wey wan knack 😂
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@bishop_bisa
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@thebrownthing1 Push the agenda weyrey 😂
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@Xandyy_Jay Lol. Don't even go there
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@bishop_bisa
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@Wizarab10 I moved to Abuja about 4yrs ago and started using "toh" in my sentences and that is influenced by how Abuja people talk. Those in the UK should no be shamed for picking the culture. This one no follow big man.
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@bishop_bisa
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@instablog9ja See the full video of what Akpororo said. But you people with your madness will want to push agenda. Anything for engagements. The guy was talking about the failed Nigerian system but make them drag am.
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@bishop_bisa
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@Mitch_TCG @_Eddieee321 The way Timaya shift em leg make them no bite am 😂
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@bishop_bisa
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5 months
@findingmalo Well, unfortunately life doesn't make excuses for you. It's our responsibility to identify traits we took from our upbringing that are not healthy and fix them. No one will put up with them just because "it's not our fault"
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@bishop_bisa
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And I passed my Bar finals 😭🙌🏽 I was so scared to check. All the sleepless nights are finally worth it. Call me The Law!
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@bishop_bisa
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@chisomincrease You're very correct. I didn't want to say this.
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@bishop_bisa
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@instablog9ja Making people happy is good business
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@bishop_bisa
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2 years
Hello guys, please I'm trying out this new packaging for my BOLE, SAUCE & FISH. This idea is so the package can be easily held and moved around with while eating with fork. I want to know what you think about it please 🙏🏽 Video in the thread.
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@bishop_bisa
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@Kryptoknighht @AhanotuIkenna What did you smoke this morning bro? 😂
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@bishop_bisa
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@DonCorleANN @iamrenike You go just settle down write nonsense
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@bishop_bisa
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Requirements to take someone out.
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@bishop_bisa
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@IamNdodana You're not bright at all.
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@bishop_bisa
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@omo_igboo @gani_jonathan Maybe, just maybe your own talent is that you sound like a goat.
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@bishop_bisa
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@daisy_ogeh The truth in this... You'd be surprised how much a change in circle can bring into your life while doing the same thing.
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@bishop_bisa
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@eyitayojay For context 😭😂
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@bishop_bisa
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@Kestim_ Boss don cook wetin only mature minds fit chop 😂
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@bishop_bisa
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+1 🎉🎁🎂 Here's to growth. Happy Birthday to me.
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@bishop_bisa
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2 years
Today being my birthday, I want to sell 100 plates of this. It's #1 ,500 only We can buy for traffic Wardens, those guys that load vehicles at junctions & roadside sellers. 🙏🏽 You can also buy for your friends 🙏🏽 1017696134 Zenith Bank Bolestica Foods #AbujaTwitterCommunity
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@bishop_bisa
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Yes Doc, thank you for this. I started making Bole(Roasted Plantain) from one corner in my house and I was doing home and office deliveries. But I have gotten a place Opposite Wuse Market. Might not be the best but I am making progress. Customers can now pick up and even eat out.
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@DrJoeAbah
Dr Joe Abah, OON
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Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with all your might and try and become the best at it...even when it is not what you ultimately want to do. Striving to do everything well evolves into a culture of dedication and excellence that you will become known for. It will help you.
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@bishop_bisa
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@dammiedammie35 After fornicating through the night, una dey do morning devotion?
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@bishop_bisa
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Good morning Abuja. Bole and Whole Cat fish is available for #2 ,500 only + FREE COKE. Send the person you love lunch today and let's have it delivered to them. Whatsapp: 09056258550 #Bolestica #AbujaTwitterCommunity
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@bishop_bisa
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Saw a video of a Pastors wife who said she started getting attached to her boss in the office cause he was caring and all... More like work husband kind of thing and almost slept with him. Don't know whether to share.
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@bishop_bisa
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Gradually taking shape...
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@bishop_bisa
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Happy POP to me. The Labour market will Favour me IJN.
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@bishop_bisa
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@Gracie_oguns Thank you for giving me your kidney last week. You're my hero.
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@bishop_bisa
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1 year
Edo state about to push on 1.5million votes for Labour Party. I too like Edo, everybody there na Political Thug, if you say your head dey hot, them go show you shege 😂
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@bishop_bisa
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My container 😂 Good morning people of the Buj.
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@bishop_bisa
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@KidBold 😂🤣 because tell my why someone will say "they think it's by having good leaders"? Why?!
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@bishop_bisa
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Between now and mid next year I should have at least 50 staff on my payroll. I'll come back to this tweet. 🙏🏽
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@bishop_bisa
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@Wizarab10 Feminists go dey cry for their coven now like this. Tears go don turn to flood 😂🤣
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@bishop_bisa
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@MrWalexzy 😂🤣 The way he brought out the chicken from his pocket 😂
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@bishop_bisa
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Lol, many of you are very funny Sha. I clearly said "you don't need to believe in spiritual things, I'm not trying to convince or argue with you" yet you're still trying to start an argument. For this town wey even bank managers dey bury cow for front of bank? Some of your…
@bishop_bisa
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Lol, they're burying fish and you people are surprised? If you know the amount of stores and offices that have Cows and goats buried in them in this Abuja, you will understand that your 'impulse buying' is mostly influenced by external forces stronger than you. And there are…
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@bishop_bisa
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@HassanSZNN Nah! You see us as Nigerians? We have no shame. If only we had good leaders, no country will come close to us 😂🤣
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@bishop_bisa
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@Wizarab10 Hold her. Don't let her escape oh
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@bishop_bisa
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@UnclePamilerin Having to do a billboard for your family and the graphics designer could not just settle down to write your message correctly is crazy. I mean, that's the only job he/she had to do. 🤦🏽‍♂️
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@bishop_bisa
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You people immediately move on after a breakup? How na? Me that after my last breakup I hated iMessenger because na there we been dey chat. Had to change the notification tone because it always brought memories. If you can easily move on after a break up, you never loved them.
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@bishop_bisa
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My Sunday morning. See this view 😍
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@bishop_bisa
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11 months
Picnic This Sunday 3pm. What will you bring? Comment and I will DM you. 📌Abuja 📅 04/06/2023 #AbujaTwitterCommunity
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@bishop_bisa
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3 years
Thank you #AbujaTwitterCommunity for supporting and standing by me! Thank you for supporting #BoleBration Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!
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@bishop_bisa
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This subject of using jazz on people is inexhaustible. It ranges from businesses to corporate organizations, music artists, politics, government, market women, civil servants, military, actors, entertainment etc. If you know the level of spiritual activities that civil servants…
@bishop_bisa
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Lol, they're burying fish and you people are surprised? If you know the amount of stores and offices that have Cows and goats buried in them in this Abuja, you will understand that your 'impulse buying' is mostly influenced by external forces stronger than you. And there are…
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@bishop_bisa
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Bro! We are global now! I was just featured on @CGTNGlobalBiz news! I can't keep calm! 😭🙌🏽 #BoleBration is now Global!
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@bishop_bisa
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@UnkleAyo The way my eyes popped reading this 😭
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@bishop_bisa
CAPITAL GUY
1 year
Hello Amanda, I can see you're good at catching fishes, but has anyone caught you? If no, allow me set a net at a date for you. Best believe I will not dry you like the second frame but let you remain fresh and free like 3rd Frame. What you say?
@natural_ama
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This is me! This is what I do
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@bishop_bisa
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I've not told you people how this guy came through for me during my wedding. I told him my budget for our cake was 100k and he made us a cake worth 250k as support for my wedding. He's a good man, my wife and I strongly recommend him.
@McDaniels_Cakes
APROKO BAKER
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This !!! Wedding cake pre-setup... If you're getting married soon in Abuja or you know someone who needs a wedding cake vendor, please I'm your reliable plug.. 🙏🙏 Don't play !! I DEY DELIVER !! 💯💯 09035215146... My DM is also available for orders and inquiry.. Please RT
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@bishop_bisa
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She said yes guys. We have a wedding to plan.
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@bishop_bisa
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If no be Partiality, why only one man go get all this hair still fine like this? 😒
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@bishop_bisa
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@Wizarab10 Back in school one of my neighbors said she wasn't feeling well and can't stay alone at her place so she wanted to stay at mines, my roommate wasn't around so no ish. She slept and I left her and slept off. By morning she told everyone that cared to listen that I was gay. That…
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Hi, I see you're from Delta State, me too. I saw you like trucks from your media, I'm crazy about trucks as well. Don't mind me, I don't usually burn beans like this, but if burning beans will bring you to me, then I will burn the whole kitchen. You single?
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@bishop_bisa
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Talking with my married friends today, I realized some of my break ups were actually my fault, I meant well but my approach to things was wrong. I should have been more tolerant as it's more important than being right. Not my last babe though, that one was a witch!
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@bishop_bisa
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1 year
When I met my wife, she was being overworked at her former job, I asked her to quit and encouraged her to start her dream company. I knew it wouldn't be easy and I helped her arrange the biz plan and I was her first investor. Today she has over 30 staff & is doing well.
@ms___dale
𝔏𝔲𝔰𝔥 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔣𝔲𝔪𝔢 𝔭𝔩𝔲𝔤🫧
1 year
I suffered as a 9-5er, I couldn’t be in a stable relationship coz my life was messy & I only cared about work. The pay wasn’t great neither. When I met my husband and he heard how much I was earning, baba say, “quit, I’d pay you twice the salary till you get another job”.Well…
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@bishop_bisa
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It wasn't easy but God did. I want to thank everyone for seeing me through. Proud Kogi corper. 😁
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@bishop_bisa
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I said let me try if I'll not burn something this night. 🤧 Next year will not pass with me remaining a bachelor Sha.
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@bishop_bisa
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@iOhJay @official_demmy @BrightCyprian Boss, thanks for the lift you gave me to Canada last week in your private jet. I got the deal all thanks to you.
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