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biscuitmyhamster

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he does not know about his internet fame

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biscuitmyhamster

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is your boba really worth it

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the beast is craving human flesh

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We’re at the vet and she’s filled with so much anger and hatred

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43 grams of pure hamster

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evil grin

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I asked her to hold the sign for two seconds

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biscuitmyhamster

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i told him how boba is really made. he was not happy

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So she ended up embarrassing me and punching the vet as I predicted

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he’s going to cry

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he can read so be nice

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Mf got scared from his own reflection

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biscuit is the cutest hamster

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i dont understand how a hamster can look so evil while eating

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She did not like the sign

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2 years

retweet to pet this creature immediately

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1 year

This gem came from Instagram but I feel like it deserves to be featured on the braindead bird app page

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I feel so bad now, I didn’t expect her to look up at it

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i’m so happy i got this high quality shot of him for his linkedin profile

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2 years

ball no legs

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go crazy ahehhahehhr go stupid ahehehdhshrhdhs go crazy go stupid shieiedbbshatratat

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1 year

Oughhh

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2 years

I like how professional examinations for hamsters involves the vet squeezing the life force out of them 😭

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hands together, very serious

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controversial but he has a point

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ratio

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A distinguished businessham ready for his flight

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Biscuit doesn’t know how to drink water, he just likes licking the glass

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my hamster, unable to read, thinking she received a nice dm

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normalize looking like you’re on the verge of tears

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fun fact: hamsters blink one eye at a time because they’re prey animals (real)

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1 plum long

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most hateful creature in this world

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Guys I think she feels guilty

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A lot of anger for something that lives in a coconut

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i demand answers

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Life with two fatass hamsters

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she’s a natural at this stare

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there’s no escape

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he looks so fucking guilty all the time

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i’m glad phones exist so i can easily record and share proof that this creature really exists

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Go crazy

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my favorite thing about my hamster is that he runs like a cartoon character

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She is so angry all the time

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his crime list

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1 year

The beast has been summoned

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I accidentally recorded her attack in slow motion 🗿

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1 year

Twitter help me out. If I change my hamster’s water dish while she’s awake, she will hear it and attack me. If I wait until she’s asleep, she has super hearing and will wake up GRUMPY and attack me anyway. What do I do?!

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i don’t think he took it well

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Screw bottle flipping, look at this hamster flip his top hat

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hold hamster gently like baby

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1 year

Watch what happens when I take her food

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she demands treats

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he doesn’t know he was turned into a marketable plushie

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Can’t believe my mom

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My vet clinic let me choose my hamster’s picture and description

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She punched me

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Sacrificing my fingers to the cute bear

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my two most controversial posts

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Sand is fun!

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i see a hint of regret in her eyes

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As necessary as vet visits are for pets, I feel so bad he was on the verge of tears

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1 year

Do people want to see the behind the scenes videos at the vet? I’m not sure 🤔 but you can have them anyway

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i cant even change her water in peace 😔

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AHHHHHHH

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he’s so tiny that i weigh him on a jewelry scale

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i wish i could tell biscuit he got 10 million likes in a week for having boba eyes

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The eye extraction has begun

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my hamster’s coping mechanism is to sleep during stressful situations

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he escaped brazil

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same energy

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hold hamster gently like ice cream cone

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Holding hands

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Kicking his problems away

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