Dating is so hard now. Everyone is on guard. A whole competition. Who calls first. Who is less mushy. Act like you donโt really need them so they donโt get too comfortable. Etc. you canโt just be yourself? very stressful.
The first day I talked to my husband. We spoke for 7 hours, laughing our asses off more than half the time. 3am, he walked me to the gate of my hostel. Walking backwards, he said, "Sally, I'll marry you!"
I laughed but broke up with my boyfriend hours later.
Lmao I just saw a picture of a newly wed couple. The guy looks exactly like my friendโs husband. Lmao my heart was racing and almost immediately my friend sends me the same picture โlami mo ro pe Oko mi ni, mo koko bo wig mi Danuโ ๐๐๐๐ men will not kill us
Iโm very okay being the villain in anybodyโs story. I donโt care anymore. All the people that have been bad to me, nothing do them. Make everybody getat
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My husband and I did long-distance for nearly 10 months. Across continents and time zones.
We got married this July and neither of us cheated.
So please, dead that narrative.
racists are racists. itโs not because your currency recently lost value. they do not care about alladat. theyโll always see you as lesser than them
Male friendships ๐ค๐พ dumping on your girlfriend about how shitty your friends are but shinning teeth with them while watching football like a coward
most annoying thing about period mood swings is sometimes it clicks that this isnโt you, itโs just the visiting lady but even that realization doesnโt take the swinging away ๐ like hello?
Men are scum but the bike man ๐ฉโค๏ธ he legit parked, offered me his face cap, went to pick the wig and even tried to wear it for me ๐ฉ๐ญโค๏ธ
Everyone is so guarded up. Itโs why we keep seeing statements like love is not enough etc etc.
When youโre busy doing mental gymnastics how will it be enough?
when theyโre tired of the whole talking everyday and yโall just trying to keep up appearances.
hey, did you sleep well: 12:45pm
hi, yes thanks: 3:47pm
howโs your day going: 7:45pm
itโs okay: 10:28pm
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I wanted to study law so bad. Didnโt get in (fck Unilag). Next attempt I had to choose between English in Ui and Mass communication in Lasu as I got admission for both. Settled for English because I mean itโs UI. Look at me now, mixing black soap.
I literally have to cater for everyone around me. Everyone only needs me for one thing or another. But no one asks how I am, what I need or what Iโm going through. I also want to be catered for or at least get to worry about just myself. I need a break
kid will get picked on and still get home to mummy saying โyou too you sat down there you cannot slap your own backโ ๐
child that is hurting btw
Easier to get your money up when your family is well to do. They donโt necessarily have to pump out money for you but atleast youโre not expected to carry everyoneโs responsibility. You focus on you.
Why are married men so useless? My sister went to retrieve her line at Mtn office ishaga And the animal that attended to her passed her a note โcan you go to clubโ he literally had her waec ID card that had her fucking age. She is 15 ffs. Are you people possessed?
Yaaaaaaay Mike has managed to make it to the final of Big Brother Nigeria. Wowwwwww. So proud of him. Big thank you to all those who voted and supported my husband itโs means so much. .
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#teammike
#manlikemike
#bbnaija
Never make sacrifices for a man. by the time you say, โlook what Iโve done for you, โ itโs too late. they never remember. And the day you begin to retaliate, they never forget. - Sefi Atta
BREAKING: Wizkidโs โMade in Lagosโ re-enters the Billboard World Albums Chart at
#15
, 3 years after release.
โ It extends the African record at 132 WEEKS.
Pastor Bolaji said the main reason why you people have problems in your marriage/relationship is because youโre always repressing your anger and one day youโll just blow up on something very little. Speak uppppp. Say it. Talk about it.