Homabumbum @perfectioncraze Twitter profile

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Homabumbum

2 months

Need you guys to follow (@/the_february_stylist) on IG, please. It’s my sister’s business page and I want her to blow. 🥺 The only media there is of me, so that’s a special treat for you. 😘

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Homabumbum

@perfectioncraze

3 years

Nobody: Nigerians when a couple does a choreographed dance at their wedding: marry your best friend o 👏👏👏👏.

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@perfectioncraze

2 months

Be wicked to men every chance you get. If they ask you why, tell them I sent you.

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@perfectioncraze

4 years

next time you want to fight that [Nigerian] women belong in the kitchen, remember October 2020.

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@perfectioncraze

7 months

Women getting killed by their partners is really scary shit. Because it’s the worst kind of betrayal, and no level of “carefulness” could have saved them. You literally cannot see it coming.

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@perfectioncraze

4 months

This is interesting because on the other hand, men swear that broke men never find love because every woman is a gold digger 😂😂

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@PhiloeEsq

4 months

Nothing you people hate more than a not-rich man being properly loved by his woman. In your brain, he’s not deserving.

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@perfectioncraze

2 years

You people are funny. Is money easy to make in Nigeria? Why should I be ashamed that I don’t have it? You do you have it?

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@perfectioncraze

6 months

Yoruba men are special.

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

why not be slim thicc by yourself if it’s so important to you?

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@Shubomiii_

3 years

Please be slim thicc. Whatever you do, just be slim thicc.

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@perfectioncraze

4 months

Waking up at 4am to cook for a man that allowed you come and ask for a fridge on social media is wild.

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@perfectioncraze

4 years

I want to eat your bumbum. 🤤🤤🤤

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

Woman: says she was (sexually) assaulted Men: where is your proof? Woman: films the assault as proof Men: how dare you film someone without their consent?

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@perfectioncraze

4 years

23 on 23rd. ❤❤ Happy Birthday, Ukwu Venza 1 of the Libra kingdom. 😂😂😂

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@perfectioncraze

5 years

So i uploaded this picture of my younger sister who's a fresher at the university. See what my mother said 😭😭

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@perfectioncraze

4 months

Honestly won’t even be mad if anybody decides to cut me off now, I’ve had quite the year and I’m still struggling. It’s okay if I’m no longer able to meet your needs and you want out.

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@perfectioncraze

9 months

The way my body looks forward to seeing someone I really like, it’s crazy.

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@perfectioncraze

2 years

I think it’s quite rude to post matching pajamas pictures with your wife when your girlfriend is on the same TL. Have some respect, please.

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@perfectioncraze

2 years

unashamedly soft men. >>>>>>

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@perfectioncraze

2 years

Is he even a Nigerian man if he hasn’t promised you something unprovoked and later disappears into thin air?

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

the ones that shock me are men who say “is it because I was honest with you about my intentions? what if I had lied?” when you refuse to have sex with them. That you’re allowed to say all you want is sex doesn’t mean you must get it. vagina is not a reward for honesty.

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Homabumbum

@perfectioncraze

3 years

Lol. Feelings don’t give a shit about labels.

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@domiiniion

3 years

😭imagine being up at night thinking about someone who you’re not exclusive with. Godforbid

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@perfectioncraze

9 months

Me after riding for 30 seconds:

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@iamrenike

9 months

It’s okay to be tired. It’s okay to rest.

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@perfectioncraze

5 months

Hate it when someone keeps claiming to like me but I don’t feel special.

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@perfectioncraze

5 months

The things we fight about on Twitter makes me wonder if adulting is different for everyone.

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@ily2Chris

5 months

"Real ones did primary 6" baba you were just slow 😂😂

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

Please, if I’ve fucked your friend or someone you know before, you’re allowed to still move to me. I know it’s early but I feel like clearing the air on that.

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

That girlfriend allowance thing is the one I want to experience before I die.

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@perfectioncraze

5 months

Tbh, it’s not always about knowing when to go home. Men lie a lot. Men rarely say what they’re really thinking/feeling.

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5 months

It’s important to know when to go home cause imagine coming online to read this.

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@perfectioncraze

7 months

Men say “I’m sorry” but never change. Next thing they’re complaining that you complain too much, so now you’re the bad guy in the story.

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@perfectioncraze

1 year

A man opened his mouth to ask for pounded yam, but Uber is where we should draw the line. 💀💀

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

Me when a man asks me what I want after liking 10 of his tweets in succession:

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@perfectioncraze

11 months

Hilda’s very impressive feat has been watered down to “it’s not by yansh”. God forbid Nigerians.

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

doctors trying to be “medical influencers” on this app are worrisome.

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@perfectioncraze

5 years

Jesus you yove me too much ooo. Jesus oooo, Jesus oooo 😍😍

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@perfectioncraze

1 year

Lagos big boys and Lagos big girls try to signal wealth on this TL every other day, but whenever there’s drama about Uber fares or splitting bills, it’s from them.

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@perfectioncraze

1 year

Then they’ll come and ask us “what was the pastor supposed to do?”

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1 year

So Sanwoolu will win and go and do thanksgiving in church?

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Homabumbum

@perfectioncraze

4 years

Lol. Nigerian men have too much free time when it's time to toast you. Once you agree, they start going through financial, spiritual, emotional, physical and other forms of crisis that can't let them pick call or reply text.

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@perfectioncraze

4 months

I hope we can all agree today that if you’re a single man and nobody likes you, it’s not because you’re broke, you just have bad character. Women are not the cause of your problems.

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

saving all the money my daddy gives me for this man’s birthday. E go loud. One or two boxers, maybe socks and I’ll throw in bic biro if I’m in a good mood.

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

I tweet for the women that haven’t even kissed this year. We are going through it, sisters 😞😔

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

best thing about this thread is that women have so much self awareness and admit they still need a bit or a lot of learning/unlearning.

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@Doreenglm

3 years

What is your internalized misogyny?

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@perfectioncraze

4 years

AYOMIDE TAIWO. 20 years old fashion designer. Attacked by Police in Osun state. Died 6 days later after slipping into coma! SAY HIS NAME!! 🕯🕯 #EndSARS

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@perfectioncraze

9 months

@adaeze_av 😭😭 he called your employer out.

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@perfectioncraze

4 months

You people really think women that tweet “out of pocket” things end up with men that give a fuck about what Twitter thinks about their women. 💀

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@perfectioncraze

2 years

no face, no case. 🤭

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@perfectioncraze

5 months

I understand the need for companionship, I completely do and I feel it sometimes too. I will just always have reservations about needing it so desperately that everything else in your life is no longer enough.

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@perfectioncraze

2 months

I get so turned on when a man deliberately and consistently makes my life easier. Nothing keeps me happy and satisfied like it.

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@perfectioncraze

11 months

I also lose nothing from doing it.

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@perfectioncraze

1 year

Please, if you have no romantic bone in you, don’t even imagine moving to me. I’m on my knees. 🙏

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@perfectioncraze

5 years

saying she acts that way because she's 19 is almost justifying nonsense based on age. I was 19 three years ago and I didn't ruin anybody's life for fun.

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@perfectioncraze

6 months

The married men should come and post the other half

XY #PochOut

@47_XY_

6 months

Half & half screenshots

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@perfectioncraze

5 months

Wahaleux

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

Lmao. The other annoying ones are the ones that say this when the couple does one weird, high school-like handshake that nobody understands 😂😂

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

Loved these. 🥺🥺❤️

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@perfectioncraze

4 years

We are wearing khaki this week 😭😭 what did i do to deserve this bondage wrapped in NYSC?

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

24 on 23rd cuz I stay one step ahead. Ọmọ tó dùn. 🎉🎉 (the highlight of my day would probably be using this caption. 😂😂)

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

I think I might be pregnant, please DM me if we’ve had sex this year. I can’t remember all of you.

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@perfectioncraze

5 months

You don’t want to post your partner but you want to do “me and mine” by force. Now it’s you and the back of his head we are seeing. Let’s be acting our respective ages, please.

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@perfectioncraze

2 years

Men will tell you “you don’t need to pack much” when they ask you to come over. Next thing they’re on Twitter crying that somebody is stealing their clothes. Should I be naked before?

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

I’m sad Men: take penis. I’m broke. Men: take penis. I need a job. Men: take penis. I’m stressed. Men: take penis.

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@perfectioncraze

2 months

As a first daughter that’s lazy and stress aversive, acts of service is really one way to get me

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@perfectioncraze

4 years

Lagos has an unnecessary classism problem, both online and offline.

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

Up FemCo. 😁😁❤️

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@perfectioncraze

1 year

Have I been meeting goats then?

Dupe This, Dupe That

@ModupePls

1 year

Men love buying wigs lmao

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@perfectioncraze

10 months

The interesting thing about this is that men will not tell you that they don’t want, so you can channel all that energy elsewhere. Just string you along while crying

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@Hxg00

10 months

Unless you like her a lot too, the consistency and intensity of a babe that likes you is terrifying.

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@perfectioncraze

4 years

💀💀 so proud.

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Homabumbum

@perfectioncraze

4 years

ranting on twitter about how you messed up and how it made me feel is not me subbing you. it's an outlet, my outlet.

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@perfectioncraze

3 years

you people need to get it out of your head that because women have become more liberal and open minded sexually, then we will do it with anybody. That you’re honest about wanting to sleep with me doesn’t mean you will sleep with me.

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Homabumbum

@perfectioncraze

4 years

Lawyer now. ☺☺ Homaburuoma Nmegbu, Esq. (AICMC) (ANiCarb) (ACIARB, UK) #CallatoBar2019