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choomba

@beginanon

3 months

Customer Reviews:

severe engineer

@severeengineer

4 months

@beginanon immune to shaming choomba, god's horniest soul i'll fix you one day -severe engineer

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choomba

@beginanon

3 months

tough market

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@beginanon

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@beginanon

3 months

Gn

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@beginanon

9 months

Ohhh husbant, you forgot the trick. You panicked and gave a naive O(n²) imprementation. Now we are homeress

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@beginanon

9 months

@grimeskywalkers

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@beginanon

1 year

We're so back

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choomba

@beginanon

1 year

My hot take is that America is one of the least racist countries in the world, maybe ever

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choomba

@beginanon

10 months

Oh my god...it's only 460 lines...all in one file with no dependencies..

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@mallocmyheart

10 months

Karpathy + llama + c

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choomba

@beginanon

9 months

Okay guys, this is going to be a big sprint. Sarah, you're going to be finding the Kth largest element. How many points do you think? David, we've been getting pressure from customers about whether or not this substring is a palindrome. Can you have it done by end of day?

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choomba

@beginanon

3 months

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choomba

@beginanon

8 months

The game has been going for an hour now — everyone is hot, tired, and covered in bits of grass. You drew the short straw. The other men on your team build a shield wall around you as you get to the terrible task at hand. Right as you're about to finish the game, an opponent

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choomba

@beginanon

11 months

Software engineers are such pussies. While we changed from 'master' to 'main', a website called Masterclass has been teaching people how to run a plantation

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choomba

@beginanon

11 months

Karpathy was so right about vector databases. It took me less than 100 loc to whip up something decent, and the memory usage is negligible. np.array is all you need

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@beginanon

4 months

i got her a machine to help with her orange peeling disability and now shes in tears guys what did i do wrong

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choomba

@beginanon

10 months

@MarkovMagnifico The twitter crop made it sound like her bf is going on weekly dates with her mom

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choomba

@beginanon

9 months

Ohh husbant, Twitter ad revenue share can sustain our modest rifestyre

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choomba

@beginanon

1 year

Having a boat is the male equivalent of having large breasts. Girls just want to be silly and play around on it, maybe do a little coke on it

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@beginanon

1 year

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choomba

@beginanon

4 months

Male. East Asian. White or European. No disabilities. Not a veteran. I don't wish to answer. I don't wish to answer.

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choomba

@beginanon

9 months

Guys he found the infinite money loop

Daniel

@growing_daniel

9 months

Over 50% of deaths in Canada are the result of medically assisted suicide. This is why

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choomba

@beginanon

7 months

Mfw I finish the sprint early and I need product mommy to read me more stories

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choomba

@beginanon

11 months

I've decided. I'm going to quit my job and learn to code.

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choomba

@beginanon

9 months

Torturing my interviewer by saying "This is isn't the most efficient way, but we'll revisit it and refactor later" over and over again as I install more and more unrelated python libraries

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choomba

@beginanon

8 months

When you spend a few days living your life and forget the trick to LeetCode number 73616 and they take away your software engineering license

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choomba

@beginanon

7 months

I'm so glad I have a second Microsoft account

ATW 🪽

@autistrophywife

7 months

@beginanon why aren’t u ai generating product mommys

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choomba

@beginanon

11 months

Haskell is a psyop, an NSA recruiting tool used to identify people who love puzzles and hate money

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choomba

@beginanon

9 months

The ultimate LeetCode question

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choomba

@beginanon

1 year

Going to tell my kids that this is university

Andrej Karpathy

FAQ Q: How can I pay you? Do you have a Patreon or etc? A: As YouTube partner I do share in a small amount of the ad revenue on the videos, but I don't maintain any other extra payment channels. I...

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choomba

@beginanon

11 months

It's a tough job, but by God I'm willing to do it

eigenrobot

@eigenrobot

11 months

south korea is so fucked

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choomba

@beginanon

11 months

Vivid Void

@VividVoid_

11 months

gm

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choomba

@beginanon

10 months

@GarrettPetersen @madisommelier Strangely familiar

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choomba

@beginanon

6 months

He invites you over, and this is his bed. Ignoring your concerned remark, he turns and goes back to grinding Leetcode. Wyd?

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choomba

@beginanon

3 months

Meta engineers are working tirelessly to figure out why people are using one controller in their non-dominant hand

Nathie

@NathieVR

3 months

Meta will start collecting “anonymized” data about Quest headset usage. Info on hand/eye tracking, "physical environment," and more could be included.

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choomba

@beginanon

9 months

You guys probably thought that I was kidding

choomba

@beginanon

9 months

@honeykjoule I start every morning by writing my own hash map and merge sort. I can do it in 100 seconds flat now

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choomba

@beginanon

1 year

The year is 2025. Everyone recognizes that AGI is here because it successfully fixed PulseAudio. Sound on Linux is a dream come true. But then it starts adding more features to systemd

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choomba

@beginanon

9 months

I like LeetCode. No, I love LeetCode. Nothing makes me happier than getting good by solving LeetCode questions. I know all the tricks, and I remember every one. My only fear is that I might someday run out of LeetCode questions. You came up with a new LeetCode question? Can I

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choomba

@beginanon

9 months

"We root-caused the issue quicker than expected, we have bandwidth to pull some stuff from the backlog into this sprint."

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choomba

@beginanon

1 year

Wait, Adderall makes your dick smaller and you all still take it? How much dick are y'all working with??

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choomba

@beginanon

7 months

Bro just go talk to her. The worst she can say is ew

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choomba

@beginanon

3 months

when your ai gf finds out that you merged with a newer checkpoint

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choomba

@beginanon

8 months

This could be us but the captain is diverting all power to the main deflector

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choomba

@beginanon

6 months

I know that product mommies frequent this coffee shop because of the photogenic lighting and aesthetic. I didn't come here for caffeine and a change of environment. This is founder baby tryouts.

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choomba

@beginanon

8 months

Whoever bookmarked this is sicker than I am, know that.

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@beginanon

9 months

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choomba

@beginanon

2 months

turning the gym into a bakery the way i put this cake on display

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choomba

@beginanon

7 months

Having GPT4 describe manga panels and DALLE draw them just kinda works. Feels like we're getting close

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choomba

@beginanon

7 months

Update: I have been a bad Bing

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choomba

@beginanon

8 months

I feel your pain

Squee, Goblin Reformed

@caiuscorioles

8 months

i don’t want to study leetcode. i am a senior engineer. fuck

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choomba

@beginanon

1 year

You're laughing. Sam Altman just got a federal ban on Raspberry Pi's and you're laughing.

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@beginanon

1 year

@CurrentRevolt

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choomba

@beginanon

11 months

"Because I'm a stud, I'm ballsy. I use my GPU for any purpose I want. I don't have to hide my compute, like youuuu"

kache

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@exitperfect

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choomba

@beginanon

2 months

product mommies, protect your engineer from management like this and he'll be your KPI king

terminally onλine εngineer 🇺🇦

@tekbog

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he didn't break prod he was pushing code from first principles

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@beginanon

2 months

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@beginanon

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choomba

@beginanon

11 months

Me after blowing my ten millionth load, doubling the population of Korea and securing America's LCD screen supply chain for all time

eigenrobot

@eigenrobot

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south korea is so fucked

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choomba

@beginanon

9 months

I should move somewhere fun, with abundant nature, low crime, young people, and economic opportunity

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@beginanon

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choomba

@beginanon

8 months

It's not that simple, man. We talking about Python 2.7 or 3.8?

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guy who talks about accelerating all day but only skill is writing hello world in python

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choomba

@beginanon

8 months

Gn

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@beginanon

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@dotnetschizo

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@beginanon

5 months

standing on a street corner handing out flash drives with the weights

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choomba

@beginanon

8 months

"You won't always be going at it like rabbits" Actually I fully intend to be 70 years old, cash my 15 cent social security check, come home and kiss my wife on the neck, and then rail her until we reach the rated torque limit of her replacement hip

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choomba

@beginanon

8 months

The hiring manager when I slowly reveal that I have, in fact, memorized the trick to the problem

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choomba

@beginanon

11 months

I still don't know what e/λ is. I'm going to assume that you're all serverless nerds

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@beginanon

4 months

Gn 🥰🥰

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@beginanon

6 months

Making sure I use all of my health insurance benefits the week before I move

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choomba

@beginanon

8 months

"I could have this life, if I _________."

alka

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@beginanon how did a japanese mcdonald’s ad end up to be the wests achilles heel?

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@beginanon

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Greg Brockman

@gdb

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Announcing our partnership with Bain, with Coca-Cola Company as the first mutual client:

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@beginanon

7 months

Cyberpunk 2077 is optimistic, not dystopian. - The moon is colonized - Animal welfare solved (no animals) - Antibiotics so good that you can have surgery done safely in a bloodstained gamer chair

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@beginanon

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@monocromaleon

SankeyMATIC: Build a Sankey Diagram

Make beautiful flow diagrams. Export them as images or SVG.

sankeymatic.com

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choomba

@beginanon

10 months

@growing_daniel Jfc that's grim

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@beginanon

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brad

@yungbradpitt_

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to everyone saying their dad is number 1, my dads 6’6 and fucking jacked so you better pipe down and change that to a number 2 before things get serious. don’t be writing cheques ur old man can’t cash

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@beginanon

5 months

Product mommy when I write a buggy optimization instead of finishing the sprint

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@beginanon

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Gm

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@beginanon

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choomba

@beginanon

10 months

Tfw my 4090 isn't big enough to fine‐tune 13B/16-bit

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choomba

@beginanon

7 months

normal catholic girl

@marieprairiee

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apparently every girl is either fox pretty, cat pretty, deer pretty, or bunny pretty

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choomba

@beginanon

5 months

🎄🦀🎄🦀

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@dotnetschizo

5 months

merry christmas 🎄

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choomba

@beginanon

8 months

FUCK

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choomba

@beginanon

11 months

@telmudic Why tf is he undressing

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choomba

@beginanon

1 year

Who is working on something cool this weekend

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@beginanon

8 months

Titanium pelvis bf Synthetic cheeks gf

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@beginanon

1 month

Gm

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@beginanon

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@beginanon

6 months

You're not "in the zone", Dave, it's 10AM. Now get over here and tell the team what you accomplished this week

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@beginanon

1 year

Geohot raising for tinycorp as an Nvidia competitor. Based as fuck

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@beginanon

3 months

LuuLucrecia

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Even cyber trucks need to make Costco runs

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choomba

@beginanon

9 months

My eyes open, and I feel a wave of gratitude wash over me. I get to work on the most important, challenging problems known to man. This is what software engineering is all about. I'm so lucky. I'm so lucky. I'm so lucky.