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@tekbog

6 months

you know those services I refactored without filling a jira ticket?

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@tekbog

2 months

if mike tyson obliterates the zoomer we will enter a new age of wisdom and prosperity

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You still wanna f*** with me? #PaulTyson

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@tekbog

2 months

if i see someone with this cup id break their fucking head

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@tekbog

7 months

if your senior software engineer doesn't bring this vibe to work that's not your senior

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@tekbog

11 days

this is still one of the funniest things Apple has done for open source

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@tekbog

4 months

software engineer getting into ML and checking the data science's team repos full of jupyter notebooks

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@tekbog

1 month

xz backdoor code shipped with a good ol' LGTM

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@tekbog

2 months

>everyone leaving office >coworker asks why im staying >tell her im doing more machine learning stuff and need to study >she looks at my desk >asks if im also reading the book >say yes >she asks if im ever doing anything fun absolutely cooked never recovering from this

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@tekbog

28 days

if Mike Tyson kills the zoomer we will enter a new golden age of prosperity

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Jake Paul VS Mike Tyson Training

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@tekbog

1 month

introducing SCRUM in a marriage is crazy

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@benln

1 month

My wife and I use Notion religiously to manage our day-to-day life. Here's a screenshot of our set-up. I turned this into a template, let me know if you'd like to see it!

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@tekbog

3 months

software engineers will see this and say hell yeah

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@tekbog

2 months

men will post stuff like this then blow their brains off in a year

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@tekbog

3 months

has technology gone too far?

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@tekbog

8 months

We Abandoned Version Control and Saved Hundreds of Engineering Hours a Month. In the post below I will explain how you can directly deploy your code using FTP. No typescript, no cloud, no version control.

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@tekbog

5 months

we used to have one sys admin per team looking like this that would cook your infra in house now we have devops teams that only know how to move terraform files, increase the cloud bill and make the pipeline slower

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@tekbog

1 month

im not gonna say what language, what architecture and what code was that broke prod, we all know i can't say it it was a javascript microservice

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@tekbog

6 months

posting this picture on slack every time i close an issue

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@tekbog

8 months

mf really said im gonna fix the javascript ecosystem for web devs and did it a real 10xer

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@tekbog

28 days

building microservices

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@tekbog

2 months

>cracked director of engineering recommends me this code book >ask him if the book will help me pass leetcode FAANG interviews >he doesn't understand >explain him that i need to solve 4sum >he laughs and says it's a good book >look inside >anatomy of a flashlight

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@tekbog

4 months

it's just sending one json from one service to another how hard can it be?

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@tekbog

3 months

if ur backend software engineer doesn't look like this ur company ngmi

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@tekbog

4 months

vibe driven code review

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@tekbog

6 months

tech bros lost sama today potheads lost snoop dogg yesterday the vibe shift is real

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@tekbog

2 months

no documentation no confluence pages no jira tasks just you and the code

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@tekbog

2 months

this is how it feels to ship code on a friday with your junior software engineer by your side

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@tekbog

1 month

>devin is gonna automate your software engineer job buddy ive been trying to automate my job for years now and i keep making more jobs

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@tekbog

4 months

my project manager is cooking a whole ass cinematic universe out here wtf when am i supposed to write code?

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@tekbog

3 months

dudes will live like this and then inexplicably blow their brains out when they reach 40

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3 months

Gm

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@tekbog

3 months

haha print statements go brrr

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@tekbog

5 months

how jr software engineers with high agency look

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@tekbog

5 months

how i sleep after closing 0 jira tickets, ignoring a PR review and several slack DMs

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@tekbog

3 months

ive destroyed my life for way less

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@nycethancheese

3 months

dudes will destroy their lives over a girl who looks like this

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@tekbog

4 months

i haven't used a debugger in 2 years

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@tekbog

18 days

when you see 2 junior software engineers pair programming

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@tekbog

8 months

how i take all my decisions as a tech lead

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@tekbog

6 months

product mommy asking the new software engineer how come he only solved 3 tickets this sprint

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@tekbog

7 days

can't wait to have ChatGPT tell me my question is stupid and close the chat with a redirect link to an entire different problem from 2007

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7 days

We’re thrilled to announce we’re partnering with @OpenAI to bring best in class technical knowledge and the world’s most popular LLM models for AI development together! This groundbreaking partnership with OpenAI will drive our mission to empower the world to develop technology…

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@tekbog

10 months

what is Postman's moat? it's just a wrapper around curl

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@tekbog

1 month

a serverless WHAT?

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@tekbog

2 months

there is this fucking depressing quote by a swedish author "All these days that came and went, i did not know that they were life"

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@tekbog

3 months

yeah but imagine what he could have accomplished in an agile environment with a scrum master

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@romero

3 months

Final Fantasy 1 was programmed **in its entirety** by an Iranian coder -- the absolute legend, Nasir Gebelli. He used no source and programmed directly into a mini-assembler. Nasir also coded Final Fantasy 2 and 3. He came to the US for college.

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@tekbog

5 months

writing code feels good asf when u don't have a mf in your DMs asking to jump on a quick call

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@tekbog

6 months

@sama they gonna interview him with a leetcode hard

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@tekbog

2 months

watching the java dev add unnecessary layers of abstractions to the codebase

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@tekbog

3 months

uncle bob has played us for absolute fools

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@tekbog

1 month

rediscovering that im retarded today

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@tekbog

4 months

when you realize you are a personality hire

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@tekbog

2 months

quickest LGTM of my life right here bro im not checking 152 files and a +1222 lines of code added

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@tekbog

5 months

every software engineer after trying haskell

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@tekbog

2 months

when you tell the junior dev to not push chatGPT code without understanding it first and they look at you like

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@tekbog

2 months

this is how i ship untested code straight to prod

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@tekbog

2 months

scrum, agile, javascript frameworks changing every month, clean code, the jvm, leetcode grind and all for what? everything is broken, look at the state of the web - nobody has written good software in twenty fucking years

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@tekbog

1 month

this probably feels good asf as a repo

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FeelsGoodMan

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@tekbog

1 month

>ask coworker why he isn't using different data structures that will fit much better in this piece of code >he says he's dumb and lazy

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@tekbog

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what kind of PSYCOPATH designs an API to send back an HTML error with a 200 OK status response bro???

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@tekbog

2 months

just one more jira ticket just one more confluence page just one more doc just one more sync meeting just one more alignment just one more bro i swear we will be aligned and synced just one more please bro

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@tekbog

4 months

do NOT trust this man his entire app is a php file

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@tekbog

3 months

no amount of leetcode will prepare you for a "can u hop on a quick call"

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@tekbog

10 months

Linux wins again

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@tekbog

10 months

this is how python developers write code

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@tekbog

4 months

asked a staff sr software engineer if he has solved the bug that he's been working for the past year he said if he solved it he would be out of a job *writing it down* a lot to learn from seniors in this industry lads

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@tekbog

3 months

>write my own cache as a joke >it's getting deployed across the entire org

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@tekbog

3 months

how PMs listen to software engineers giving them 3 week deadline estimates for moving a button 5px

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@tekbog

2 months

>ask a question on slack or teams >now you are part of a recurrent weekly meeting

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@tekbog

1 month

any updates on that jira ticket?

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@tekbog

1 month

i have once again expressed an opinion and now i have several meetings to attend weekly

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@tekbog

3 months

every time i write a line of code in golang i thank rob pike for this every time i write if err != nil { return err } i think of his message

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@tekbog

3 months

did too many LGTMs and now i have to refactor the code i approved

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@tekbog

6 months

junior software engineer and a principal software engineer going to their FAANG office

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product mommy and software engineer at the beginning of the sprint vs product mommy and software engineer at the end of the sprint

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10 months

tech bro on adderall meeting finance bro on coke

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@tekbog

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husbant you spent your entire career learning new javascript frameworks.. now we are homeress..

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@tekbog

3 months

George: i was gooning right on the date with my vision pro Jerry Jerry: and she didn't say anything? George: i was prompting her questions to an LLM Jerry: you let ChatGPT be in control of your love life? George: i bought a custom date agent Jerry, ive been prompting all my…

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@tekbog

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if u never written the cursed words on paper you can not call yourself a wizard

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@tekbog

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watching the bug i wrote a few months ago take down prod on a friday

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@tekbog

3 months

>arrive at the FAANG office with zero intention to write code >it's full of people with zero intention of writing code

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@tekbog

2 months

the biggest white pill is everything around you is built by fellow humans, u can just learn whatever you want or need and build cool shit u can just do stuff

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*trying to impress her (she is a software engineer)* "I use vim btw" get absolutely obliterated h-how do we recover vim bros?

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@tekbog

5 months

dropped an absolute banger in the team's slack channel today

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@tekbog

3 months

how staff engineers act when their shitty technical decisions cost millions of dollars to the entire org

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@tekbog

3 months

ive never met a good software engineer who didn't have side projects to learn more cope and seethe

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your job should not need to also be your hobby

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@tekbog

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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@tekbog

3 months

instead of arguing during a code review just approve the PR with a comment that says "mid" and watch the code quality skyrocket

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@tekbog

3 months

senior architect during the zoom call trying to understand wtf react server components are

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@tekbog

6 months

the boys are once again monitoring the situation

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@tekbog

2 months

*slaps first AI software engineer* this bad boy can push so much unmaintainable code

Cognition

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Today we're excited to introduce Devin, the first AI software engineer. Devin is the new state-of-the-art on the SWE-Bench coding benchmark, has successfully passed practical engineering interviews from leading AI companies, and has even completed real jobs on Upwork. Devin is…

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@tekbog

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listening to the devops guy explaining how we need a new microservice with kafka and an event based system to save a json into a bucket

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@tekbog

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software engineer returning to FAANG after a year working on a startup

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@tekbog

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this is what happens when a software engineer leaves FAANG

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@tekbog

4 months

average standup at 8:30 AM featuring no updates gang and the enthusiastic junior software engineer on several energy drinks

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6 months

tech lead sitting alone in the zoom meeting, waiting for people to join

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@tekbog

3 months

>let's adjust this user story >could you please scope this epic >hey let's write the acceptance criteria >can u take the lead on this feature >check jira please >did u write the confluence page for the specs?