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6 years

Being bisexual and non-binary is weird because when you feel strongly about someone, you never know if you want to *be* them or if you want to *be on top of* them.

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ever thought you’d see a drag queen perform @maydayparade ? especially “Jamie All Over”?! Emo Drag Brunch last week was great, as always. queen: Biqtch Puddin

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@DSA_Cleveland I put one pineapple in a paper bag for a customer. That was the only thing in the bag. This woman began screaming at me that the bag was too heavy and I needed to make it lighter. You picked out the pineapple, lady. You determined the weight of this bag. I cannot help here.

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@TwitsFromNonExt @Cmonmack1 my chem teacher taught us the reactions to make wine, cider, and beer, and explained his homebrewing setup to us. it’s been 15 years since I learned that and there’s still no alcohol room at the high school for kids to go drink their homemade booze.

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@JasonPStarling thank you for this clarification. the OP sounded incredibly suspicious to me. it’s still rad that 70 kids were returned to where they’re supposed to be and awful to think some were abused, but it’s not, you know, 70 kids in one bunker.

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@AmyGDalaMD I masked any time I was sick but had to go to Target or whatever pre-Covid, starting in 2018. after I began working in a hospital, I fully realized how dangerous my “bad cold” could be for someone with cancer or an autoimmune disorder or an infant. I’ll keep doing that forever.

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@eve_kenneally my partner’s dad and stepmom only refer to each other as babe. not just in conversation with each other, but in conversation with others. Like, “Babe and I were thinking we could...” or “Babe is having a rough time at work...” etc. It’s... unnerving?

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@AITA_reddit been looking for a good excuse to post this one.

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@sheriantoinette My coworker- an otherwise totally healthy 30-year-old- is still having issues breathing, two full months later. We’ve got patients coming back to the ER after they’re “recovered” because they can’t breathe or they get a blood clot. It’s so insane.

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@SheRatesDogs I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: my health > someone else’s comfort. I have psoriasis that tends to attack my armpits, and a good way to avoid a flare-up is to not shave. but who the fuck cares either way?! does this man shave his pits? I’d guess not!

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when i began working at the downtown Mpls Target, they demonstrated how they could zoom in so clearly on a box of Legos that you could see the piece count, from a ceiling-mounted camera. they told us about how their security guys are on loan to the federal government.

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Sure, Target, with one of the world's top loss-prevention programs and FORENSIC LABS even the FBI can't match. "Theft and crime" are the main reasons you're closing these stores.

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@gothhunny a few of my favorite Facebook group titles are applicable here: “I will YEET this man into the sun” “Whole man removal? Yes, I need a pickup today. Yes, the entire man.” “This sounds like evidence in a future legal case, but ok”

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@veryanya I know this is a joke but this is actually something that is very good to do! Antibiotics can wipe out good bacteria in the gut and probiotics like yogurt or Culturelle pills can repopulate it.

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if you’re in a marriage that could be voided if Obergefell is overturned, i implore you to look into advanced care planning/living wills/etc. make sure your partner is 100% the person in charge of your medical care should you be unable to make those decisions.

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@hoodkhaleesi @indigogloves she’s such a graceful and down-to-earth lady, from what I’ve seen in interviews and on Twitter. what she’s done post-“scandal” is wonderful and I’m as proud of her as I can be as a rando bystander.

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@elisembryant @adriprints hold up, that’s some forward thinking. it’s a two-in-one protector.

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5 years

@unrealizzztic leave my con-air straightener, the almay “purple for green eyes” eyeshadow palette and some boy named Micah out of this.

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5 years

@norcndro hey, everyone- if you have a partner that intentionally breaks your things (EIGHT phones???), begin looking for a way to get out of that relationship, please. it will more than likely escalate. please try to get safe as soon as you can. 1-800-799-SAFE. 1-800-799-7233.

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@caitiedelaney i work in pharmacy and think about this sometimes. Lyrica, Allegra, Skyla, Kyleena, Yaz, and Makena are all pretty reasonable names. Lunesta, Celexa, Zetia, Evista, and Kaletra aren’t bad, either.

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3 years

@TokerAce @Rotrotrot6 the pharmacies get reimbursed less for the drug (since some of the fee goes to GoodRx), which means the pharmacy has an interest in not telling you about it to save themselves money. but if you’re going to a corporate pharmacy like CVS or Walgreens, fuck them and use GoodRx.

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@caitiedelaney Ritalin was named after the discoverer’s wife, Rita, so Rita Lin could be a good name.

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@hailey_tubadiva @Addison_Peacock yep 🙃 the full-body dysmorphia i had when i weighed 120lbs in high school vs being very okay with my body at 150lbs as an adult is a wild difference.

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5 years

@aterriaxo also, going hiking on a first date seems like a surefire way to get murdered.

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4 years

@Lubchansky i used to be an inventory auditor, and at a lululemon store i had to audit, i noticed that they made all the employees document on a big whiteboard calendar what exercise they’d done each day and for how many minutes. absolutely bonkers.

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@ChasejustChase @eeberquist @iantothemax “This study from 2005 debunks what they said in this study from 2020!” wow you’re right absolutely no new studies have been done since 2005, no new science, my b.

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@TheBlackNerd another time, at Target, an elderly Russian lady opened a bottle of store-brand acetaminophen and dumped it on my head because brand-name Tylenol was on recall and I said they were the same active ingredient. she told me no, Target’s is “made on a bathroom floor in China”.

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4 years

@elliottsmiith as someone who has been around since the beginning (like, saw them live in very early 2006), no one who has been in that band at any point has ever been a particularly good person.

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@TrueMetis @bellarose @perdricof surprisingly it is not! they’re about equal. but Columbus is a car-based city. you don’t have to look at the Black and Brown people and homeless folks the same way you do in NYC, because you don’t have to leave your car.

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@TheBlackNerd We had two bathrooms (single-stall) at the CVS i worked at. A customer didn’t want to wait and demanded I make the people in the bathrooms hurry up. She threatened to shit on the floor if I didn’t kick the people using the bathroom out of there immediately just for her.

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I saw a man casually walking around in what appeared to be a bulletproof vest on my way to work this morning. I work in Plymouth. He was wearing a bulletproof vest to walk the streets of Plymouth, MN.

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@MichaelaOkla they gave me like 30 pamphlets on adoption and raising a child, and made me wait 3 days, and go through a mandatory counseling session, and offered me a chance to look at my ultrasound, and told me if there were twins or not. they gave me every option/opportunity NOT to do it.

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2 years

holy shit this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a hot minute

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@vexhumana @oppossumenergy “you use pronouns” everyone uses pronouns, buddy. maybe you don’t because no one talks about or to you ever and that’s what’s confusing?

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@joeykash @_ErinLee she’s got that grandma money.

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@BadMedicalTakes “the mRNA vaccine had spread all over his blood stream” yes ma’am that’s how this works. antibodies made by vaccines are, in fact, in your blood system.

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@TovAayla @ayyy_vuh I thought this said “burglars”. a burglar breaking in at night and stealing the concept of your gender + all gendered items and replacing them with alternate-gendered items and you just have to accept the new gender.

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@strawbebbycat @heatherw1981 exactly this. i kept a stack of GoodRx mail coupons in my pockets when i worked retail pharmacy, and none of the pharmacists i worked with discouraged it. we wanted med compliance and healthy patients! our district manager, on the other hand… hard no.

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@TheBlackNerd i think i completely dissociated the rest of my shift. i don’t remember at all what happened after except paging security.

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@AnneNotation the whole “it’s really irresponsible for (pop artist) to write songs about sex when they know they have minor fans” is… quite a take. and one I’ve seen an alarming number of times.

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3 years

@LeftAccidental like... what exactly do they want when making this statement if they don’t want Medicare for all? just transparency in pricing? or?

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@johnlimouze when my aunt was recovering from a TBI, the staff did that one day 🙃 you best bet her mother had a LOT of words for them that they couldn’t silence.

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@AshleyGWinter my high school health teacher referred to people who super-dosed vitamin C (specifically to prevent colds) as having really expensive pee. it’s always stuck with me 😂

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@AITA_reddit My partner and I have been sick, and my partner was officially allowed to break their quarantine today. They went to our regular coffee shop, and the employees were like, “SAM! Where have you been?!” and gave them an extra shot of espresso in their drink for free.

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@khaleesi_britt @kelsaywhat I grew up going to job sites with my dad, a plumber. men love to sit around and complain about their wives on job sites. I cannot imagine that has changed since the 90s.

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@gochenourabout is this being lobbed at minorities who leave their home area instead of staying to fix it, or is it about white cishet folks who move to minority-majority areas to gentrify it? I really wish people didn’t fall prey to black-and-white thinking, which I think may be happening here?

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@yeralizard my sister-in-law found naruto divergent recently

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@BriHallOfficial My partner drove around with expired tabs for SIX MONTHS because the DMV just... couldn’t mail them out before then? And even with a missing side mirror and a hanging air freshener, they never got pulled over 🥴 crazy how much skin color protects you.

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3 years

@ellle_em Same. I refuse to listen to podcasts that aren’t respectful of victims and families, and this week has definitely kicked a few off my list. Tragic that she’s missing, not cool we’re watching this like soap opera and saying disrespectful things about her family + friends.

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4 years

@27099_courtney the “you know i had to do it to em” kid/meme! I think this is the street from that meme 😂

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@Kellinquinn We are very clearly the same age, as I just about screamed when I saw this. All the old faves.

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4 years

@ellle_em also, this:

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literally the least i can do to repay my parents for the help they’ve given me as an adult is to give my mom my login for Netflix and Hulu. fuck this.

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Netflix could crack down on password sharing soon. The company is currently testing a new feature that would require account owners to pay extra to add users outside of their household.

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@NMFlyfisherman @KatiePhang Yep. I accidentally did at a Target maybe 10 miles from where Mr. Floyd was murdered. They scolded me, but I just paid with my debit card instead after explaining that I had no idea it was fake and I was super sorry. I’m a small white woman, though, so 😐

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@Windress @Rainbowmazin @AITA_online oh no now i have to explain to my partner why i’m in the office scream-laughing at “i can’t believe she fuckin buttered jorts”

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@literate_coyote I would like y’all to visit Minnesota and go to any craft brewery. this is at least 1/3 of the male employees and patrons.

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@BadMedicalTakes former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler, a fully elite athlete, was diagnosed with T1D in his mid-20s. he was probably in the top 1% of most athletic people in the country at the time of his diagnosis.

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@warmsolid nice 😎

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@mckinneykelsey look at how comfy that would be!!!!!

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@DGlaucomflecken as a pharmacy tech, seeing the rejection “needs prior authorization” makes me want to fall into a hole. I know it means y’all are about to gear up for a fight with a corporation that doesn’t care about patients as much as money.

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@MavenOfMayhem if someone wants my uterus, they can just have it. i don’t need it.

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@voteforhani @SugaCraving and there are programs to make sure you can always afford your HIV meds in the US, too, be it through a charity like Ryan White Foundation or through manufacturer coupons. of course, access to doctors can be hard, but there are programs to help!

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@xRyderxX I’m not going to look into a bunch of patient charts just for the sake of answering questions on Twitter. I’m not a pharmacist, I’m a technician, so once a patient leaves the hospital I don’t follow their healthcare journey.

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@BadMedicalTakes Wait, has this been disproven? I learned this in anthropology in college like 13 years ago. I mean, it’s a hypothesis, not a full-on known fact or anything, but I did learn this at a major university.

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@Loganchance @ferdera1 and then I was supposed to just… take the job? or lose unemployment? so shady. that’s why i didn’t apply to anything through the state system and submitted things manually, and i’m thankful i was able to do that. so i could say i never heard back post-interview.

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@lenabenas21 @sarahcpr imagine having to record that "girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal" moment from that one Vine without bursting out laughing

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@BadMedicalTakes I’ve been pregnant twice and have elevated testosterone. I’m not sure where the testicles he thinks I have are hiding. Maybe behind my uterus?

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@toothyplush @ItsChloeNow that’s so obnoxious because I, a cis woman, also take spironolactone and have never been told that 🙃 absolutely ridiculous and it’s upsetting y’all have to deal with that.

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@Coll3enG my friend did something similar and tried to eat a candle because it smelled so good.

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@AITA_reddit ESH. ESH. ESH. She needs to stop being self-centered and realize her actions are negatively affecting those around her. He made an inappropriate comment to her face. all of it is yikes.

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@BadMedicalTakes i think that, unfortunately, too many people who follow really strict diets have eating disorders and mask it by saying “see?! it’s all healthy foods! so I’m healthy!” anyways not getting your period can be a sign of malnourishment.

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@Loganchance @ferdera1 yep. when I was on unemployment in 2015, it didn’t make sense for me to take a job under $9/hour, as that was basically what unemployment gave me. lots of jobs said they started at $11+ but offered $8 when I got to the interview. it was gross.

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so like, unless they have an excess of worker complaints and extremely high employee turnover re: lack of safety? i’m not buying it. they’re trying to set some weird example. they’re an incredibly libertarian-ass company.

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@ellle_em it’s one thing to talk about the case in group chats with your friends. it’s another to go online and say nasty things as if her family and friends can’t see them. …also we need to show like even half of this energy for MMIW. we don’t.

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@sesamestreet This is so precious! Ramadan Mubarak :)

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@johannesgunnar @jrivanob It would be more like: Wedding dress for sale Worn once by mistake, call Steph Refridgerator. For proper haiku format.

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@cosmyra64 @NafinStabs I also got written up for that once! Sorry I don’t wake up four hours before work to check if I’m going to vomit in order to call in at an “appropriate” time. sorry i only wake up 1.5 hours before my shift.

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@robin_nonbinary @elliottsmiith ahhh I forgot about Dallon! my b. I always associate him with IDKHow and not Panic!, probably since he’s not a questionable person.

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@playboiwes I lost my virginity the night he was elected. Not to one up you or anything, but.

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@AmySilverberg my mom said something similar- make sure you’re protecting your heart and your body, but aside from that, do what you want.

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@FG2Hummingbirds Same. I went on an incredibly angry rant at work recently about how I’d be a-ok with the 33% of my salary that goes to taxes if it were funding science, healthcare, education, disability services, arts programs, natural parks, paths to immigration, etc.

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@thatoneleafgirl I had an ex who required me to post pictures of him and I but would untag himself in all of them so they didn’t end up on his Facebook page or his tagged photos on Insta. he wanted everyone to know i was taken and no one to know he was taken! so cool. balanced, rational.

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@isabelzawtun i had a similar experience???? in mid 2014 i called and the woman belittled me and told me if i kept making the choices i was making i would end up killing myself??? but it made me so angry i didn’t OD that day out of spite.

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@tropigalia my coworkers and i went on a knowledge journey one night as i only knew of Tupac Shakur the rapper, my Peruvian coworker only knew of the original Incan Tupac Amaru, and my Norwegian coworker knew of neither. we all learned a lot that day.

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@AITA_reddit jesus marie christ, when she survives the delivery her FIL is going to have her killed in an “accident”. i hope she has let her family and friends know what’s happening in case this happens.

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@Dominicannabis_ welp.

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@buggirl water and *maybe* mild unscented soap (like a dove bar) to clean your vulva/pubic hair/etc only, don’t go into the vagina with it! if your discharge is different than normal, don’t just buy Monistat- go to the doctor and see if it’s yeast or BV, which are treated differently!

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@AITA_reddit I would’ve usually said YTA, but two little girls recently died because their mom left them in the car while she ran into WalMart just to get one thing. The car next to them exploded and one of the girls died of smoke inhalation and burns. Freak accident, but also possible.

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@diannaeanderson @chasestrangio it’s time for my favorite TikTok video!

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@DlvrUs4rmKollin or that guy that got a rash from his beard weave and they were super judgey and rude about him getting it taken out.

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@80sjoaquin @dragonteIe here’s my grandma’s prom dress from ~1957, ive always loved it!

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@spookalu @Michael5SOS @5SOS @Spotify THATS LIKE 14% OF YOUR ENTIRE YEAR DAMN

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@redditships to everyone out here: you don’t need to date people who “say things to get a reaction out of you”. that’s not chill, that’s just starting arguments for no reason. that’s uncool behavior and you don’t have to put up with it.

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@suhaylabbas @BernieSanders my old (pharmacy) manager was Somali and grew up in Kenya- he’d always tell other East Africans to get their expensive stuff like EpiPens in back home in Kenya where they’re like $10, vs the $340+ they are in the US. absolutely insane.

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@SydneyDAK I’m a CPhT, not a pharmacist, but my hair is currently neon pink! I get a lot of complements.

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@Jezebel calling her vagina “yoni” to be all ~*enlightened*~ but then saying “butthole” makes me nervous for some reason.

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@LaKeithDion @miajoellesinger @dedtafuck How often does that happen, though? Who is out there pretending to be trans?

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@mckinneykelsey my toddler nephew has little skinny jeans with a wide elastic band instead of a zipper and button. I would like to own those, too.

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@43Juliet @sarahcpr the hygienist i saw at my last two dentist appointments is so upbeat and so excited to explain things and sings to herself as she cleans. I'm so impressed with her.

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