i killed a beloved character one time and made it my brand forever ☀︎ a bitch is in a bsd and f1 era ☀︎ priv
@zaynesensei
for whatever this is but unhinged 🫶
@foundmywei
I spent like an hour hunting through my wip folder bc i KNEW i wrote something similar and I finally found it so yeah. Dazai definitely would.
Ok so y’all know how Chuuya would find out dazai died bc he touches Dazai and his ability doesn’t go poof right. Have we considered corruption killing Chuuya and dazai is holding him and can’t understand why the marks won’t recede (it’s bc his ability only works on the living)
@petitesmafia
Yokohama watching the tiny ball of fury that they all recognise as the Port Mafia’s feared gravity manipulator cycling around town and cursing the detective agency, and wondering if there’s a mass hallucination thing going on
@eu_gi_oh
Listen if you consider that Mori is 5 years younger than Fukuzawa you could technically get Fukuchi accusing Fukuzawa of leaving him for the younger man plotline
New
#bkdk
hc just dropped, everyone:
Bk gets them a pretty new big house and it’s all great until it’s 3am and they both get lost trying to find each other or the light switch :)
Have we considered the horror of Chuuya bringing Dazai’s corpse to the ada? They see him carrying Dazai they’re so relieved to see them but oh he’s so beaten up that he’s using his ability to keep Dazai from hitting the floor and oh /no/ — can u picture the relief becoming dread?
@foundmywei
Dazai when he got captured hearing two people at the top of the staircase
“Damn I dropped my hair clip. This is all Dazai’s fault.”
“Yeah, absolutely.”
Meanwhile Dazai is wondering how it’s his fault and .5 seconds later he’s like “This is Chuuya’s fault.”
Sometimes I think I write the ADA being too unhinged in fics and then I remember that episode where the cafe owner was attacked and the ADA went batshit so like ,,,,, idk maybe they WOULD be down to murder any organisation that harmed one of their detectives 🤷
@keigoluvbot
They gotta go do English and math and history and whatever else but Hero Training has been replaced by Therapy and that’s how they go back to school in my mind forever
@yanti8ve
!!!!! DID YOU SEE THE KDRAMA VERSION ITS SO CUTE TOO (I haven’t seen people talking about semantic error I am so excited to see a mention of it)
I totally didn’t forget to finish this ahahahahahaha
I totally didn’t steal the screencap from the actual jjk scene bc my wrists flared up after I was done with Chuya ahahahahahaha
I’d like you all to be aware that they are best friends and they would take over the Port Mafia together but Higuchi would be screaming the entire time bc she never knows what batshit insane plans Atsushi will pull out of his ass at the last moment. Thank you for your attention.
@merchlingwylan
New members: woah double black must’ve been incredible to witness
Old members: I once saw them fight over a coffee machine. It was broken. There was a new one on the counter right next to it.
Katsuki is oddly comfortable doing fanservice with Ochako despite not really seeing the point
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#kacchako
fluff & humour, obliviousness is off the charts, it’s crack guys what can I say
@asphxdelus
Fun fact I one time DID bump into a guy that looked like Dazai here and he just stared for a moment and said “you look lost. or am I the lost one. how will we know?” and walked away and I never saw him again in my life
It’s 1.30am and I just woke myself up from what is either the funniest dream ever or the greatest bsd fic ever I dreamt someone new tried to use Fukuchi’s cheater sword but Dazai was around so they just figured out a way to get Dazai’s hands on the sword to nullify it BUT they —
Obsessed with bsd ships where one is generally called by their family name instead of their given name and the turning point in the fic is where the one commonly called by their given name calls the other by their given name and they just bluescreen (bonus if both of them bluescr
@solamentejess_
I eat this trope up every single time and I can’t believe I haven’t thought about it with skk before today youre the light of my life for this you know that
In case anyone wants to know how that hurt/comfort fic I said I was gonna write where y’all voted “just injure the fuck outta them” and had a dead tie for both of skk being hurt is coming along…
That one post about this is A. A likes their personal space. this is B. B also likes A’s personal space. w/ skk but it’s actually more like
This is Dazai and this is Chuuya. Dazai and Chuuya like their own personal space. Dazai and Chuuya also like each other’s personal space.
with dazai’s bday approaching i can’t help but think about the kind of whiplash being 24 (the year oda never reached while dazai preached on and on about dying) would give him lmao
HAHA ALL THIS TALK ABOUT DAZAI DYING AND I FORGOT THE BEST ONE idk if it’s canon tbh & if not then it’s my personal hc that Fukuzawa can just tell when a member of the ada is no longer under his ability. Now consider the fact that Fukuzawa WOUKDNT KNOW bc Dazai is a nullifier :)
@nacaharachuyas
I’m gonna cry I want one of them trimming the others hair and it’s time for the bangs and they’re /so close/ and face to face (which is rare) and they’re quiet and the one trimming looks so focused and the other is just watching so enamoured by the sight and UGH
@Kazuhasboyboss
I’m seeing a lot of Q — which, understandable — but like ,,,,, I just CANNOT find a shit to give about Haruno. She’s just there, in the back, available when I need a spare name in a fic. It’s not like there’s anything wrong with her I just 😭😭😭
Dk wants cuddles & kisses and texts Bk to ask him where he is. Apparently he’s in the kitchen, but Dk gets lost on the way there and Bk cussed him out for getting lost but GUESS WHAT. Bk gets lost trying to find Dk
@dazailite
Saw this right after I saw your reply to one of Lexi’s tweets about canon skk & waiting room and I feel the same way I shake in visceral fear whenever I see Lexi on my tl so
@merchlingwylan
They text Shoto. His helpful advice is to play a treasure hunt game by pinging each other’s location and trying to find their way through the maze. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work but Bk suggests a race back to their room. That works.
@Dazaitrashedtit
Listen I can do it but I have a condition and a limit. The limit is we don’t get the smut bc I can’t do it. The condition is Atsushi is the cat.
My Roman Empire is when my friend told me that she explained to her non-bsd friend why she calls my au Immortalzai & why we say stuff like femzai 15zai just adding ‘zai’ on to whatever Dazai is and her friend looked at her sskk actor au and went “so is this Actorgawa then?”
“Oh? Am /I/ your type, then?”
“I dunno. You haven’t done anything attractive yet.”
Ochako grins and Katsuki knows why. He really is a shitty liar.
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Behold. The bodyguard au that
#kacchako
deserves.
Good news: they finally make it to their room safe and sound and leave the rest of the gc to cuddle like they’ve been trying to for the past hour.
Good for them
forgive me for letting you down
— skk
— angst
— hurt/no comfort
— chuuya uses corruption and dazai is almost too late
— they don’t have a very nice conversation about it
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@arkastadt
Dazai. I’m a firm believer in biter Dazai. It doesn’t even matter what context. Nipping? Yes. Cuteness aggression chomp? Yes. Bickering turned fighting? Yes. Dazai is the biter and I will stand by this.
@merchlingwylan
I know the real answer is that it all happens in a matter of a few seconds but it’s drawn out for viewers benefit but like ,,, I just think it’s funnier if it really takes a whole 15 seconds and Atsushi is just there holding an industrial fan in front of Ranpo for dramatic effect
“I’m just gonna write a lil oneshot for Aya’s tweet bc it sounds interesting”
“It’ll be max 6k words I think”
“Just a lil immortal Dazai and reincarnating Chuuya”
“No need for details it’s just a lil thing”
In conclusion: 🤡
“I think I’m winning” meanwhile Bk probably actually ended up back in the kitchen again or something idk I’m more interested in making fun of the gc bkdk than helping them at this point
@eu_gi_oh
Suddenly reminded of the fact that — Fukuzawa aside — Ranpo is actually the oldest in the agency gotta go sob in the corner that hit a little too close to home :)
I wanna write a sskk fic wherein everyone looks at the two of them like “haha it’s skk junior” and they mean Atsushi is Chuuya bc between the two of them Atsushi is louder and is never afraid to bonk Ryuu on the head and Ryuu whispers his insults / funny snide remarks so that +
Saw a really tall man with floofy hair holding a baby in the cutest pink grower with even floofier hair and he was trying to get her little hat on with one hand bc she didn’t want to be put down on the table and now I’m thinking about dadzai with a baby trying to get a hat on her
Dk fell down the stairs a while back and loses a crutch in the dark and the race back to their room but he’s not stopping this is a race and he’s gonna win even if he has to sacrifice the crutch (Bk’s gonna kill him about that later tho, I’m sure)
@devilrin9
I have a ton are you ready?
Dazai likes to connect Chuuya’s freckles like it’s a join the dots activity. Chuuya buys multiple colour eyeliners so Dazai can have “colourful pens” to draw on Chuuya with.
@verlainette
I am considering it now but I don’t think I’m considering it the same way you are (I am considering crack and Mori with stress-induced gray hair + a heart disease at this point)
Dazai dying and Fukuzawa in denial bc “I didn’t feel a change” and someone else has to try to remind him that Dazai was never under his ability so he wouldn’t feel a change but he’s adamant that Dazai’s not dead bc “I’d know if one of my detectives died”
:)
@arkastadt
vik……. honey……. it was yours it was eod I haven’t been the same since I read it sometimes I lay awake at night and think about “I’m coming home” it changed my life dude
@arkastadt
Also this fic it hooked me on the ship I cried real tears I laughed a lot the writing style is so beautiful I stayed up all night to read it bc it was SO GOOD idk if the writer is on twt tho someone find them for me pls
@anikenom
I have a lot are u ready?
After the vampire arc, Atsushi is perpetually afraid that he’ll wake up in the morning and find out Akutagawa is actually dead. So he starts finding excuses to visit all the time and eventually, he starts staying over. The spare room is his, now.