New #bkdk hc just dropped, everyone: Bk gets them a pretty new big house and it’s all great until it’s 3am and they both get lost trying to find each other or the light switch :)

Dk wants cuddles & kisses and texts Bk to ask him where he is. Apparently he’s in the kitchen, but Dk gets lost on the way there and Bk cussed him out for getting lost but GUESS WHAT. Bk gets lost trying to find Dk

They’re texting each other and trying to find their way around the house bc “Its NEW, Deku, I don’t know where the fuck the lights are either!”

They text Shoto. His helpful advice is to play a treasure hunt game by pinging each other’s location and trying to find their way through the maze. I’m pretty sure it doesn’t work but Bk suggests a race back to their room. That works.

I mean I think it works. @ the gc bkdk: are y’all still lost?

“I think I’m winning” meanwhile Bk probably actually ended up back in the kitchen again or something idk I’m more interested in making fun of the gc bkdk than helping them at this point

Dk fell down the stairs a while back and loses a crutch in the dark and the race back to their room but he’s not stopping this is a race and he’s gonna win even if he has to sacrifice the crutch (Bk’s gonna kill him about that later tho, I’m sure)

This just in: Dk gets to their room first. Bk is still lost.

Place ur bets is Dk gonna get lost again? My answer is yes

It may be 2am but Shoto (read: me) NEEDS to know how this ends.

Good news: Bk found Dk’s lost crutch. The question now remains; is Dk still looking for his missing crutch and are they going to spend the remainder of the night playing hide and seek by mistake?

Ok it’s 3am so I’m gonna knock off but hopefully I’ll find out what happened tomorrow morning ✌️

K I’m back I couldn’t sleep they’re still lost and they’re on the 1-A gc trying to get help but everyone is just too distracted between how the fuck they got lost in their own house and the fact that Momo’s dog ate her apple pen

Dk’s torch isn’t helping him much but for some reason they still haven’t turned on the lights? Shoto remains puzzled and amused.

For anyone that placed a bet about whether or not they’d get lost looking for Dk’s crutch: congratulations you win

Shoto told them to put the lights on. Neither of them know where the switch is.

Good news: they found the lights

I am wheezing and so would Shoto fight me

This is like a surprise socmed au where no one knows what’s gonna happen next — not me and definitely not bkdk I wonder how long it will take them to figure the place out. Dk thinks it should come with a map and honestly I think he deserves a map after all of this.

Good news: they finally make it to their room safe and sound and leave the rest of the gc to cuddle like they’ve been trying to for the past hour. Good for them