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Dating is so hard now. Everyone is on guard. A whole competition. Who calls first. Who is less mushy. Act like you don’t really need them so they don’t get too comfortable. Etc. you can’t just be yourself? very stressful
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inject this thread in my veinssss😂😂😂😂
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I really hope it’s bomb that’s beeping in my sitting room and not prepaid meter
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Kidney - 95m Liver - 27m Heart - 120m Eye - 42m Spinal cord - 168m I say make I update una
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House Party games ideas A thread of games to play..
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treating a protester like this, but giving chair to Ini’s murderer to sit down and be comfortable i can’t wrap my head around it #June12thProtest
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Peter Obi won the two polling units on my street 😍😍😍
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Di Maria’s interview on Messi’s performance
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are you willing to work towards it, to forgive, to know that not all days would be rosy, to be extremely patient, to have the hard talks, to pray together every single day, to surmount temptation, to respect and honor each other, to always be truthful and honest. and much more?
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Lazzyyyyyy
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me & the loml in 50 years time
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Hello @segalink this young man on yellow (picture attached)was in a bus (Agofure) from Warri to Portharcourt and police checkpoint stopped the bus at Warri-patani road by NNPC filling station, searched his phone and whisked him away in their van
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@SemiloooreAkoni @funnynaijapics Shots fired and entered properly.. No bar, no rebound, no bouncing.. Ladies always want the truth.. And they will open up..
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ways to boycott Access Bank 1. close your account with them 2. stop sending money to any access bank account holder, let them give you another account to send money to 3. let’s all open an account with Stanbic
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Stanbic IBTC declined the order from CBN to freeze #EndSARS   protesters bank account but Access Bank is doing unnecessary shalaye when they could have been like Stanbic too.
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After all these, we need to fight for our history to be taught in schools.. Imagine not knowing Tompolo
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Nketiah should watch this clip
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this right here is one of the funniest scene in Pirates of the Caribbean 😂😂😂
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@ogb0010
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What goes on in naij TikTok
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hotel sex >>>>>> she can scream as much as she likes..
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Let us learn from Hong Kong protest so as to sustain #EndSARS protest We can learn a few things
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his dad is a vulcanizer means he earns an honest wage to take care of himself and his family is that a crime Kemi? earning an honest living should be praised and not condemned do better
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@UnclePamilerin My sons are in America 😭😭😭 Pele. Simple ENGLISH you could not read. Your fuckn fans same. Illiterates. Your dad is a vulcanizer I forgot. Sorry I'm from the Elite. Fuck off moron. Ole Armed robber by day, Twitter Influencer by night 🤣🤣🤣
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use the belly button just unbutton it
@Hauwa_L
Hauwa 🌟🌬
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When you want to do c-section for someone, how do you cut the stomach? Is it straight like fill in the gap line ________ Or down like pole? Because me I don't know o and I've given her sleeping drug.
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Employer: Hello good evening Mary Mary: Hi, good evening, please who am i chatting with? E: My name is Emmanuel whatever and blah blah blah Most of you lack simple courtesy and communication skills it shows and it stinks She is 101% wrong with her response
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Godspeed, Mary. Wishing you all the best in your future endeavors.
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@dillyphiancee @femifactor @Rouvafe I'm not the last person in Jesus name
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I mean, look at Lagos They tasted Fashola and saw that he could work. They tasted Ambode, and he worked. They didn’t complain. Now only one man is making them complain. even tho they can’t do anything do to Godfatherism
I believe if Peter Obi wins, Nigerians won’t ever settle for idiots/incompetent people again at the helm of affairs… and that’s what’s scaring people who are against him..
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Who amongst the avengers can actually stop Superman
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she almost got it tho
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before i start talking stage, first question is “what’s your genotype “
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@Blackdotmandy heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Hello guys, it's official. I've got my own store on @ShopKonga and here's the link 👇 Click on the link to make your orders for your beautiful and colorful moon lamps. Kindly help retweet and tell a friend.
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The moon is a loyal companion. It never leaves. It’s always there, watching, steadfast, knowing us in our light and dark moments, changing forever just as we do. Order for your Moon Lamp today from us and let it be your Loyal Companion. Kindly RT also. DM is open for biz.
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the real e soak 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Baby is set up
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@tenth_top Heyooooooooo
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My fear is that they should not kill him or let him rot away in jail for something he didn’t do or without court judgment This is the best picture i could get please help rt, don’t let another young man’s live be wasted
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I remember in 2017, I applied for a company (aviation industry) where my Dad worked. He didn't know I actually applied. Didn't tell him either. Saw many Hausa guys during the first stage (test). Passed the first stage and moved to 2nd stage (interview with HR)
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that guy took out 6 of us 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 Teflon crying was even now confusing me, cos how elderly man go dey scream like that @TeflonofLagos They shot @Beautyluv007 on the head, babe vex comot oooo 😭😭😭😭
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you can't rely on people, only law and discipline..
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Logo for Martian Store.. Retweet for 1 Like for 2
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@_tenthtop hiiiiii
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Isn't it weird how when a police vehicle drives by, you feel paranoid/scared instead of protected?
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@realrhys_ the baby prolly be the getaway driver. never underestimate them.
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best life hack you’d see today
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@Debbybruno3 @Chukwue25114734 @MAAHwrites @TimelineGist @SubDeliveryZone Abi. But some women who r stronger than Goliath will take it the oda way.
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I believe if Peter Obi wins, Nigerians won’t ever settle for idiots/incompetent people again at the helm of affairs… and that’s what’s scaring people who are against him..
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Unilag could have shut its gate so people don’t come in or go out Provide for those in the school for 7-10days and carry out massive test to know who’s + or - but instead, they let them out to their aged parents to spread the virus.. it doesn’t take a genius to know this
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Pls is this Instagram or Twitter? I'm kinda lost..
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@Duchess_Tweets i will even lay a foundation on d block...
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share with friends let them sign the petition
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the part he coughed into his elbow that’s how you folks should cough in public pls
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A plate of this beauty is N15,000 pls rt, my customers are on your tl
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@ms_phina Posting for a colleague
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@Biisi96 my palm
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@_emmalez Almond? Who is a Almond...
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one of the best ways to be sure your password isn’t hacked if your password is weak, please change it today
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An HR officer needed in VI. Pay is 190k! If you’re interested please send your CV to osamede @trimconsult .co.uk
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The moon will guide you through the night with her brightness, but she will always dwell in the darkness, in order to be seen. Order for your moon lamps today. Price ranges from 6k to 16k depending on size.
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Sometimes when i close my eyes, i can’t see
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NO male wants a lame, uneducated, weak minded, childish, lying, cheating, lazy and disrespectful female 🚮
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N7,500 worth
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decided to make some plantain porridge
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@thepamilerin Wow.. For the fact you called him out in a respectful way. You have my admiration. No insults, no bad blood, even words of encouragement and hope for a better future. God bless you Pam. @iUzunma comman hear gist
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Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it.
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@_drizzy_louiz @fonmand U mean less-ceister fc
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Operation crocodile smile VI Which of the smile 😃 do you think our Army will go with?
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once April Salary enter, i go hire person make e cook this one for me. I don try
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@ras_musss @SubDeliveryZone what was or is the one thing that happens if a revolution is to start? People will die for that revolution to start.. common sense does not support chasing people with gun, yes.. but for a better future, you and I, we all will chase them and tho lives will be lost, it will be
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My own personal moon lamp in the office.. quite lovely.. this is 8-cm and very affordable.. Kindly order for yours today. Pls help retweet, my customers are definitely on your timeline. Thanks
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so, I read the comments under this thread and it goes to show that most women don't or are not going to invest this much in a man. and this is really heartbreaking.. it really goes to show that most women are actually not worth it really.. we do this and more for them and
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Just unlocked my creative side.. Check them out.. If you want something lovely, I can do it for N500 only. Just send a pic of you to my dm.. I still sell moon lamps too.. Pls make your order today. Pls retweet
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@chelseaiwunze who wants water to enjoy this violence
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@Alex_Houseof308 Vatican cow kor, Vatican goat ni.. I call on B Buhari Buhari Buhari Buhari
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Rihanna - stay ft. Mikky Ekko Me: 2013: wow this song is amazing 2019: wow this song is amazing 3991: wow this song is amazing 4991: wow this song is still amazing in heaven: wow, Jesus this song is amazing
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these boys are mad 🤣🤣🤣
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where do you see yourself in the next five years?
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Took this pic in the bus... Man's cuteeeeeeeee ❤❤❤❤
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how can a woman that cares about you romantically not want to do anything for you on valentine’s day?? not even simple chocolates? just coochie
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I dey make custard sha
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Who stays on the island (VI preferably) and can accommodate me from Monday to Friday.. I will pay and be getting food stuffs. Male or female. Pls DM is open kindly help retweet
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everything for 6k
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I don't want someone who sees just the good in me. I want someone who sees the bad as well, and still loves me.
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20-cm available for N13k Make your orders now. #ATVEbusiness
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it’s like Nigeria was designed to kill you, and you have to find ways of evading that death every day
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No girl has all eight Which is yours? 1. Fire Pussy 2. Good Communication skills 3. O Sugar daddies / Male friend she doesn't ask for money 4. Height over 5'7 5. Ability to think logically 6. Energy for round 3 7. Cooking skills 8. Footing the bills for dates (esp 1st Dates)
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Who says you cannot hold the moon in your hand? Tonight when the stars come out and the moon rises in the velvet sky, look outside your window, then raise your hand and position your own Moon lamp to the sky. There you go . . . That was easy!
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@arryoppy @AHoeStory What brought u so quick.... quickie of course..
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Hi , I am currently looking for a serious relationship myself but age might be a deal breaker for me (I'm looking for someone between the ages of 22 - 25). I currently work as strategist at a top 10 digital advertising and media buying company in Ikeja GRA. na here problem start
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People say the world is a small place, but I bet you, you can’t trek from Nigeria to London
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Joint accounts or individual accounts for married folks. Let's discuss....
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is it ok to eat Eba and egusi in the morning?
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if you are AA, like this tweet..
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All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
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