Liz Harvey @_lizharvey Twitter profile

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Liz Harvey

@_lizharvey

2 years

I thought this was a joke but its real lmfaooo

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2 years

IM SORRY BUT AGISM IS LIKE A 50 YEAR OLD WOMAN WONT BE HIRED FOR A FRONT DESK POSITION OVER A 20 SOMETHING NOT AN 88 YEAR OLD WANTING TO MAKE LAWS LIKE A FICTITIOUS DEMENTED PRINCE

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4 months

maybe im a born diplomat or maybe im insane but everyone here has some valid points imo

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@DiabolicalSpuds

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This is the craziest shit I've ever seen

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@_lizharvey

8 months

Shes gonna be so mad you said this dawg, good luck.

Kermit the Frog

@KermitTheFrog

8 months

Phones sure have changed a lot over the years! One thing that'll never change? How much @MissPiggy calls me on them. Sheesh!

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@_lizharvey

3 years

Spotted in the wild and texted to me.

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4 years

This is my FAVORITE genre of history shows. When dorks just try it.

Dr. David S. Anderson

@DSAArchaeology

4 years

Ancient Alien Theorists: That rock is too big for people to move. MuST Be AliENs!!! Archaeologists: Have you tried, because we tried and it wasn't that bad!

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@_lizharvey

7 months

Imagine making a tiktok about how funny it is your dad left your family to be a professional breakdancer and he puts on his best bitcoin shirt to reply and elon loves it.

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Liz Harvey

@_lizharvey

2 years

Thinking about how happy this guy must be rn. Good for him.

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Liz Harvey

@_lizharvey

4 months

I love this pope bcz he didnt want to be pope, publicly asked god to die soon, and whenever hes asked about any doctrine hes like “idk seems fine to have a crumb of humanity”(catholics hate this)

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@60Minutes

4 months

"We are all fundamentally good. Yes, there are some rogues and sinners, but the heart itself is good," says Pope Francis.

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2 months

theres a certain type of person ages 36?-43? who still retained the typing dialect of 2002-2012? its truly jarring when you encounter it. You see it on here and its sometimes a bit but like.... certain phrases are such deep cuts... you just know. Amazeballs.... is one example

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Liz Harvey

@_lizharvey

2 years

Americans love people who overcame impossible odds nearly as much as they love making the odds impossible.

Jordan Zakarin

@jordanzakarin

2 years

Ke Huy Quan was born in Vietnam, fled to Hong Kong, and then came to the United States as an eight-year-old refugee. The White House last month released a new rule that would ban refugees that stopped in another country before arriving at the US border.

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6 months

if you suffer from nausea a life changing hack i learned from er nurses on tiktok is to put a alcohol prep wipe under your nose and sniff it. It immediately overwhelms your olfactory nerve and when i tell you its a staple in my life i just got another box of like 100 of them.

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Liz Harvey

@_lizharvey

2 months

Ok maybe this is dumb but idk. How does chiitan have a budget for ads? Like how is chiitan profitable? Merch? social media pay outs?

ちぃたん☆／Chiitan

@chiitan7407

10 months

I'm joker🃏

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@_lizharvey

1 year

I hate when i reference this as the worst post thats ever been posted and then i realize someone hasnt seen it...

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@abjortia

3 years

i used to have this hannah montana pillow that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

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@_lizharvey

1 month

It feels INSANE when i am walking in 82° weather and im pink faced and covered in sweat and other people are like so comfortable in like sweat pants and a t shirt

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Liz Harvey

@_lizharvey

7 months

Get their ass father gary

Jeff Stein

@JStein_WaPo

7 months

Had the pleasure ysd to meet Father Gary Wegner, who runs a Detroit soup kitchen Wegner says demand is up ~80% over last yr w/ hunger rising nationally “Jesus said blessed are the poor,” Wegner said. “Only in America do we put the modifier, ‘Blessed are the *deserving* poor’”

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2 months

I keep trying to describe “the swing voter”, in a swing county, in a swing state. Who she is. What her interests are. And i keep thinking of this

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Liz Harvey

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4 months

describing the paradise when walmart, home depot, lowes, and grocery stores used to be 24 hours.... like oh no thats the thing they were near totally empty. It didnt make fiscal sense at all and yet... we did it anyway. it was beautiful.

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Liz Harvey

@_lizharvey

1 year

Id simply love for these “hyper aware” men to list off where every dish is stored in their kitchen, what groceries they are low on, and when all their relatives birthdays are and what the agenda is with that.

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@focusfronting

1 year

men are out of control oh my god

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@_lizharvey

2 months

The ending of this video is A DELIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year

the reason ppl like the blonde version of the dance song vs the brunette is, this sounds like im being a hater but im not its just reality, brunette has instagram face-the blonde has older girl who bought cigs for you in jr high face. both are STUNNING- only one existed in 1997

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Liz Harvey

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6 years

How many ducks do you think are gonna be in this video? wrong its more.

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4 years

IM WATCHING THE TED TALK VIDEO OF STEM NERDS WHO BUILT BAD TECH BCZ THEY NEVER TOOK A HISTORY CLASS AND JUST SCREAMING AT THE TV

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2 years

New bio dropped via the chinese medicine centre.

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1 year

I fell for a classic trick... i let two lesbians convince me a walking distance “was super close”

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2 years

I feel INSANE. Agesism isnt “WHAT YOU DONT WANT AN 88 YEAR OLD TO WORK?”

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5 years

I know everyones been dragging the orig post but this is really the best part

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2 months

NO its not just cringe millennial stuff- thats different. Its less “methinks not” and more “wowzers” “hawt/hott”

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2 years

Literally no jokes will beat whats really coming out of peoples royal loyal brains rn.

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11 months

i can, and its something i cannot say publicly as it will be misconstrued, when i was explaining to a close old friend who didnt know much about it her conclusion was “americans love being scared more than they love helping people” and ya thats a nice way of putting it.

yo yo yo muthafucka whats good haha maayne shiiiid

@ohlode

11 months

Posts like this. Can’t grasp my brain around them.

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7 months

Also he asks in the video “i bet many of you are wondering if i can still breakdance at 66” and half the video is him dancing in a bitcoin dojo with a christmas tree in it

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2 months

@kuwabarbara I think he is an official mascot yes so youre probably correct

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4 years

One of my signature moves. Scrubbing the stove top and then immediately making a red sauce

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7 months

He claims he did not leave to breakdance but that breakdancing found him. and he also calculates his financial expenses and kinda outs her siblings names and occupation. All and all perfect video.

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@_lizharvey

2 months

Like im certain some of you have matched on apps with someone whos like “i defo would go on a date with a mega babe such as yourself” or something so uniquely message board sounding. Might as well have a ^_^

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@_lizharvey

2 years

Losing my mind at someone trying to explain agism to me, a 35+ year old who modeled and acted. Literally just google like, come on

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7 years

The worst part of having sex with someone is that they get to say they had sex with you. Get off my brand b*tch

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7 years

When someone asks why you are on twitter

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7 months

I will not be linking bcz i dont want to argue with the bitcoin breakdancing dad. Thank you.

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2 months

As someone who lived thru and participated in the “worst haircuts a human can have” era (2002-2008) when you have this flippy little number a certain type of freak likes it a little too much.

Bridger Winegar

@bridger_w

4 years

If I could change one thing in the world, it would be that every person, rich or poor, would have this haircut

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@_lizharvey

9 months

Ohhhhhhhhh its LA lesbian with rescue dogs vibes. Ok ok i get what youre seeing. Not for me but i see it.

@22metgala

9 months

Barry Keoghan attends the 81st Annual Golden Globe Awards.

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@_lizharvey

7 years

I couldnt figure it out but now i know what logan paul looks like. A roman statue of an expendable soldier

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@_lizharvey

6 years

Guys, its handled.

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@_lizharvey

4 months

I would do anything to be able to buy a palm tree from home depot at 2am again. please god. hear me.

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Liz Harvey

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3 years

Perfect film.

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Liz Harvey

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3 years

The duality of man

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2 years

im obsessed with this extremely common complaint in the broken brain community. i see this everywhere. Its so dumb it feels fakw but it isnt

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@_lizharvey

7 months

@local__celeb I love when hes clearly reading pretyped details to soft dox his own children

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10 months

@superloafcat As someone whos had ice inside their body i simply cannot believe he took it that easily, but otoh he seems like an eyes on the prize kinda guy

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@_lizharvey

1 year

“Ive actually assessed any possible threat in any car on the roar with me right now” thats cool actually... can you tell me where the pickles are in your fridge right now? did you look?

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3 years

i dont post actual “comedy” videos from tiktok often but im dying at this

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8 months

If im not supposed to chew on my lip and mouth skin... then why is it so close to my teeth? One of many flaws of so called intelligent design.

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Liz Harvey

@_lizharvey

4 months

shes wearing a mask and gloves...... which i dont see at like $24 for a sandwich places called like spoke & Sparrow or whatever the fuck

Street Vendor Project

@VendorPower

4 months

And they wonder why NYC's poverty rates just keep increasing That's a $1,000 ticket. For selling fresh cut fruit. That costs $5/cup. She needs access to business licensing, not a summons from the #NYPD . Street vending is not a crime! We need #StreetVendorReform now

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8 months

they both look like a highschool student whos good at art but still learning drew them.

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Liz Harvey

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4 years

How do i make my tiktok fyp only videos like this?

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Liz Harvey

@_lizharvey

1 year

What you think cardinals suddenly stop being europeans?

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@WokeBeyond

1 year

Wait for it

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@_lizharvey

4 years

Was there ever an article on why people of a certain age type “...” in texts?

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2 years

I love tweets like this. someone on this app has predicted everything

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4 months

We all know the joke like if you post “i like pancakes” someone will reply “so i guess you hate waffles” but the real joke is the replies like “my mom WHO WAS MEAN TO ME fed me pancakes. we lived in a one room shack so forgive me for not believing you. My mom died by the way”

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@_lizharvey

5 years

One of my favorite genres is non americans learning it costs $2k to take an ambulance

PoliticsJOE

@PoliticsJOE_UK

5 years

Ambulance call out? $2,500. Childbirth? $30,000. Our NHS is not for sale, @realDonaldTrump

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6 months

I wish id learned this decades ago but its super easy cheap and effective. It wont like settle your stomach indefinitely but ime enough to get some crackers or whatever down and move on to the next problem.

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4 years

@i_zzzzzz I saw this before i saw your qt and was thinking the SAME THING! its not just the accents but like the meter!!! Its totally gone!

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3 years

Ppl wondering what pete and kim talk about truly live in a blissful universe where they dont know how much a “funny guy” loves a boring woman who laughs and says “youre so funny”.

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Also OFC he still sucks guys. Hes still a freaking pope!! please. the pope of the CATHOLIC CHURCH? ppl are like “did you know he says bad stuff and is corrupt” ya thats LITERALLY and i am being literal with literally- LITERALLY his job. i guess i cant like tony soprano either?

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4 years

I cannot express enough how dangerous it is how people say “do your own research” but mean “google search for youtube videos”

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6 years

Sapiosexual:

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5 months

How am i supposed to tell if these screenshots of lyrics are fake or not? What am i supposed to do? Listen to the music? I wont be doing that.

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8 months

Im obsessed with their use of self tanner and tanning beds Like being so distant from the sun they only read about it and created their own parody of what the sun does. Its camp, its commentary, its its own thing.

No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

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Say something nice about the UK.

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@_lizharvey

4 years

I want to punch every tech person in the face. This faux guilt “im a good one” too late in the game is among their top tier sins (MANY)

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@_lizharvey

6 months

If someone still looks like this in brklyn in 2024 they are 37 years old.

doomer

@uncledoomer

6 months

you date her right after moving to brooklyn. she has an art degree and mild bpd. works as a barista. you go to bookstores and punk shows with her. confess your love after IPAs and some blow. then its over. you could have married her. had a life with her. but you chose darkness.

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4 years

One of my favorite posts of all time

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@fauxpaslogy

4 years

@_lizharvey @elensemblador

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@_lizharvey

2 years

Every clip i hear from this book is so ...how do i say this..... Its so.. evident this man is making up for a lifetime of being unable to post

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@domwakeford

2 years

This book is a Freudian nightmare.

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@_lizharvey

5 years

this same joke but with bras in the drier.

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2 months

If this happened to me it would be on the highlight reel of things that flashes before my eyes before i die. That important. Incredible.

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@chacaranda

2 months

After 40 min of working in this “empty” hotel lounge, a phone alarm went off and a guy crawled out from under this table with a bag of chips and walked out.

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I hate that art and entertainment is exclusively made by the worst people you met at parties 20 years ago to the point where the barbie movie thinks the average man mansplains stephen malkmus. I feel like... this is hell, we are truly in hell.

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Liz Harvey

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i have never seen a bridge that wasnt begging me to light it up, so dont listen to me. But sometimes when people do this its a great time to psychologically torture a room full of people for 30 min. it will destroy relationships but it feels really really good.

marcie 🏳️‍⚧️

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I fucking hate when older family members randomly start complaining about immigrants, trans people, "wokeness" etc at the dinner table, but if you disagree with them and challenge your rhetoric then everyone gets angry at you for "ruining the family dinner by making it political"

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4 months

Im obsessed with how many people replied to the original video and to me confirming they or ppl they know hate this pope.... and other repliers are like “actually no one hates him” HMM ok guess eveyone online is gangstalking you.

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5 months

GET EM

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5 years

You know how people post like j lo pics and say “how does she look so young?” And someone says “shes rich” its funny how gwyn eth literally tries every stupid thing possible and is rich and were like “47? Yea that seems right”

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SOME OF US LIVE HERE BCZ WE WANT IT COLD!!!!! so enjoy this while you can JANUARY IS FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

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@CodyDarkstalker Ya i was trying to remember if it said how it made money lol. I like chiitan as a cute little chaos creature lol no hate at all

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3 years

@alliewach Tbh dying to know the vibes she had that were so powerful

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@itshoneylive They dont know how they come off but it does make me feel like ... bad lol

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5 years

Oh me? Im thinking about the non internet 33-48 year olds who make >75k a year who get to leisurely leave work and vote for someone they think is nice.

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@luxatrix I feel like...... are we not the same animal???! How can we experience this so differently?

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@Crimeonadime I got a literal shiver yes i forgot that one

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10 months

Ok wait now... thats a poster

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4 years

My humidity meter has a smilie face and says “comfort” for 40-60%. But if its over 60? Lol “😐WET”

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15 days

Everyone's saying cool nyu kids will influence him ..... very “i only paid attention to my friends in classes” behavior. hes gonna wear his little polos and sit quiet and stay a little rich freakazoid. nice fanfic tho

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Barron Trump, 18, flanked by security as he arrives at NYU for first day of college classes

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1 year

@MargBarAmerica Maybe he has a “deviated septum”like all my cousins who got to get nose jobs young lol

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7 years

Me tweeting

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1 year

the real move to do is have a “total pop radio remixx” version and then do a video where both girls like react to each others reflection like theyre in a mirror or some other trope from that time.

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6 years

Wow the greatest meme ive ever seen.

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2 years

Sorry me personally, i think we deserve one crisis thats actually sexy. free her.

Gabino Iglesias

@Gabino_Iglesias

2 years

Hey, here’s an awesome idea: leave it the fuck alone. Now is not a good time.

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3 months

Everyone's explaining how obama sucks but like are we forgetting how bernie had more youth support than had been seen in like 70 years and the dnc intentionally fkd it. why would young people have allegiance to them. Bffr.

Patrick Ruffini

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Amazing how young voters went from cult-like devotion to Obama in 2012 to absolutely zero allegiance whatsoever to the Democratic Party in just 12 years.

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The thing about the tiktok algorithm is when its right.... its really right

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