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@_ThobileMametja

8 months

Very important lento yokuzithulela and let things be.

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2 years

Job hunting is difficult guys. Pray for those who are doing it.

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4 months

Got accepted at Wits for Aeronautical Engineering🥺🫶

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4 months

UJ - Rejected UCT - Rejected NWU - Rejected VUT - Rejected TUT - Rejected UFS - Rejected WITS - Pending WITS is my last Hope

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1 year

Just told my mom that I was selected as the best student so I'll be adding one year to assist the lecture🥺

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2 years

Msaki and Ami faku aren't praised enough but those women can sing.

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2 years

Nothing excites the uneducated than seeing a Graduate struggling to find a job.😥

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2 years

I don’t care who says what, but graduating is a big flex. 😭❤️

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2 years

The pain of seeing someone you know forcing things on TikTok🥺😭

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3 years

Lecturers who accept late assignments deserve the world.

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2 years

Text in full and punctuate , it's cute.

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1 year

Two unemployed lovers are expecting gifts from each other .

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3 years

So there are people who walk into a restaurant, buy food, sit down and eat ALONE?!

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3 years

🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️: for everyone to pass their final exams >> .

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3 years

Dear Shoprite Cashiers Kindly note that the cash back we ask for is not a loan, it's our own money "Our"💰💰

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@_ThobileMametja

9 months

I just realized there's no language im fluent in. Even my home language dribbles me

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3 years

Guys, SIYASHONA! Spoil Yourself, Be Happy, Jola Even If it's Just For A Week. But iba Happy Shem!! Impilo Yincane.

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2 years

Just because we smashed when you had a partner does not mean we gotta smash when i have a partner , you are the cheater , eseng nna 💀

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3 months

Me uploading documents I certified a year ago so shamelessly when I apply 😩

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3 years

Just admit it guys, y'all ain't drinking for fun anymore. Y'all have problems.

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2 years

i’d never know if someone is wearing fake shoes or not, that’s too much attention to detail — none of my business, we got bigger problems.

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2 years

You’re going to start 2022 with a new job. Have faith.

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3 years

Having a mother who does not party or drink alcohol is a blessing .

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3 years

no one : me alone in my room : uhm anyway guys as I was saying....

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1 year

After two cans of BNG I always hear Bonang Matheba whispering “bua skgowa Ngwana”🤌🏾

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1 year

This hun uyafeba but I can fix her

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3 years

Your Varsity Degree is a great achievement, but so is her college Diploma, His N3 certificate and their 3 week course certificates. Tlogelang go nyatsa.

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3 years

Infertility is hereditary, in that if your parents didn't have kids, you won't either.

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2 years

skaba weak ,bolela le modimo, The power of Prayer is real.

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3 years

Let your kids watch cartoons as much as possible, it boosts their English vocabulary

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2 years

Lets call it a week guys. Re zamile, le modimo o bone🥺

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3 years

An iPhone in other countries is simply a phone. In South Africa, it's an asset, a sign of wealth, a key to success.

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3 years

You Can't have an iPhone 12 and still using a taxi.

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3 years

School starts at grade-R and ends at PhD. If you stop somewhere in-between you are a drop out.

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3 years

Me : it's fine I understand Me inside: 💔💔💔💔

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4 months

UJ - Rejected UCT - Rejected NWU - Rejected VUT - Rejected TUT - Rejected UFS - Rejected WITS - Pending WITS is my last Hope

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2 years

Varsity students feel like they've over stayed their visit at their own homes.

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3 years

A poor person who has Jesus is richer than billionaire who doesn't have God.

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3 years

Kanti why i assignment yenza i sense after you've submitted?

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3 years

Harvard Referencing is an assignment on its own😩

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3 years

We Don't Want NSFAS Allowance Until Zuma Is Realised😭😫

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3 years

We really need counseling after doing grocery😭hey dijo dia tura guys

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1 year

Being soo young wanting soo much for yourself will literally drive you insane.

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@_ThobileMametja

10 months

I’m that type of boyfriend… if you don’t text back. I am calling, if you don’t pick up, I am coming. I hate nonsense.

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@_ThobileMametja

3 years

Apologize when you're wrong umdala for losing genuine people because of pride.

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2 years

South Africa should be creating shows like 'HELP A GRADUATE FIND A JOB' or 'HELP A MATRICULATE GO TO VARSITY'. Not abo Date My Family

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3 years

Woolworths has the best ice creams , yoghurt & cakes. 🥺

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3 years

Umjita must be clean no need for fancy clothes just be Clean!

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2 years

Someone is busy baking and cleaning up at boyfriends family home who has been dating her for 10yrs with no commitment and 3 kids. They are busy calling her MAKOTI and she is smiling.

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3 years

I hate people who find joy in embarrassing other people.

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@_ThobileMametja

8 months

“Date your age mates” My age mates: Wuu Wuu

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7 months

Students, you are focusing on the wrong finals

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2 years

Matriculants who need help in Maths & Science , akits loira byang waits . mathata

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2 years

Posting a partner you’re cheating on is crazy

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2 years

Respect peeps who finished their matric, at the age of 17.

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2 years

Dating someone Who thinks December is for hoeing must be hard.

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3 years

If you don't eat Avocado, chances are umubi. 🤷🏾‍♂️

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3 years

Too much vacations and hotel rooms selfies but NO workplace pictures!! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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2 years

You can't Celebrate the death of another human being, you just can't!!

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3 years

Somizi once said: "if you accept everything, as it is. You heal quicker. When you accept the death of a loved one, you heal quicker & when you accept an end of a relationship, you heal quicker." Because sometimes that's all you have to do. Accept the situation, so you can heal.

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3 years

Job hunting will humble you more than mjolo.

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2 years

Until we stop accommodating our exes in the name of (We are not enemies)they are still going to find it easy to undermine our current partners.

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3 years

I’m Obsessed with Success. I literally think about my future everyday🥺

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2 years

Candidates who are not hired after interviewing deserve honest Feedback.

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3 years

Dating a Student while you're a Student feels like you've added another module😩😔

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3 years

That Girl i wanted to kill myself for in high school, o tsuba nyaope. Retla hwela masepa ruri

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3 years

Salute to Taxi drivers In Limpopo ✊

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3 years

A graduate is 10 times better than a millionaire with no degree💪✊

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2 years

I can't wait to exit all the academic group chats on whatsapp yho.

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3 years

a wife should at least have a masters degree or PhD.

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3 years

I Once Downloaded IPHONE Camera Ku Playstore.😑

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2 years

SA porn Twitter pages???

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10 months

mosadi wamo spoiler, if aona zaka ipolaye obe ledlozi ommulele ditsela njaka.

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3 years

I once dated someone I never met & I was so inlove😭😂

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3 years

School is hard but there's no way I'm losing this battle.

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3 years

I don't wait for a VN to finish mina, I answer what I've heard.

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2 years

Guys please switch off your wifi and data when emailing your cvs.

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3 years

Congratulations you are hired! Congratulations you are promoted! Congratulations you are accepted! May your phone notification receive such ❤️

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Sometimes you don't choose celibacy, it chooses you

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1 year

One day I'll open my own University and accept you all.

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3 years

Is it wrong to date a wife of the deceased, while the deceased is still alive?🤔

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2 years

You just won R80M but your best friends left eye surgery cost R79M. Wyd?

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3 years

Pearl Thusi once said : “NOBODY knew i was getting a new car until i pulled up on em. NOBODY knew i got another job until they saw my work badge. NOBODY knew i was moving until i got my keys…moral of story MOVE IN SILENCE”.

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3 years

For university students to go back to campus full time and have sit exams. 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

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3 years

Guys I was thinking, how about we start giving our girlfriends R1500 every friday?

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3 years

Heavenly father, let me not love what will destroy me.

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3 years

Bachelor 🕯.Distinctions🕯.University acceptance 🕯.Bursary approval 🕯. Graduation 🕯. Job Offers

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2 years

Samsung S21 is better than iPhone 13 Pro Max.

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3 years

Who immediately comes to your mind when you get money?

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One thing about single people, their types don't want them.

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2 years

Zahara is the only celebrity who survived MacG’s podcast that I know 🤣

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5 months

Late applications for 2024 TUT: 22 Jan -26 Jan CPUT: 15 Jan - 22 Jan UJ : 19 Jan - N/A Unisa: now open DUT: open Unizulu: open MUT: Open WSU : Opening next week

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3 years

Does lack of communication change how you feel about someone?

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3 years

Bathong stop hurting others,some people don't heal from the things you do to them.

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3 years

Stop dating loose partners. One argument & they already texting someone else.

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2 years

Declaring permanent employment to every job seekers 🕯🕯

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2 years

That fake happiness after breakup is not healthy guys...Seek help😂😂

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1 month

Mara graduation content e pila weitsi😭nohh man, kobo ya thuto ena le seriti weitsi

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10 months

was bored at a house party one time so i did their dishes

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3 years

If you gonna justify looting with hunger. Surely when you get robbed in the streets, you won't have any problem about it and really understand that people are just hungry.

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2 years

If I blocked you on social media and you see me in public, the block still applies in real life.

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3 years

Do you still bath with Sunlight Greenbar in 2021?

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