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@_Nosa_

3 years

This is why I never smile at work. So nobody, by mistake, asks me to put on a Batman costume and do a full choreo

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If you’re building a home office, i highly recommend you carve out a little space on the floor to lie down when you want to die.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

If this guy can become CBN governor, there’s no reason not to drop that mixtape, my brother.

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@MunachiOgueke

3 years

CBN governor briefing on Cryptocurrency. 💔💔💔💔

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@_Nosa_

5 years

Look at how these rats are framing it.

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@DailyMail

5 years

Sasha and Malia Obama's tennis coach and former Yale women's soccer coach are among those indicted in college bribery scheme

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@_Nosa_

4 years

From Twitter, I can see why law firms pay you lawyers 50k until they’re sure you have sense

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@_Nosa_

6 years

Travel bloggers won't tell you Zanzibar is full of goats and village roads, but Nosa will. Nosa will never let you down.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

Lagos was like Syria for two days and nobody stole this camera. They left it there for Inspector Fash.

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4 years

Fashola conveniently finds a Camera at the Toll Gate after LAWMA already cleaned the whole Crime scene. It's an insult on the intelligence of Naija people. Lol. #EndSARS

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@_Nosa_

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The jokes write themselves.

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@_Nosa_

2 years

Paystack people are the only ones enjoying employment in Lagos.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

but when FemCo was raising money, all the compliance people came to work that day

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@_Nosa_

4 years

If this guy can lie like this, why do we think that “panel” will do anything?

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@_Nosa_

2 years

USD/GBP Is moving one way in the real world, but moving another in Nigeria.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

Kuda raises $25M more led by Valar to become the neobank for ‘every African on the planet’ – TechCrunch

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@_Nosa_

4 years

If you were forced to read “Gifted Hands” as a child, you’re owed reparations or something.

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@keithboykin

4 years

Ben Carson says Colin Kaepernick and black NFL players who protest police brutality would not be criticized for kneeling if they just said they love America. Problem solved.

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@_Nosa_

2 years

Lmao

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2 years

We’ve cleaned this up a bit and we’re kind of ready for the public.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

I’m looking for an unearned and undeserved $5k.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

If your husband enters your reception like this, you have to annul the wedding on principle

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@_Nosa_

3 years

Kuda, the African challenger bank, raises $55M at a $500M valuation | TechCrunch

Kuda Bank, the London-based, Nigerian-operating startup that is taking on incumbents in the country with a mobile-first, personalised and often cheaper

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@_Nosa_

3 years

What did you guys do to Cactus?

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@_Nosa_

4 years

The way Eniola Raji Holmes removed his "hanky" to pick up the camera is sending me. Elementary, my dear Jide.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

This is a sex toy ad. Well played.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

Abike has met her KPI for the month

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@_Nosa_

4 years

That Lekki protest must stay sha. No matter what. Block that toll gate.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

CBN won't punish these guys for blocking accounts, but you should. You should remove your money. Where you put it is not my business, but remove it.

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@_Nosa_

2 years

Kuda is out front at the Butterfly job fair. HR brought bucket hats.

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@_Nosa_

4 months

Watching people do startup for 5 mins and realizing this a poor country is the funniest thing. Better sell airtime like the rest of us

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@_Nosa_

4 years

Shout out to the girl that gave us #BuhariHasBeenABadBoy . What a ledge

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@_Nosa_

6 years

“In this house we marry before 30” Time to move to my own house then. I don’t negotiate with terrorists

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@_Nosa_

4 years

Twitter needs a close friends mode like Insta.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

FemCo was calling ambulances when people were getting shot at, while that midget was “asleep”. Never forget. Any business that sponsors that man, brings him on their panels etc deserves NONE of our money.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

Cuppy has been fake razz for a minute so she had to remind guys. I respect it.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

You guys are suffering o

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@_Nosa_

6 years

This picture is amazing, but you’ll never know I had a couple of goats by my side

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@_Nosa_

3 years

The value of $ you can buy with naira salary decreases every month you get paid. You’re not really “escaping” anything.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

@WendyA__ A looong time ago, I likened a job I was working at to money laundering. Somehow feds saw the tweet and the CEO called me from London HQ the next morning. Told me to get the fuck out of his company lol.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

Normalize telling your egbon that he doesn’t have sense when he misyarns

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@_Nosa_

7 months

People without options are leaving and people with options are coming in. If it doesn’t click for an expat, they can always go home. If it doesn’t click for a local, well, you’re already home.

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@Mochievous

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as folks are japa-ing, expatriates are moving in. In this my Lagos house hunting for my business partner, most of the mini estates/apartment complexes i’ve viewed are filled with expats.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

a prophet

Erica Nlewedim⭐️

@EricaNlewedim

10 years

Loooool u my darling are not going to forget me so easily... U'l see my face every day as u go home 😂😂😂😂

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@_Nosa_

4 years

Put 20k in Stanbic’s equity fund early last year. Look at the value now lmao.

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@_Nosa_

1 year

Tix on Paystack POS soon 🎉 🎉 🎉

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@_Nosa_

3 years

Can’t remember who shared this.

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@_Nosa_

2 years

Just found out Dare O leads FB’s metaverse project and everything is so funny now

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@_Nosa_

6 years

Travel bloggers won't tell you that your hotel shuttle will be one of those small buses in Lekki, but Nosa will. Nosa will never let you down.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

Don’t think people understand how small Nigerian engineering teams usually are vs startups outside here.

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@_Nosa_

2 years

Pls I’m looking for iOS devs. If you have a pulse and have opened Xcode before, please DM resume.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

Erica in the call centre on Thursday

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@_Nosa_

2 years

2m.

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@_Nosa_

10 months

Finally gone over the 6m customer mark.

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@_Nosa_

6 years

Travel bloggers won't tell you that the only fun things to do in Zanzibar all involve making the secks with your partner, but Nosa will. Nosa will never let your single ass down.

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@_Nosa_

5 years

lmao I feel so bad for the South Africans that have to clean this

Daddy AZ² (OMOKHUDU)

@MisterRedefined

5 years

Happening Now: Angry women disrupt sales at Shoprite #CircleMall Lekki in retaliation to the ongoing #XenophobicAttack against Nigerians and other Africans in #SouthAfrica #Xenophobia #XenophobicAttacks #EnoughIsEnough

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@_Nosa_

4 years

By the numbers...

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@_Nosa_

4 years

You can rack FemCo if you want, but sha block that toll gate tomorrow

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@_Nosa_

1 year

A little thing we added not too long ago: when a bank is unavailable, you’ll get a message like this telling you it’s a no-go.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

VP is leading so I know this is a useless meeting

Presidency Nigeria

@NGRPresident

4 years

Today Vice President @ProfOsinbajo chaired a virtual emergency National Economic Council (NEC) Meeting. NEC resolved that the deeper issues behind the ENDSARS protests and its fallouts should be addressed by both the Federal and State Governments. #Thread #AsoVillaToday

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@_Nosa_

3 years

😂

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@_Nosa_

5 years

you probably don't want to work for a company where senior management is posting screen caps of internal emails online.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

Cars parked outside Quilox at 6am. Nature is healing.

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@_Nosa_

5 years

*confused white man face*

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@_Nosa_

5 years

if Tiwa is indeed stopping her bag then Tiwa did us all a huge favor. Bless.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

I’ll be upset if these guys get National ID card before me

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@MobilePunch

4 years

NIMC registers 900 repentant Boko Haram members

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@_Nosa_

6 years

They won't tell you that 90% of the hotels don't sell alcohol, but Nosa will. Nosa will never let you down.

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@_Nosa_

10 months

- If you want stickiness, you need to provide utility - Outside cash withdrawals and transfers, buying airtime is top financial activity in NG - If you have utility, then users don't mind keeping balances. - Balances help treasury, lending etc etc

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As a Nigerian fintech, no matter what you do, one day you will start selling airtime and data.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

They’re screaming for Jola and FK like they’re Michael Jackson in Abuja.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

Nothing to see here

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@_Nosa_

3 years

The diaspora is way more upset at the JB remix than we locals.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

I feel like this marathon just sprung up on us. Didn’t see any announcements anywhere

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@_Nosa_

3 years

This crypto ban is doing way more harm than good. P2P fraud is ridiculous

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@_Nosa_

6 years

There's nothing in Stone Town, my g. Snorkeling is only fun for 30 mins. If you're not about to propose or on a sexcation, Lagos is fine.

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@_Nosa_

1 year

Peter Obi has gone from “he won’t get up to 1m votes” to “influencing” monetary policy. Incredible.

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@Belshagy

1 year

I heard that a group of people influencing the decisions of this monetary policy causing economic hardship for Nigerians are actually working for Obi. Some of us thought they are working for PDP. How can you make life difficult for millions for the ambition of a few?

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@_Nosa_

4 years

We need to get Nengi in Gaia next week. Kai Collective make it happen for the streets.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

Law School is hard but it’s clear that’s not a good enough filter.

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@_Nosa_

2 years

I'm really tired of working for money.

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@_Nosa_

7 months

agency banking is not "dying". but just like consumer fintech, we've hit peak agency banking. if you're not doing anything compelling, it's going to be a long one.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

Does this guy tweet this thing once a month?

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@_Nosa_

3 years

@Jollz When I moved back, I almost started an anon tumblr of Nigerian men peeing in public. (Then, I found employment)

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@_Nosa_

3 years

Lowks didn’t feel bad watching that policeman get knocked over.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

So you mean the RRS, i.e. "the good guys", can't see anything happening in Alausa?

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@_Nosa_

3 years

Between this and Gone Girl, it’s on sight if I see this babe.

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@_Nosa_

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you can't teach attention to detail. if it didn't dey, it didn't dey

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@_Nosa_

4 years

You’re about to chow Jollof and goat meat for dinner, then you gauge your wife didn’t cook it. She ordered it. Now, you’ve lost your appetite. You’re sick. What a betrayed.

Tenderbiggie Eru O'Bodo #RenewedHope

@BayoAdedosu

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There's a growing trend amongst Nigerian women these days.....they order Stews, Soups and Jollof they eat at home from vendors. And I mean married women.

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@_Nosa_

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@ieapiafi Furo, it’s from the floor I’m replying. I’m tired pls

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@_Nosa_

2 years

Since you don't want push notifications or emails, how do you want us to nudge you to do stuff?

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@_Nosa_

4 years

😂😂😂😂

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@_Nosa_

4 years

All these first term politicians that don’t want to work? Lol. We’ll meet in front. No amount of rigging will save you.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

As soon as I see “Hi Nosa” on slack, I know something has spoilt

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@_Nosa_

11 months

London could take two sold out stadium shows in one night? God, I see what you’ve done for other cities.

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@_Nosa_

4 years

We watched a man die on Instagram live. I still can’t believe my eyes.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

Kudrica we move!

Kuda App

@joinkuda

3 years

Elites... 😉 #KudaConversations

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@_Nosa_

5 years

Rapinoe won the WC, scored in the final, finished top scorer and was the tournament’s best player. If she wants to dance all summer, she’s earned it

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@_Nosa_

4 years

We need to remember the business that acted like opps in this period. Not talking is fine, but deliberately acted like opps. After this, they shouldn’t get a dime.

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@_Nosa_

3 years

When that guy from Premium Times wrote this same thing, the political weed carriers told him to go and find the bodies.

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@_Nosa_

9 months

Insane work

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@_Nosa_

8 years

Only Saint we recognize is Obi

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SAINT WEST

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@_Nosa_

5 years

Nigerian online-only bank startup Kuda raises $1.6M via @techcrunch

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@_Nosa_

11 months

I always wonder how customers fall for “anyhow” scams. The websites are always shoddy, the language is so unprofessional, some random gmail used etc. But look at the state of official comms in this country:

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@_Nosa_

4 years

Hate how guys center themselves when tweeting about the next man’s funding announcement. “We played ball one time and I knew he was building the future. Proud to be part of the story.”

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