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The first episode of my ScotSound podcast is available now on YouTube and Spotify! Spotify: YouTube:
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Good Morning! Today is a big day for me!
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ok so i know the slender man movie is fucking terrible but i think the idea of his โ€˜suit and tieโ€™ being these gross ass skin flaps is actually a pretty decent idea
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"I AM INCREDIBOY" "I AM INCREDIBOY" "I AM INCREDIBOY, MR INCREDIBLE!" "Fly home, Buddy." "I AM-- I AM INCREDIBOY!!!!" "I AM INCREDIBOY"
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this tv show probably put autistic representation back several decades
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you didnโ€™t need to put her name in quotation marks btw
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Jamie Lee Curtis talks about defending her trans daughter โ€œRubyโ€ in new interview: โ€œThis is my daughter, this human being has come to me and said, This is who I am. And my job is to say, โ€˜Welcome home.โ€™ I will fight and defend her right to exist to anyone who claims that sheโ€ฆ
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i do prefer an actual suit and tie but if ur gonna try and do something unique with his design i think the pussy flaps worked well
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i spent a not insignificant time as a 9 year old on youtube trying to find the secret ending cutscene where grace sucks your dick
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i love how the thing that is turning dudes off of kanye isnโ€™t the nazism, itโ€™s women
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CARNIVAL IS RUINED FOREVER ๐Ÿ’€
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remember in the screenplay that came w because the internet where this dude shows up, drops the n word then accuses childish gambino of trying to fuck his girlfriend
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10 years ago today, Ylvis released the viral song 'What Does the Fox Say?':
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stop asking for the link. If i had the link iโ€™d be lying passed out in a pool of my own cum, not scrolling twitter
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he looks like if twenty one pilots had a third member that got kicked out for messaging 17 year olds on instagram
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This man has single handedly ruined the brains of so many young people on the Internet
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the two kinds of replies to this tweet
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wow i hit 1k likes which means now i get to promote things. I choose to promote this image of the chumtoad.
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@K0M0MN no point in being pedantic
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@Nitr0gen_Shark i think itโ€™s supposed to look like bark
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DAMN BRO WE SEE THEM HOLY SHIT
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@THELIFE0FTRIBE hank schrader mannequin
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dickheads
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โ€œguys itโ€™s okay iโ€™m allowed to degrade this one specific woman because sheโ€™s a conservativeโ€
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Powerful Abby Shapiro cake
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@sulkyskeleton @luke_b_91 itโ€™s his label
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@literallyxavier i was 9 bro
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@dondagaming think it was just a rumour that people made videos out of
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there is a single black artist listed here
@Melonionlorde
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you're a member of the round table if : - you've changed music forever - broke the codes of the norm - inspired other artists, - that creativity is more important than the numbers - you're seen as the future of music, - your whole visual persona is a work of art.
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โ€œchange da world. my final message. goodbyeโ€
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@SpiritAteABaby
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@_AshBandicoot_ the full design concepts are on the artistโ€™s artstation account, they go hard
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bill clinton kid fucked with hasan and now all of the most annoying people you know are saying shit like โ€œalways had a bad feeling about him lolโ€
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is this fuckinf real bru
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@Noseyodonell751 i just bought more land in the metaverse
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@Casaya_ this was one of the videos i distinctly remember that thumbnail
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@DaveOshry no way in hell this game is gonna be as good as heโ€™s describing
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xxxtentacion has been dead for near 6 years can we stop putting him on albums
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KID CUDI โ€” INSANO ๐Ÿ’ฟ TRACKLIST ๐ŸšจJANUARY 12TH๐Ÿšจ Features Include: โ€ข Travis Scott โ€ข A$AP Rocky โ€ข XXXTENTACION โ€ข Young Thug โ€ข Lil Wayne โ€ข Lil Yachty โ€ข Pharrell Williams โ€ข DJ Drama 21 Tracks. Thoughts?
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how the fuck
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im being told that the pussy oscars (the version of the oscars that judges womens pussy shapes ) has become the latest victim of "woke"
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wayyyy too many of you donโ€™t know what because the internet is
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ok iโ€™m going to mute this thread now but i need you guys to understand iโ€™m not saying this design is better than the original or even anything that great i justs thought it was a neat idea anyway bye bye iโ€™ll check in every once in a while but iโ€™m getting too many notifs lol
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@JaxDavArts
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@_AshBandicoot_ Trueeee! Check out my rendition of him that I did back in 2020.
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found out abt the french-canadian remake of The Office and itโ€™s fucking hysterical title
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95% of the dedee hate is fuelled by the fact that sheโ€™s a black woman
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finally met charlie from HMV. Heโ€™s a bald white dude in his late 30s
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hmv employees wild af
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@MackyThaG @GurdMeSoul pac man has one of the best verses here
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he just like me fr
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@HardDriveMag
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George W. Bushโ€™s Top 100 Video Games of All Time
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this is NOT an excuse for nsfw accounts to follow me and dm me. Piss aff.
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@mangledbyatree gaming events
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means a lot to me that danny shared this
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@deshmor if you donโ€™t understand it you simply donโ€™t know ball
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โ€˜i hate capitalismโ€™ you say, as your exotic boy twink prostitute gives you head under the desk
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shooting ropes to this fuckin video my god
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@sp1d3rland @sorawlr no offense mate but that wasnโ€™t the question
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this tweet doing numbers, be sure to watch HUELL: A BREAKINF BAD MOVIE when it hits theatres this june!
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what
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Choose you font carefully, my friend... http://t.co/tkbwV3C7rU
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anyway Gm Tweeter
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@jacw212 ask 9 year old me dawg i donโ€™t fucking know
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โ€œthey get money from the engagement!!!!โ€ yeah and the worlds worst dude gets money from you using the app in general that just life yall
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if Wakanda Forever taught me anything itโ€™s that Lupita Nyongโ€™o is currently the most stunning person walking the earth
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@indianloonie itโ€™s so funny that ppl use him as a soyjack when heโ€™s like the only dude in the whole show that has his shit together
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@FoursideKM @THELIFE0FTRIBE one of the main pints the book hammers in is that everyone in it is a terrible person
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100,000 fucking likes. To celebrate here are my top 10 favourite games ever.
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next person to tell me not to qrt blue checks is getting coal in their stocking this year
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Correction: There are 2 black artists listed here
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yea i donโ€™t think any of these characters would bow for a rapist
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i love this fucking app
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my ass thought this was an album tracklist
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My medicine
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@moob550 nope it was a rumour that i fully believed
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@AyinePLUR the fact i was literally playing it when i saw this tweet
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what the fuck do landlords do other than take peoples money
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@JayExci the view from halfway down
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girl i fucking hate you
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๐–ฆ๐—‹๐—‚๐—†๐–พ๐—Œ โณ
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same dude that wrote โ€œmy life is like a video game trying hard to beat the stageโ€ btw
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@misato_mommyy the average upper class white american marriage
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i hate it here
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@weirdgameads i actually love this
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hmv employees wild af
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youโ€™re literally rob schneider
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when i was like 15 i burned this mixtape onto a CD-R and listened to it religiously
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@literallyxavier IT MAKES IT UNDERSTANDABLE
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lord
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start using them then goddamn
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๐Ÿ‘€ METALLICA's Lars Ulrich: "We have enough ideas for another 20 records"
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@letterboxd @SonyPictures inb4 replies calling this โ€˜the death of cinemaโ€™ failing to realise that letterboxd does not affect the film industry at all
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iโ€™m sorry this is maybe the funniest thing iโ€™ve seen all year
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@Mike4lyf1 wish twitter had a pin reply feature
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iโ€™m not into dudes but this might be the most attractive man iโ€™ve seen in my life
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second banger tweet i got off this show this week
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@TheOnion love u onion
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@jayjjalen taking the batman over no way home is CRAAAAAAXY
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actually i donโ€™t love it this is hellworld
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@INMYTINYPANTS congratulations you have identified that this tweet is a joke
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LET THEM BREATHE DAWG HOLY SHIT
@todopokie
nico โ™ก
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happy national boob day (late)
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โ€œbecause weโ€™re girfwiend boyfwiendโ€
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this was all the promo i needed really
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i know we al love to joke but Thugger genuinely broke a ton of gender norms in hip hop with a single album cover
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can u name a more thought-provoking, artistically-complex album cover than THIS ONE??? harry styles has a mind of a genius.
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have you guys just never seen an actual real life vagina before
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