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@ZitMonk

11 months

Edgar Chagwa Lungu watching Sunzu Landlord wandi uyu:

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@ZitMonk

1 year

@cr7raprhymes Why didn't he take Madrid Super team to a final 😂😂

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@ZitMonk

11 months

Starlink to SIM Card Zambia K300

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IMF: Your package is ready, you can come & ......

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When these were more than enough during break time at school. Gold! 🤧🤧

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1 year

When were your simpler times ?

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@ZitMonk

3 years

Peter Drury: there's no place to hide for Ole Gunner Solskjaer, Boy this is nasty!! 💀😂😂 #OleIn 🕯🕯🕯🕯

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@ZitMonk

2 years

Plus K2.4m cash. Congratulations Faith, a computer science student at CBU. Will she come back to school uyu? Ine kuti nafileka 😂😂

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@ZitMonk

7 months

20:10:2023 "The Prize and Vision are always made plain. But how you get there is entirely up to God." I only have you Lord to show for all this🙏 First of many. Bsc Economics #CBU_Graduate

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@ZitMonk

10 months

OPEN LETTER TO TASILA LUNGU Why now? Where were you when we needed such pleading when your father and his people killed innocent people and brutality treated every Zambian that opposes them. Remember -Joseph Kaunda, Nsama Chipyoka (Pros), Frank Mugala, Vespers Shimunzhila .....

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@ZitMonk

5 months

For Young Phyros to start selling PlayStations 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️

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@ZitMonk

7 months

Jesus telling His disciples that one of you will betray me 😂😂

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Imagine if bible characters were Zambian.

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@ZitMonk

3 years

The Council Going Back to Take Markets And Bus Stations After Bally speech:

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@ZitMonk

2 years

Lozi guy after being called SID 💀😂

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@ZitMonk

10 months

Dr Hichilema Hakainde! Our Republican President has been awarded a Honorary Doctorate at Valley View University in Accra,Ghana! Congratulations Bally🇿🇲🇿🇲 👏👏

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@ZitMonk

10 months

Knowing your child is in university, only to receive such sad, draining news💔💔 This is the worst news any parent would ever receive🤧🤧 Prayers and thoughts are with the family of the two lost gallant soldiers🙏 RIPKings🕊🕊 #CBUmourns

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@ZitMonk

1 year

Chaggz gave us the hardest Meme material. No one comes close pa Zed😂😂 Send yours A Thread-

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@ZitMonk

2 years

@Bright_Jr95 @DominicMboo_ Rango 😂

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@ZitMonk

2 years

The lady on the space: Chipo I like your the Forehead, it Priest makes me happy

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@ZitMonk

10 months

On this year's Independence Day, Y-Celeb deserves to be honored for the "Zambia Kuchalo" phrase 🇿🇲🇿🇲

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@ZitMonk

4 months

Football we followed, football we will play. Nothing wrong with this attire. Problem mukonda vokopela, no identity iyayi. Iyi te Paris fashion show. C'mon Chipolopolo🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🥳🥳

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@ZitMonk

1 year

This game ku Heros stadium against Barça legends. Are we not suppose to call Herve Renard as well? 🤔💀

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@ZitMonk

1 year

Malawi has fine women on twitter, but who are those we watch in Malawian songs?💀🤔 #TwitterMalawi

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@ZitMonk

11 months

So this means Airtel will now have to fight for me. @Airtel_Zambia You can disconnect my line if you want to. I'm not updating those details you are asking for. What happened to the ones I gave you at first? Very careless people 😂😂😂

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@ZitMonk

3 months

Before the AFCON began. Mo Salah will be top scorer, Oshimen will be top scorer, no Mane will be top scorer Emilio Nsue From Eq-Guinea

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@ZitMonk

5 months

Being the first and only Zambian to have 19m Twitter followers wouldn't have been possible without y'all. Thank you so much!❤️❤️ Please follow, I follow back!🤝

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@ZitMonk

3 years

Daka getting his first league goal against Man Utd. Mwepu getting his first against Liverpool. Zambia 🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲 really doing the most!!! 🙌🙌

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@ZitMonk

7 months

Unfortunately we've lost our brother 💔💔

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@ZitMonk

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A PLEA FOR ASSISTANCE 🙏 His name is Lazarus Nyirongo my former classmate who's battling with Meningitis and needs medical attention asap, which is beyond his family's reach. Anything to help will go a long way🙏 0770309506 - Charles Chinanda 0962685772 - CUEA Please Rt..

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@ZitMonk

4 months

You guys do live? I heard you just record kuma 17 and play the recorded at 19.

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4 months

Final touches before Patricia Ellis and Chiwanza Nachalwe go live on TV1 with the main news

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@ZitMonk

4 months

West Ham giving Arsenal Rice so they can beat them again 😂😂😂

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@ZitMonk

2 years

Peter Drury: There's nothing that will make a West Ham fan happy than beating Chelsea. This is a cross town beating, it will be remembered for months, years, forever!! 😂 god of commentary!!

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@ZitMonk

10 months

You joined twitter. ↓ You didn’t understand. ↓ Forgot about it for years. ↓ Came back randomly one day. ↓ You got addicted There's something we don't know about twitter 🤧😂

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@ZitMonk

3 years

@Chefy187 Just promote ka video kanu in peace imwe, tachamoneke bwino nga bamisandukila apa

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@ZitMonk

1 year

In Zambia we have a test preparing you for an exam 💀💀

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@ZitMonk

2 years

@bennimx This pic hurts 💔💔 I miss Alba 🤧

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@ZitMonk

4 months

No brother @NgomaEvari40712 . I love women!🤧🤧

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@ZitMonk

7 months

You people will complain about anything. If that Starlink setup fee is too much, It simply means you are not the target group. You and I should just continue na Zamtel green thursday😂😂

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@ZitMonk

10 months

Lesotho was better than us. But bola nizigoli 😂😂😂🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲

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@ZitMonk

9 months

The chipolopolo boys won the COSAFA Cup there in South Africa, but weren't received like Champions The Copper Queens got beaten badly ku World Cup but the welcome they received, like they won the tournament. Is that fair? 🤧🤧

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@ZitMonk

7 months

Trying out a new barber is definitely one of the scariest thing a man could ever do, trust issues!🤧🤧

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@ZitMonk

4 months

Boi how do you manage to run a ghost account aii. Pantu ine I can forget and post fyandi😂😂

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@YoMapsofficial

4 months

Good morning ☀️😃🌞❤️

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@ZitMonk

6 months

You are sick if you are enjoying Manchester United downfall. Me:

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@ZitMonk

9 months

This Caicedo guy wasn’t even in the picture before our Mwepu there at Brighton. This would have been our computer breaking the English transfer record zoona 💔💔😭

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@ZitMonk

1 year

You don know!

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@MrBlackOG

1 year

Name a better music duo. I'll wait 😎

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@ZitMonk

2 months

Liverpool: We are winning the quadruple this season. Man Utd:

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@ZitMonk

1 year

@tonytheegoon 🇿🇲

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@ZitMonk

8 months

And so we finish on top of group H. The Football powerhouse is back. Zambia kuchalo 🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲

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@ZitMonk

11 months

Posting your old graduation pictures when your friends are graduating. Same concept here 😂😂

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@PatrickMwelwa_

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Kuti walaba mayo🚶

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@ZitMonk

11 months

He's still the only man that suits the description of Shaka from the books 🤝🤝

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@ZitMonk

1 year

Yo Maps has for a long time advertised his Fill Up Heros Stadium concert. Suddenly we have another event ku show grounds on the same date with big foreign names. All this is to see that his show isn't a success. We don't like seeing each other doing good. Iyo ni pull him down🤧

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@ZitMonk

6 months

Me the first and only Zambian to have 19m twitter followers. But I don't even talk about it bcoz I'm humble. Follow me ifb 🤝

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@ZitMonk

7 months

Delilah after cutting Samson's hair

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@ZitMonk

1 year

@AfricaFactsZone People from movies grow up so fast 😂😂 she made our childhood interesting. Respect!!🙌

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@ZitMonk

11 months

Mutinta's hubby wakulekafye🙌😂 Guys we made the best decision in that August of 2021🇿🇲🇿🇲

Muyaa Ⓜ️bango™️

@muyaa_mbango

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Drop the mic 🎤 Bally.. the world is listening 😊👏🏾👏🏾

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@ZitMonk

2 years

Can you open guys?😂

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@ZitMonk

1 year

🗣Peter Drury: "there will be no other like him 🐐, enjoy him while you can". Don't remind us man. We ain't ready for that! 😥😥😴

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@ZitMonk

9 months

It’s in!! Treated right, women are good people guys. Vama love nivamunshe❤️❤️🫡

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@ZitMonk

11 months

If it was Chagz and his administration that pulled this debt restructuring deal, apa nga kuli debt restructuring dinner, VIP 1pin! I miss that ka father 😂😂😂

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@ZitMonk

3 months

Man implements free education ati teacher to pupil ratio isn't tallying, we have a lot of pupils in classes. Man recruits more teachers ati that's not job creation. Recruiting teachers until it reaches a saturation isn't it. Ninshi timafuna muntu akachite chani aii? aa!😂😂

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@ZitMonk

8 months

Ba ZNBC nibobilima. Daka is closer to Bournemouth now 😂😂

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@ZitMonk

1 year

@tonytheegoon 🇿🇲🇿🇲

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Meta is down! Joined 5 March 2024 here they come😂😂😂

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@ZitMonk

3 years

Zamina mina eh ehe Patson Daka eh eh Zamina mina zankalewa He comes from Zambia 🎶 Our boy with a first of many hat trick en making headlines is everything ♥️😭

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@ZitMonk

1 year

@Mufuliras_first @cr7raprhymes Pep did it with barça with 70% academy players! 😂😂

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@ZitMonk

3 years

@AndyfordMBanda @slapdee We are not hating anyone get that right bamudala!! It's also our choice in democracy voting for Casper. Free world

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@ZitMonk

5 months

What kind of reasoning is that honestly!! You expect a whole president to go ku mine and lead the group for retrieving the buried miners. But you understand the duties of the DMMU Coordinator? Iyi Checks & Balances 💀😂😂

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@ZitMonk

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@DominicMboo_ @InfluencerZm @dstv_zambia @TECNOMobile_ZM @Mufasa_VO #TheLoziGuy

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@ZitMonk

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05! Come on you Chipolopolo boys🥳🥳 We are ready! It's coming Home!🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲

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@ZitMonk

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TIP! How to become a millionaire quickly Get that K17pin and change it to Malawian kwacha and move to Malawi. Thank me later 🤝🤝

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@ZitMonk

4 months

All look perfect but has to be this one!❤️❤️🙌

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4 months

4. Quote this with your best photo of the year

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@ZitMonk

10 months

That Hungry Lion post, at 55 seconds already had 175 comments aaah you people!💀💀😂😂😂

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@Slim_Thanos ❤

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Us without baby pictures watching that trend for baby and now: 😂😂

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@NSyaminwe ♥️

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@ZitMonk

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Going to CBU is hard, and so is coming out of CBU. Congratulations to all the sons & daughters of the soil graduating today🥳🥳🎉🎉 it’s not easy 👏👏👏

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@ZitMonk

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There's nothing a happy Messi can't do. You are not ready for the finished 🐐.. La-Pulger. That Messi and Neymar reunion. Start the count 🙌

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How quick we are to jump on bandwagons that don't matter. Right now what should matter is us knowing How and Why talks are slowing down with the creditors. Bcoz everyone is criticizing the president you jump on it too, I refuse to be this youth! Fixing Zambia isn't for HH alone..

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@ZitMonk

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You went to university for 4 years and can't get a good paying job bcoz you don't have 2 years experience, but you can't get experience bcoz nobody will hire you without experience 😫😫🤧

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@ZitMonk

10 months

How old was he? 🤔

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@TRSportzm

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#OnThisDay in 2015: Patson Daka joined Power Dynamos FC on loan from Kafue Celtic. #TRSportzm

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@ZitMonk

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Cloning nama tweets kumozi. Content is hard on media.😂😂

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@ZitMonk

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Edgar Chagwa Lungu watching Sunzu Landlord wandi uyu:

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@ZitMonk

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Christopher Katongo to Sky Sports explaining our tactics 😂😂

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@seniormadam

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What if Zambia holds a world cup ?

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@ZitMonk

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ZNBC will Remember their televise the Picture & AFCON Sounds

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@NSyaminwe ❤❤

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@ZitMonk

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Ninshi Malawian's think we in Zambia understand their Chewa. They just comment in their language on Zambian tweets🤧🤧

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@Slim_Thanos ❤

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@ZitMonk

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Study shows that 70% of depression & anxiety in young men comes from what they see from their friends. The desire to make it & be on the same pace as their friends in life. Umfwa boi, some of these people are well connected. We all have a day called "One day." Ikabalancer!🤝🤝

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@ZitMonk

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Ati Bembas marry each other to avoid speaking English😭😭 tribal cousin beef ipitilile🤝😂😂

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@ZitMonk

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Unverified accounts after viewing 599 tweets:

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@ZitMonk

2 years

Guys I know that guy on a personal level from CBU. His name is "Bright Chanda". And we use to call him "Rango" during COBUSU elections. And that made him famous that he even won that election. He's cool with that name!🤦

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@ZitMonk

2 years

Zambia is a different country, until the flowers were delivered 💀😂😂

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@ZitMonk

1 year

This is Graham Potter & his family but evil Chelsea fans want him to lose his job. How will he feed his family?? 🤧🤧 #PotterIn 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

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@ZitMonk

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Did you know that at one time Elijah in the Bible told God that he was upset & wanted to die, but God offered him food & asked him to take a nap. He then, Elijah decided that things weren't so bad. Sometimes all you need is food & some good sleep to face it all. Good Morning!🙌🙌

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@DominicMboo_ ❤

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Brother blessed looking good but why am I mentioned here?💀💀

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@ZitMonk

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A PLEA FOR ASSISTANCE 🙏 His name is Lazarus Nyirongo my former classmate who's battling with Meningitis and needs medical attention asap, which is beyond his family's reach. Anything to help will go a long way🙏 0770309506 - Charles Chinanda 0962685772 - CUEA Please Rt..

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@ZitMonk

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Barbra Banda I saw what you did there😂😂 I fell in love again.🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲🇿🇲

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