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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

28 days

Shake up your routine and dance to the beat of Nutra Milk. 📸 @martin_lubinda

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

17 days

Me going to the job I prayed for.

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7 months

@PopCrave "Get my wife's name, out your fucking mouth" plus a slap. Entire time, they weren't even together?

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7 months

@DailyLoud They need to stop giving her the mic.

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11 months

When they open the hatch.

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2 years

#worldwar3 about to start. Please do not involve Africa because......

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

@DailyLoud And what?

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 days

So you stand like that in real life?

𝘗𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘢-𝘛✮

@real_Twalumba

7 days

Y’all are talking about “gas stoves” as if you’ve never ironed clothes like THIS

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@kaonde_king

2 months

Listening to my supervisor tell me how valuable I am to the company without offering me a promotion or raise.

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@kaonde_king

1 year

@DiscussingFilm Keke Palmer watching Rose let Jack drown in 4K.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

4 months

Sunzu has done more for this country than his tenant.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

@DailyLoud How Jada grabs every chance to embarass Will.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

Imagine if bible characters were Zambian.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

4 years

Zambians looking at Malawi changing governments.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

4 months

So this is love.. mmmm mmmm mmmm.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

2 months

Rich people wondering why there's 400 new attendees to an event that only attracts 30 people.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 years

HH and the UPND should not be blinded by the support we showed them, we will hold you accountable for every decision you make. We are not your Fans!!!

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

1 year

@mikay_choi @PopBase Not anymore.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

11 months

I hate this.😭😭

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 months

Daka!!!! He was just okay marrying the best friend.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

1 year

Fixed it.😌

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@Mwebantu

1 year

#WATCH The arrival of U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris who is visiting #Zambia today and tomorrow. (Video by Mrs Naomi Nyawali)

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

2 years

Last time Zimbabwe got congratulated for anything, it was a coup.

Dr Bongi Kaunda 🇿🇼 🇨🇩 🇨🇩 🇨🇩

@kaunda_bongi

2 years

Zambia is being congratulated for getting a loan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@kaonde_king

7 months

@DailyLoud The lawyer young thug needs.

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@kaonde_king

7 months

@DailyLoud @TeezoTouchdown Bro said...

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

27 days

J Cole Fans hearing him apologise for dissing Kendrick after losing friends and family over it.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

Airport kwati nipa Kapiri.😭😭

Dr. Arthie Moore-Robberts I Entrepreneur

@ArthieMoore

7 months

We were on the first inaugural flight for @FlySafair from South Africa to Zimbabwe 🇿🇼...what a stunning welcome🙏 🤗

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

9 months

The bus I am on has a Ceiling.😭😭

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

2 years

This boy on Tiktok put "OutKast - Hey Ya" on 'Artist who made one hit and Fell off.' Andre 3000 and Big Boi's OutKast!!

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

2 years

@goal After everything he's had to endure the past week. Even the strongest have a breakpoint. Get well soon King! Keep your head up.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

@PopCrave Stans who got engagement from feuding.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

1 year

@somerichgirl1 "Jarvis, who came up with this Kevin hart shit?"

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

4 years

You be joking the entire way with your aunt until you reach a few meters from the funeral house and they suddenly start screaming and crying.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

6 months

It is crazy, maybe even foolish that we started dating the day we first met. Crazy that we took the that leap hand in hand and haven't looked back since . We've grown so much, we've learnt so much but above all we love each other so much. Crazy that I love you more now than I…

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@kaonde_king

7 months

@Morbidful Choosing to lose your hand over loosing your life is a decision most of us wouldn't make.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 years

The white boy is invited to the Christmas party. He can have 2 fantas, extra rice and 2 pieces of Chicken.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

1 year

Tell us the greatest zambian video of all time?

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

9 months

When you are running late and the bus driver is driving like he is also running late.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

@naat_lemons @PopCrave

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

1 year

I dont know how to explain it but those are the tuma skunas that haunted the toilets of Zambian schools.

Elsa Majimbo 🇿🇦

@ElsaAngel19

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

*Starts raining Electricity:

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

2 months

Imagine you attended a rich people's event.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

11 months

Ninshi rent in Lusaka niyama expatriate nama UN employees? These amounts surely aren't set with an average Zambian's salary in mind.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

2 years

That K1,000 has me thinking about how losing you was too high a price to pay. Remember how we promised each other forever like wakanda. I will "Never forget" how you made me strong like Vibranium. Ohns tried to Sampa you but you stood by me. Say Hi to your Chef for me.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

4 years

I like your Shirt "Well, thank you. I had to fight for it pa salaula."

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 years

My Grand uncle begging for the release of Kenneth Kaunda after his arrest in 1996.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

1 year

Limbi niba GCE.

Netflix Nigeria

@NetflixNaija

1 year

Welcome to Wilmer Academy, a school where your dreams are either fulfilled or broken. #FarFromHome is coming 📚

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

Bringing this back.😂😂

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@kaonde_king

7 months

What is Zambian math?

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

11 months

We are back in the AFCON!!

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

2 years

The King James Version?

Buttcrack Sports

@ButtCrackSports

2 years

Scientists at Bishop Sycamore University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Jesus of Nazareth might have looked

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 years

Barbra Banda appreciation Tweet!! What a gem!🇿🇲

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

1 year

Colonisation really did a number on us. Remember being punished for speaking vernacular in class? In your own country, by your own people, punished for speaking your native language.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 years

People seriously want to vote PF back cause HH pointing out their failures as a govt is irritating? Talk about Stockholm syndrome.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

4 years

This Emoji in Zambia will translate to "Utuntu"

Emojipedia

@Emojipedia

4 years

New in Emoji 13.0: Pinched Fingers, with skin tone support #Emoji2020

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 months

Spotify subscription was K85 the other day. Today, its K77.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

2 years

This is a debate in Bemba. The eloquency and the clarity of the points she raised. I hope more of such will be encouraged.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

@PopBase Why is every big foot footage that ever existed so low quality and pixilated?

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

1 year

Financial tip: Leave the accent from abroad at home when you go to Salaula.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

4 months

Every year, they do a tour. Ni music festival?

Disaster Management and Mitigation Unit

@DMMUZambia

4 months

DMMU National Coordinator Dr Gabriel Pollen tours Lusaka's Kulima Tower Bus Station. The bus has been flooded due to continuous heavy rains experienced in the city. DMMU and the local authority plans to reconstruct the drainage system in the station to ease rainwater flow

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

1 year

Financial tip: Always have a K2 to spare, you never know when you might need a freezit.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

2 years

@PhotosOfKanye These people seem to be co parenting and getting along just fine and it's it's people on social media who are the most offended. 😄

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@kaonde_king

2 years

This should have been Simon's response.💀💀💀

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@kaonde_king

3 years

When HH wins, the following day by 16hrs the national team will qualify for the world cup.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 years

Lwanu, Mwinilunga.☺️

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@kaonde_king

2 years

We want to It is commission hire you. based.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

2 years

No one would Leave a country run by Hakainde for Ramaphosa's.

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@NgoepeJay

2 years

@MaBee_N They want to come to South Africa.. It's a strategy

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@kaonde_king

5 years

@Nizah89 Am convinced that Men are most happy when women are not around.

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@kaonde_king

2 years

@WomanKingMovie The damn Accents!!

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

10 months

2014 boss? What more me, I am not the same person I was 2 hours ago.

Captain Solo

@DobaniSingoJR

10 months

“Street vendors, taxi and bus drivers. No one will remove you from where you are,” Mr Hichilema declared amid loud cheers." 👀👀👀

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 months

He looks like his main hustle is selling carpets.

Ounahi stan🇲🇦

@CrewsmatMorocco

3 months

Zambia ain’t ready for Ounahi

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@kaonde_king

4 months

Social media after BBC dropped that TB Joshua documentary.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 years

Look at us following presidential press briefings religiously. HH has us in a bottle.😂😂😂

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 years

Naise, we started with Zero likes on our tweets. Look at us now, getting 5 likes. Not bad.😌

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

11 months

Over here. We brag different.🤌🏾

Mkomana wepa Kwekwe🇿🇼🇮🇳🔪

@kamalizah_oneal

11 months

@kaonde_king Now tell us your Celebrities you frauds

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

1 year

Last night she was on the Jimmy Fallon show alongside the multi Grammy award winner Angelique Kidjo. She has performed on some of the world's biggest stages and some of the biggest music festivals like Coachella and Lollapalooza. Is she "really that... great", compared to who?

Patience Rise 😍❤️

@Godstinyone

1 year

Just be honest, is Sampa the Great really that… “great”?? 🤔 I come in peace ✌🏾

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@kaonde_king

1 year

This picture is so traumatising.😭😭

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@kaonde_king

4 years

I will ignore your phone call and view your WhatsApp status right after. I ain't scared of anybody.😏

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@kaonde_king

8 months

When it comes to exalting God. I bet He blushes when the Bembas start calling Him by His titles.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

Came across this amazing talent and I just had to share. His name is Lemmae and this is his latest single called "Chikondi."

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@kaonde_king

7 months

@GingerSwizz @PopCrave I need Chris Rock to do another special after this.

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@kaonde_king

2 months

When my English bundles deplete for a minute but I regain composure.

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@kaonde_king

2 months

Imagine you attended a rich people's event.

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@kaonde_king

4 years

Kansi they are making clothes now, no wonder inaleka kuoneka glycerine.

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@kaonde_king

2 years

"Meal Allowances to be reintroduced in 2023." Unza and CBU Students finishing this year:

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@kaonde_king

2 years

When I apply for a Visa to the UK and they start showing me my tweets about the Queen ku Interview.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

My girl is funny.😅 I am gonna marry her ass.

Zana

@petite_melanin

7 months

Happy birthday to my favourite human being ever!! On this day I'm especially grateful for you. Meeting you, getting to know you and loving you has been the best thing I've done. I hope this year brings you joy, peace and very few aches😂. I love you now and always.❤️😘

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@kaonde_king

4 years

After losing my mom, my Dad, my cousin, my aunt. I thought no one's death would ever break me again. I am broken!!😭😭😭

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

9 months

The World cup is just lucky that we got proper boots kuma last.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

I would like to thank y'all for always interacting with my content. Hit 10K and I am only just realising. I appreciate each and everyone of you. Zed X/Twitter is such an amazing community. To more growth, more positive and joy bringing interactions.🥂

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 years

I met this intelligent young lady pa queue kuma election. Had the most amazing conversation with her but I didn't get her line cause you know "Faithful boyfriend." Got dumped 3 days later. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

10 months

My girl hates cooking, so I wrote a piece about it. 😌

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@kaonde_king

7 months

The Marketeers at the temple running away from Jesus.

Ronald III

@kaonde_king

7 months

Imagine if bible characters were Zambian.

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@kaonde_king

3 months

Was in shoprite, me and this random woman catch each others eyes and just laugh out loud. Because we both couldn't believe the prices we were seeing.😭😭

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

4 years

Me: I shouldn't be telling you this but I saw your man at the club with another gal. Its too much😞 My Crush: What was he doing with her? Me:

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

10 months

A barberman should be required by law to give his customers at least 3 months notice if and when he is moving.

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

4 months

“Make me sweat, make me hotter Make me lose my breath, make me water”

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

4 years

TL Asleep? Initially ECL left UPND to Join PF. Maybe that was the plan all along, to infiltrate PF, Become president and then mess up PF so that Zambians end up voting UPND into power.🤯🤯🤯

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Ronald III

@kaonde_king

3 years

Mufulira people ignoring the humble leader is the best thing to happen in 2021.