Wamzy Wamz @Wambzz_ Twitter profile

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Today is the worst day of my life. RIP mom.😭😭

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@Wambzz_

4 years

Make your women cum or go to jail Kikuyu niggas:

ÀDÄM

@AdamSB___

4 years

Bombooclaat

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4 years

I lost my friends when I got broke. When I get my bag right I’m doing one nice thing for each of them and then going mute for life.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

But women tumejifanya sijui aje. Taking care of the home ni kazi yako. From cleaning to cooking to laundry. Kila kitu. The man’s job ni providence. Kwani hamjafunzwa?

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@Wambzz_

4 years

Kikuyu babes, the time is now😎

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Drunk me hitting on men vs sober me dealing with the consequences

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@Limorio_

5 years

Bomboclaat.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Yaani miguu zenu huguza chini mkiketi kwa mat? Heh! Mimi huskia tu kwa story. 😭😭

Limo

@Limorio_

5 years

Ukiwa kwa hii seat nganya ikipiga emergency breaks na hujafunga belt msee hugeukia na huko Sachang'wan ndio uanze safari kurudi Nairobi

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@Wambzz_

5 years

No one : Papa Jones :

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@Wambzz_

4 years

I still go for therapy 😭😭

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

You know what else comes in twos? Balls. The ones you grabbed.

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@Wambzz_

4 years

Willy Pauline

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 months

You cannot be posting uso za watu huku bila consent na mfikirie you'll get away with it. Now it's personal. Mtajua who runs this country.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

This generation of boys wanakaa wale “hujipata” wanaishi kwao at 50 with no source of income or anything to their name.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Deciding which boyfriend to see this weekend

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5 years

Piki piki pongi pongi

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

If you decide to get a sponyo don’t settle for small small alcohol, vacations, 10,000 Mpesa and shopping sprees. Mwambie akufungulie biashara ama alete title deed.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 months

She was in her house. What other precautions could she have taken? Let's stop these killings.

Citizen TV Kenya

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5 months

Woman found dead in her house, lover on the run

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

She donated it to provide material for your lips

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@Asamoh_

4 years

Where is your waist 🤪🤪🤪🤪

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

3 years

Magufuli visits a primary school. Watoto na Pombe

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

“Mpatie mimba atulie” Her with the mimba:

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Juu hamna boobs

bosi 🧊

@bosibori_Ke

5 years

Sisi magangster hatutambui bra Kila siku is a #NoBraDay 😁😁

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

How is your assault case going?

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@Wambzz_

4 years

How good are you on your knees?😍😍

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

3 years

Kwani umerarua hoho na mikono?😹😹

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Some of y’all si banter. Ni bitterness ya kukataliwa.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Nye nye nye boo boo

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@Mercymutai_

4 years

Girls with pirced tongues disgust me.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Give it up for Susan Wachira and her experience with alcohol

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

That smile just gave me so much Jowie in my heart swts 😍

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Wacha kusumbua mtoto wa wenyewe ati she’s expensive. Kama huwezani songa tu, kuna mwenye atawezana.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Ukikosa kutuonyesha stairs in a day utagonjeka?

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

@horack_k She’s from Tanzania. We don’t speak Swahili in Kenya

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Asamoh just spews out hate on women because deep down, he knows he can’t attract anyone even with his small money. Yuck!! Huwezi kuwa ugly on the inside na on the outside!🤦🏽‍♀️ so from today, a taste of his own medicine will be served to him in small doses.

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Wamzy Wamz

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4 years

Those screenshots are working against her sasa. Ata waseme nini aliwakula nyote na mlikuwa mkijua 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Hey @Heineken I think it’s time you we took our relationship to another level. Make me your brand ambassador thanks!

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Hahahahahanaliahahaha

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

3 years

Video si emergency. You can wait till you save enough money to shoot.🤷🏽‍♀️

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

I’m sorry but black American girls have so much bile. Everything is either, sexist, racist or colourism or all three. Ugh!!🙄🙄

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

I shaved his pubes, including balls and ass na bado tukawachana 😭😭

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Yaani niwatafutie, niwanunulie, niwabebee na niwapikie? Kwani mmerogwa?

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Bomboclaat

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@Wambzz_

4 years

Heri ya mzazi kuliko matatu

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Nimeambiwa I was looking good jana 😅😅

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Guys, I’ve been invited for an interview!! SEE GOD!!😭😭😭😭

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Utaskia lini sikutaki 😠

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

“Xtian Sins” This one was definitely intentional 😹😹

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

@kilundeezy Kilunda, you’re fat, Ukona matiti, you have sandpaper feeling ass hands, unanuka ushago, you’re short, you’re attention starved and talentless. Deal na drama yako. Goodnight!

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4 years

🤔🤔🤔🤔

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Letting our friends hit in 2020>>>>

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Yaani ukona standards na hiyo kipara yako?

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Me: Nitaosha viombo baadaye wacha chakula ishuke kwanza. My mom:

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@Morara__

5 years

Aaah utaniua

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Dear God, give mom the phone I want to talk to her.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

I interpreted this thread as, "I tried to tell him what to do and what to become because I helped him once or thrice and when he didn't do what I wanted, I decided to throw tantrums online. " But what do I know?🤷🏽‍♀️

 Gee Kadere 🇰🇪

@Gee_Muri

4 years

So I was one big Kilundeezy fan. I was ready to go all the way for mans. But him lying and dragging my name while at it, nope wacha nimpee the clout he’s looking for... Small thread, decipher whatever you want from it!!

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

This time nikikosa plus one wa Chris Martin naingia na chupa yangu kwa boobs, naweka straw ndani na naimumunya venye ningemumunya someone's son.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Piece of advice, ukichagua mahali pa kupeleka mtu date, just make sure you can afford the most expensive thing on the menu. To be safe.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Dear men, what makes your soldier fall in the middle of coitus?

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Juzi niliambiwa nikitoa foundation mbwa zote za Naivasha zinakufa. My life has never been the same.😂😂

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

YOU GUYS CANNOT BE LYING ABOUT RAPE AND KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!! Mnafikiria nyinyi ni nani? Conveniently, narrative inachange after receipts zimeletwa! 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Everybody wanna steal my giiirl, They just wanna take take her heart away, Couple billion in the whole wide world, Find another cause she belongs to me...

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Mutuku hutokea kwa vita za wamama but as a mdaku si kupiganiwa 😹😹😹😹

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Hey guys, so we have a ready price list. Remember, orders for tomorrow come with free delivery

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Weed should remain illegal. Unataka kuniambia kuvuta matawi ni kitu natural kweli?

Billy The GOAT

@CrazyNairobian

4 years

Leteni hizo weed stories zenyu tuskie ndio tuone kama inafaa kuwa legal ama illegal 😩

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

I'm not yet ready to talk about it but one day, I'll do a thread on how my life will never be the same because of him and his ashy minions. 😭😭 #SurvivingOsama

Kamtu Ka Mbao

@kampupi

4 years

Guys share how Otero’s bullying has affected you personally 😭😭 #SurvivingOsama

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

If you’re industry is even still operational thank God. Wengine we’re not even working from home as such. Tuko home.

Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

4 years

Kama ushapata Salo ya April/Kama utaipata, kumbuka kushukuru Mungu.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Guys from Mirema and it’s environs, Najua mnapenda mvinyo. Nataka kuwauzia pombe at very affordable prices. Which brand are most common for you guys? Please RT wisely. Naogopa kufungiwa nyumba😭😭

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

@Lovingson_ Pole sana. But usiskize internet strangers. Nyinyi Ndio mnajua mmetoana wapi. If you want to talk things out, usijifungie.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Personally, Siwezi kimbizana na mtu alee mtoto wake. You will never be at peace knowing kuna damu yako huko nje na humjui ata🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️if you don’t, your loss

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Showed my mom something on Instagram then she double-tapped alafu akaniambia ati, "Weh! Hii inaniretea mapens! " 😂😂😂😂Kikuyu moms are comedy gold!

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Wengine wenu mtaenda concert ya Chris Martin juu that's the only chance Mkonayo ya kuexperience D Major.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

@olson_ngula 🙊🙊

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@Wambzz_

2 years

@Brianmbunde Gaming on your phone? Eew! What ghetto is that even? We now game on our fridges and microwaves 😎

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@Wambzz_

5 years

Chokoraa Twitter are the true definition of "Kwa ground vitu ni different". They are genuinely nice people.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Mom nataka kuchange course

SUMEYA MEDIA AND EVENTS PR

@SumeyaeventsPR

5 years

Caption this

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Sometimes I like to exercise my vocal chords 😅😅 msikuwe wakali please😢

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Tl asleep? Just here to brag about how beautiful my mother was and how I’m her twin💁🏽‍♀️

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

My friend's marriage is on the rocks because the HUSBAND was sleeping with her SISTER!!? Kwani watu wamekuwa takataka she Sikh hizi? 🙄🙄

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Don't spend your money on women and then expect sex at the end of the day. No one asked for your money and you're not entitled to any favours. That's the unpleasant truth

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Maumau: Babe nipitishie hiyo sock iko chini ya bed. The mans:

Sims.

@BeLikeMarvin

5 years

Itakuwa ngumu

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Hey @iddriss__ my safeboda just cancelled. Can I ride you instead?

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Unpopular opinion: Nduma tastes like something that shouldn't exist.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

No one has your back like your mom. Appreciate her while you still can.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

That Safaricom CEO is a little bundle of joy😅

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

When you don't ask, "Sasa unataka kulia?" In an argument.

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4 years

Bomboclaat!!!

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Hey @bryoshavin ninunulie pombe ama niseme venye ulituwachia shonde ikona mizizi kwa choo.😠😠

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Watu kwetu ni Mali safi but I also do natural facebeats. I can also get extra if you want. Basically, please hit me up to get your face done at affordable rates.🥰🥰

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

5 years

Marijuana, makapatana, makakosana.

🍁RASTA MAN™🍁

@ItsJeffreyJeff

5 years

"Also bring marijuana. And i have an edible for you"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Tumeongeza wine na beers. Mko?

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

@__wanguiii Kwani watu hawajafunzwa kwao kazi ya kumaintain nyumba ni ya women. Men can barely even remember to oil themselves 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

@rosekamau_ Not every month has 31 days. It would have even been easier to do 50×365.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Y’all bullied Seth into admitting his personal issues alafu sasa you want to act like you care? Hypocrisy!🙄🙄

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Almost every man I talk to.

Search #BonifayJayShop

@Internet_Hussla

4 years

Bomboclaat:

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

One of the babies who escaped the condom

drey

@Dreymwangi

4 years

Hio dislike mnadhani ni ya nani? 😂😂😂

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

@muthoni_njakwe @warimikarogo People don’t cut because they’re angry. Fungua google madam

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

For sale.... 600k. DM for enquiries.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

“I stand with Governor Lonyangapuo. You will not bring him down politically!!”

Xtian Dela™

@xtiandela

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I stand with Governor Lonyangapuo. You will not bring him down politically!!

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

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Frame 1 was birthday ya mtoto wa G. I was plotting my revenge. Uliniibia 2019, when I lost my mom. Wolf in sheep skin. You will absolutely not tarnish my name. Ukikuja kukula kwangu na nikituma fare when you got stuck at work ukiwa CCI. Sit down bitch.

Mafirifiri Kwa Macho🌶

@m3kaveli

5 months

Nilikuibia lappy 2019 but you still came over to my place for a friend's gathering while pregnant and later still invited me for your child's kosokoso? You can lie but not on my name. Na uwaambie ii deni ni ya last year you blob of elianto.

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

3 years

Sasa Kampupi ni Kimpupi juu kuna kampupi kasmall kanakuja?😹😹

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Wamzy Wamz

@Wambzz_

4 years

Your face didn’t have to be on the packaging. That printing money could have bought more pads🙄🙄

Esther Muthoni Passaris

@EstherPassaris

4 years

900 cartons of quality menstrual hygiene products dispatched today so that our girls in Nairobi County can experience their menstruation in dignity and free of shame. No one should choose between a sanitary pad or meal. #TwendeKazike