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Human | Building @Shipbubble & @theGVStudio

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined October 2011
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@_chisomokafor
CHISOM
1 year
Do you need fresh high quality organic farm produce to be delivered to you in Abuja and other states in Nigeria? Kindly reach out to us via @Faarmrich . We deal in tubers, fruits and vegetables like: Irish potatoes, Sweet potatoes, Tomatoes, Onions, Peppers, Bell peppers,…
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@_chisomokafor
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5 years
I'll never forget this transformation. God continue to bless this woman.
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@_chisomokafor
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Genetics is the closest thing to magic I have ever experienced
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5 months
"Phoțos taken 30 years apart. My dad at age 33 and me at age 3 on the left. And me at age 34 and my son and age 3 on the right." - Fred Smith/Facebòok
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@_chisomokafor
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I got married to my friend but after we got married, we stopped being friends. Let me tell you a short story.
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4 years
A short PS5 Story.
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@_chisomokafor
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5 years
Don't you people get tired of asking these very stupid questions!?
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@_chisomokafor
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1 year
The best way to end 2022; A father.
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@_chisomokafor
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3 years
Started with her asking "Hi, can you teach me how to dance like you?" That lesson is about to last a lifetime😅 To forever, Love.
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@_chisomokafor
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6 years
Almost every guy is guilty of this. Damn! 😖 It hit me! 😞 TRUTH!
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@_chisomokafor
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2 years
…I felt my wife won’t apologize to me the way I wanted to be apologized to. So, I kept the pain. We fixed up, forgave ourselves and began building our friendship afresh. Now, my wife is My GEE! My mannest G!!! I don’t keep any hurt from her. I tell her regardless of how I…
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@_chisomokafor
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2 years
…feel or the discomfort and we trash it. I would love for this friendship to be forever but even if it gets tested, I know for sure we will fix it. Friendship in marriage is beautiful and I hope you do everything in your power to have that in yours. Happy Sunday 🙌🏾
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@_chisomokafor
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“Williams is so good” “Williams is so good” Williams after facing Nigeria in penalties
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3 years
My biggest prayer of 2020 has been answered!!! 🙌🏽😭
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@_chisomokafor
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6 months
Adulthood has taught me that that Neighbour who was always stopping us from playing football beside his car was not wicked.
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@_chisomokafor
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3 years
As a kid, I was very intelligent. I succeeded at virtually everything; Academics, art, dancing, gymnastics, track and field, u name it! Mathematics, quantitative reasoning, came easily. But I never knew hw to deal with FAILURE. When I began experiencing it, it almost killed me.
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@_chisomokafor
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11 months
Anybody attempting to break this record within 1 year is wasting their time. It’s clearly in the GWR bio. GWR won’t even open their email. So if you see anyone raising money and claiming to want to break this record, you are witnessing an organized fraud. Congratulations Hilda!
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@GWR
Guinness World Records
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After reviewing all the footage, we're delighted to announce that Hilda Baci is the new record holder for the longest cooking marathon (individual) 💫 Watch the video to find out the official time we've awarded Hilda and read the full explanation below 👇
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@_chisomokafor
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4 years
...she said Yes to forever, with the imperfect me.
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4 years
On the 1st of January, 2020...
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@_chisomokafor
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4 years
2020, we are taking our woman's jeans! ✊🏽
@SeniormanOA
O.A💫
4 years
Dressed in all black because I went to bury my problems at the feet of the Most High.
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@_chisomokafor
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4 years
The big lesson in this story: Move to Canada.
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Alphonso Davies' journey to the top is special ❤️🇨🇦 (via @WhitecapsFC )
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@_chisomokafor
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3 years
I and my brother.
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@_chisomokafor
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3 years
One day we will talk about how Nigerian parents are more concerned about people's perception of their family rather than the mental health of the members of their family.
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This was us a day before d surgery. Shaky but we believed God that Nonso was going to come out strong. You could see from our faces that we were stressed! Nonso had the shades to reduce the hypersensitivity of his eye. Today, he is 100% okay & a new member joined our circle 😁
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Tolulope Olorundero
1 year
A couple of lessons from Aproko Doctor’s video. The most profound for me is about the value of a friendship circle that can hold you up in the midst of confusion. It’s really difficult to do life on one’s own.
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…everything for us was we discovering and learning our Apology Languages. Many people don’t know there’s something like an apology language; the way you want or like to be apologized to. I found out that the real reason why I wasn’t sharing those little hurts was cos…
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@_chisomokafor
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2 years
When we were about to reach the breaking point, we decided to seek a marriage counsellor who helped us. Let me tell you something, marriage counsellors are good. They’ll help you if you want to be helped. Seeking a marriage counsellor means you care about your marriage.
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@_chisomokafor
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Bros, there’s no 5 star hotel in Nigeria.
@OurAreaDotCom
Our Area
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The Delborough. A new 5 star hotel in the heart of Victoria Island, Lagos state.
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@_chisomokafor
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@KamieCrawford @kenyoh3 I always thought it was called ‘dry cleaning’ because your clothes come back to you, ‘dry and clean’.
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@_chisomokafor
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…I don’t like, I often didn’t talk about it because I wasn’t in the mood for an argument. Unknown to me, the tiny hurts I thought I let go of were piling up somewhere in my heart and before I knew it, I became resentful toward her.
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@_chisomokafor
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4 years
Just met @josh2funny at the ATM. Had to famz!!! Guy is coooooooool I swear!! 🤣
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@_chisomokafor
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5 years
Someone just sent me this. This is the boy now! I'm crying like a baby. I can't even contain the joy.
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@_chisomokafor
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3 years
#Top4Of2020 A Thread! My wife and I.
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@_chisomokafor
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So my wife decided to take me out on a surprise date to celebrate my birthday 🥳 A Thread
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3 years
Anytime I see the fearless drink, I feel like there's engine oil or break fluid inside. Who endorsed that bottle?
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@_chisomokafor
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4 years
Do you want to learn how to wash your hands properly? Watch this video.
@itsTomiwa
Tomiwa Talabi
4 years
My first TikTok attempt ft @Tyra__C , what do you think? 😊
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3 years
This Cold!!!!!
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10 months
I just finished season 1 of the series FROM. All I can say is OMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOO 😭
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This is the thing with Nigerians. I don't know what to call it but what comes to my head is ‘Flock mindset’. When one person tries something and succeeds, a multitude floods that direction ignoring the skillset or expertise required to excel. I have seen it in music, skit…
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“We have received 1,500 applications from Nigerians in two months” – Guinness World Record reveals
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My wife is one of the most amazing people I have ever met. Apart from sharing the same value system, she understands herself and me a lot! But, no matter how good you and your spouse are, there are principles that when disobeyed, your marriage will be a mess.
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@_chisomokafor
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3 years
Dear 2020, I won. 😁
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She knew something was wrong and she kept asking me cos my reactions were irrational at many points. I knew something was wrong but I couldn’t place what it was. Fam, it almost ruined my marriage. My wife was tired! I was drained!
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@_chisomokafor
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4 years
This man left our office 20mins ago but his perfume is now a staff here 😭
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@_chisomokafor
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I'm 27 today. Happy birthday Chisom 😁
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@_chisomokafor
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My wife is the kind of person that confronts someone when they do something she doesn’t like. She doesn’t pretend. On the other hand, I can swallow stuff because ‘I don’t like wahala/disagreements’. Over the years, even before we got married, when my wife does something…
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@_chisomokafor
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This has been an amazing week and year for me and my family. The support has been out of the world! God bless you all. I really appreciate. Also, I wish everyone who hasn't found a life partner, favour. You will find the best person designed for you. Amen!
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Many people are like me when it comes to consuming milk —we like it creamy and thick. However, due to our lactose intolerance, we struggle to consume milk even in small quantity. I tried this trick and it worked for me. I believe it may work for you too. I got this Hollandia…
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@_chisomokafor
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11 months
I might have found out how to enjoy milk despite being lactose intolerant. Should I share?
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@_chisomokafor
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3 years
I know I don't have money yet o, but you see this interior deco? Mbaaaaaaa!
@RealKiddWaya
Kiddwaya 🌓
3 years
Back home.
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@_chisomokafor
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2 years
For d first time in my life, this year, I paid rent & I didn’t shake (I paid a month before it was due) This is d same yr I bought a car. At this time 5 yrs ago, I was earning 50K. Don’t underestimate what u can achieve in 5yrs. Put in the work & build the right relationships.
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I want to call out d armed robbery happening at computer Village Ikeja, perpetrated by the Nigerian Police and Lastma officials. The traffic light leading to Mobolaji Bank Anthony has been programmed to deceive drivers into falling prey to their robbery. Here's how they do it👇🏾
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Some people have tried so many things on their own but it didn’t work? Why not seek professional help? I’ll always advice this. The counselling process made me realize some things dat were wrong with me & my marriage. We were reminded of our love languages but what changed...
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@_chisomokafor
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4 years
Are you going to feed the person you kidnapped?
@ChiofCanada_ijn
The nwii in you will see nwii😒
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Boiled yam and egg sauce. Simple but definitely a classic. Easily one of my favorite breakfast meals because it’s easy to make,doesn’t stress me out and always tastes good😁
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Isn't she beautiful!!!!!💕
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SARS killed my dear cousin and siezed his body. We had to go to court for it. He was the only son then and died at 21. #EndSARS
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3 years
My beautiful wife and I. ❤
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@_chisomokafor
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Made Kuti married an Igbo woman? That means he is automatically disqualified from contesting for governorship in the South-west.
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@_chisomokafor
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6 years
Goats eat grass 😉
@ima_george___
imabong
6 years
Why is his tongue green tho🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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@_chisomokafor
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South African Girls and Artistes are on a different level of Weird 😭 Just look at Cassper Nyowest
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@_chisomokafor
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3 years
You guys forgot to change Tinubu's age on Wikipedia
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@jidesanwoolu
Babajide Sanwo-Olu
3 years
Hearty congratulations to our great leader, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu on the joyous occasion of his 69th birthday. Asiwaju is a statesman and builder whose contribution to a progressive and democratic Nigeria can not be quantified.
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I and a beautiful lady today
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@_chisomokafor
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Can Bolt/Uber drivers do a thread of their experiences with horrible passengers? We make it look like all passengers are saints. Some people are so so so horrible to be honest! The stories I have heard offline are so crazy.
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@_chisomokafor
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2 years
If you have questions, feel free to ask me
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Me, I'm not Alpha Mail please My wife dey send me errand 😭
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@_chisomokafor
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3 years
The Rain has stopped and Lagos is no longer flooded.
@imohumoren
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3 years
There’s a bird at my window. What could this mean?
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2 years
If Mohammed Salah wasn't having a good career, they would have claimed it was Allah punishing him for celebrating Christmas
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@_chisomokafor
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4 years
I heard his number is 08106640458 and he also sells brand new laptops for N2,000. Give him a call dears.
@AlexVivyNnabue
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4 years
This cab driver said we deserve to be killed because we have tattoos. That no responsible man will have tattoos
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3 years
My First Christmas as a Married man. Today, it's just the two of us! We met for the first time on the 24th of December 3 years ago and became friends on this day, 3 years ago. The friendship is now forever. Tears of Joy in my eyes mahn!
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@_chisomokafor
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3 years
Cheers to another year 🥳 Happy Birthday, Chisom 😁 I wish myself everything good; new wins, great partnerships, great ideas. Amen!
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3 years
THEY HAVE BEEN FOUND!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽
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3 years
Guys Please, Retweet! This came as a shock. A family friend and his daughter are missing 💔
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3 years
No be Danny Walter be this?
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@_chisomokafor
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6 years
Remember this Guy? This is him now!!! Never give up on chasing your dreams
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4 years
Dear @jack @Twitter , We believe it high time @aproko_doctor got verified. Not only does he give us premium content that help us live better & healthy lives, he has also been very helpful throughout the #EndSARS #EndSWAT protests. We will be so happy if our request is granted.
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️️️️ ️ ️️️️ ️️️️️ ️
@Jaynaija
JayNaija
1 year
What’s your favorite Odumodu song ?
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@_chisomokafor
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2 years
Rest In Peace King 💔
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1 year
Before we got married, there was a time when I was out of a job. The company had closed down and my boss then didn’t pay me salary for that month. My wife (gf then) was sending me money for upkeep monthly till I got a good job. The first month she did this, I cried like a baby.
@suwaidybaba
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1 year
Married couples tell us one thing your partner did that made you said "God thank you for making this person mine" feed us with good stories.
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4 years
Covid-19 palliatives sold in the UK?????? WTF!!
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4 years
Us.
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4 years
It wasn't God, it was the people. Let's stop waiting for God to do the job of the people. The will and power of choice he gave us is not for decoration.
@TopeAkinyode
Tope Akinyode
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The God that delivered America from Trump will also deliver Nigeria from Buhari
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3 years
The Catholic Church choosing not to Wed the LGBTQ+ Community shouldn't be a problem. Every organised body has laws/rules guiding it. If it doesn't go well with you, you have the choice to go somewhere else that works for you.
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Appian way is not Igbo?
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@romanhistory1
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The Appian Way is a roman road constructed in 312 BC that is still in use today.
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This was my cousin Adichie Nwosu. Killed at 21. Was the first and only son of his parents. #EndSARS movement is for him and everyone that died or faced harassment from SARS in any way.
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4 years
The name of my late cousin killed by SARS was Adichie Nwosu #EndSARS #EndSARSProtest
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3 years
And Tinubu is 69...
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@TheCakeChancery
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3 years
My dad stopped by yesterday to say hello.. 71yrs old in few months 😍..
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If Sars officials are back on the road, let's take pictures on them with filters that show date. Else the government will deny it. #EndSARS
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"You don't need anybody to succeed"
@fkabudu
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3 years
What sounds like good advice but isn't?
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3 years
Including this one.
@imohumoren
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85% of stats people post on Twitter are made up
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This is a message to those who feel they are not great or good at anything anymore but most especially, me. I know I will fail at something again but I will bounce back better.
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A girl and a fan
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Burna Boy: “…We’re playing Russian Roulette with loaded Revolver” Igbo people:
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Lagos Landlords build toilets and bathrooms like it wasn't part of the plan in the beginning but towards the end, they remembered and decided to add it.
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I'm glad Don Jazzy told his story himself. Nigerian blogs would have said something totally off and untrue.
@DONJAZZY
LISTEN TO AYRA STARR 🤍🐘
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❤️❤️❤️
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The name of my late cousin killed by SARS was Adichie Nwosu #EndSARS #EndSARSProtest
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6 years
Who remembers this song from FIFA 15? 😖 RIP Avicii
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5 years
I GOT THE JOB !!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahah! Thank you Jesus! 😭
@_chisomokafor
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5 years
..them in the bag. My Lord! Here's a guy who is well dressed up, late for his interview, beaten slightly by rain, in a "No-movement" traffic jam on CMS bridge and with slippers on. Many things could have gone worse but just imagine!😣 So because of the traffic jam, I boarded..
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4 years
The only thing remaining in this diary room is Moana. #BBNajia #BetwayGameOn
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I remember one time we had this discussion during my NYSC and ALL the guys in that room had been molested as kids. ALL of them.
@ninadelaflores
nina.
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Female pedophilia is an epidemic in the Black community, too, quiet as its kept.
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The crazy thing about these fake products is, you can buy them at malls like ShopRite and Spar 😭
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@_chisomokafor
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2 years
My wife & I are using 2 of our standing fans to practice how we will talk to our kids when they misbehave. The fan on d left is 2years older than that on d right & it’s representing our daughter 🤣 Apparently the fan on d right, representing our son, went to climb the fridge 🤣
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CHISOM
4 years
This is the video 💔
@_chisomokafor
CHISOM
4 years
I just saw a very sad video! This man's pregnant wife died in the car cos he couldn't afford the deposit the hospital was asking for before attending to his wife who was in Labor. She died in the car in front of the hospital.💔
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2 years
I married a beauty! 🥹
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CHISOM
1 year
Grateful to see another birthday…
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CHISOM
3 years
I married the best woman in the world but the process of building the marriage relationship is not easy. High hurdles, lots of learning and Unlearning to do. One day, we will tell our story.
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CHISOM
2 years
Adding Milo to the milk to confuse the Lactose intolerance >>>>>>>>>>
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CHISOM
2 years
It's 1 year already with this coconut head. Happy Anniversary to us @AnjelFolu . Send your husband money 😁
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