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Verified πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ. Panuafrican! Ninja! Vagician! Green Commandos ⚽️ Ingwe ⚽️ The Arsenal ⚽ @StarshDigi @MisituRaha 🌳 🐎 🏹 πŸ₯ƒ Tweets by Wafunya are signed ^FW.

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined December 2010
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
7 months
Finally tried to compile all the videos of my kidney donor transplant process with poor transitions right from when we were admitted for the surgery until when I was discharged from the hospital. I only stayed 4 days in the hospital, 2 days in the ICU and another 2 days in the
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
3 years
What nonsense is this?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Wafunya
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7 months
What's Gucci, my nigga? What's Louis, my killer? What's drugs, my dealer? Hey Sheila Mwanyigha πŸ‘‹
@MissMwanyigha
Sheila Mwanyigha
7 months
Hello November 🍁 β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈβ˜•οΈ
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@Wafunya
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2 years
Martha Karua should start working on her quest to become the 6th president. Mama Sita.
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@Wafunya
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7 months
But local media is busy waiting to report what Diana Bahati will do with her buttocks on her TikTok.
@AdamMaina_
Adam Maina β„’
7 months
YouTuber Mr. Beast has dug 52 wells, constructed a bridge, and provided computers to schools in Kenya. πŸ‘πŸŒ
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
5 years
At least Osama used to attack.
@elspanishgooner
Spanish Gooner
5 years
Unai Emery is the worst human being associated with Arsenal since Osama Bin Laden.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
1 year
Came to India because the doctors said my brother needs a kidney transplant and I said I have two, his blood and I’m ready. So we are doing this. Pray for us.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
1 year
My bro the recipient has been the sole breadwinner of our family since I was a kid. He is older than me by 15 years. He became my dad when I was in class 6 and he took me to school all the way to campus. That’s why it wasn’t even a question when they said he needed a kidney.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
Millicent Omanga has 24 hours to respond.
@nypost
New York Post
2 years
Rhode Island state senator Tiara Mack twerks upside down for votes
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@Wafunya
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3 years
Americans doing that crate challenge in their 30s because their schools have guns instead of these
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@Wafunya
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4 years
Edgar Obare penye ako labda anashangaa tu ataconnect aje hii story ya Joan na Jalango.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
It’s like Uhuru wanted Baba to lose so he can find a drinking buddy. WSR would have finished him with tea. Haha
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
9 months
Kate Actress’ relationship with Harpic has lasted longer than her marriage.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
3 years
Remember the name!
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
Umeficha transaction cost badala ya balance buana.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
Finya β€œClose”
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
3 years
Watch Sauti Sol do something that will divert all this rage into being loved again. Like they will have Chimano put on some extra ordinary blouse during their Christmas YouTube concert.
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@Wafunya
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6 months
Me after buying 2 samosas and 2 sausages at $10 in Gigiri.
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@Wafunya
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2 years
Those Nyege Nyege cottages are screaming β€œSina value value beibe!”
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@Wafunya
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2 months
We really fumbled to be honest.
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@Wafunya
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6 years
Uki succeed isiende kwa kichwa. Uki fail isiende kwa roho.
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@Wafunya
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4 months
β€œUsiogope sifa mbaya. Sifa mzuri ni ya marehemu.”
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@Wafunya
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5 years
@AndrewSolender @isabp @mgami_ @hattiesoykan When they were born she hadn’t even trusted Jorah yet. I believe kids are named immediately after birth. Lol
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
How people drink Tusker Cider without the temptation of ordering for some mandas to go with it is beyond me.
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@Wafunya
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6 years
RIP to all those relationships that could have worked only if one party didn't behave like they are the only ones with problems that should be understood.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
8 months
Almost everyone had a crush on Tanya in Tahidi High but for us the elites Shish is where it was at.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
6 months
Watoto wote wa politicians na public servants wenye hupiga kelele na madharau kwa internet hawakuwangi from the first wives. Hahaa
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
1 year
Easy!
@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
1 year
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
Small small rains in Nairobi: People’s minds:
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@Wafunya
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4 months
When I was young I used to think musicians line up in the radio, to sing one after the other.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
3 years
β€œTo my colleague Victor who was with me through this all. I am so grateful.”
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@Wafunya
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3 years
The Luo Fest will be full of Luo men and Kikuyu women calling themselves Jaber.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
Amina Mohammed employed Uhuru’s daughter as an assistant in her office while she was CS for foreign affairs. She went on to play games with the Education docket and now her daughter is using the sports ministry money to fund her Instagram career.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
7 months
Azimio’s maandamano were premature. This could have been the right time.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
5 years
Nameless and Wahu’s first born daughter is about to clear high school just in case you are wondering how old you’ve become.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
5 years
You grow older and you suddenly realize there’s really nothing interesting on television. You start understanding why your parents used to watch CNN all the time.
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@Wafunya
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3 years
Paris Kakamega
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@Wafunya
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1 year
BREAKING NEWS: It’s a success!!! And on the 3rd hour, Wafunya resurrected! We are cruising nicely. Now the road to recovery starts! We thank the Lord πŸ₯ΊπŸ™πŸΏ
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
Suddenly Mama Ngina is omnipresent. Getting involved in everything and anything. Whatever they are scared of should be reason enough to go vote against them.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
6 months
The Kenyan only fans industry has some women with some fine bodies. Who owns The Booty Warden?
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
4 years
Black Panther made black people all around the world dress like there was some big traditional marriage ceremony somewhere. It doesn't matter if you liked the movie itself or not but the impact was kinda refreshing.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
4 years
Hiyo 43 billions yenye imekuliwo kwa hii biashara ya pandemic watoto wetu wataionea kwa snapchat in future grandkids wa wezi wakiwapea house na gazebo tour.
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@Wafunya
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1 year
I love how Michelle Ntalami finishes off with β€œI don’t owe anyone any explanations on my personal life.” after a whole 72 paragraphs of explaining her personal life in the Instagram captions. Hahaa
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
Ule jamaa wa kupiga manduru na huko TikTok kama anakuwanga serious na hio career si sahii aende awike hapo kwa gate ya Bomas.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
8 months
Almost all radio presenters that will be talking about Brian Mwenda today also didn’t go to school for their careers. And I’m sure they’ll be busy trying to make fun of him.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
4 months
You can see the evolution of his money.
@RegularKenyan
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4 months
Khalwale's type is vagina
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
1 year
We were such a cute couple πŸ₯Ί
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@maureenkunga
Maureen Kunga
1 year
Remembering the weekend that was! To new adventures!! πŸ₯ƒ @GlenfiddichSMW #GlenfiddichKE #wherenext
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@Wafunya
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2 years
My ninja Philip Otieno is ready to risk it all!
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
3 years
Me at the beginning of the Pepinos lockdown VS when they finally come to my β€˜rescue’
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
8 months
There was a time we used to beg for photos like this in vain. Time heals everything.
@skiiagainnnn
skiβ˜…
8 months
No girl on Twitter can recreate this.
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@Wafunya
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9 months
Babu Owino admitting to snorting that white stuff and Sakaja admitting to sleeping with Babu’s wife. You’ve got to love this app on Sundays.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
Considering you are Kisii hii ni analysis from the green witch meridian.
@Osama_otero
Sir-Rap-A-Lot
2 years
It is 5PM in Central Kenya and 3AM in Mombasa. Kenya is truly amazing.
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@Wafunya
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4 years
There are people whose Twitter accounts are solely for complaining to Safaricom, Kenya Power and their banks.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
5 years
I knew I had seen Offset somewhere before the Migos.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
9 months
Kitu sijawai recover from hio surgery ni time ya kunyolewa mwili wakikufanyia preparation ya kuingia OR buana. Nilinyolewa na ndume mwili mzima mpaka huko kwa bolingo na ngai alikuwa anainua scrotum anatoa nywele za underground buana. Penis ilishrink karibu irudi kwa tumbo.
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@Wafunya
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1 year
If I was a hot Luo woman on the internet I would be calling myself Peng Ting Baddie Malo.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
4 years
Kuonanga mabeste wako wenye mmekula sukuma pamoja wakianza kula nyama daily inakuwanga inspirational buana. Ata kama bado unakula sukuma huwa unajiambia time yako ya nyama inacome.
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@Wafunya
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1 year
Going to Juja today after almost 9 years or something to try and talk to the wakurugenzis in school and see if I can be allowed to resume my education from where I left. I think I’m now mature enough to handle campus studies without distractions.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
7 months
I believe kids growing up in religion is the best parenting that has been proven to work generation after the other. It doesn’t matter if they will quit when they finally grow up but there are values you pick from religion that are vital for survival and living with people.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
5 years
Toothless Lukaku.
@mercymurugi
Rugi
5 years
Look who came through!
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@Wafunya
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4 years
Lulu Hassan's marriage is safe because they are always in therapy with Bi Msafwari.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
4 years
All Wambuis I know have massive breast so it's not a coincidence that the name Bobo is just a disarranged 'Boob'.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
8 months
Well…
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@wambui_viv
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8 months
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@Wafunya
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8 months
Economy irudi vizuri before kila mtu achizi buana. Hahaa
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
1 year
ION, the ninja @mkevinjnr saw my tweets about being in Delhi and reached out if I can deliver some flowers to his girlfriend and her mom. The mom has been undergoing treatment in the same hospital we came to. I delivered today. It was a glorious occasion πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ˜
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@Wafunya
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3 years
The only legit street food in Nairobi is people’s girlfriends.
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@Wafunya
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2 years
Nadedi bro πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Wafunya
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6 years
Huko ushago chai huletwa after every meal. Ata kunakuwanga na chai ya kunywa after mmemaliza kunywa chai. Teassert.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
3 years
When she asks what I’m bringing to the table:
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
7 months
When PLO Lumumba was appointed the boss of the anti corruption commission I believed that would be the end of corruption in the country only for him to end up with an alleged corruption case while investigating corruption.
@FloydShivambu
Floyd Shivambu
7 months
Revolutionary Pan Africanistsβ€’ πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€
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2 years
Nadedi bro πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
What the fuck is this space? Jamaa amekula moto kama acrobat mpaka anarant na Kikamba πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
5 years
He couldn’t even investigate his relationship buana.
@mikesyoka
Musyoka #OnlyOneEarth
5 years
. @DennisOkari is the best investigative journalist in Kenya #Top100JournalistsKE
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2 years
β€œTunasafiri kwa chombo kilichotengenezwa na binadamu lakini tunajua wewe Yesu ndio dereva…”
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@Wafunya
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4 years
First missionary church that was constructed near the Kakamega rain forest.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
7 months
Ungebeba placard yako ya Palipo na Mwanzo hapakosi mwisho.
@alexmwanzo
TurboDiesel
7 months
Word of the day
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
3 years
Hahaha mamen Wakimani is full of shit! 🀣🀣🀣
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
1 year
Hi Madonna. I’m a donor.
@Madonna
Madonna
1 year
Kisses from Kenya πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ
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@Wafunya
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2 years
They are mad at Kurt Zouma like the cat doesn’t have nine lives.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
6 years
"Enda huko kwa mama Brian umuulize kama anaweza tusaidia sahani zingine wageni wamekuwa wengi. "
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
8 months
First born and last born. One kidney each.
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@Makhanyiisa
ChicaπŸ™‚
8 months
Present siblings thread?
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
4 years
How Octopizzo manages to be all alone in his videos just showing places like it’s a tourism project or something and they still come out interesting as fuck should be researched for science purposes.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
3 years
Ezekiel Mutua tomorrow morning when he wakes up and it hits him he doesn’t have a job.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
Once you go Kikuyu pussy you never go back.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
2 years
Kikuyu babes get penis whipped by any ninja outside their tribe buana. You can’t even use them to gauge your game anymore.
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Fetty Waf
2 years
I transformed myself into those people who only drink when they want to and not just because alcohol is available.
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Fetty Waf
6 years
Aye, for the first time in my life I'm sitting in an office and this time round I'm not just waiting for someone. I'm working. πŸ™
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
4 years
Kwa ground vitu ni different.
@Wambzz_
Wamzy Wamz
4 years
How tf are there lights on the bottom floors na sisi hatuna? @KenyaPower tusaidieni pls
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4 years
If you ignore the heavy vernacular accent influence, Luhyas actually speak the most sanifu kiswahili ever in the country.
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Fetty Waf
5 years
To uko na kichwa kweli ama ni shingo tu imefura.
@Smalzz_
Ospreys
5 years
From kichwa yako ni ya kubeba meno to kichwa yako ni kifuniko ya shingo 😭😭😭😭
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
4 months
They probably allowed her to move to America because of the amount of oil she has on her body.
@ElsaAngel19
Elsa Majimbo πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦
4 months
I manifest for people to call your kid β€˜Daddy’s money
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
5 months
If Kiss 100 will post that termination memo for Kwambox like they did for akina Shaffie, they should start it with β€œKapooow” just to emphasize they have really kicked her out.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
5 months
Having children with different women so all your kids can be first borns.
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Fetty Waf
2 years
That’s why her cooking content couldn’t take off. You can’t mix food with hate.
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Fetty Waf
8 months
Using β€œRiggy G” in my tweets whenever I talk about the DP just to make sure the shawrry for the nickname keeps her job or whatever it is that she does over there. It’s one of my ways of giving back to the society.
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Fetty Waf
3 years
YY is one of the funniest comedians we have in this country and he doesn’t even force it.
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Fetty Waf
5 years
Oya, a tweet got me employed. Just in case you are having a bad morning.
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Fetty Waf
5 years
Patanisho probably ingesaidia Natalie Tewa na Rnaze but they don’t have the accent for it.
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Fetty Waf
3 years
Huyu mzee buana πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
7 years
Yvonne Okwara is probably the only professional female news anchor. Most of the others just bank on IG likes to evaluate their careers.
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
1 year
Today my ninja woke up in high spirits. No more pain and machines on his body. Restored back to default setting and operating normally. He is so happy for the first time in our lives he asked us to take some photos together voluntarily. Love you bro @JShitikho πŸ’™
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@Wafunya
Fetty Waf
3 years
Kumbe ikikuwa cheap ndio unafunika na karatasi. Hahaa
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