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Steve Martin

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1 year

We've seen few humans this devoted and humble as Jimmy Carter. Quietly continuing his mission,which was to do good. If you must leave us go gently . Leave your heart and bravery so we might learn. Thank you President Carter. Jimmy.

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Steve Martin

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If Trump becomes president again, after all we know ,and you supported his campaign you will have participated in the end of American democracy. You will not be rewarded by your leader beyond a rush you might seek for upending civility. You aren't part of his plan. He is the…

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Happiest of birthdays to Rob Reiner who continues the good, intellectual ,and, rational fight for justice. Thanks . Please don't stop. @robreiner

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1 year

To CNN: He isn't the party nominee. He isn't even the presumptive nominee. He is an unsuccessful defendant in suit for defamation and assault. He is under indictment. He has been impeached twice. Explain to me why he is worth what you are handing over to him. Why now? @CNN

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Steve Martin

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Donald Duck was a military man. He was in a long term committed relationship with Daisy, treated her with great respect. Never once did he stray. He had three nephews he treated as his very own sons. Well respected in the community and hard working. I knew Donald Duck. Mr Trump…

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9 months

Pee Wee got his wish to fly. Thanks Paul Reubens for the brilliant off the wall comedy. Our boy Pee Wee... #peewee #paulreubens

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Steve Martin

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26 days

Happy to stand with Dan Rather. @DanRather

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Steve Martin

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1 year

The 1st Amendment was first for many articulable reasons. Without freedom of speech and assembly the other amendments are mooted. Currently I fear governments taking away my books as they undermine the 1st Amendment. "They" aren't coming for your guns. "They" are coming for our…

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2 months

Really nice lady at the office usually arrives early,some time after me. Mondays and every morning she is loud and happy and engaging whether or not you are ready for her. Walked past her this morning,"Good morning ,how are you doing this Monday?" Her answer was muffled ,she…

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Steve Martin

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5 months

If a man in a suit comes to you and tells you that God spoke to him. And God told him he was to be the new Moses. And you aren't on a movie set filming a comedy , immediately leave. Don't look back. Just walk away. Don't run,he may take chase. Just purposefully walk to where…

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Steve Martin

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1 year

So it goes

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Steve Martin

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Trump is criminally insane and a threat to every living thing in America. If you support him you are as well. Time to admit it. You are a member of cult as much as any member of the Manson Family was but hiding in plain sight and wearing red hats. #TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal …

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Trump: Now, If I don't get elected, it's gonna be a bloodbath. It's going to be a bloodbath for the country.

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Steve Martin

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2 months

Re:Hearing in Georgia Admitted , and today proved, that Willis and Wade had an affair. Nothing impacted Willis and her office going forward. The motion and the hearing was simply to embarrass a black female prosecutor who has Trump in her sights. Willis isn't going away.…

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Steve Martin

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3 months

There is a man running the GOP who wishes to be elected President of the United States. He praises murderous dictators Orban, Putin, Xi Jinping, and Kim Jung Un as" very fine people". He wants to be the dictator of America. People who claim to be evangelical Christians love him…

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In the future ,after America has dug deep and discarded this Trumpist MAGA infection, the history books ( which we will be allowed to have again) will credit the ones who fought Trump into a numb nothing. Many deserve credit . Most of all I think American women will have led the…

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I've discovered that if you make a true statement about Trump ,and it hurts the cult,they jump up and scream. Making it much much easier to identify and block them. That having been said I leave you this fine day with the following. #TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal #MAGA #ElonMusk

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Steve Martin

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4 months

We all know what he is ,what he stands for,what he wants to do. If Trump returns to the Whitehouse we are those things and stand for the same. Then we have no one to blame but ourselves. By the numbers, voting Blue there is no way he can win in 24. We have make sure. We have to…

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"Isn't it past your jail time?" Groucho Marx could not have delivered a better retort. Jimmy Kimmel's line is worthy of posters,bumper stickers,crowd chants ,T shirts... Trump made a mistake attacking a comedian while live on stage . @jimmykimmel #jimmykimmel …

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Student of The Supreme Court for 50 plus years. There have always been regretful decisions and there have always been persons unqualified to sit on the bench. Never been more clear than now that SCOTUS suffers not just from human errors but now they are essentially paid to find a…

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Steve Martin

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5 months

Our country cherishes the Carters. By doing so we hope to attain their good hearted life goals or at least recognize them a bit in ourselves. Concurrently we have to struggle to defeat their absolute antithesis in a relentless authoritarian nationalist presence. One that…

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Trump should not receive national security briefings while a candidate. Tradition aside,he cannot be trusted on any level. New tradition beginning 2024: If you are candidate for president and have encouraged insurrection you can't be briefed on any issues concerning America. He…

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Steve Martin

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4 months

If the 14th Amendment does not apply to disqualifying Trump from seeking the presidency of the country then the logical conclusion is that the most powerful person in American government can direct any effort, multiple efforts even, to overthrow the elected president with no…

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Steve Martin

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2 months

Everybody has their own breaking point but how can anybody publicly sit out this election? If the desire is to remain neutral and therefore suffer no consequences you're delusional. Trump wins, the consequences will be punitive to everyone who didn't drink the black Blood of…

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Steve Martin

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4 months

Here's a resolution that is easy to keep and guaranteed to make you feel better and will make 2024 sublime. Vote against Trump. He hates freedom. Voting is the most powerful freedom we have. He cannot stop that exercise. Trump loses by an unprecedented majority. If he is not in…

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Steve Martin

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2 months

Sometimes it hits you. Trump wants to be dictator of The United States. And there are many Americans who want him to succeed. Never in history has this occurred. Unfathomable. #TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal #ChristianNationalism

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Steve Martin

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Trump will lose badly in November. The new MAGOP will as well. The Republican party that used to offer "loyal opposition" is over. Long term that will be a problem. America needs at least two parties to engage in civil dialogue ,both framed in democratic principles. For a while…

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2 months

No secret. I'm no fan of Trump. Feel obliged to speak about the danger he presents. When I do the MAGA responses are two categories: 1 ) Profanity with multiple exclamation points. Or 2 ) What I call the " Pee Wee" retort, "I know you are but what am I?" Those people are…

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Steve Martin

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8 months

Please read this. You'll learn about Martin Short and you'll enjoy it . Wonderful fellow. #MartinShort

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Steve Martin

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2 months

How many of you were exposed to banjo music because of this fellow? Please try to respond . It's for a science project at school.

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Steve Martin

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9 months

For a minute , forget about Trump's criminality. It's a big ask ,but just for a few minutes. What did he achieve of his original campaign promises in 2016? Nothing is my response. What did accomplish for America? Again ,nothing. On the "plus" side he gave hatred a place at the…

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11 months

That an American would do these things. Someone who had every advantage a person could have,taking more than his share,in this country. That an American could choose to take and share documents describing the most sensitive aspects of defense of this nation. Stop and consider.

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Steve Martin

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1 month

It's like hiring John Wilkes Booth as the theater critic. #RonnaMcDaniel

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Steve Martin

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2 months

Remember. Richard Lewis . Thanks. @TheRichardLewis

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Steve Martin

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2 months

Nalvany knew when he returned to Russia he would never again be a free man. He also knew that he would die in prison. I think he also hoped that the world would be witness and bring pressure upon Putin to end the murder of political opponents. Pretty sure he didn't expect the…

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Jailed Russian opposition leader and Putin critic Alexei Navalny has died, says prison service

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Steve Martin

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6 months

Great sadness.

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‘Friends’ star Matthew Perry dead at age 54 of apparent drowning: report

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Steve Martin

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3 months

Lawyers have many obligations. Among the more universal duties is officer of the court. The next time Alina Habba appears in court the judge will put her under oath and inquire about misrepresentations to the bench. In open court the judge has contempt powers. Alina should…

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Steve Martin

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5 months

To summarize the first coup attempt: Pence declines to certify the 2020 election. Or Pence dies. Fake electors are counted. Or Pence dies. Trump is declared the winner. Or Pence and many members of congress die. Trump declares martial law because of his January 6 attacks on…

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Steve Martin

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Steve Martin

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3 months

Clarence Thomas even remaining on the Supreme Court is disgraceful. That he has not recused himself for the 14th Amendment case ,oral arguments to begin soon ,is dishonest and disgusting. His beloved wife was an active participant in the planning and execution of the January 6…

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Steve Martin

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9 months

That this has to be stated is depressing. If anyone holds the opposite opinion,I'm sorry,they are insane or profoundly ignorant and hateful.

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Steve Martin

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2 months

Thinking it through,had someone plotted to publicly lynch me but failed,I probably would not want to put him back in a position to try again. Especially when he is asking to return to that position and seek "retribution and revenge". I don't blame a rabid dog for having rabies…

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Steve Martin

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9 months

The gentleman on your left enjoys a birthday tomorrow. Very nice humble fellow. Please wish him a pleasant and happy day but do it gently. @SteveMartinToGo

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Steve Martin

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8 months

A stammer,an imaginary phone, a brilliant mind,timing the envy of every comedian. Happy Birthday Bob Newhart. Still own this original vinyl. @BobNewhart #bobnewhart

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Steve Martin

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21 days

In the last four weeks defendant Tesla settled two lawsuits. One for wrongful death. One for racial discrimination. Never read about either on X. Free speech X Man.

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@elonmusk Full context would include his saluting a fake anthem, praising the jailed insurrectionists , and promising not provide any funds to schools requiring vaccination. So welcome back measles, polio ...and welcome a new era of celebrating criminals. That's context X Man. Try again.

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Steve Martin

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I'm in favor of education and books. They teach us about things like: Slavery in America The words in the US Constitution World War II , nazis and dictatorship... The Holocaust The environment Freedom Compassion Human rights and dignity Music Cultures beyond our own Poetry…

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Steve Martin

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@ThatEricAlper

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Steve Martin

@UnrealBluegrass

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Trump to Putin ," Do whatever you want". Anyone who votes for Trump is traitor. You can no longer hide in a crowd and giggle. #TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal

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@UnrealBluegrass

3 months

America used to oppose ruthless dictatorship. America used to oppose military invasion of neighboring countries.* America used to oppose the criminal invasion of the seat of it's government. Now we disagree amongst ourselves on all of these. I cannot imagine what has happened.…

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Steve Martin

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2 months

Orban openly endorsing Trump for president of the United States should immediately snap the MAGA cult out of it's blind sleep...it won't. Another reason Trump must be defeated Vote Biden/Harris. Trump wins ,America joins the club of authoritarian dictatorships.…

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Steve Martin

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2 years

What a wonderful world.

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Steve Martin

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9 months

The immediate past US president has just been arraigned in federal court for planning to viloently overthrow the democratically elected American government. He'd like another opportunity to end the country changing it forever to an autocracy. Please never forget. VOTE!

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6 months

@RollingStone Where is his son's laptop computer?

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5 years

How many penis pictures could Mr Pecker publish if Mr Pecker could publish penis pictures ?

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Steve Martin

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7 months

If there is any truth to reports that after leaving office Trump shared information vital to the safety of America then we've entered into another more fearsome moment in history. If Trump returns to the Whitehouse he will sell or give away / trade the most sensitive information…

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Steve Martin

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2 months

Is it worth reminding that Ukraine would not create a fake investigation for Trump into Joe Biden in exchange for previously committed aid? He is still angry and has all of the MAGATs behind his rage so they agree to try and leave Ukraine defenseless. Serves two purposes. 1)Gets…

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Steve Martin

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1 year

Dick Van Dyke is trending. All for good reasons. As a child I really wanted to be this amazing human. Still do. #dickvandyke

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Steve Martin

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2 months

@keeley_phil I question Citizens United and Hobby Lobby. They gave corporations the rights guaranteed to individuals in the Bill of Rights. " Corporation" does not in exist in the Bill of Rights.

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Steve Martin

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OJ's death has shortened Trump's list for VP choices.

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Steve Martin

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4 months

Carved into the entrance of the United States Supreme Court is the following: "Equal Justice Under the Law" Frequently the court has not internalized that mission. Recently SCOTUS has deliberately ignored that mandate. Their motivation is suspect. My confidence in the Supreme…

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Steve Martin

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America used to oppose ruthless dictatorship. America used to oppose military invasion of neighboring countries.* America used to oppose the criminal invasion of the seat of it's government. Now we disagree amongst ourselves on all of these. I cannot imagine what has happened.…

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@MaryLTrump On the walk through of Mar-A-Lago the realtor can whisper " the seller is highly motivated" wink wink.

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Steve Martin

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14 days

Totally absorbed with Ted Lasso. It is the best of everything, casting,writing,storyline,music. photography,ensemble,acting... Amazing. @TedLasso @AppleTV

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Steve Martin

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2 months

Still the same.

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Steve Martin

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3 years

Just saw the greatest live music performance I have seen in maybe a decade. Jason Isbell and The 400 Unit. Everything about this band is special. See them if you have any chance. Remarkable in every facet. @JasonIsbell

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Steve Martin

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4 months

Looking forward to a review of the Colorado Supreme Court by the SCOTUS consider these givens : The three Trump appointees will absolutely support Trump. They are at least deluded idealogues on a mission. Thomas is not so much an idealogue as he is a profiteer. He is beholding…

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Steve Martin

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4 months

I am no longer surprised. I am just more resolute. Trump can never be allowed into the Whitehouse again. #VoteBlueToSaveAmerica #vote #TraitorTrump

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@Acyn #TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal

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Steve Martin

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The TOP feels cheated . They tried to sneak a vote in while Rep. Green was in the hospital. He signed himself out of doctor's care and showed up to vote. That is so unfair. The TOP never counted on a public servant with will and passion. None of them have those qualities.…

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3 months

3 to 0. So no dissents. Very strong statement in favor of the rule of law. Major victory for the American Constitution. Remember the Supreme Court does not have to take this case on appeal. All discretionary with SCOTUS. I do not think they will accept…

Donald Trump does not have presidential immunity, US court rules

The former president loses a landmark legal bid to shield him from charges of election fraud.

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Steve Martin

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2 months

Every day all of this post is confirmed. Many times a day actually. #TrumpIsATraitorAndCriminal

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Steve Martin

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@RollingStone Celebrities who refuse to make a choice depend on contiued public support for their work . Not sure neutral is a guarantee in this election. Consider this for a moment "The Rock" (or is it Mr Rock?), Trump wins ,no one who didn't cluck along with his cult is fair game for…

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Steve Martin

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7 months

@CalltoActivism Never a good idea to draw the attention of a native of Kentucky.

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With recent reports of Trump's courtroom flatulence I expect on Sunday night the entire Trump Team will be force fed broccoli, beans,prunes,cabbage,onions,cauliflower... That way when court starts Monday morning they entire team can provide "covering fire", pun intended.…

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There are many strange people on X. I figure I am one of many. None compares to the one Musk just welcomed back with open mouth. I would say that his "broadcasts" about globalists...are the product of galloping paranoia and delusions of grandeur,totally without facts ,but insane…

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Steve Martin

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Jimmy Kimmel, you are creating a movement. @jimmykimmel "Isn't it past your jail time?"

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"Isn't it past your jail time?" Groucho Marx could not have delivered a better retort. Jimmy Kimmel's line is worthy of posters,bumper stickers,crowd chants ,T shirts... Trump made a mistake attacking a comedian while live on stage . @jimmykimmel #jimmykimmel …

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How long before the House GOP begins impeachment hearings against Taylor Swift? #TaylorSwift

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@atrupar He must have touched holy water .

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4 months

Hall Mark Cards. @MarkHamill

Mark Hamill

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MAY YOU NOT ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Dickey Betts and Duane Allman reached the perfect moment ,becoming one on stage. The Allman Brothers Band were a launching point for me into more complicated and intelligent instrumentals. Blues,jazz... Dickey wrote so many great songs as well. ABB would not have existed without…

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@RonFilipkowski Someone has to snap the picture.

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1 year

@atrupar The people of Ukraine weep for this guy's struggle.

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@MorePerfectUS Banks have statutorily been allowed to pick the check that will put the customer in overdraft quickest then count all of the others as overdraft ,charging fees for each. If the biggest check was held until last the other checks would have been covered with no overdraft fee.

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Steve Martin

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Jury trials can be long and mind numbing for many, But never ever for a Defendant in a criminal case. And never ever in front of jurors. Donald Trump falling asleep before lunch on day one is very bad for him. #sleepydon

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Steve Martin

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Today I am 14 days post 2nd Pfizer. In theory I am less susceptible and less likely to infect others. So more free to roam about the country. My vaccinations do not ,however, make be bulletproof. Still wear a mask. Keep your distance. And proceed with great caution!

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Steve Martin

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6 months

At this point we can conclude that regardless of stated opinions the Trumpists left all believe in exactly everything Trump believes. He wants and they want an authoritarian theocracy with no dissent or opposition. Trump has like minds placed in the Supreme Court,the House of…

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Steve Martin

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Never ever a good idea for you to pick a public fight with the judge on your case. At some point you have to be in the courtroom under the jurisdiction and legal control of that judge. Their discretion in rulings is wide. Almost no case is reversed for abuse of that discretion.…

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So here is an update: On December 16th I ordered a new computer from Best Buy. Guaranteed delivery on the 16th. Paid extra for that. Later on the 16th Best Buy sends an email. Best Buy email says they cannot deliver on the 16th but it will be delivered on Tuesday the 19th. They…

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The computer on the desk has been integral in over a decade of Unreal Bluegrass broadcasts and interviews. Well over 500. Typically I put out 51 new shows a year. Today this vital link passed on. Stepped on the Bluegrass Bridge as they say. New computer…

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@danacarvey So so sorry

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Not a joke,I still connect with the music of the Beatles. Collectively and independently. @thebeatles

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@MarkHamill Still amazing that this hateful childish display further endeared him to the GOP and is cult.

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@OhRick4 So you're thinking he may dig her up and kill her again...brilliant!

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@RollingStone Musk should be banned from X.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Joe Rogan is Alex Jones Lite

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The United States Constitution established a government that was supposed to right itself over time.The slight corrections were thought to be minimal when needed because one branch of government had two others to deliberately slow errors. The Supreme Court was a kind of…

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@CalltoActivism Bye

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