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Fuck the tabloids. This is my boy.

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Dex and me working together. What a joy.

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I can’t believe Fauci said this…

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On my first show as a cast member on SNL - I was lucky to have guest Host Sigourney Weaver and Phil Hartman reacting hilariously to my lunacy. #shechop

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Hanging with my friends! Left to right: Robin Williams, Michael Pritchard, me (Dana Carvey), Alex Bennet, Lori Kaplan and Joey Sheffield.

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1 year

I separated my shoulder doing a pratfall on SNL in the 90’s. Sometimes it talks to me . Today I did 25 push-ups. My goal is 40 - I will slowly work my way up- If/when I do 40 pushups I will post a video so you wont think I’m a lying sack of shit.

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8 months

My business card in 1978 - at that point, I had never been in a movie or a television show.

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9 months

Even though at that point I’d been on SNL for 6 months, the first time that I appeared on Carson I was absolutely terrified. I was standing behind the curtain waiting for my introduction when I heard the Carson voice say, “A gentleman joins us..." He then said my name, and…

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Here is a clip of me as Johnny Carson, Phil Hartman as Burt Reynolds and Chris Farley as Dom Deluise - a parody of what would happen when The Tonight Show would go off the rails. #philhartman #chrisfarley #thetonightshow @nbcsnl

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1 year

Hanging with my friend @realjonlovitz last night!

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This was my very first sketch on my very first show on SNL. Same for Phil Hartman and Jan Hooks . They were so great. I think we all were a bit nervous. I was actually terrified. Fun fact: My character has a bit of early Garth in him.

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It’s been 25 years since the great Chris Farley has passed. Join me and @DavidSpade , along with a plethora of VERY special guests as we celebrate Chris through stories, memories, and laughter. ✌️😀🙏❤️ Full episode:

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1 year

Garth says, “I like to paint.”

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6 months

Me doing a very abstract Bob Dylan impression on SNL. #snl #comedy #bobdylan

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1 month

Better than my version!

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7 months

While attending San Francisco State University in 1977 I was lucky enough to win the SF Comedy Competition. Robin Williams is over my left shoulder - he handed me the first place prize - a 500 dollar check. Huge moment in my career.

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1 year

Turtle Man says Hi!

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1 year

Last night

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6 months

Me and Michael Jordan on SNL.

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1 year

Important news - I did 27 pushups today - moving slowly toward my goal of 40. My attempt at 40 will be recorded for all the world to see.

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11 months

“The Great One” Wayne Gretzky helping me with my goalie pants.

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1 year

Should I water this plant?

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7 months

Well done Jessica! Your commitment to getting the hair just right and the sly little Garth grin really made me laugh. Party on!

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1 year

I watched the Golden Globes last night and I thought—WHO are all these people?? I guess that’s the definition of a dinosaur.

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1 year

Sometimes I have a dream where I’m in a dense jungle of giant broccoli stalks. And I’m just choppin. Choppin my way through. Crazy right? Where do our dreams come from?

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The Moon - Still hard to believe humans walked on it. I once asked Buzz Aldrin what he would have done if when Neil Armstrong stepped off the lunar module, he sank beneath the surface and a moment later emerged 100 feet tall and proclaimed “I AM THE MOON KING!” Buzz pondered…

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7 months

The ‘Bohemian Rhapsody Car Scene’ from ‘Waynes World’ with me, @mikemyers , Michael DeLuise, Sean Gregory & Lee Tergesen. #Waynesworld #bohemianrhapsody #Garth

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1 year

This is my new 8x10 headshot!

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6 months

Just heard the new Beatles release of ‘Now and Then’ - it’s brilliant. Very emotional hearing John Lennon sing again with chord changes, vocal phrasing and poetic lyrics that are unique unto him. Great Job to everyone who made this happen and of course the incomparable…

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1 year

First attempt don’t judge. 🛴

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8 months

I was gonna use the Tom Jones song ‘What’s New Pussycat’ for this Garth fantasy dance sequence but I found out Steve Martin was using the song for ‘Father of the Bride’ so Hendrix came to the rescue! 🎵 #garth #waynesworld #foxylady

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1 year

I wanted to play a funny guitar song for @AdamSandler because he’s always playing funny guitar songs. Fair warning, it gets a bit sentimental towards the end. #MarkTwainPrize

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2 months

Biden’s CRISIS at the border. @superflypod @DavidSpade

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9 months

Blue Thunder 1984: my haircut got the show canceled.

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6 months

I hate daylight savings time ending. It’s 3:30 pm and it’s already getting dark out. Oh well - time for bed. Goodnight everyone!

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1 year

Fucking 49ers!!!!!

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I need to throw out the old shoes I don’t wear anymore. But I don’t throw them out - months and years go by. Why don’t I throw them the fuck out?

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I want to thank… #BillHader , #JimDowney , @kevin_nealon , @JuliaSweeneyMeh , #WillFerrell , #RobertSmigel ( @TriumphICDHQ ) #MikeMyers , @cherioteri , @AlecBaldwin , @ConanOBrien , @realjonlovitz & @DavidSpade for sharing memories and stories about #PhilHartman . I love that we…

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1 year

When George Harrison sang, “Here comes the sun, doo- doo-doo-doo,” what did doo-doo—doo-doo mean?

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1 year

Toasted bagel - Cream cheese Lox and onion - looks so good I wanted to let the world know. What are you eating? Post pics!

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1 year

SPECIAL NFL MESSAGE FROM THE CHURCH LADY This Sunday enjoy watching giant sweaty men in tight pants grab and hold each other while you get liquored up and fornicate during half time. Somewhere Satan is smiling. But remember Jesus is God’s quarterback and He is the real GOAT!

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9 months

When I grew up Pluto was a planet. Nowadays some “scientist” says maybe it’s NOT a real planet!? But a dwarf planet??? Doesn’t sit right with me.

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10 months

I nominate my driver’s license picture as worst ever. Does anyone have a good driver’s license picture?

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9 months

I enjoyed working with the brilliant Brent Spiner in my PG rated comedy “Master of Disguise.” I loved Brent as “Data” in Star Trek: The Next Generation and he was hilarious in this movie as the “bad guy.” In this scene, my character Pistachio becomes Terry Suave. I worked really…

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1 year

One of my favorite lines in the history of film is when @TomCruise as Les Grossman yells, “I want you to take a step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!” #BenStiller #TropicThunder @BenStiller

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1 year

In California today it emerged from the east - a mysterious glowing orb - so bright your eyes would burn to glance at it - what is it? What does it want ? My god the humanity. Pray - pray for us all.

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Here I am as a ‘Grumpy Old Man’ on SNL. In this appearance he was at his grumpiest! #snl #dennismiller #comedy #grumpyoldman

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In this scene from ‘The Master of Disguise Pistachio’ “becomes” a turtle to gain entry into the ‘Turtle Club.’ Thankfully the beautiful and talented #JenniferEsposito held the entire enterprise together ! #comedy #turtle 🐢

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Here is a video of me doing pushups and my friend Arnold @Schwarzenegger counting and commenting on my form. Arnold is this week’s guest on FOTW. #flyonthewall

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8 months

Seeing Oppenheimer - theatre is empty. Did Oppenheimer bomb?

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10 years

Had a blast with Jimmy Fallon on the Tonite Show last night.. Don't think I ever chopped THAT much broccoli before...Orchestra awesome!

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9 months

This clip is from The Dana Carvey Show. Steve Carell and I play “Stupid Pranksters.” It was really fun to do, and we both committed so hard that the onset medic suggested we be packed in ice for a short period of time to normalize our metabolisms. #SteveCarell #TheDanaCarveyShow

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7 months

In this sketch a hungry dog steals the show! #MassiveHeadWoundHarry #snl

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7 months

This is one of my favorite #SNL short films. The brilliant Robert Smigel ( @TriumphICDHQ ) wrote it - and recruited me to play #Chaplin . I thought its premise was inspired. And I never turn down an opportunity to play Chaplin. Unfortunately it never made it to air. It played at…

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Our very first ‘Hans and Franz’ appearance on SNL. Audience didn’t quite know what to do with us. We got better in subsequent episodes. The #FlyOnTheWall @Schwarzenegger episode: @kevin_nealon #comedy #snl

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1 year

Sunday night, watch an incredible salute to the iconic @AdamSandler - I was thrilled to attend and perform at the event. The 2023 #MarkTwainPrize celebration at the @KennedyCenter airs March 26 at 8 p.m. ET on @CNN ! 📺

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6 years

I have to be patient .

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8 months

I’m told by “professionals” that I need to post often so that I “teach” the algorithm. Teach it what? Are algorithms stupid? Why do I have to teach some sh*tbox algorithm? No can do friendo.

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Will Ferrell as George W. Bush and me as George Bush Sr. having fun improvising for Funny or Die Presidential Reunion. #OfficialWilllF #WillFerrell #41 #43 #GeorgeBushSenior #GeorgeWBush #President #Borat #NaGaDait #Dubers

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Me and Kareem @kaj33 #ChrisRockLive @NetflixIsAJoke

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1 year

Happy New Year everyone! My New Years resolution is to wish everyone a Happy New Year! Promises made promises kept.

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My camera made the moon look like a planet or distant star. Don’t forget tonight is August moon night! #supermoon #fullmoon #bluemoon

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Maybe its just me but I don’t ever want the Prince Harry book tour to stop. Are you with me gang?!!

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This is an idea that Steve Carell brought to the Dana Carvey Show. He invited me to be a part of it. He’s hilarious and has a big, strong voice- I had to yell my ass off just to try to keep up with him. #TheDanaCarveyShow #SteveCarell

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1 year

Should I ride this MoFo?

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Will Ferrell joins me and @DavidSpade LIVE from @LargoLosAngeles on this week’s #FlyOnTheWall . Enjoy! Full LIVE episode: #WillFerrell

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Special message from the Church Lady: It’s Easter Sunday and instead of going to church you play silly games and eat chocolate bunnies. Well isn’t that special.

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9 months

What if Trump went Woke? #FlyOnTheWall #podcast bonus clips. All episodes:

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Biden seemed gacked out of his gord at #SOTU . More here: @superflypod @DavidSpade

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Presidents’ Day is always a little bittersweet for me. When I was 9 years old I was convinced I would be President someday. It wasn’t close. I never even hired a campaign manager.😔

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. @kanyewest SIT DOWN! ;) http://t.co/gW4j1XeHUi

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Happy 4th of July everyone! 🇺🇸

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NASA admits today that strange metallic orbs have been flying erratically all over the world for decades. We need some cool aliens to reveal themselves. The whole world might finally just calm the fu*k down.

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On August 30th a blue supermoon will appear. A rare phenomenon that won’t occur for another decade. This is where the phrase, “Once in a blue moon originated.” How could anyone not love the moon? What kind of human being would have a “problem with the moon?” #moon #bluemoon #nasa

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Made me laugh... http://t.co/b2diCDpDUY

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1 year

Beans - broccoli and hot sauce never disappoint!

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1 year

While driving yesterday I saw a guy driving a Jaguar trying to merge onto Melrose Avenue - so I let him merge. He waved a thanks. 👋 Today I was the one trying to merge and the same Jaguar guy didn’t let me in, honked his horn & flipped me off. 😤 How do I get revenge?🚗🚙

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Sometimes I think about existential questions - How did we get here? What is our purpose here? Other times I think about Madonna’s new face. Both are worthy thoughts.

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Why is it that when the newscaster says, “For your safety, stay indoors,” all I want to do is go outside and scream to the sky, “IS THAT ALL YOU GOT?!!!”

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Ahhhh Hawaii

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Conan is joined by me, @kevin_nealon , & #RobertSmigel ( @TriumphICDHQ ) along with the @TeamCoco staff to perform and discuss selections from the unproduced screenplay for ‘Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,’ more than 30 years after its original conception. Hear them now and…

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First Saturday of 2023: My New Years resolution for 2023 is to spend Saturday afternoons watching “Columbo” reruns while consuming generous amounts of pizza and beer. Keeping resolutions is always difficult but this time I welcome the challenge.

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TONIGHT! We celebrate our awesome friend @AdamSandler . Join us for the 2023 #MarkTwainPrize celebration at the @KennedyCenter . It airs at 8 p.m. ET on @CNN ! 📺

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Don’t have a name for it yet!

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I hate the phrase “Lazy Sunday.” I’m busy on Sundays. AWAKE AT 7AM AND HAVE COFFEE WHILE READING THE DAILY MAIL ONLINE. 8AM TO 9AM - CONTINUING ON THE DAILY MAIL I FOCUS ON MURDERS FREAK ACCIDENTS AND FLASH MOB ROBBERIES. 9AM TO NOON - ALL THINGS MEGHAN AND HARRY. NOON -…

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Here’s my Biden talking about Sandler’s movies. 😀 #MarkTwainPrize @adamsandler @kennedycenter

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9 months

Soundgarden “Black Hole Sun” Hard Rock Brilliance

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Yes, I’m on a merry-go-round with a name tag. It’s a long story. #WaterBuffaloClub

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1 year

On Christmas morning I prayed for rain. I’m sorry.

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Dogs teach us to be joyful - cats teach us to relax. Should I get a dog or a cat?

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They were pretty good, right?

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Good pic of Happy Sandmore! The 2023 #MarkTwainPrize celebration at the @KennedyCenter airs tonight March 26 at 8 p.m. ET on @CNN ! 📺

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In this sketch - I play Jay Leno and Robert Smigel ( @TriumphICDHQ ) plays Quentin Tarantino. Guest stars @billchott and #SteveCarell play the ‘Army Guys’.

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Unfortunately due to time my Trump bit got cut, but now thanks to modern technology you can watch it here, now. It’s like magic! #marktwainprize @AdamSandler