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David Spade

4 years

THE WRONG MISSY. I love this movie and its finally coming out. Its a big comedy with a lot of my buddies. Check it out May 13th on @Netflix and find out why I don’t shave and die my hair brown. 🦈🦈 #thewrongmissy @NetflixIsAJoke @LaurenLapkus @RobScneider @NickSwardson

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David Spade

@DavidSpade

2 years

Because comedians don’t have a medical chart for everyone in the audience.

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2 years

@DavidSpade Why would you phrase this as “a GI Jane joke?” instead of “a joke about a woman with alopecia”? 🤔

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David Spade

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6 years

20 years ago today.

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David Spade

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2 years

A GI Jane joke???

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David Spade

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5 years

Richie Bitchie is a huge influence

Ben Porter

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5 years

This kid’s batting stance is straight out of The Benchwarmers

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David Spade

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2 years

Hey @elonmusk . Are u paying the whole 44 billion up front or do u have payments. Because thats where they get ya

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David Spade

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2 months

Im warning you this look is tough to maintain

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2 months

is this better?

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David Spade

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5 years

We are ath-a-letes

Rob Friedman

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5 years

Billy Hamilton vs David Spade, Sword Mechanics.

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David Spade

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2 years

You guys Antonio Brown is in my driveway what do I do.

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David Spade

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3 years

I wonder if @elonmusk on #snl will be a 90 minute infomercial for Doge coin. (Buying it as we speak)

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David Spade

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5 years

Hey @Uber , not to sound mean but you should add an option when you order a car that says you want driver to talk or just want it quiet. Some people just want to chill. And some clients want to chat. But it should be a choice. I think ppl would like that

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David Spade

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3 years

Normie One of the last comics who just didnt give a fuck

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David Spade

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5 years

Universal amphitheater backstage. @chrisrock show. Farley was talking to the camera and Adam said it’s a picture not a video and we laughed

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David Spade

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4 years

Gonna def tell my kids I was Kurt Cobain

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David Spade

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4 years

3 germs

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David Spade

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6 years

Katy at my book signing. I love this pic of her. So pretty. I dont think everyone knew how fucking funny she was... Its a rough world out there people. Try to hang on

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David Spade

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3 years

Golf lesson with this guy today. And you know what? He’s not bad… He picks things up very quickly. Good listener

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David Spade

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7 years

Everyone is sending me this

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David Spade

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1 year

Everyone’s running out for Black Friday sales. 70% off. Basically exactly what everything was last year this time before inflation

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David Spade

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4 years

Happy birthday to adam!!! 🎈

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David Spade

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3 years

Ok Elon , its not cute anymore

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David Spade

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3 years

Hilarious. underseen Farley gem

Darren Rovell

@darrenrovell

5 years

25 Years Ago Today: A Nancy Kerrigan hosted “Saturday Night Live,” with Aretha Franklin as the musical guest, generates ratings that won’t be topped for 14 years. The highlight? Chris Farley’s performance & @DavidSpade ’s commentary of Olympic ice skating

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David Spade

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4 years

I mean..

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David Spade

@DavidSpade

6 years

Happy birthday to my wife @TheEllenShow 20 more years babe. We did it. xoxox

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David Spade

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5 years

21 years ago one of the greats died Chris Farley. Here’s some gag reel stuff of him from Tommyboy

Tommy Boy Gag Reel Bloopers

Classic movie

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David Spade

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10 months

Twitter is dead …( lets copy it)

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David Spade

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5 years

. @AdamSandler ‘s Farley song on @nbcsnl the other night is a killer. Check it out if u get a chance. Warning. Its a tearjerker

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David Spade

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4 years

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David Spade

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4 months

Happy birthday to one of my favorite people. #jimcarrey . 🎈 .

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David Spade

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5 years

Is the Nick Jonas wedding winding down yet?

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David Spade

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4 years

Listen, it was a rough Thanksgiving

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4 years

@DavidSpade Dude, when you fall off the wagon, you really go for it...

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David Spade

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6 years

This kid better win

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David Spade

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5 years

Is there any chance these 2 arent fucking?

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David Spade

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3 years

Saw this yesterday. Hilarious. @NickSwardson ( @thephotoshopsteve )

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David Spade

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4 years

Yesterday

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David Spade

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3 years

Worth it even for a few mins

MTV NEWS

@MTVNEWS

3 years

What happens at a meeting of the minds behind some of @nbcsnl 's funniest sketches? Back in 1994, @CindyCrawford went to dinner with #SNL greats @AdamSandler , @DavidSpade , Chris Farley, and @MrTimHerlihy , and learned they have just as much fun after the cameras stop rolling 😂❤️

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David Spade

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3 years

Is it true that Jake Paul is going to fight the leader of the Taliban at the MGM Grand in two weeks?

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David Spade

@DavidSpade

4 years

My iphone just told me my screen time last week was 9 days. Is that even possible isnt a week still 7?? I have no idea

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David Spade

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7 years

Heard its his birthday today. I realize that there's some young people don't know him. Please look him up.

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David Spade

@DavidSpade

4 years

Happy birthday to old buddy ⁦ @normmacdonald ⁩ From me dana and bill

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David Spade

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4 years

What a loss. Brian Dennehy #RIP

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David Spade

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4 years

I stole this off the Internet. It made me laugh. 2nd meow is the best.

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David Spade

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1 year

Bomb is a bit strong. I prefer underrated

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David Spade

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5 years

All kidding aside. Rules for earthquakes. Stop... drop... then instagram yourself and be super dramatic. Sit back and count likes. #EarthquakeLA

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David Spade

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2 years

Happy birfday to this comedy monster. ⁦ @JimCarrey ⁩

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David Spade

@DavidSpade

4 years

Nation daughter day. HARPER! The best!

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David Spade

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3 years

Rough news. Legendary #ripgeorge

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David Spade

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5 years

Happy birthday to one of the greats. @danacarvey . If u dont remember he was the better version of me on #snl . Thanks @kevinnealon for finding this pic

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David Spade

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1 year

Me hogging camera with will ferrell and dana. Will podcast is up now. The dude does not disappoint. Always good.

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David Spade

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6 years

I’ve been there

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David Spade

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7 years

Uber is soon going to be testing the driverless car. Lets first test the talkless driver and see how that goes

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David Spade

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4 years

Hey @elonmusk , can you pull some guys off of the floating car idea and put them on a corona cure? It’ll probably take them a week tops. And then you can go back to hot air balloon Uber and LA to Paris tunnel. Thank yew ⚡️

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David Spade

@DavidSpade

6 years

Because im a comedian?

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David Spade

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3 years

Hey look Mom, I’m on @Jeopardy #bucketlist

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David Spade

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5 years

Hey guys I’m going to do a new nightly show on @ComedyCentral right after the Daily Show. Coming soon. Here’s the official announcement above more deets to come. P.S. Order me a deet salad

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David Spade

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5 years

How does Tony Romo know more now than when he was playing? He went from Jedi to Yoda overnight.

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David Spade

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6 years

Who wore it better? @RobSchneider ? Or ⛸? 🏅

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David Spade

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4 years

I have to say as an Arizona native that i hope people notice that Kyler Murray is doing such a solid job this season. I know alot of other great players get the chatter but this dude is quietly making great plays and being very interesting to watch. @K1 . @AZCardinals

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David Spade

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2 months

Finally got around to watching Oppenheimer

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David Spade

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6 years

These 2 assholes…hey just doing final voice stuff for Hotel Transylvania 3! Invisible man has an invisible girlfriend @chrissyteigen Shes hilarious in it. Opens July 13! 👻👻👻🧛‍♂️

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David Spade

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4 years

Can anyone recite these from memory. I dont think i can. 🇺🇸

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David Spade

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6 years

This is great

Amy A

@AmyA1018

6 years

My 1 year old’s Halloween Costume because everyone always says he looks like Chris. Holy Schnikes!!! #TommyBoy @DavidSpade @nbcsnl @TheEllenShow

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David Spade

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2 years

We did it! #joedirt . #WINNER #whatscrappenin

Dan Proft

@DanProft

2 years

That Joe Dirt can really putt. Clutch. #TheOpen

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David Spade

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4 years

Be honest… when you posted a picture of you and your mom,Is everyone posting the best picture of themselves or the best picture of their mom. BE HONEST. Ive seen some thoughtless photos!! Its her day!!

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David Spade

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3 years

This came out 20 years ago? Oh boy. Have to say its one of my favorite things I’ve done. Thanks for all the people that watched it over the years the guys at ⁦ @DisneyAnimation ⁩ did such a great job

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David Spade

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4 years

Old shot of me with the late great Phil Hartman. One of the best ever on #snl he also did the Simpsons the list goes on and on. Always tried to learn from this guy. Ended too soon

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David Spade

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2 years

I stop watching any video Instagram or tik tok that says ‘wait for it..’. Get fucked

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David Spade

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1 year

One of the best dudes in my life gets a huge award tonight. ⁦ @AdamSandler ⁩ get the mark twain award. On #cnn . This is from first album he did. ⁦ @RobSchneider ⁩ #brooks

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David Spade

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5 years

I got this knock off from the Maroon 5 mixed review collection available exclusively at Kohl’s. Ps on ⁦ @JimmyKimmelLive ⁩ tonight

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David Spade

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3 years

Some weeks we had nothin 😂

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David Spade

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3 years

Last one. ( @LastNightOnFS )

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David Spade

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5 years

Harp and i out on the town

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David Spade

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4 years

This funny clip has turned into a tearjerker. We went to a Lakers game and Kobe said hello but later on down the stretch he was in the zone. I think the lesson is, when Mamba in the zone, let him do his thing even if your one of the funniest guys in the world @chrisrock

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David Spade

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6 years

When i did SNL and played owen wilson w a nose that looked too much like a dick

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David Spade

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5 years

Take that Bruce Lee. #BottleCapChallenge . I challenge ⁦ ⁦ @chrisrock ⁩ and ⁦⁦ @TomBrady ⁩ #stretchfirst . ⁦

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David Spade

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4 years

I cut this out of the paper when I was on the same page as two of my favorites. The old San Diego improv was great.

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David Spade

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6 years

Dang

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6 years

Life’s a garden, dig it! -joe dirt

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David Spade

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2 years

They all look like winners to me

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2 years

obsessed with the kids who made the finals of the USA Mullet Championships and their absolutely fucked up names

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David Spade

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4 years

Hey @iamrobschneider good luck tonight!! #GrownUps @DancingABC1

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David Spade

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4 years

Thanks everybody!!! 🥳 #TheWrongMissy #Netflix

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David Spade

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1 year

Picture i promised of Farley at ⁦ @realjonlovitz ⁩ super bowl party fake eating a cat. The story he told on the podcast this week

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David Spade

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6 years

Remember guys your vote doesnt count if u dont post a picture of you with a an ‘I voted’ sticker

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David Spade

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4 years

I cant believe 10 years ago this came out. This & Grown Ups 2 are some of the funnest times I’ve had my whole life. #grownups #grownups2 We miss Cameron, such a great part. @AdamSandler @chrisrock @iamrobschneider @KevinJames @salmahayek @MayaRudolph #mariabello @iamcolinquinn

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David Spade

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6 years

Whats up guy? #fatheroftheyear out on @netflix NOW Watch the shit out of it. Then leave it on accidentally and watch it again. Or just walk in kitchen

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David Spade

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4 years

One of my proudest writing moments

Laura Nielsen BSN, RN CCRN

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4 years

Watching back to back @LightsOut with @DavidSpade , remembering the good times! @nbcsnl

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David Spade

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10 months

Happy Joe Dirt day. 🇺🇸

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David Spade

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6 years

Happy birthday to Harper! Snarl faces in newport

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David Spade

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4 years

I just rubbed my face. Fuck. What do i do now

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David Spade

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6 years

I hate when the paparazzi catches me being super cool. Im so mad. Ps. I got skillzzzz. Only fell 30 times

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David Spade

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4 years

I noticed that people are out walking which is great. But you don’t have to walk directly in the middle of the road. Don’t forget cars can kill you too

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David Spade

@DavidSpade

5 years

Kirt Dirté. Keep on keepin on

Minnesota Vikings

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5 years

"Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Kirt Dirt." @KyleBrandt joins Under Center with @KirkCousins8 tonight on @KFAN1003 . 📺: @GMFB / @NFLNetwork

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David Spade

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4 years

It used to be, “you can’t believe everything you read”. Now it’s you can’t believe anything you read.

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David Spade

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2 years

Oh no Missys here!!!!!! She found me. ⁦ @laurenlapkus ⁩ ⁦ @ArdenMyrin ⁩

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David Spade

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5 years

Mixed?? Was there a good one?

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David Spade

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5 years

Harper smoking me at magic mountain in a dance off. Ps im available for floss lessons

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David Spade

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4 years

v true

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David Spade

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4 years

Here's is a clip I was talking about on @LightsOut with @AdamSandler . My first and only Tonight Show. @OfficialJohnnyCarson gave it to us to show. Some jokes work some don't but the sweater is a hit.

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