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The real kicker is that the figure for 2023 is an projection based on data from 2005 to 2019 These values have SWFA to do with “turbo-cancer” @abridgen proper numpty 1/3

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2 months

Dear @Ofcom This GBN presenter is lying and deliberately trying to inflame the situation (the video is from Spain 2 years ago)

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So it appears that the man who disarmed the Leicester Square knife-man is called Abdullah. Awkward for Robinson, Tice, 30p etc.

Leicester Square: Girl, 11 and mum, 34, stabbed in London

A shop security guard says he intervened to stop the attacker and helped give first aid to the child.

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2 years

Britain 2012 - so much to be proud of 2022 - so much to be ashamed of What went wrong?

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Hi @elonmusk You seem to be new to X so here’s a handy hint. Don't be misled by fake news. Before re-posting always check that the originator has included a link to source. It can save a lot of embarrassment. Enjoy your Xperience.

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3 years

All I can say is try not to get ill (from any cause) or have any kind of an accident for the next couple of months or so.

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3 years

Once again but LOUDER This time the increase in cases is definitely not being driven by an increase in testing

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3 years

I will survive? "Go on now, go, walk out the door Just turn around now 'Cause you're not welcome anymore"

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@AdamBienkov He could start by axing the Minister for Brexit Opportunities and re-deploying his staff to something useful

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9 months

Rees-Mogg you tosser. Just how much Civil Service time did you waste on your pointless and narcissistic little consultation? And you, always pontificating about Civil Service waste.

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3 years

Is merging classes the stupidest idea the Government has come up with so far? There’s a lot of competition

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2 years

At first I though this was just a link to the survey on imperial units I completed months ago. Turns out to be a new one. Perhaps Rees-Mogg didn't like the answers he got first time round. Please complete. And spread the word. Closes 11 pm 26/08

Choice on units of measurement: markings and sales

We are inviting views to gather information for the government review of units of measurement for consumer transactions.

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I believe this is an important message. Please R/T if you agree. If you are CEV and about to go away for Easter, please.. TAKE SOME NHS-SOURCED LFD TESTS WITH YOU I understand that you won’t be able to register a bought test to trigger an NHS response @sajidjavid

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Extraordinary 1 Pushing the gender files to the limit and only excluding last 2 days London 20-24 + 94%, 25-29 +90%. Together more than ½ of extra London cases Stop those freaking office parties now. WFH. Masks everywhere.

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9 months

Oh dear. @stkirsch has made an absolutely basic programming error. He’s only gone and counted people twice. 1/3

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10 months

Oh dear @stkirsch you really should have age stratified or age standardised before opening your big mouth and putting you foot in. ↙️ Kirsch’s all-age mash-up ↘️ Same data but age-standardised 1/5

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1 year

@EveryCountry Japan kept cases very low until after the vaccination roll-out.

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2 years

If I've got this right, Johnson had a drink or two at Lee Cain's leaving do before conducting an important interview during the ABBA strategy meeting.

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“We know the countries which didn’t have as much increased mortality are often the Western countries but the Eastern European countries where vaccination rates were lower” Directly contradicts the paper. Possibly the stupidest thing Campbell has ever said. 1/2

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9 months

It's official. Steve Kirsch cannot explain lower than expected mortality rates in the fully-vaccinated. In his own spreadsheet.

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It's official. My good "friend" @UncleJo46902375 is speechless. He cannot answer my simple questions without admitting the New Zealand data shows the vaccines are killing people.

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1 year

8 to 10 years now chaps.

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3 years

Remember when the told us children seldom catch COVID?

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2 years

@MinzylikesJazz @jonsopel In fairness, the BBC isn't exposing the egregious lies told by Truss and Coffey yesterday either So it isn't just pro-Trump bias

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3 years

The BBC's role in Operation Save Big Dog is to publish articles implying COVID has been defeated

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3 years

Congratulations to the new MP for Southend East after her impressive victory over the Spoiled Ballot Paper Party

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3 years

Does anyone know if @10DowningStreet still believes that the #ImmensaScandal didn’t result in many extra cases in the South West? @StroudCorona @ArtySmokesPS @fascinatorfun

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3 years

Just thought I’d check out how herd immunity was working out in school children. Nope. No correlation.

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@1goodtern They hold the view that being repeatedly infected is good for you. Just as being repeatedly hit over the head would protect you from concussion.

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10 months

Well I listened to Kirsch’s echo chamber. And he lied. If you use his spreadsheet to look at one 10 year age band, then his safety signal disappears. It only shows up if you merge age bands. And that’s due to Simpson’s paradox.

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11 months

Well this is curious. In the latest @stkirsch survey, the largest number of vaccine-related deaths occurred in unvaccinated households. A couple of possible explanations. 1/

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1 year

Admissions up 30% week on week across England. Beds up 17%.

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3 years

Christmas 1/4 Looking at older age bands, there appears to have been a steep increase in new cases over Christmas. The last 2 days shown below may increase as further samples are processed.

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1 year

@Kit_Yates_Maths That's an odd way of writing the question. Why not?

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1 year

There are no handrails or access to the roof of the Bibby Stockholm so I assume the outdoor exercise area is limited to the 2 central light-wells which I scale at about 25m x 9m each. 1/2

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@darrylmorris Indeed. Clacton 2015 44.4 % Clacton 2024 46.2% So the Farage factor added just 1.8% (I've added a few late results since this morning)

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Elon Musk and Andrew Tate So much in common

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10 months

Thread. Is “turbo-cancer” a thing? No. End of thread. But a few notes. 1/5

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7 months

Just how bad does a paper have to be to be retracted by Cureus?

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2 years

@ABridgen Your source has forgotten a little thing called the denominator. If only you spent 5 minutes checking before tweeting.

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3 years

Good grief

Boris' Brexit deal savaged as damning study shows UK firms reeling

BORIS JOHNSON'S Brexit deal has come under explosive attack after a damning study revealed more than two-thirds of UK businesses have been left reeling from the UK leaving the European Union.

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2 years

Don't like the look of this 1/3

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10 months

I’ve just watched it yet again and I have to say that the people who prepared the MOAR video are simply evil. To those involved in the NZ rollout I say – please try to ignore it, they have twisted and distorted the data till it bears no relation to reality.

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Hey @stkirsch 1. Why did you leave half the data (the better half) out of your plot? 2. Why is the full data such a good fit for a linear trend (2017-2023 incl)? 3. What is your measure? Total registered patient? New registrations? Patients treated? Admissions? Episodes?

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You’re right Steve It’s not a fluke. 1/2

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6 months

So serial fantasist @ABridgen recently sent a letter to all MPs and Peers and the press featuring this scary diagram. But why did he pick Z80.3 which accounted for just 0.0007% of all primary diagnoses in 2022-23? 1/6

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@stkirsch Everyone is 2 years older, there are a fair number of elderly and 2 years takes most to the middle of winter. Do you expect people to live forever? So you counted the wrong number in Excel?

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Posted at 2 in the morning my time. Demonstrating the old adage that a lie can travel half way round the world before the truth has got its boots on.

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@TheJimMurray @SouthernWater Presumably Southern deployed that rather ineffective looking boom which is tacit acknowledgment of a problem. Looks like there is plenty of room for a proper SuDS solution.

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2 years

The star may not be much of a newspaper but every now and again, it hits the spot

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3 years

Goodbye 2021 I just hope we don't end up looking back on you with fondness But with this shitty government anything is possible

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Turns out that those Czechs who received a dose of Moderna in 2021 were twice as likely to have a pre-existing chronic condition as those who had Pfizer with AZ higher still. @jsm2334 1/3

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@JuliaHB1 @Saffiya_Khan1 @UkTruth2020 @Jinx_OliveEater Hi Julia. Hope this helps. 6 out of 10 excess deaths in 2023 involve COVID.

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@JimTheRhino @MarinaPurkiss Exit poll

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@Jonteinspain @Ofcom Most of the boats flounder or are intercepted So asylum seekers are not storming the beaches like troops on d-day

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@martinedwards29 @chrischirp Rates appear to be falling in London, especially in children and young adults. But not for the over 50s.

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New Zealand. Omicron case from UK completed 7 days of managed isolation with 3 negative tests then tested positive 9 days after arrival. >=10 days after infection?

News | Ministry of Health NZ

Find all the latest news and updates from the Ministry of Health - Manatū Hauora.

www.health.govt.nz

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2 years

@Gilesyb @FT Very similar to the latest from the OBR

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9 months

Bugger Forgot to claim my $250,000

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Oh dear. @stkirsch has made an absolutely basic programming error. He’s only gone and counted people twice. 1/3

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@mad4fev @Ofcom He's a lying little tow-rag (in the nautical sense, a rag used by sailors to wipe the shit off their arses)

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Why does John Campbell always ignore population growth and aging when he quotes excess deaths? 1/4

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Solved the mystery of Barry’s numbers. He’s only included people who didn’t subsequently have a dose from another batch. So lots of survivors excluded from his numbers. But I can now identify the 152 people who died from Batch 1 only. 1/3

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@DailyMailUK commissioned Savanta to carry out a poll on the Rwanda proposal But YouGov carried out a poll on this subject, probably on the same day, with completely different results SV 47% for, 26% against, 27% other YG 27% for, 35% against, 23% other What’s going on 1/7

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2 years

One of the unforeseen consequences of the pandemic is that I can no longer bear to watch a rerun of any documentary featuring the coast guy.

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11 months

Is that all you’ve got Steve? Whatever happened to “debate me”?

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Well this is curious. In the latest @stkirsch survey, the largest number of vaccine-related deaths occurred in unvaccinated households. A couple of possible explanations. 1/

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@edwinhayward From memory, UK certifiers used to earn £1-2 billion pa from 3rd countries to certify products for the EU market. All gone now. BSI and Lloyds Register have beefed up their Netherlands subsidiaries to continue to handle long term clients.

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Strange times I agree with an Express headline Pity it worked so hard to bring this situation about

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@MarinaPurkiss Looks as if he didn't even realise what he was proposing was wrong until it was pointed out to him. His Eton housemaster was right.

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Let’s have another look. 1/

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At first the crowd thought this was part of the show A genuine endorsement And they were fine with that They clapped, they cheered They literally had to be told how to react

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It could be worse If Thérèse Coffey was Secretary of State for Transport, she would be advocating the repeal of the seat-belt legislation and for people to be able to carry out and sign off their own DoT tests.

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1 year

Hey @stkirsch Who is this poor child in your study who has had 1.5 million vaccinations?

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2 years

Or as Jacob Rees-Mogg would say “They’re now British turds and they’re better and happier turds for it.”

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PCR Test Reporting 1/4 In theory, the majority of new cases should be reported within 5 days of the specimen date; that assumption underpins the reported rolling rates and the interactive map. But in recent days, increasing numbers have not been reported until day 6 or 7.

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2 years

That dip didn't last for long.

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Disinformation from the guys who stole the New Zealand vaccination data. Here’s some right tosh from Kirsch about dose 1. But.. 1/15

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@jneill @Jean__Fisch @Takeastepback16 @dobssi Since OWID is the go-to source, I thought I would just drop its COVID-19 deaths for the same 47 countries on top of their excess deaths plot. Vertical scales are the same.

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Well this is odd @ClareCraigPath draws a conclusion from some erroneous date. I point out the errors & draw the correct conclusion but she says I can’t do that. For doing what she did but with the correct data. Is there one rule for her and another rule for the rest of us?

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I do hope they bring back 1" to the mile OS maps. It's so much easier to do the mental arithmetic at a scale of 1 to 63,360 than at 1 to 50,000.

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Hey @stkirsch < Your plot of deaths all aged 70+ following dose 1. Days [690-720] 70 deaths per week > Your plot of a subset of those aged 80+ following dose 1. 78 deaths per week in that period How’s that even possible? Do you have negative deaths in ages 70-79?

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This analysis by Alegria has been touted by @DowdEdward and others but contains a fundamental flaw. TDLR all his figures for 2021 and 2022 are false. 1/

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I'm old enough to remember when the Times and Sunday Times were newspapers .

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Funny old world. Admissions up 24.8% Beds up 15.9% Critical care bed up 15.3% (bit of a step in the last 3 days)

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@BBCLauraKT Accidentally? He's focused on the leadership not a GE He's got 2 years to lie his way out

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@Parody_PM So sad...

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@dgurdasani1 It's looking unsafe to me for many

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What does this even mean? A. The Trust regrets disliking our nation. B. It is regrettable that the Trust dislikes our nation. C. Rees-Mogg is a complete and utter tosspot.

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Honoured to be made this list but since I am #BlockedByKirschI ’m not sure what the point of his post is. Some odd Nuremberg 2 enthusiasts now popping up all over my timeline though. 1/2

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Looks like @ABridgen has completely lost it. See also latest data for England.

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So Prof Dalgleish reckons there’s been a massive increase in abdominal cancers in young adults Lets’ have a look, starting with oesophago-gastric cancers (C15-C16) 1/5

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@MarkWar16520311 AVPS Knowing an anti-vaxxer increases your chance of a vaccine injury by a factor of hundreds. Best way to stay safe is to avoid anti-vaxxers like the plague.

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@chrischirp Perhaps the most significant thing in this week's CIS is the rise in prevalence in the 70+ age band. The confidence intervals for this band are reasonably tight.

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The Mail says we should drop partygate and focus on the really important issues facing the country - like slagging off Harry and Meghan

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And here’s what batch 10 really looks like. Bear in mind that with 80% of doses administered in August 2021, there is bound to be a strong seasonal pattern.

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IT’S A MIRACLE According to @sco0psmcgoo ’s spreadsheet, unvaccinated New Zealanders are rising from their graves 1/ @thereal_truther @MauritzPreller @MongolFier6

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@chrischirp Fingers crossed for you and your mother The antivirals not prescribed at weekends comes as a shock. So many relying on antivirals.

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@MrsNigel Not sure Johnson may have moved on himself You know what he's like Nads is probably on tenterhooks

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@sophielouisecc Fancy a job at my asbestos removal company?

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Simpson’s paradox or as I prefer to call it, Kirsch’s Conundrum I have a demo data set loosely based on the NZ data but with 3 broad age bands only Individual curves A, B and C are fine but when combined there’s a scary peak at week 26 Denouement on next post then explanation

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Has @stkirsch dropped another bollock and accidentally breached confidentiality again with his latest health survey? He has removed the “first name” column from the main public download file but left names visible in another downloadable file. 1/5

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