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David Tuchman

@TuckonSports

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Daddy'ing the shit out of this ...

Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
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David Tuchman
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10u State Champions!!!!
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I just had one of the best poker experiences ever. 28 players played my weekly $100 tourney. My Dad and I got heads up. He asked for a chop. I told him to shove it. And then I beat his ass. I know it’s silly, but I’ll remember this forever
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4 years
My happy moment of the day was watching this ridiculously nice and rational policeman arrest this sociopath
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Scottie PIPM
4 years
K*ren: "Arrest me" Cop: Okay K*ren: 😲
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5 years
Is this a joke? I’d pay $10,000 for this
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Trevor Donovan
5 years
Solitude experiment. $10,000 to stay here for a month. No neighbors, internet, electricity and cell phone. Enough food and supplies for 30 days. Can bring books and pet. You accept?
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2 years
Came home from #WSOPMainevent to this … I am a very lucky man
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2 years
My family watched me get knocked out of the #WSOPMainevent and sent me a sweet video immediately after. If you thought I looked heartbroken when @jeffplatt interviewed me, take a look at Silas
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3 years
Even when all is this over, can we please keep poker 8-handed?
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David Tuchman
4 years
Doug Polk: We’re done. It’s just not working Poker: please don’t leave me. Please, just give me one more chance. We were meant for each other Doug Polk: it’s over. Poker: 😢 😭 😢 😭 .... months later (Poker finally moves on) Doug Polk: how could you forget me?
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@LukeBarnett One of the most annoying trailers ever was for Castaway where it revealed that he was saved off the island. Why??? Who thought that was a good idea?
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David Tuchman
3 years
Omg I love my wife so much. She started a five-day cleanse this morning. She text me at 9:56 am telling me she was hungry. By 5 pm, she had a beer in her hand and she was baking bread
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At my first World Series of Poker, I played at table with Doyle Brunson, the poker player. I was in awe. Years later, I was still in awe when Doyle, the Dad, joined me in the commentary booth to cheer on his son. He’ll be missed by many. #RIPDoyle
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1 year
Hey @elonmusk since we’re fixing Twitter, here’s something I’d like to put on your to do list. If I don’t follow someone, I don’t want to see their tweet.
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5 years
My mom called me today to tell me all about the cheating scandal in poker.
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4 years
Mike Sexton 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏
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4 years
Got something today I’ve wanted since I was twelve .... first game with my boy! #chexx #hockey
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David Tuchman
8 years
And I present to you, the winner of 1.6 billion dollars! #Powerball
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David Tuchman
2 years
Are they apologizing for me even thinking of doing this?
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2 years
The marathon continues - Day 4 #WSOPMainevent
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David Tuchman
3 years
Don’t celebrate too much. @ryanwhitney6 won’t approve
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Las Vegas Locally 🌴
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Vegas will soon be the greatest pro sports city in the world.
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8 years
Missed the first 3 levels of the main event @WSOP ... Bagged 72,200. Feeling absolutely fantastic ...
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5 years
Is there anything better than taking your seat on a long flight and after many moments of concern, finally realizing that YES, the empty seat next to you is going to stay empty
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David Tuchman
2 years
They got me. Thank you for the support … it truly means the world to me #WSOPMainevent
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Jeff Platt
2 years
What a run at it by @TuckonSports ,,.absolute boss and a terrific human being:
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David Tuchman
5 years
Want me to hate your website???? Just make me prove I’m not a fucking robot by clicking which boxes have traffic lights.
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David Tuchman
4 months
How miserable a person one must be to hate on others having fun.
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Vince Langman
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Is there anything more annoying than Taylor Swift at a football game? 👇
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David Tuchman
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2020 has been a tough year for most of us, my family included. That said, I know how lucky we are. If you’ve had a tough time financially and you’re not in position to put presents under the tree this year, I’d like to help if possible. Kids should be smiling on Xmas morning.
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David Tuchman
2 years
Selling to the @WSOP employees event at 9.2
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David Tuchman
1 year
Make sure the big chips are in front.
@HCLPokerShow
Hustler Casino Live
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TOMORROW!! $25/50/100 w/ @AlecTorelli , @nikairball , Mariano, @MikeXpoker , @Rainbowkitty865 , Charles & more Commentary by @TuckonSports
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2 years
Josh Bailey is no longer a good NHL player #isles
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8 years
We made day 3. Great last level ... Spun it up to 314k
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2 years
This happened at my kid's "learn to skate" class @spittinchiclets
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8 years
if you retweet this and follow me, you'll be in a special drawing to win exactly 0% of my main event ... I'm needy. Be my friend
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David Tuchman
8 years
Hey everyone! I'm off from the @WSOP live stream today ... Back in LA for 48 hours for my little man's birthday
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David Tuchman
2 years
And we’re in the money! #WSOPMain2021 3rd cash in 7th main. Time for sleep 💤 Day 4 tomorrow
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David Tuchman
3 years
Poker World never change
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6 years
I fell in love with my wife @mollybearor again today
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If Lane survives this, Lou needs to be fired too. This is inexcusable #isles
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David Tuchman
7 years
My best co-commentator of the summer @WSOP #888Poker @PokerCentral it's Grizzie!
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1 year
Everybody @HCLPokerShow wanted to continue the show except me. In fact, @TheRyanFeldman begged me to stay, the production crew begged me to stay, the dealers begged me to stay and I said No! That’s the kind of power I have. Don’t like it? Too fucking bad
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David Tuchman
2 years
Anything happening in poker today?
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David Tuchman
6 years
Day 1a. The marathon begins @WSOP @PokerGO
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David Tuchman
2 years
@berkey11 Seriously. It gets worse and worse.
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David Tuchman
1 year
This was a good day. A very good day.
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David Tuchman
7 years
Had a day off from my summer @WSOP and decided to go home to hang out with my boys! Good decision?
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David Tuchman
5 years
Vaccinate your fucking kids you idiots!!!!
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Paul Bissonnette
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Leafs outplayed em. On to the next one. #LeafsForever
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5 years
One of my first acting jobs was on 90210. I had the pleasure of meeting Luke Perry... he didn’t know me from a hole in the wall and yet, couldn’t have been nicer. I never got a chance to thank him for making me feel welcome when I was scared out of my mind RIP
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David Tuchman
9 years
We're at 9 in the 10k PLO championship! Who has more chips? @JasonMercier @shaundeeb http://t.co/2owmW9QYtk
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David Tuchman
6 years
Huge thanks to @PokerCentral @WSOP and to @TwitchPoker for making this happen! Can’t tell you how excited I am for the summer!!!!
@PokerGOTour
PokerGO Tour
6 years
Live streams for the 2018 @WSOP are coming to @Twitch ! @TwitchPoker and Poker Central partner to broadcast over 30 events, with commentary from @TuckonSports and @jeffplatt on coms.
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8 years
We're in the money!!!
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1 year
My nephew flew over Lambeau Field yesterday — he’s flying the 2nd Growler … as far as I’m concerned, he’s a superhero
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David Tuchman
5 years
Huge thanks to @PokerCentral @PokerGO @WSOP @888poker for giving me the opportunity to work a job I absolutely love. 🙏❤️
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2 years
@DougPolkVids At this rate, I might be able to beat the game
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1 year
We decided to add to our crazy
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8 years
We're headed to day 4. Played terribly the last hour...very annoyed with myself. Need sleep. Bagged 175k ... Must be better tomorrow
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4 years
If you complain about playing on ACR, I’m muting you. I just can’t read the stupidity anymore
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David Tuchman
5 years
@Randi_heatlifer @WSOP @RealKidPoker @phil_hellmuth @MagicAntonio @PhilLaak @PokerGO This is amazing!!!! Thanks for sharing and I hope your husband has the best luck that week, but regardless of how he does at the tables, he looks like he’s already won ❤️❤️❤️
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2 years
Genuinely thought this @WSOP main event @PokerGO was amazing! Huge shout out to the fantastic crew you don’t see and to @lonmceachern @Ali_Nejad @NormanChad @NickSchulman (get better my man) @JamieKerstetter @MariaHo and last but certainly not least @jeffplatt should be so proud
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7 years
This dude has my heart
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6 years
Holy Fuck!!!! I got my kid in bed by 8 pm with pajamas on without a fight or any of us raising our voice ... essentially the same probability as me hitting a one-outer
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8 years
Misplayed a hand badly against the great @MariaHo and it essentially cost me my tourney. Thank you ALL so much for the wonderful support #gg
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5 years
@RealKidPoker You’ve been a guest on it 🤯🤦🏽‍♀️
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5 years
This made me laugh. Personally, I don’t care if you or the President has ever read the Bible. If it means something to you, that’s awesome. But, does anyone ... I mean anyone, actually believe Trump has read the Bible???
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Numerous states introducing Bible Literacy classes, giving students the option of studying the Bible. Starting to make a turn back? Great!
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I’ve become a 1 issue voter. This is enough to get my vote
@AndrewYang
Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸
5 years
Just got a phone call from a number that looked just like mine - it was a robocall. I’m going to ban robocalls as President. We have better things to do than have our time wasted. I remember being glad when my phone rang. Times have changed.
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All smiles on day 1D of the @wsop #WSOPMainevent The goal is always to bag. We're coming back on Friday with 140,900 @StakeKings @888poker
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It's time for Trotz to start holding the Vets accountable - what exactly is Beau doing here? Possession is the name of the game in OT - 30 seconds into their shift, he haphazardly fires the puck toward the net, overcommits & then glides the last few steps on his backcheck #isles
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David Tuchman
2 years
So, did I miss anything tonight?
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David Tuchman
5 years
For those of you holding off on getting a dog because your place isn’t big enough
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6 years
Love my job @WSOP @PokerCentral more than I can possibly express. I also love when it’s over...
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8 years
Fucking @gunsnroses tonight with @charliesheen
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Gave my kid a goal that I thought would take him much longer to achieve than it did. He’s been practicing everyday and I’m really proud of him.
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4 years
Is there someone out there who can’t do this????
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Trevor Donovan
4 years
Small Island Castle 100 miles off shore. No electricity or internet. Just shelter, bedding, books, paper, pen and enough food & water for 30 days. (ur entire stay would be live streamed to world) If you last 30 days you get $40,000. Could you do it?
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Hiking Kauai
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2 years
Really @FarazJaka ????
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This is really an amazing accomplishment from this #isles team. To make the playoffs with these injuries and a brain dead coach is truly impressive Pelech missing 21 games Barzal missing 24 Palmieri 28 Wahlstrom 47 Pageau 12 Clutterbuck 33 And Aho/Romanov missing a few
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David Tuchman
2 years
Wow! Bill Klein is a super hero
@HCLPokerShow
Hustler Casino Live
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Is the sickest bluff you've ever seen? HOLY S%*T!!! Bill Klein is an absolute legend for this!!
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6 years
Later Vegas...it’s been real. Thanks for another amazing summer @PokerCentral @WSOP All good for my drive home
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8 years
Day four of my journey @WSOP Tell my gorgeous wife and kid, I'm sorry, but I'm not ready to come home yet! #onehand #oneday #blackboothmojo
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2 years
Get your kid a dog
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@cryptojoesshmo @RobbiJadeLew I've looked at my flush 9x before putting another bet in only to turn my hands over and see that one of my cards was a spade and the other was a heart. Our minds can play crazy tricks on us at times.
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5 years
Just won a pot at showdown with 63 on a JJ428 board so ... that’s how you @CrushLivePoker 🤣😬🤑
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David Tuchman
6 years
And “after” this actually works! Nice call @RyanLeng9 @WSOP
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David Tuchman
6 years
Congrats to the one and only @phil_hellmuth #15baby @WSOP
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David Tuchman
2 years
Last nights show @HCLPokerShow was one of my favorites to commentate on. The play, the table talk and my co-commentator @DGAFPokerPlayer provided the perfect balance of poker insight, banter, and entertainment. Thanks to everyone involved!
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@RealKidPoker People don’t understand how compound interest works 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏽‍♀️
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David Tuchman
3 years
Good morning! #TheRoyale
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4 years
The @WSOP is postponed. So, uh... what the Fuck am I supposed to do with my kids all summer?!? Does this mean, I have to be a dad?
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David Tuchman
4 years
I’m getting ready to commentate @wsop while my family watches a movie ... This is how we roll
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4 years
I think we’re perfect for each other @mollybearor
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David Tuchman
7 years
Genuinely thrilled for one of the best guys in poker @chicagocards1
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2 years
I now want to see this movie
@ChadAHolloway
Chad Holloway
2 years
Goodbye to #wsop at Rio. Since my first visit in 2009, I estimate I’ve spent 1.5-2 years of my life actually inside these walls. It’s where I won my bracelet, lost my virginity, met my first wife, & met the woman I’d leave her for before meeting my second wife. So many memories.
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If you make a bet, it's not the other parties responsibility to let you out. Tbh, I'm surprised to see Vanessa get this much support
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