UPDATE! - added 7 spots I've been going to lately. Removed the places that closed or went downhill. Wanted this done before the Fall WSOP began but was busy. Enjoy!
I’m walking down the halls to play the $1500 6 max and feel the wall BRUSH up against me. I look and it’s this creep. He asks “do I know you?” And I reply he looks familiar. Then he request a nipple massage. Wth is going on in the 2022 WSOP
They must have paired us for our love of sneakers. Proud of
@I_AM_WILDCAT
for also bringing the heat for this event. Let's goooooooooooo
#FortniteWorldCup
On the way to school this morning Liliana said “I wish I could just stay home and play
@wizards_magic
with you all day”.
Mouth: School is very important, we can play after homework today.
Brain: Same babygirl, same.
It is inexcusable that you can’t play the most current set in Ranked Draft on
@MTG_Arena
. This should always be an option now that Ranked play matters.
Rest In Peace
@Mike_partypoker
. Thank you for always being positive and kind. You changed my life and I’m sure most poker players would say the same.
Hopefully you find a good game whenever you are now and may all of your cards be live and your pots be monsters.
I think this is why this is hitting me so hard. Thinking about the other 3 girls that don’t have a dad anymore. His 7 month old that will never know her dad.
I didn’t want to have a girl but fuck if it wasn’t the best thing to ever happen to me. I love being a
#girldad
Last nights
@HCLPokerShow
was the most fun I’ve had watching poker in a long time. The steamers were great, as expected. PH was cringe, as expected. But the real highlight was Alan Keeting. Even tho he got crushed, he did it with a smile and really made the show entertaining.
Seeing one of the goats quickly fall to the bottom due to both mental and physical issues makes them more relatable. From godlike to human.
Seeing them refuse to give up, fight for decades and finally get back to the top, gives us all hope. Thank you
@TigerWoods
Hey Gamers,
@FortniteGame
season 10 starts tomorrow. If you don't have a content creator you are supporting please support my Pro-Am partner, fellow sneaker head and cool guy
@I_AM_WILDCAT
with Code: WILDCAT
Watching
@OnlyFriends_Pod
and its clear a lot of poker players that want to be investigative journalist need to study more psychology and a little less math.
For the almost 5 years I've been a single dad I rarely get poker FOMO. It's way better spending time with Liliana than sitting at a poker table...but all the
#WSOP50
posts are getting to me a little. When we return from summer vacation mid June, I'm coming with a vengeance.
@elonmusk
Why go from one dumpster fire to another? Why not use your enormous influence, power and wealth to support a 3rd party (independent, Libertarian or something entirely new) and break this vicious cycle?
Watching the game at the Aria party. My friend says “damn SF TD in OT and it’s over”. I tell him rules changed, he disagrees we bet. We go to a random guy for a ruling and he ends up betting me too, then Andrew Brown walks up hears and bets me too… picked off 3 guys lol.
I wasn't given a FREE
#MTGMH1
preview but I wasn't gonna let that stop me. I PAID for TWO previews! This is some really groundbreaking card design that I know is gonna shake up Modern.
#notsponsored
@Em_TeeGee
Reminds me of when they told me they didn’t have the budget to pay me a fair market rate for commentary but then offered my asking fee to a few white guys no more qualified. When confronted “we don’t discuss other offers”. Fuck them
Hey
@WSOPcom
! Why is my withdrawal from 7 days ago “Awaiting Process” with the ability to reverse and add to bankroll right away? I dont want to play, I want my money. Stop this predatory behavior and process withdrawals when people ask.
Lots of requests for the list and SB guide so here ya go. I think Ben Rubin and I went 22-6. Deck was absurd. Thanks to
@gabnassif
for the initial list and
@herberheezy
for the tightening up of the deck.
#PT25
Attention personality lacking robotic dusty ass $5k NL players…STOP MAKING THE DEALERS STRETCH AND PUT YOUR FUCKING CHIPS OUT FAR ENOUGH WHERE THEY CAN REACH THEM!!!
Updated my pinned tweet with my Vegas food recs. Removed some places that aren't as good or don't exist anymore. Added a handful that are now on it. Pic plus a link to a living google doc that I'll update more regularly.
Kobe Bryant is the reason I’m a laker fan today. When he was playing I would say I’m a Kobe fan first, and if he were to be traded, his new team would be my new team. I haven’t enjoyed watching sports more than I did watching him play.
Thank you Kobe. Rest In Peace.
Why are NL Holdem players so damn slow?
Feel like the hardest part of NLH tournaments is being able to sit through 5 min hands without spazzing it all off the first chance to gtfo.
Two guys getting a massage at my table, 3rd guy says “instead of them getting massages, we should all throw in money for the girls to massage each other”. Wtf is wrong with dudes
When you get shown a winner on the river, please just muck your hand. Staring at it and shaking your head while holding your cards aren't gonna change em. Let's goooooooooooo
$10k O8 about to start. Hennigan walks up to
@BenbaLamb
and says
“Two guys with 630k looks like a good spot to swap 1.5%”
Ben: “ya ? Booked and sticks his fist out for a pound “…
Hennigan: bursts out laughing, leaves ben hanging and says “JUST KIDDING” LOLOL
Played a few hours of day 2 of the $10k PLO with
@martinkabrhell
on my direct left. Was worried it was going to be unpleasant but it was very fun. He acted fast, didn’t creep anyone out and was hilarious. A+ experience would do again.
Hey dickheads. Stop betting xx25. Just bet a round amount and keep the game moving. Yes, this tweet was inspired by the young man that just showed up at the 9 seat. If you know him, let him know.
#WSOPMainEvent
Left the house for the first time in 10 days to get some groceries (with mask and gloves). Drove by the park full of people hanging out and some basketball games. In the store, was business as usual, no masks, no distancing. Did I miss the memo that its all over?
5th place at
#PT25
. :( Honored that two legends would team with me in such a huge event. Thank you
@efropoker
@gabnassif
for helping me earn my best finish ever in 25 years of the Pro Tour.
#WSOP
tweet rules:
Day 1 - BBO (bags and busts only), no one cares about your level 3 chip count and trust me, that hand you played wasn’t that interesting.
Day 2 - Same as day 1 + ITM.
Day 3 - Same as day 2 + FT and million chip stack.
Long summer, lets keep it concise.
If you wanna eat well on
#WSOP
dinner break I highly recommend Partage. It's 5 mins away and if you tell them you are on dinner break they can get you in and out under an hour. And the food is incredible. Tonight's dinner 😋
So much venom towards
@LandonTice
for promoting slots but where is that energy for the pros endorsing unregulated poker sites full of RTA and ghosting?
1. RT and follow me
2. Tell me why adults can’t gamble how they like
Not picking anyone for shit, just starting trouble
As we get ready to go to
@_Elantris_
bday dinner.
Lili (my 7yo daughter): "is that what you're wearing?"
Me: "yes"
Lili: "oh so sweats to a birthday party...is that what adults do now?"
😞
If someone told 16yo me that I would wake up at 6am on a Sunday to watch golf I would've asked them what they were smoking , but here we are.
#TheMasters
Let's go
@TigerWoods
!
You ever get so invested in a show that even when it gets bad you can’t stop watching? You pray for it to be cancelled, that’s your only escape. Welcome to
#Westworld
POKER PLAYERS imagine this, it's 2019
-
#WSOPMainEvent
Dinner break would be 90 min at 6:30pm but there is no dinner break this year. 4 2hr levels and we stop at 8 and eat on our own time. We use a big blind ante and all tables are 9 handed.
THAT WOULD BE LIVING OUR BEST LIFE
I went to this really high class restaurant; it was amazing. The bread waiter came over and gave you bread. The salad waiter came over and gave you salad. The wine waiter came over and gave you wine. Then the head waiter came over.
Nov ‘21 - 3k HORSE - 9th
June 11, 2022 - 25k PLO - 9th
June 17, 2022 - 1500 HORSE - 9th
June 23, 2022 - 1500 PLO - NOT TODAY MOTHER FUCKERS.
Down to the official final table of 8. 🎂
Had to take dinner break 15 mins early in the $1500 6 max to go see my daughter’s performance in Moana. Excited to see the results of her working all year.
#prouddad
Getting a lot of comments about me being upset at my teammate in
@GGPoker
#GameofGold
folding the best hand vs
@JoshuaArieh
multiple times then blasting off 75bb with A4s.
And I’d just like to say from the bottom of my heart, I’d like to take this chance to apologize…
… TO