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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

5 years

A stirring tale of loss, endurance and triumph at #Wimbledon in three acts, starring @WoodyHarrelson

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Chris Joseph

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4 years

All this endless “job’s not done” and Mamba Mentality talk coming from the Lakers when the most Mamba-like player in this series has been playing for the other team this whole time.

Tom Haberstroh

@tomhaberstroh

4 years

Jimmy Butler since Game 1: 30.5 points 11.5 assists 10.3 rebounds 40-73 FG, 54.8% 41-45 FT, 91.1%

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Chris Joseph

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Finals press conferences Nikola Jokic: "The Heat are a really intelligent team... they can just kind of morph." Jimmy Butler: [moons Bam from the side of the stage to distract Bam during presser]

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Chris Joseph

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11 months

Waited for his contact to end never demanded a trade and chose to go to Miami as a free agent and people STILL lost their motherfucking minds

Playbook Sports

@PlaybookSN

11 months

13 years ago, LeBron James announced he was taking his talents to South Beach 🔥

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Chris Joseph

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1 year

Nike

@Nike

1 year

“There’s no failure in sports. It’s steps to success.” - @Giannis_An34 Regardless of the outcome, there’s always a reward ahead. #AlwaysForward

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Chris Joseph

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3 years

We are all that kid

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Chris Joseph

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5 years

Woody Harrelson drinking a beer while waiting to be allowed back to his seat is a mood

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

2 years

Shaq is about to fight Charles over Jimmy Butler’s greatness and I am here for it

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

2 years

Bill Simmons: I thought Miami was one of the historically worst one seeds last year Jason Tatum:

Brady Hawk

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Chris Joseph

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1 year

Not New York. Not Boston. Not Philadelphia. Not Chicago. Not Vegas. Not Los Angeles. Miami. Miami is the Center of the Sports Universe. Miami.

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

3 years

𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉

@HeatvsHaters

3 years

The Miami Heat play basketball tonight

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Chris Joseph

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5 months

Shoved a whole Gucci bag into your asshole @TheHerd

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Chris Joseph

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3 months

I’m not exaggerating when I say Jimmy Butler pointing at every ref and calling each trash is easily one the all-time greatest moments in the NBA’s 75 year history

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

1 year

me watching other teams playoff games vs. me watching a heat playoff game

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

3 years

Everyone outside of Miami absolutely HATED this LeBron. HAYYYY-TED. Now all of a sudden it’s all “ohhhh number 6 lebron is baaackkk ohhhh he’s gotta bring this back tooo!!1!” Go fuck a peacock, you disingenuous shit-kickers.

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

3 years

Bron gotta bring this back too

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Chris Joseph

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3 years

My kid texted me this tonight. RAISED HIM RIGHT

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Chris Joseph

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3 years

The Miami Heat beat Team USA

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

3 years

UD didn’t forget the dirty bullshit Dwight Howard pulled on Bam in the Finals last year. That was an epic moment and why people need to stfu when the Heat bring him back again. The man is the living embodiment of Culture.

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

3 years

me watching other nba teams play vs. me watching the heat play

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

3 years

James Harden has never reached the Eastern Conference Finals. You know who has?

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

2 years

When Tyler, Duncan, and Strus are all ballin out

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

IT'S ONLY BEEN A WEEK?????

SportsCenter

@SportsCenter

4 years

One week ago tonight, the NBA suspended its season.

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Chris Joseph

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11 months

he somehow simultaneously looks like he’s from miami and portland so idk

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Chris Joseph

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5 years

Yay

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Chris Joseph

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2 years

They laughed when he said this

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

6 months

Another drop

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

2 years

The Patriots dominated the AFC East for the better part of two decades playing against the likes of EJ Manuel, JP Losman, Geno Smith, Mark Sanchez, Chad Henne, Brian Griese & Cleo Lemon so what exactly is your point you lentil faced weirdo?

Ben Volin

@BenVolin

2 years

QBs faced in the Dolphins’ 7-game win streak: Tyrod Taylor, Lamar Jackson, Joe Flacco, Cam Newton, Mike Glennon, Zach Wilson and Ian Book. Other than Jackson, the Dolphins have feasted on backups and rookies.

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

Jimmy is all of us. This is why #HEATTwitter has been especially insufferable this year. We’ve been telling EVERYONE we have ballers on this team and gotten brushed off by the so-called experts. Say I’m fucking right.

Ryan Cortes

@Ryan_Cortes

4 years

“I told you. We got some motherf——— that can ball on this team. Say I’m f ——— right. Say I’m f—— right. I told you.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

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Tom Pelissero

@TomPelissero

1 year

The #Dolphins have agreed to terms with Vic Fangio on a deal that makes him the NFL’s highest-paid coordinator, per sources. It’s a 3-year deal with a 4th-year team option. Fangio, the former #Broncos coach, is one of football’s best defensive minds. Huge get for Mike McDaniel.

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

8 months

Barry Jackson is one of the most respected journalists, not just in South Florida, but in all of sports media. With a long track record of accurate reporting and integrity. This is just embarrassing.

Trysta Krick🐺

@Trysta_Krick

8 months

These “sources” giving out Dame Lillard “news” are starting to get desperate

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

1 championship in 34 years

GabiBailomHeat

@HeatGabi

4 years

Wonder if @espn has made a commercial for GM 4 about the @MiamiHEAT too? Or is it all about the Celtics and all of their Championship banners where more than a half were from an era when the league had only 8 teams? 🤔🤔 Guess we all know the answer..... #HEATTwitter

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

8 months

When Tua sees himself in the mirror tonight

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

2 years

I wish the Miami Heat would win every game and have a perfect season because they’re my team and I love them but mostly so that you all could shut the fuck up for a minute

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

3 months

me running into the driveway tomorrow to grab my 50% off papa johns courtesy joe cronin

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Chris Joseph

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1 year

I love the fact that Mike McDaniel is the head coach of the Miami Dolphins as well as the hype man for all the other sports teams in town

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

The Tua reaction videos are so cool. This fanbase has suffered, man lol. I didn't cheer. I got a little teary eyed thinking about my dad, the biggest Dolphins fan I've ever known, not being around to witness it. He would have LOVED the pick. I was missing him terribly last night.

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

The Patriots are going to tank for Trevor Lawrence and the same people that gave the Dolphins shit for tanking for Tua are gonna be all OMERGERR BILL BELICHICK IS A FOOTBALL GENIUS MANGOD CHESS NOT CHECKERS NERRHURRRR

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

My son made this on his tikytok because I raised him right

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

2 years

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

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Chris Joseph

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2 years

I WOULD LIKE TO REITERATE

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

Thank you @MiamiHEAT for fighting like rabid dogs for our city, for ripping your hearts out and leaving it all on the court, for wrecking that Celtic ass. For showing the basketball world what we’re made of. For bringing us the purest joy in an unimaginably awful year. I love you

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

3 years

“Depleted Lakers” The fucking nerve of this network

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

5 years

Your reminder that this dude was treated like a child murderer every night while he was with the Heat but when he left Miami he suddenly became America's sweetheart.

SB Nation

@SBNation

5 years

Headband LeBron back. We are truly blessed

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Chris Joseph

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3 years

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Chris Joseph

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1 year

The video is so much better lol

jimbo 🤙

@BlSCAYNEBUCKETS

1 year

Jimmy fucking stupid lmao

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

5 years

The heat out here signing Star Wars characters

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

2 years

So cool how Flores is using Duke so much a week too late so so cool

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

THE BUCKS DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS

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Chris Joseph

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2 years

Literally every shot of the Boston crowd looks like January 6

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Chris Joseph

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1 year

“BEAT THE HEAT! BEAT THE HEAT!”

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

3 years

Give him whatever he asks for @MiamiHEAT

Silas P. Silas

@KennySpenceNBA

3 years

LMAOOOOO HOW DID I NOT KNOW FROM THE BEGINNING

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

2 years

WELCOME, KYLE GUY

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Chris Joseph

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7 years

It took a while, but 2016 finally killed the right person

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

8 months

sorry this isn't entertaining or engaging or fun. it's fucking gross.

Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

@LeBatardShow

8 months

"Amen." – @DavidPSamson after we played him video of a CEO calling for unemployment to rise and employees to feel pain. "I haven't seen you that radiant since Bob Ross' family was ripping him off." – Dan 📺

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

3 years

Quarterback throws for 296 yards and 4 touchdowns, including the comeback go-ahead score; the defense predictably folds and loses the game. So NATURALLY you trade away the quarterback

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2 years

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Chris Joseph

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10 months

we went from he’ll miss first 4 weeks to maybe december in like 30 minutes

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

5 years

❤ @DwyaneWade is beautiful. His family is beautiful. Love is beautiful.

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

Kendrick Perkins has become the Lincoln Project of #HeatTwitter and I’m not sure which I hate more

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

2 years

the replies in this. wtf are we doing. be better heat fans jesus christ

Tyler Herro

@raf_tyler

2 years

Nahhh keep that same energy..

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

I know we've been praising the Heat social media folks for a while -- and rightly so -- but this is by far the greatest tweet they've ever put out. The subtly of the shade is ::chef's kiss::

Miami HEAT

@MiamiHEAT

4 years

Washed him 🚿🤭 @Bam1of1 | #HEATCulture

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Chris Joseph

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2 years

Victor Oladipo is your new +/- King. That’s not me, that’s science.

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

6 months

Five Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️

@5ReasonsSports

6 months

If Herro's ankle sprain is significant, it's hard to see how the Heat generate any offense in the starting lineup without just giving Jaquez a shot. At least until Caleb Martin is back.

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Chris Joseph

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3 years

Herbert is very good, but Tua was absolutely the right pick for Miami. It’s a dumb waste of energy to dwell over it and if you’re one of the geniuses who said they should’ve taken Hebert over Tua hey super cool congrats on hitting 4 cherries on the slot machine that is your brain

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Chris Joseph

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2 years

☕️

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Chris Joseph

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4 years

Remember when @espn showed a commercial about Game 7 featuring nothing but Celtics highlights right in the middle of Game 6?

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Chris Joseph

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4 years

Best fans in the NBA

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Chris Joseph

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8 months

it's the single greatest scene in the 96 years of television history

AJ Battista

@AJBattistaa

8 months

I can’t believe HBO saw this scene where Pat Riley finally becomes COACH RILEY and still decided to cancel the show. Unbelievable

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Chris Joseph

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5 years

Bengals name their backup QB as the starter, Dolphins trade for a dude on injured reserve. LET'S GET IT ON.

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Chris Joseph

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3 years

What is Culture, if not Heat persevering?

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

3 years

I like how the members of the ‘72 Dolphins celebrate the loss of the last remaining perfect team and I like that it makes so many people so mad

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

2 years

You know what? Fuck it, this is our guy. LET’S GET NUTS.

Andrew Hawkins

@Hawk

2 years

I promise you there is not a brighter football mind in the League.

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Chris Joseph

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3 years

These fuckers are walking around with Confederate flags in the Capitol building that they unlawfully breached. Tell me again how this is about “concerns over our election process”

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Chris Joseph

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4 years

Good morning. Kelly Olynyk outplayed Anthony Davis last night. Have a good day.

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Chris Joseph

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4 years

@BillyCorben @MiamiPD @OrtizFop

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

3 years

Every night some random asshole hits a season high or career high in threes against us. Every. Night.

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

3 years

Dolphins beat writers:

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

3 years

Former Dolphins’ QB Ryan Fitzpatrick reached agreement with the Washington Football Team on a one-year deal worth $10 million that could grow to $12 million with incentives, per source. Fitzpatrick is expected to head to camp as the starter, with competition from Taylor Heinicke.

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

5 years

Kris Richard coaches like I watch Dolphins games

FOX Sports: NFL

@NFLonFOX

5 years

The Cowboys defense is looking for answers...

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

won't get credit for it just like when he was at the forefront of playing positionless basketball

Alejandro 🇨🇴

@MiamiAlejandro

4 years

Spo is on another level. Exposed the Sixers with the 2-3 zone and now everyone is going to use it against Philly.

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

5 years

going out of business after 20 years to own the libs

The Hill

@thehill

5 years

Colorado sporting goods store forced to close after removing Nike merchandise over Kaepernick ad

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Chris Joseph

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5 years

Don't win a single game this year, @MiamiDolphins . Not one game.

CBS Sports

@CBSSports

5 years

HOLY SMOKES! DEVONTA SMITH WITH HIS FOURTH (!!!!) TOUCHDOWN OF THE FIRST HALF.

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

I NEVER AGAIN WANT TO HEAR ANY BULLSHIT ABOUT BRAD STEVENS BEING SOME KIND OF BASKETBALL GENIUS

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Chris Joseph

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9 months

The birth of Culture

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Chris Joseph

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4 years

Good morning

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

4 years

I’m still stuck on the fact that LeBron got to shoot freethrows because Iguodala has a foot

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Chris Joseph

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1 year

say it with me

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Chris Joseph

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6 months

🎶 hello darkness my old friend 🎶

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Chris Joseph

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2 years

“Hey captain this is Jimmy Butler speaking. We’re gonna need taller people.”

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Chris Joseph

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3 months

@dru_star If only there were a single word to capture the essence of what he’s saying….

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Chris Joseph

@byChrisJoseph

5 years

"You either grew up with Dywane Wade, or you grew old with Dwyane Wade, either is okay." -- @EReidMiamiHeat just now and yup I'M CRYING AGAIN

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Chris Joseph

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1 month

This game turned on the free chicken free throws by Caleb. This shit only happens to us

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Chris Joseph

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2 years

Greg Sylvander

@GregSylvander

2 years

Without question — this is THE BEST @MiamiHEAT developmental season in franchise history.

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Chris Joseph

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10 months

The whole TEAM PLAYS IN FT. LAUDERDALE thing has reached its the Jesus Christ we get it that’s enough already stage. We all understand. They don’t play in Miami. But MIAMI is on the jersey. MIAMI is the name. Shut the fuck up and enjoy the Inter MIAMI. #Miami

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