Remember when you used to call me a ni**er in the locker room every day in Wilkes-Barre? Remember when you had a sauwastika embroidered on a robe underneath the hood you wore in an NHL locker room until the captain found out and talked some sense into you? Welcome to the mud Dan.
Spoke to a few team representatives from the Panthers and apparently the young lady in Kodakโs box lost a contact lens and he was kind enough to help her look for it.
Hey
@maxkellerman
. I bet if you sat front row along the glass at a playoff game your dick would move a little. Letโs get you to one when the
@nhl
is rolling again with fans & you can go back on air and tell everyone about the new feelings you caught. Drinks on me too. Go Yotes ๐ต
Maybe if I keep it up I can piss my career away just like you did eh Keith? Donโt get your hopes up though cause
@spittinchiclets
pays the bills dummy. Check the game notes bud.
Live from the studios of one of the
@NHL
's new broadcast partners,
@NHL_On_TNT
- while they're on the air - it's
@BizNasty2point0
showing that Mr. Dictionary has failed him yet again
This story keeps getting crazier and crazier. Talked to a source extremely close to Cutter Gauthier and the reason he wanted out of Philadelphia was because of Scott Hartnellโs haircut. Cutterโs representation asked if it could be addressed shortly after the draft and nothing hadโฆ
If you had to spend 2 months locked in an apartment with any celebrity with zero technology, who would you pick. Letโs say itโs a 2 bedroom so you can get some separation. Iโd pick Keanu Reeves because I think heโd be extremely respectful & teach me a lot about cool random shit.
Tell Babs to knock off the bullshit. Enough with putting guys on the spot in the coaches room asking them to link their phones up to airplay mode and grilling them. Iโve had tons of players confirm it. Smarten the fuck up Babs. Shove your statement up his ass.
'88 Stanley Cup. Wayne Gretzky told me watching Larry Bird set
#99
on fire.I was also Deejay in 80's Blondie became a 1st Rap song to go
#1
.. tonight I'm thinking "Flash is fast,Flash is good.Fab 5 Freddy knows eveybody's fly. Hang each night in Raptor" Kawhi hits 1 from Canada.
Sources say
#SeaKraken
also passed on another high-profile, big money player: Vladimir Tarasenko.
Subject to change but sounds like the selection from
#stlblues
will be Vince Dunn.
@DFOHockey
Crosby said it best. The helmet rule is the dumbest rule in hockey. The only way the Rangers could beat the Penguins was by playing scumbag hockey. Par for the course.
Howโs everyone at home doing? Just checking in. I think everythingโs going to be alright. I think we sometimes go a little crazy over change but weโre gonna stay committed and get through this thing. Letโs slow this sucker down and keep as many people healthy as possible. ๐๐ผ
Just throw it on net. John Tavares sends the Leafs to the second round for the first time in 19 years. Incredible. You deserve this Toronto. The weight has been lifted. Buckle up
#LeafsNation
. Itโs time to go on a run.
#LeafsForever
Get Marner off the ice. Iโve seen enough. Unacceptable. Heโs lost every single puck battle tonight. Lost it before the penalty. In complete no mans land on the PK. Enough is enough. Earn your ice.
I got laughed at by some of you for saying Ozark was on pace to be just as good if not better than Breaking Bad by the time it was finished. I said that after season 1. Iโll accept apologies, but I know some of you have a hard time admitting youโre wrong, so I wont hold my breath
Incredible. Best team ever gets bounced in the 1st round. Panthers just wouldnโt go away. Donโt worry Bruins fans. The Leafs will finish what you couldnโt.
#LeafsForever
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After long thought Iโve decided Iโm officially on the Carolina Hurricanes bandwagon. I wonโt be taking any questions until the end of the second round. Please respect my privacy.
#LetsGoCanes
I wish I could have been there tonight at the Mullet. Thank you to every single amazing person I came across while being involved with the Phoenix/Arizona Coyotes organization. You made the engine run. You helped me live out my dream and Iโll never forget you. Iโm foreverโฆ
โYou gave me some of the best years of my life.โ
@BizNasty2point0
gives an emotional speech about how grateful he is for the Coyotes and how much they meant to him ๐๏ธ
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT. THE SAN JOSE SHARKS HAVE WON THE TOILET BOWL. OILERS ARE IN TURMOIL. WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS START IN EDMONTON. I NEED TO HEAR FROM
@ryanwhitney6
NOW.
Matthew Tkachuk forechecked, won the battle, then screens Swayman. He is the best American Born player on the planet right now. 5 goals 6 assists in round 1.
Iโm genuinely happy that everyone had a good chuckle on my expense. Iโm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Now saying that, if you donโt think Iโm going to try and collaborate with Leon Draisaitl on a cologne line youโre out of your mind.
โWas there not something about Draisaitl releasing a cologne in Germany?โ -
@BizNasty2point0
โIs he from Cologne, Germany? Isnโt that a part of Germany?โ -
@ryanwhitney6
โHeโs from Cologne, Germany.โ -
@MikeGrinnell_
[Laughing]
โFuck you. We all make mistakes.โ -
@BizNasty2point0
Hey
@cmcdavid97
: Nobody calls me out. Not even you, McDusty! Say hi to Velvet and Steel. For a chance to go to the 2020 Stanley Cup Final, upload your Infinite Dangles video with
@Rogers
and
#InfiniteDangles
. And now you're up
@RearAdBsBlog
and Shane Doan!
What a series so far. Leafs overall look impressive. I think theyโre getting over the hump this year. Weโre 9 days into Playoff hockey. Weโre spoiled. Greatest game in the world. Buckle up folks. Long way to go ๐คช.
TRAILER. Iโve been waiting a long time to release this project I did last summer after I retired from professional hockey. Coming to
@barstoolsports
May 14th-18th.
@BizNastyDoesBC
created by myself and
@peshghi
.
Anyone with half a brain would comprehend bringing this whole thing online was the last thing I wanted. I bit my tongue for a while. Iโm human though, and watching my name get dragged around through the mud online gets difficult sometimes. So I fire back.