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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

6 years

Closure is a scam. Don’t text, don’t call. Just move on.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

6 years

Yes, why?

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

9 months

Your conscience is clean. I know people overlook this at times, but nothing beats living in peace with the people around you. You’ve hurt no one, you’ve done your best to help the people around you and that’s really enough.

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@amukelani_02

9 months

What’s the reward of being a “good person”?

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Tshepo Ranko

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5 years

A close friend of mine cut me off this year. No explanation, no warning.. I used to wonder why, but then I remembered that people have a right to choose happiness and peace without explaining their choices to you.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

1 year

At your earliest convenience, locate the love of your life in your 20s.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

1 year

This grips me all the time. There are people who’ve never had a break. They’re constantly fighting life and it just gets harder and harder for them.

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@Ms_Paws

1 year

Sitting here thinking about how life is really so unfair sometimes, so so unfair.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

As a black person, don’t ever feel ashamed to use the connections that you have at your disposal. There’s nothing cute about starting from the bottom.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

I get that marriage is not easy and some people regret it, but me? That’s exactly where I’m going. Sign me UP!

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Student accommodation prices are getting out of hand.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 months

You can’t assume people aren’t doing enough to change their circumstances. Don’t do that.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Abdul Khoza is meant for this acting thing.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Rejection hurts, but you can’t be angry at people for not choosing you. They have their reasons and it’s okay.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Personally? I’m not having a pleasant time on Earth.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

1 year

You guys really associate abantu base kasi with failure.

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1 year

I'm not judging but if this guy is a professional Doctor I bet he finished his qualification after 10 years with a couple of fails, re-writes and threatening lectures.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

People in the comment section saying the driver of the bakkie was wrong 😭 we’re in serious trouble.

Murendeni Murendi 🇿🇦

@murendimukumela

2 years

People Be Very Cautious In The Roads

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

4 years

Female besties really do this to test the waters. I know this for a FACT!

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

Women really want to live in your skin when they love you. It’s the funniest thing ever! 🤣😭

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

4 years

“John Vuli Gate” is definitely the most annoying song in SA right now.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

This broer on I Blew It got R3 million from the Road Accident Fund and bought WWE Championship belts worth R54 000. 💔

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Being the “understanding” person doesn’t really help you. It might bring you peace, but it means you’re the last to be considered, especially where efforts are concerned. No one really looks out for the understanding person. You’ll always come last.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

1 year

Not really. If we’re beefing and you die first, I won.

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@ayebadmon

1 year

having a beef with someone and them dying before you can reconcile must be really tough

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

1 month

Goodluck to basadi who deal le MaZulu. Goodluck for a very long time.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

There’s absolutely no reason for this kind of behaviour.

TrendTrekker🇿🇦

@TrendTrekkerZA

2 years

Yesterday at Konka another airforce was spotted 😒😹😹😭🔥

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

10 months

Amajita really need to learn this.

flygod

@jefszn

10 months

Sexual discipline is so important okes. Close your legs

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

5 years

Babies who ride this stroller tell other babies that they all have the same 24 hours.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

4 years

The dating pool has a lot to do with looks. Don’t let anyone fool you. The prettier you are, the better the experience. You’ll manifest until your fingers bleed, but if you’re not good looking, your experience might not be as glamorous.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

7 months

Ever since Uncle Waffles had that one video that went viral, a lot of female DJs have been trying to re-create it. They’ve been doing nothing but failing. That moment had God involved, it came at the perfect time and it was well documented. It’s not easy.

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@MDNnewss

7 months

Thuli Phongolo and Slenda Da Dancing DJ rocked their first gig together as a newly formed duo called “2-Faced”..

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Tshepo Ranko

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2 years

We won’t agree on this, but your child is better off knowing one consistent parent. Want to be acknowledged as a parent? Be consistent. The inconsistency you experience from a parent will have you second guessing yourself. Therapy is expensive.

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Tshepo Ranko

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2 years

Yeses, Ngixolele sounds like Boohle was apologising to everyone she disrespected in the McG interview. She was SINGING, OKAY?! 😭😳❤️

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

DJ Maphorisa has done so much for the people around him. May his success overflow, always! Many people have had that kind of influence but did nothing for others. We’ve seen this over the years.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Big Brother should have a system where the runner up gets something. You can’t be that close to winning, then realize that you’re no different to everyone else who came and left, even though you played a good game.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

The minute I have to play Detective Ndlovu, I’m out. That’s my principle.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

The funniest thing about being an adult or slowly becoming one, is that you have to be honest with yourself and your flaws. You have to be responsible, allow yourself to grow and realize your mistakes. If you don’t, you’ll go through the same problems over and over again.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Break ups? Worst thing ever. There’s that stage where you have no appetite because it feels like you have a lump in your throat. Risky business.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

We constantly overlook the fact that amajita could be better human beings and simply take care of their kids. Instead, we’re quick to judge women for overlooking red flags. We’re not dealing with the problem. Tell your broers to take care of their kids, simple.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

“Next year I want to spend Christmas with my own family” but you can barely make it through a mere talking stage.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

4 years

Your girlfriend tweeting “What prayer did you use?” everytime a hun on the TL gets flowers or gifts, yet she does absolutely nothing for you. There’s no prayer, it’s called reciprocation. You can’t be a potato in a relationship but expect to be pampered. You’re delusional.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

1 year

Nka loma camera man if I opened my eyes and my ex is right in front of me.

DEFINING

@DefiningMediaZA

1 year

11.11.2022 #DEFININGBreakups

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

We need to be honest about sparkling water. What a horrible, horrible idea.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

I can’t believe this. I’ve been minding my own business the whole day, I can’t believe this. 💔

Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩

@_BigSexy

3 years

Some jobs really just have their own unwritten criteria 😂 le di bouncer all look a certain way. Imagine entering a club and your bouncer is Tshepo Ranko? Aowa banna.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Mas Musiq’s “Auti e’Sharp” project is top 10 best Amapiano projects ever released.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

1 year

There’s no way you can claim to love someone and not try to make their life easier. The thoughtfulness that you show towards your partner, that’s love.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

If we’re being honest, this shoe is not ugly. Alot of the dislike stems from classism and the fact that it’s associated with people who come from a certain background and live a particular lifestyle.

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@Fanoza2

3 years

Come on fam 😭🔥

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

10 months

Yep. Buried a cousin two weeks ago, a week later his Mom passed on. We buried her this past Saturday.

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@Ndumz_DJ

10 months

Do people die from grief?

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@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

I really hope there’s peace in death. Being alive is taxing, wow.

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@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Being a deadbeat father is crazy, but being a deadbeat father when the Mother of your children is a traditional healer? Hmm.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

11 months

I prayed. It sounds silly, but I genuinely had no other solution.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Ah mara Tinah? Uvuka nge Wors nama Baked Beans mara ufuna ama watchumacallit from abafana? 🤭

Tinah

@MissTinah_M

2 years

⁦ @NkanyeziKubheka ⁩ look at what I’m having for breakfast. 😛🥰🤭❤️

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

You’re not doing the mother of your child a favor by being a good father to YOUR child.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

Dinaledi is a perfect song. Perfect beat, perfect vocalist.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

I’m honestly no expert on romantic relationships, but I’m learning that holding back on affection because you’re angry at your partner makes no sense.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

Someone being your “ex” is just a social construct. Why do we need to define a failed connection? Just move on.

mans.

@_shaiiks

3 years

why do you guys like saying you don’t have ex’s ? (this is a genuine question)

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

There are some people that you simply can’t replace. Don’t go around fumbling relationships with people who have good hearts, thinking they’re replaceable. It’s not that simple.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

9 months

Nothing against people who quit their jobs because of the environment, but I’m capable of tolerating the toxicity for the money. Unemployment is ruthless.

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@Kearabile_

9 months

Toxic work place or unemployment?

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

People crawl back to you because you don’t have boundaries. They like how you make them feel, they don’t care about you.

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@Tshepo_Ranko

1 year

His friends aren’t even his friends, really.

Miss V

@LwaziV_

1 year

His friends aren’t your friends. Always remember that no matter how hard you guys all laugh together pls

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@Tshepo_Ranko

1 year

Homie is swindling the whole country right in front of our eyes. Man, the power of English.

YaseBlock B 🇸🇿

@ThisIsColbert

2 years

Unreal: 😳😭 Eloquent homeless man, Bonga on helping a boy draft essays, he was studying Chartered Accounting, his mother would compensate him 😭❤ All he needed was 4 days to grasp, go through 🙆‍♂️ Cassper Damn Ye R Kelly Natasha Mazzone #BloodAndWater

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Tshepo Ranko

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3 years

My concern with ukubekezela in relationships is that you could be teaching your partner that there’s no limit to what you can tolerate. Every incident will be messier than the previous one because you didn’t leave the first time.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

I’m 100% behind this. Women are the prize.

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@Tshepo_Ranko

1 year

Even at the peak of his failure, he refuses to be teachable. This level of arrogance is not for governance.

Jesus in the Bando

@DeeRolaz

1 year

I hate Bheki Cele so much bro, yeses

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@Tshepo_Ranko

4 years

Since we're on that grootman topic, are we gonna discuss medium ugly girls/women who play groupie to the more appealing kind in order to score social points by association?

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Tshepo Ranko

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3 years

I genuinely thought Dr Sindi would bounce back. I didn’t even contemplate the possibility of her passing on. I think that’s what makes this hard. She fought and I thought she’d pull through.

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Tshepo Ranko

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6 years

Lol from my experience, when a hun loves you, she develops these motherly tendencies. It’s not even about insecurities anymore, she just wants you to be the best version of yourself.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

4 years

“Indaba Ka Bani” will forever be a premium jam.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Are you guys sure there’s no other way of losing weight? Le ndaba ye gym nama diet just doesn’t make sense.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Lost my family over shit that doesn’t even matter. So when I tell you that I’m in no position to show up for anyone, please understand.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

“Her case is as strong as her bag, your Worship.”

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

You think I’m gonna go through 4+ years of the LLB, Articles of Clerkship, Practical Vocational Training, 4 tedious board exams and I’m not gonna lead with that when I’m courting you? No ways! Hellllo, Mandament van spolie!

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Tshepo Ranko

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2 years

Reece Madlisa and Zuma really stuck to their craft until the country listened. We’re basically listening to new age Kwaito and we’re really enjoying it.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

6 years

Bonang stays being bullied. I think it's time you people admit.. You're not mad at her, you're mad at her success.

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1 year

Academic stress bangs.. you can do something to prevent it. Mjolo doesn’t work like that. It’s not up to you.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

DJ Sbu sounds like those dudes who get high on weed and start talking about “The System”.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Our backgrounds have a huge influence on our relationships. What a messed up reality.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Pretty privilege is a thing in almost every aspect of our lives, there’s really nothing we can do about it. It’s in the workplace, at your local bar, the mall and possibly in relationships. Yes, some suitors determine their efforts based on your looks.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

2 years

Cabbage has potential, do you know Beetroot?

Batlogele B.

@BatlogeleB

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No veg bores me like cabbage

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@Tshepo_Ranko

1 year

When you look back at your journey, you can tell that God was involved. Somewhere, somehow, he made it happen.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

4 years

I know reassurance slaps for women, but for us gents? That stuff will make you cry real tears. I think it’s mostly because women assume that we don’t need it, so when we actually get it? Our hearts dance like Kamo Mphela.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

Ska forsta. If people show you that they’re not about you, keep your distance.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

4 years

Guys, please tell us when you cut us off? Angilwi, but tell us. Next thing I greet you in public kanti wena Bridge Burner ukwatile.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

8 months

Am I the only who thinks someone from the security company is usually involved in these kind of setups?

Anele Mdoda

@Anele

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My cousin’s house was broken into. She lives in an estate. That same week 3 more ladies who live by themselves in that same estate had their houses broken into. We are in hell. She locked herself in her room and they broke her door down.

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5 years

You guys have a ugly habit of sticking around when people show you that they don’t want you. 💔

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

7 months

Someone in his team should tell him to stop with these takes. They won’t work out well for him or his brand.

RaptureHub

@rapturehub_

7 months

Kabza De Small is clearly NOT happy 😂

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

3 years

Please man, suffering and enduring endless life blows does not make you stronger. No one deserves it, no one should go through it.

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2 years

Avoid being the “groupie friend”, it’s not a good look. If your mates don’t reciprocate your energy, look elsewhere or find comfort in being alone.

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Tshepo Ranko

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1 year

“We’re not angry enough” WDYM? People in Soweto are forever striking, people in Tembisa were striking just last year. People in Tsakane were striking over service delivery a couple of months ago. Strikani lapho eWilliam Nicol, Sibusiso. Stop telling us “we’re not nyangry nyuf”

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Tshepo Ranko

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4 years

Selfish people have it easy, honestly. They just make decisions to accommodate themselves. Ukuthi wena uthini, they don’t care. Sala nje nge salad.

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Tshepo Ranko

@Tshepo_Ranko

11 months

I’m telling you. 🤞🏽

Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩

@_BigSexy

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Mmnhhh ..

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5 years

I don’t care what you guys say, but Winter is far better than Summer. Summer is annoying.

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2 years

Mayonnaise slaps harder than tomato sauce.

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4 years

I really dislike this mentality. You need to acknowledge that people exist outside of you, that people have problems that they haven't dealt with. No one exists to cater specifically for you and your problems.

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Tshepo Ranko

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4 years

Cassper owned Monate Mpolaye. He made that song a HIT. If there's any Hip Hop artist that can touch iPiano and make it sound good, it's definitely Nyovest. He keeps delivering, why the hate?

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2 years

Lol we ain’t reached that stage yet.

AM 🧚‍♂️

@AndaManeli

2 years

The 4in1 pizza from Romans would make me the happiest girl alive right now 😭🥺

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4 months

Best thing about being ko majiteng is the ability to dance like this without being an ick to anyone.

Mlungu.

@SetsoSikhakhane

4 months

😭😭🤌🏾

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2 years

I Blew It: Love Island Edition.

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1 year

Karma doesn’t exist.

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@neythebae_sa

1 year

as you got older you realised?

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3 years

Lol, Cyril and his people chowed COVID money, now he’s acting like he cares with the teary eyes? Where was this energy? Hospitals still don’t have adequate PPE.

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Tshepo Ranko

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4 years

You recovered a tweet of mine from 2016? Use that same energy to locate your confidence and self-esteem. It must be roaming in 2013.

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@Tshepo_Ranko