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1 year

Usher has 9 number one hits. Not just R&B. A halftime show with guest appearances from Lil Jon, Ludacris, will. I .am, Pittbull, Chris Brown, and Alicia Keys. He could also do this without them lol Here’s an infographic and playlist for research.

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@asj519

1 year

I know y’all think Usher should perform the next SB but I don’t think he has enough pop/hip-hop hits. 🫤

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2 years

Hey man. Pay these niggas whatever they want.

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2 years

Rihanna bout to announce Fenty Sports. Y’all not getting no album.

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2 years

He prolly tore her ass up at the LaQuinta after this

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1 year

I seen this nigga in real life in Atlanta. The music is in his headphones so it’s quiet the whole time he’s doing all of this.

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22 days

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4 years

Been taking art classes... What y’all think??? Not too bad if you ask me...😎💯

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3 years

That’s how I know they don’t travel for real. There’s nothing anyone could say to me in or near an airport to get me put on the no fly list

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3 years

The amount of work that this takes... to be awful.

Everything Georgia

@GAFollowers

3 years

Georgia Department of Transportation placed giant rocks under I-20 and I-85 to prevent homeless people from setting up tents. 👎😓❄️ 📽️ @cbs46

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2 years

My boy got a black barber. I know y’all see that line 📐💈

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11 months

Buddy got his house key round his neck on the lanyard his momma gave him. This is historically accurate across the board.

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11 months

All the Gangstas were Dancers back in the day 😂😂😂

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3 years

That man don’t care about nothing but bars 😂😂😂. Love that for him.

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3 years

J. Cole performed in sweatpants and Crocs A legend 😭

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3 years

Put Ari Lennox on Sesame Street when the letter of the day is ‘E’

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10 months

All you need now is a bubble bath and a Blackberry while you deliver surface level wisdom

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10 months

I shaved my beard

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3 years

Eddie Francis

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3 years

Ladies only. What’s the male equivalent to one of those Live, Love, Laugh signs?

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3 years

Twitter makes it clear why niggas get they girls took. Y’all don’t buy flowers, eat coochie, or pump gas. The simple things

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1 month

Jay-Z wild as hell. Imagine giving that speech at the Grammys about album of the year and the whole time you know Beyonce is sitting on THIS album.

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3 years

6lack would like a word.

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3 years

Would you take pics with a bear? 😳😳

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2 years

Lil Baby really one of them ones.

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3 years

Your mother’s lied to you about how to get a husband and that’s why you’re mad at Chloe; because your ‘modesty’ hasn’t yielded you anything.

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1 year

I used to wonder how cults worked but the more I just watch people use the internet, the more clarity I have. Most people just want community and validation no matter the price or what it looks like

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1 year

@ChloeAmore That’s what makes it that much more terrifying. Because this big nigga just stars taking up space and all you hear is shoe squeaks.

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3 years

Aht aht. We didn’t forget.

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3 years

Showing up for work asking, “What happened to the last Secuity guards?”

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2 years

Hey. Inflation is moving faster than anything else. Get your pride out the way and consider doing whatever you can for you and your family. If you need co-live or get an extra job, do that. This shit is getting uglier by the day.

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27 days

The only men out rapping Lupe either play flutes or do late night television.

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1 year

Hold on now —

Stanzi 🇵🇸

@stanzipotenza

1 year

not one white person has ever pulled off a black hairstyle

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5 months

Ari might the funniest R&B singer we’ve ever seen.

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@ayochlowashere

5 months

Not the helmet!!! Only Ari Lennox! I love her soooo much!! 😭😭👏🏾

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2 years

What does a woman deserve if she works 8 hours?

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1 year

This nigga genes stronger than a Carhartt jacket.

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10 months

I’d be livid if I was a kid and had to hoop against Bron and Melo’s sons 😒😒😒

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10 months

Bryce James & Kiyan Anthony teamed up and got the win in Vegas @lvbigtime

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2 years

Man Ray was only like 3 years older than Quincy. It was really just Euphoria with trumpets.

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2 years

I forgot Quincy Jones said that Ray Charles introduced him to heroin at 15 but he quit using it after he fell down five flights of stairs. Ray needed his ass beat lmao because WHAT

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2 years

@Matt_gabe_walk Hey don’t hit these buildings or land in the water and go through all these clouds. Seems WILD

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21 days

They are like reverse Ques. Like same color and volume but opposite ideals. The Omega multiverse

Bella Noches ♍️

@beautynbullshit

22 days

Getting flamed by a group of Hebrew Israelites is CRAZY 😂😂😂

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5 months

Wait. Is rizz short for charisma???

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1 year

David Ruffin was so petty, he came up with four headed mic idea to optimize niggas backing him up 😂😂😂

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8 months

Sorry to tell you internet niggas but, that Bongos record works in real life.

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2 years

John Legend’s debut album is one of the best debut albums in R&B history. Not up for discussion.

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2 years

Unsampling someone is some powerful shit. Sends a really strong message because the sample is already paid for.

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3 years

Austin, TX is 1000% white Atlanta.

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1 month

Niggas talking about they disappointed in Cole but won’t even type an email when they boss disrespects them.

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3 years

Ludacris got a top 5 rap career out of Atlanta.

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2 months

Future is truly one of the most important figures in black music, ever. His name belongs beside Duke Ellington and Smokey Robinson.

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4 months

The internet tricked y’all into thinking that all hobbies need to be monetized. Now you’re depressed because your novice baking company isn’t making thousands of dollars despite spending your savings on a Squarespace website that someone scammed you out of and SEO consultations.

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1 month

I think it’s time we hear Jolene out. @jsullivanmusic you’re up.

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1 year

It’s over. That sandwich literally says, it’s over. Stop fighting and start figuring out what kinda ring she want.

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1 year

Man I haven’t ate fast food since I met this woman she tryna get me 😭😭😭

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1 year

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2 years

Prolly could have phrased this a little better…

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2 years

J. Cole sliding on JID’s and Kenny Mason’s Stick🔥🔥

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3 years

Don’t ever leave Andre 3000 out of any conversation about the greatest.

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2 years

Black people have influence, not power.

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3 years

He’s certainly in a “monogamous” long term relationship.

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2 years

BET literally had all of those things and y’all didn’t watch.

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2 years

Hey. If you really don’t want kids, get a vasectomy. It’s a simple process and will help women more than you could imagine.

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1 year

@bigfish504 Listen. I ain’t know if he had hands. I just sat there and ate drank my beverage

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2 years

Me showing y’all my vasectomy

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2 years

The only person black people have gotten “cancelled”is Chrisette Michele and that wasn’t even necessary.

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2 years

Me when both of these drop:

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@LilNasX

2 years

which one y’all want first?

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8 months

Imagine making 100K and you spend 10% of your gross salary because the internet said it’s a good idea to buy a Rolex for a nigga you go with. This is not a real place and the watch she got him was just fine.

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8 months

Making 6 figures and gifting your man a Tjmax watch is NASTY work

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4 months

Drake a better rapper than Mos Def.

The Art Of Dialogue

@ArtOfDialogue_

4 months

Yasiin Bey(Mos Def) says Drake's music is pop and is compatible with shopping at Target. (🎥 The Cutting Room Floor)

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2 years

@acehenny The Incomparable Nicole Beharie

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10 months

@teeberculosis @zoraslovechild How else do you plan on providing?

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2 years

Chipotle would kill a lot of people if they sold shrimp.

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2 years

Chipotle would make a lot of money if they sold shrimp

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3 years

This is why men don’t care about their birthday....

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3 years

These are so cute. So thoughtful 🥺🥺🥺

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2 years

I never imagined a world where Jamie Foxx wasn’t good somewhere.

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2 years

Jamie Foxx Was Denied Entry At Cardi B’s Birthday Party & Made The Workers Keep The Same Energy After His Exit

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2 years

What bank robber gives his fucking ID???😒

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2 years

Something I want the music niggas to understand; you cannot have the ‘song of the summer’ without appealing to women. It’s damn near impossible.

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17 days

I would have cancelled the whole trip from all the feels 🥹

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I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled "I'M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!", and carried it to the car. I've circled the block twice and my luggage hasn't stopped laughing.

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27 days

@regularisrare Stop.

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2 years

Looks like Keisha had on the wrong Bottoms, amirite

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2 years

I was just turned away at @CapitalGrille at Perimeter Mall because I have on leggings. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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10 months

doja cat meet and greet package

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1 month

@Q1Hunnid The singing part was important for me.

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3 years

Everyone talks about the big 3 of hip hop for our generation, Kendrick, Cole, and Drake but we have to stop leaving Tyler out of that list. From an overall skill and impact level, he stands on the same level as the others in his class.

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4 months

@TheBaddestMitch Y’all were samurais is the funniest thing of 2024

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10 months

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@Uzmaniaaa

10 months

Stop saying doing weird shit to tall women omg. Why would you do a fake crossover at the bar??

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1 month

Stevie Wonder is the greatest songwriter we’ve ever seen. What he does with words and rhymes scheme is literally supernatural. And to combine it with a dynamic but approachable melody. Every time I listen to a Stevie song, I can discover something new.

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2 years

Druski after y’all made him delete that other skit

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2 years

Grandpa had three families and grandma ain’t have a bank account. Stand up.

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2 years

Lil Nas X got a diamond record and multiple platinum records and still promotes his music everyday… Do the work.

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5 years

@takeactiontan I think it went viral because of how fine you are.

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2 years

Proud father here. Parenting is the hardest thing in the world. Don’t let anyone push you into the responsibility of having a child. Not family. Not friends. Not zealots on Twitter. Let that be a decision you make for yourself because Shane isn’t gong to be there help.

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@GShaneMorris

2 years

Millennials who are very cavalier about not having children are in for a shock when they enter their 40s & realize life is only half over. What do you do at that point? Keep trying to be sexy & have fun? I expect to see a lot of sadness & confusion about what to do at that point.

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11 months

Nothing he said here tops “you run from the spirit of repossession”

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2 years

Seen folks commenting on @Latto stage size. Y’all really got this shit fucked up. That woman putting 2500 ppl in a room before the album and on her first tour. The internet has ruined y’all’s perception to where an artist feels the need to defend room sizes on a hard ticket tour.

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@ASmithASmith24 He’s on late night.

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3 years

As a tour manager, this is why I’m strict about passes and not posting them online. First thing folks wanna do with their laminate is post them online then wonder why it’s some random pulling up to the dressing room on Orlando. Here is my why:

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@thecoachchris_

3 years

Guy broke into Kanye’s concert and got better seats than Kim A young legend

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3 years

Pitchfork ain’t ever covered YFN Lucci. EVER. This the shit that sucks in the industry. White platforms and writers not touching certain black art unless it’s death or strife attached to it.

Pitchfork

@pitchfork

3 years

YFN Lucci is wanted for murder over a shooting in Atlanta last month

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1 year

My daughters are wearing beads for the first time and I am absolutely inconsolable —

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2 years

Folks put on them black gloves and just do anything.

Big Dawg 💪🏽

@JayLamuzindah

2 years

Jerk chicken tacos and alfredo dipping sauce 🔥🔥🔥

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3 years

Lot of y’all niggas was out on New Years and don’t want to admit y’all got

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1 year

Beyonce is the standard for the artist. Not the festival. The artist should rehearse. The artist should be on time. The artist should give the best show possible.

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2 months

Dear @Instacart Please ban straight male shoppers. They don’t care and they can’t read good. The hotep ones are the worst. Thank you.

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11 months

Y’all not gon like this. But one of these guys coming off for Allen Iverson. And it’s not Steph or Jordan

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@HoopMixOnly

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The 4 most influential NBA players ever

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2 years

EST Gee got some elite steppers over there. This some crazy backpedaling in less than 16 hours 😂😂😂

Glock Topickz

@Glock_Topickz

2 years

Desiigner seems to have had a quick change of heart, now saying he understands EST Gee’s price is his price and he means no disrespect to him or his camp

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3 years

Be as intentional as Tyler, the Creator. As Solange. As Janelle Monáe. As Kanye. When you’re that intentional, no one can second guess your art. They might not like it, but at least they know what it is.

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5 months

@ladidaix I thought the kids just made up a word for getting heauxes

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3 years

Stop trying to tell rich, beautiful, talented people how they are living life wrong when they have all the things that you want but can’t get.

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3 years

Niggas started a room today asking if Kevin Hart is funny. Kevin Hart shows up and they ask him for a job. That’s why I be out so fast.

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Kanel

@kaneljoseph

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what it look like i do for a living 😭

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1 month

I hope the Dreamville guys come together and just start taking out anyone who randomly comes for Cole. JID and Doc might catch a body a week.

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2 years

The issue with Diane Warren’s statement is that white people are used to not having to credit where they took things from because no one was holding them accountable. Could you imagine what Elvis’ liner notes would look like if actually gave credit to who he stole from??? 🧐

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2 years

The Glocklet of Fire

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@ihatethiskid

2 years

The Boy Who Wished You Would

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