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We can never truly repay the debt we owe our fallen heroes. But we can remember them, honor their sacrifice, and affirm in our own lives those enduring ideals of justice, equality, and opportunity for which generations of Americans have given that last full measure of devotion.
Every MAGA fuck who is writing snark in my direction, take that energy and put it toward registering with a branch of the military so you can go fight in this war you love so much.
We should stop calling them mass shootings when the lunatic has a racist manifesto. It is a terrorist attack by a White Supremacist and the face of the operation is the President.
I’ve worked as a cleaning person in a video store, washed dishes, bussed tables, worked in a law office, catered, waitered and more. Work is work, always be prepared to do it. Geoffrey Owens is a testimony to the dignity of work and to frame it as anything else is ignorant.
Hey
@cnn
I’m also mulling a run for President, when is the next available hour Town Hall timeslot? I’d like to book it. I’m assuming that there isn’t some cynical benchmark I have to meet, like being a waffling vague billionaire coffee mogul who doesn’t see color.
I’m also amazed that this
@amazon
pullout is now being placed on
@AOC
on
@MSNBC
?! Somehow this one person, not the Governor or Mayor, not the terrible Amazon deal. Apparently, it’a all the fault of a freshman congressperson.
I really love that
@AOC
is hammering at the real issues that affect Americans every day! I lived paycheck to paycheck until I was 40, and my credit rating still sucks. Credit reports hold working people down and allow for no youthful missteps.
Also a good moment to note that in the wake of the Equifax scandal, privatized credit scoring is a dice game & the credit score system is very broken too.
If only someone could do a Financial Services hearing about that 🤔
I look forward to the day that
@elonmusk
’s con is completely exposed. He is an idiot. He’s a full on Anna Sorokin. When his eyes look up and away, that’s not the genius mind at work, that’s a basic motherfucking liar, he’s not even good at it.
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
Say what you want about
@scheana
, but she just gave a very clear summary of how
#RaquelLeviss
abused the court system and then lists off a number of advocacy groups for domestic violence like a pro. She should run for LA city council
Everyone needs to watch this incredible video of
@AOC
absolutely obliterating the scaremongering over the cost of Medicare-for-all. This is how you respond when someone asks “how will you pay for it?”
The idea that a coronavirus test in South Korea costs 15 bucks and in the US it costs 3000 dollars is the greatest argument for M4A. Who gives a shit about how we pay for it. We run deficits for everything else, why not our health and safety!
The Marginal Tax rate under Nixon was about 73% for income over 200,000
@aoc
is calling for that rate for people earning well over that. It’s not radical at all. It would reverse Reagan’s devastating economic policy.
As the day ends. I’m still so curious how
@HowardSchultz
gets an hour town hall on
@cnn
? There is an unprecedented number of Democratic women who have actually announced that they are running for President and I don’t see them getting an hour of TV time!
Hey American Press, check this out. Follow up questions, reframing, not taking the talking points on the chin and then saying "Thank you ma'am, may I have another!?". Journalism is pretty cool when reporters actually do it!
#TrumpIsAWarCriminal
and Kellyanne Conway is his lying accomplice.
There was nothing "hypothetical" about Trump's threat to attack cultural sites in Iran. It was concrete and explicit.
Today, I’m proposing to repeal the heavy-handed Internet regulations imposed by the Obama Administration and to return to the light-touch framework under which the Internet developed and thrived before 2015. In
@WSJopinion
:
This is the class of people that are the most dangerous in this country. They make between 100 K and 400 K a year. They are not the clowns in camo gear with long beards yelling about Ruby Ridge, they are wannabe wealthies with a propensity for fascism.
I have to say. Never, ever has it been such a fucking problem to report primary or caucus results. Even in 2016. It really reinforces and legitimizes the paranoia that there’s a conspiracy against the Sanders campaign. The
@dnc
would be well served to get their shit together.
Some of the many Bills that I am signing in the Oval Office right now. Cancelled my trip on Air Force One to Florida while we wait to see if the Democrats will help us to protect America’s Southern Border!
Unbelievable -- Trump doesn't know how to close an umbrella, so inside of closing it and bringing it aboard Air Force One with him, he just dropped it outside the plane.
Just a reminder that
@realDonaldTrump
is a racist, ignorant, murdering piece of shit, who doesn’t deserve respect, should not be regarded as President, and should be physically removed from office and jailed.
What’s happening is purely a result of allowing a political party that denies science and destroys government institutions to run the country. The
@gop
is a death cult, with a suicidal leader who will let his own people die to buffer his all consuming ego.
Trump will lose in 2020. He will lose Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania and Ohio. He might pull out Florida, but I doubt it. The "fuck it" vote doesn't exist for 2020 and it was that attitude that put him barely ahead in manufacturing states. That's my two cents. I hope I'm right
This is it. This is the truth. And it’s why we can’t let the
@nytimes
or any other news outlet from watering this down. We can’t, as comedians and satirists place it all on Trump. This has been us, since the the first colony.
I missed the briefing today. I was all Trumped out from making our Taskforce video. It’s wonderful to see Women putting
@realDonaldTrump
to the test. All I see from men in the press pool is sycophantic cowardice. We should be shouting him down. EVERY. DAMNED. DAY.
Amid Trump’s
#PressBriefing
meltdown, CBS Reporter Paula Reid asked Trump:
“Tens of thousands of Americans are dead… How is this rant supposed to make people feel confident in an unprecedented crisis?”
Trump responds with more egomaniacal ramblings.
Man
@jack
, how many times do you get to claim ignorance and say “we’re working on it” You have no spine. You’re worried about the ‘financial’ fallout if you suspend
@realDonaldTrump
‘s account. America is worried about ‘radioactive’ fallout if you don’t.
We mistakenly pointed to the wrong reason we didn’t take action on the videos from earlier this week. We’re still looking critically at all of our current policies, and appreciate all the feedback. See our safety calendar for our plans and ship dates.
On
@MSNBC
right now
@JulianCastro
having to defend his brother releasing PUBLIC information about
@realDonaldTrump
‘s maxed out donor list. Conflating this press created “threat” with the violent racist rhetoric of the President and the
@gop
is dangerous & stupid whataboutism.
I don’t think we’ve wrapped our mind around the fact that there’s no hope for these people and whether
@realDonaldTrump
wins or loses, we’re going to be in deep shit for a while.
So
@jack
here's the way that your platform can be a part of a world ending event. This seems to also violate the terms of service I think, threatening nuclear violence? Again, he has an official
@potus
account! You know you can't spend your millions in a nuclear hellscape, right?
To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
Why am I so infuriated by
@fuckjerry
? Because I hate smarmy, talentless toxic business bros and babes. They are gross, slick, con artists, vapid wastes of blood, bile and organs.
This was a throw away climate change joke I had in my early live Trump Dump show, about how he would build golf courses in
#Greenland
. I cut it because it seemed too obvious and stupid. I was right.
I’m watching
@TuckerCarlson
and I’m really amazed at his ability to take clear information and twist it into baffled confusion. There is no daylight between
@RealAlexJones
&
@FoxNews
Conspiracy mongering, calls for Civil War. It’s treasonously irresponsible television.
The President is an Enemy of the United States. Plain and simple. We have a treasonous individual occupying the White House and the News Media and entire government apparatus should work to remove him immediately.
Our garbage men and women are handling potentially hazardous material day in and day out. We should respect their service and provide the protective gear and hazard pay that they deserve!
This is his Twitter form of climaxing. He watches the news coverage get away from him. Does something terrible to grab attention and once the story is him again, he then punctuates the most recent hate-cycle with this same tweet, every time.
Hey Media Establishment,
@michelleisawolf
never made fun of
@SarahHuckabee
‘s looks, she complimented her smoky eye and then made fun of her substantively. But if you don’t turn this into a controversy, then you’d have to face her larger point of Press Profiteering off of DT!
Total nonsense. They hold public hearings to present evidence gathered in closed door sessions and you write about pizazz. Here’s a thriller for you: The President is working to undermine fair and free elections. Or is the collapse of democracy too boring for you?
I’ve gotten some email and tweets suggesting that the presentation aspect of the impeachment hearings — the politics, optics, whatever — is unimportant. If that were true, there would be no need for majority Democrats to repeat the hearings they had in private in recent weeks.
After consultation with our Great Military Leaders, designers, and others, I am pleased to present the new logo for the United States Space Force, the Sixth Branch of our Magnificent Military!
How the fuck is
@IlhanMN
getting shit for calling Stephen Miller a White Nationalist?? Do we really just hate Muslim women that much in the US?
@washingtonpost
? You know you don’t need to cover every stupid concept the
@gop
puts out!
"What we don’t acknowledge enough is that the president digests not just Fox News, but even more radical media elements online,” says
@TonyAtamanuik
. "He is existing in a matrix where he is nodding at his audience of supporters who believe in things that are radically untrue."
The Press Corps is so selfish! If
@realDonaldTrump
is going to shut down follow up questions. You SHOULD BACK EACH OTHER UP!! Hand the mic back to the reporter, ask the follow up question for them. But you are all such automatons, you just plod along, enabling this performance
Steven Spielberg, one of the richest and most powerful men in the U.S., whines about the rise of anti-Semitism with no understanding that the main cause for animus against Jews is Jewish behavior, especially the behavior of Jewish organizations like the Anti-Defamation League.
So
@MSNBC
is covering
@realDonaldTrump
redundant mutterings, in the always uncomfortable Cabinet Meeting setting. As I said on
@LateNightSeth
He's a tumor. Cut off his blood supply (TV coverage) Who cares what he says, it's all the same bullshit, it means nothing. He's worthless.
Well
@jack
? I’ve been asking you privately and publicly for two years to suspend
@realDonaldTrump
‘s account. Will it take an actual
#CivilWar
before you stop profiting off of the racism, violent rhetoric and misogyny that this President spews.
@KamalaHarris
gets it.
Forget
@realDonaldTrump
who is an idiot with no ideology and a sycophant to dictators.
@Liz_Cheney
knows exactly what’s she’s doing, this is the face of sustained facisim in the United States. Cheney and people like her are coming up right after Trump. Beware!
Rep. Liz Cheney: "We had people that are at the highest levels of our law enforcement ... saying that they were going to stop a duly elected president of the United States."
"That sounds an awful lot like a coup and it could well be treason," she adds
This is absolutely terrifying. There are no jokes to make.
@realDonaldTrump
is the worst human being to ever exist on earth and he might bring about our end.
.
@AndrewYang
is saying the one thing up there no one else is: Our entire system and philosophy of economics will go extinct with automation and A.I. We have no plan for it at all.
Thank you for watching the
@PresidentShow
special. If you DVR’d it, make sure to watch before Wednesday, because that helps our ratings, and ratings are how we stay on the air!! And here’s the wonderful team that made the show!!
I hate to be the buzzkill, but endless cycle of
@realDonaldTrump
#Alabama
coverage is another waste of everyone’s time. The courts are still getting packed with his judges. Environmental regulations are still being rolled back. Refugee children are still dying...
I’m very sad about
@ewarren
. I donated to her campaign a few times. I really believe she would have been a great President. She received terrible coverage, was held to a different standard because she’s a woman. I’m proud of her.
If you really believe this. If you wrote this. Then do the right thing for the country, your father and your family. Sit your dad down, tell him how what he says and does affects whether people live or die and then tell him to resign.
An unserious idiot, who doesn’t care or understand what the impact of his words are.
@realDonaldTrump
is a criminal and a terrorist. He should be arrested and locked up immediately and the Press should STOP covering him.