Timothy Imholt @TimothyImholt Twitter profile

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Timothy Imholt

5 months

This #bookTwitter Preview is about my book The Diocese Dilemma, check out the trailer, and find the book on Amazon today! #ReadingForPleasure #ReadingCommunity #AmReading #SerialKiller

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11 months

Who saw this screen at the arcade far too often...

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2 months

I have never seen this. Is it worth the time?

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"O Brother, Where Art Thou?" (2000) Dir. Joel Coen

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Rules are rules.

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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

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Exactly what I’m looking for in a hospital.

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1 year

I can confirm this. Sadly. From a rotary phone.

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1 year

I remember.

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@ChristnNitemare Ahhh. Prestonwood Christian I think? Yeah those guys are a mega corporation not a church anymore.

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9 months

Well, I'm not ready to retire by a long shot but damn...This sounds like fun. #GenX

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2 months

Ok. Apparently everyone said yes I need to see it. So here we go.

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I have never seen this. Is it worth the time?

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To be fair. He was a dick.

Dad 2.0 - soon to contain more corn

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Christopher Lee.

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14 days

Whose autograph would you rather have?

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3 years

@FINALLEVEL What is hilarious is we knew everything about him going in and he was still elected. That's how messed up we are as a nation at this point. We need a president who can unite people not divide them and this dude divided...A lot.

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2 months

There he is. The best tank commander in the history of armor units ever.

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2 months

It absolutely does not get enough credit.

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2 months

Watch Demolition Man.

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2 months

That would be my first question.

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@JerylBier @AOC If that’s true why is she on twitter instead of on the phone to Pelosi and Trump

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12 days

Finally, a safe space! #ttrpg #ttrpgs #rpg

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@TimothyImholt

15 days

Propose?

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What do you do?

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1 year

This is the trilogy I think most #StarWars fans wanted to be made into movies. Timothy Zahn is an amazing writer, and he really killed it with this three book run. #CoverArt by Tom Jung

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I am so glad they cleared that up.

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🤢😂😂😂

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Come on. Admit it. You did it at least once.

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2 months

Come on, admit it, which one of you out there secretly loves this movie that was originally called a giant piece of shit. You know it, you Love It... The Last Action Hero!!!

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I'm not saying this is 100% accurate but it might be 99.5% accurate or something.

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11 days

And the legend was a lie.

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4 months

This is exactly the right answer.

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Best advice!

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@MadScientistFF The grocery store...eggs man...I figure with that I can get maybe three dozen!

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Those fuckers lied to us!!!

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I don't know who needs to hear this but

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1 year

I can't think of an exception to this, can you? Sparkly vampire answers will be made fun of.

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1 year

Christopher Walken. The Prophecy. Because I said so.

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9 days

Good point sir. Good point.

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3 months

Well that kinda messes with my head.

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@TimothyImholt

10 months

My son decided a sketch a dragon. Not bad at all. #Dragon Elliot the artist here is 13.

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@TimothyImholt

9 months

As many of you know I am divorced and have 3 kids. One of the interesting things that happened to me on my dating journey was to have a woman tell me "You need to choose between me and your kids" While I honestly don't remember her name, it wasn't a hard choice. Ladies? Is…

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It's gonna come back on us someday!

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It’s back online. Let the Startrek prophecy continue.

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1 year

@JohnDeVore I worked at a startup that had a lot of family members in executive and down the food chain positions (down to cousins). Guess who got to really abuse that unlimited PTO thing?

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@CALFIREBDU I guess I'm just in the age bracket when you called people and said "it's a _____" and I didn't need the social media frenzy of some crafty weird ass reveal. Enough people just have a kid.

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Do I have enough dice?

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Two things... 1) Who thought this up. 2) Where do I get it?

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Quackshot. For when you need to stop a threat, and you have a weird sense of humor.

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4 months

I got this bigger gift for my kids.

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@TimothyImholt

3 months

The best meme ever.

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3 months

@TimothyImholt Easy:

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Oh. Ouch.

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10 months

Come on #Veterans back me up here. You know this one is true.

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@TimothyImholt

1 year

It took me a second but when you get it...

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I think the word Shenanigans is drastically under used.

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If you get it, you and I should drink together!

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Just one?

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Yep, this tracks. You?

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I am totally cool with this.

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3 months

When was the last time Sean Bean lived to the end of a movie or series? Seriously. When?

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@TimothyImholt

11 months

Who else has seen this dude get killed in a movie more times than they can count? #Movies #MovieTwit #Action

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@TimothyImholt

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I played this mother fucker for all it was worth and begged for more batteries when they died.

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Who played this game? #nfl #NFLdraft

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Ok. That’s funny.

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Ok, I need to call these people about franchising this thing. #DnD

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2 months

Yes. And?

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There it is along with a planet. Anyone able to name the planet?

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5 months

Common sense and a respect for the effect of gravity.

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5 months

Dear men, what is preventing you from doing this?

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3 months

Ok. A visual dad joke gets a retweet.

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@TimothyImholt

1 year

@MadScientistFF Toast...Definitely toast.

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That is some next level trolling.

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Troll level: Master.

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2 years

@BBurner47 @JerrySc25434528 @JessMcMasterKC @Angry_Staffer Sooner or later he has to run out of ammo. I mean there are a lot of kids in there.

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Love this movie. I keep hearing rumors that they want to remake it which would not surprise me, but I hope they never ever do. John Carpenter gave us a classic, and we should leave it alone.

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#NowWatching / Recording tomorrow We end our MONTH OF 1986 recordings with this John Carpenter classic. Have you seen it? Is it one of Carpenter's greats? Let us know down below and have your comment read on the episode.

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This is my copy of Another Fine Myth by Robert Asprin, the first book in his popular Myth Adventures series. It is a hilarious and action-packed journey through a fantastical world filled with magic, and lovable misfits. Skeeve, a young apprentice magician, suffers a

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Everyone guess what I am watching?

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5 months

Sarah Connor joke in #reacher is fucking hilarious.

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3 months

Ok #DnD folks. Is this right?

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I love Al and not just for all this. He’s freaking hilarious

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Really? I’d be stoked.

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Chris Pine says he feels “pretty confident” that ‘DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 2’ is going to happen. “I've heard some rumors about it. But I don't know anything yet.” (Source: )

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Love this film and it isn’t streaming anywhere that I can find.

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Love this move.

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Come on. This movie was fun.

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And the problem is?

non aesthetic things

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Just brothers being brothers

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It’s funny cuz it’s true.

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Because apparently everyone wants to be all crazy today. There it is. Pineapple on pizza. And it’s delicious. #pizza #lovepizza #pineapple

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2 months

YES!!! This is oddly true!

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I have a lot of cousins, can I slap them all once and get a million each time?

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Would you?

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Spot fucking on.

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@ladymegofthemw Yes. So many years of confusing games and tests and rejection just to see if we’ll come back has led us to this point.

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I mean. I am one and I’m ignored all the time so to be fair this isn’t unusual.

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10 months

The kids and I have now made it through these six #DragonLance Books. I have read these multiple times, but now my kids are totally into this. 2,353 pages read so far this summer! Amazing stuff to experience with my teens. #Fantasy #AmReading #Dragons

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Someone told me today I only play #DnD because it’s “popular”. Wow how times have changed.

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Ouch. That one hurts.

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Yet another reason Cast Iron is always the right choice.

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Australian Man Fights off a Crocodile with a Kitchen Pan

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1 year

Here is something that you don't see everyday. #StarWars

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9 months

Sorry, I had to steal this one, and ok I'm not really sorry that was a lie.

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Oh come on, that was funny. Basically summed up every mom and dad on the planet!!

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"Did you really? How'd it go?" – Arthur Weasley

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@AOC That’s true. Why come up with fake reasons to laugh at it. The #GreenNewDealResolution is nutty enough all by itself.

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@TimothyImholt

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So off and on I have been posting about men being the victims of abuse. It does happen. It happened to me. And as a man, when you bring it up you are often told "so what..." or "no big deal" or "what did you to cause it" Earlier today I posted something about it. I had someone…

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This is the original Dragonlance trilogy. Chronicles by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman. This trilogy solidified me as an avid reader when I was a teen, and kicked off a world that now has more than 200 books. #book #avidreader #dragonlance #fantasy #amreading

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I want everyone to stop what you are doing. Open Google Chrome. Google "The Mandalorian" and look in the bottom right corner of the screen after you google it. You will thank me.

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1 year

Who out there is with me on this one? If I see Private or Blocked I am not picking that shit up.

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3 months

This is my first edition copy of Lucifer’s Hammer by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. This is possibly one of if not the best science fiction book I have ever read. Especially in the post-apocalyptic genre. The story revolves around the impending collision of a giant comet,

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10 months

Anyone need some dice? #DnD

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8 months

Now, say what you want about Dave Grohl but the dude is in a class of his own.

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Now I'm sad for Tom.

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No! We had a good run of almost 42 years together my friend.

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Ouch.

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Fuck, isn't this an embarrassing fact

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What the fuck.

Kerouac's Whiskey 🖖 🌊 🔮

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See this guy? He was the Skipper on Gilligan's Island. He was one of the "old guys" on that show. His age? He is only 42. 😐

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There have been some epic fictional battles between wizards. This has to be top 5! I will die upon this hill! #wizards #battle #wizard

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Shit, I never noticed that point. Fuck, he did spare a few expenses.

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Welcome to what goes on at my house. Sort of all the time.

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2 months

Anyone remember the Thieves' World Books? It was a collection of short stories really driven by Robert Asprin. But so many great writers, Poul Anderson, Lynn Abbey, Brunner, Offutt, Haldeman. #books #shortstories #fantasy #dnd #amreading