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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 month

Surprise bitch 🫵🏼 new episode!!!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Apple: Spotify:

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@Chocolate_Gram

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Dang. Over-promising and under-delivering. Yall turning into Texas smh

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Slander University

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4 months

If there’s one thing we know bout Bama fans it’s that they are always gonna add that -er

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Slander University

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2 years

Texas A&M fans are going to try to sell you that losing by 4 to a team with 4 turnovers, 2 missed field goals, and a back up QB is a sign of progress. Don’t let them.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

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Nash

@NashTalksTexas

2 months

If we go 3-1 or 4-0 in this stretch...just go ahead and mute me for a few weeks 😂

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

Wow petrino got to town quick

🚨 Rusty Surette 🚨

@KBTXRusty

1 year

🔴UPDATE #4 Highway 6 south of College Station is completely shut down due to this pursuit that ended with a crash. Waiting on updates on the suspect’s status. 📸: Christina Garcia

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

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Billy Liucci

@billyliucci

2 years

The entire A&M team took a giant step forward today. Absolutely gut-wrenching loss but so much to be excited about with this bunch moving forward.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

4 months

Horns played three good teams and lost to two of em Haters assemble

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

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BCS Joseph🤘🇻🇦

@JosephManero

4 months

Washington band played through the whole eyes of Texas btw.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

“Lincoln ain’t here giving up anymore, boys. We’re back!” 😭😭😭

K-State Football

@KStateFB

2 years

Expect it

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

“Oklahoma got that Dawg in them 😤😤😤” The dog:

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

The Big 12 in basketball is what people think the SEC is in football.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

“And they gave him national title plaque with no date on it”

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

4 months

Penix and Gabriel were a combined 175/182 for 945 yards and 12 tds against the horns

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Texas 2024 South Natty Champs

@mr_blah_blah_

4 months

Texas DL was not good. We will be better for this

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 months

In this nil era it's good to bargain hunt sometimes and I bet usc got this guy for peanuts

Hayes Fawcett

@Hayesfawcett3

2 months

BREAKING: Class of 2025 DL Gus Cordova has Committed to USC, he tells me for @on3recruits The 6’5 255 DL from Austin, TX chose the Trojans over Texas A&M and Oregon “You go to USC to play in the league. That’s been a goal ever since I can remember. My commitment is just a step…

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

Did you know that in roughly the same amount of playing time Haynes King and Quinn Ewers have the exact same number of pass attempts (142) with Quinn completing all of one more pass (82 vs 81) than Haynes with both having the same number of INTs (6)?

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

8 months

TCU cheerleader doing Horns Down while a 21 point underdog claps their cheeks is just 🤌🏾

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

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Geoff Ketchum

@gkketch

9 days

Fans of a team expected to win either 7 or 8 games this season are feeling themselves tonight. Live it up, guys. Might not be too many of these moments when the likes of Missouri pop up on the schedule.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

4 months

Where was he gonna go after that sugar bowl performance

Pete Thamel

@PeteThamel

4 months

Texas Quarterback Quinn Ewers announced on Instagram he’s returning to Texas in 2024. He’ll be one of the faces of the sport.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

9 months

Big 12 Championships since the inception of the conference championship game in 1996 Oklahoma - 14 Baylor - 3 Kansas State - 3 Texas - 3 Nebraska - 2 Oklahoma State - 1 TCU - 1 Colorado* - 1 Texas A&M* - 1 Iowa State, Kansas, Texas Tech, West Virginia, Missouri* - 0

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

Texas A&M and Notre dame fans right now

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

Auburn Bo vs Oregon Bo

Go Lift. (Celtics. 11 Ws Left)

@_TallTattedNFit

2 years

Bo went all the way to Oregon to keep being trash.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

Kayshon Boutte and Malik Nabers have cleared all association with LSU from their IG pages. Brian Kelly has taken multiple Ls tonight.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

4 months

Texas 2024 South Natty Champs

@mr_blah_blah_

4 months

If my team cheated multiple times I wouldn’t celebrate it tbh. I like winning the right way

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

11 months

Imagine realizing you're sinking to the bottom of the world after having dropped 250k on what was supposed to be a life changing experience must be how the folks who funded the A&M 2021 recruiting class feel

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

This DB is the one of the kids Arch Manning was cooking to become a 5 star QB.

We Coming 🦬

@SkoBuffsGoBuffs

1 year

Shedeur Sanders to Travis Hunter ! Easy #WeComing #SkoBuffs 🦬🦬 |

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

TMZ

@TMZ

1 year

Marcus Stokes, a four-star quarterback recruit who lost his University of Florida scholarship offer after rapping the n-word on video, has received a new offer from an HBCU, Albany State University.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

Jimbo playing Alabama, LSU, or any big name program

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

4 months

Sark has never won a bowl game at Texas Wild

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

Anyone wanna go to the Aggy game? Start saving money now!!!

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Slander University

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Slander University

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Texas 2024 South Natty Champs

@mr_blah_blah_

3 months

1A football won’t translate over to the SEC not a take

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

The future (2099) is bright.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

9 months

Texas has lost more games in the last three years than all these teams combined and within the same time frame

Texas 2024 South Natty Champs

@mr_blah_blah_

9 months

College football fans need to be held accountable! Fans of teams like Baylor , Texas A&M, Oregon, ole miss, Tennessee, auburn, etc shouldn’t be able to slander any programs. They stink

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

Quinn Ewers was 19/49 today against the #126 passing defense

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

7 months

Auburn has thrown for 100 yards against a P5 program this year!!!!

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

I hate Texas as much as anyone but not respecting the back to back director’s cup champions is crazy. It’s given to literally the best athletic department. - String

Cyclone Larry

@CycloneLarry69

1 year

Keep trying to clump yourselves in with OU though because you dominate swimming and diving!

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

6 months

Dabo to his fans after losing 4 games

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

3 months

Steve Sarkisians last bowl win was 10+ years ago. He's only beaten two ranked teams while at Texas

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

8 months

Bussey in college station

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

9 months

I’ve seen what’s going to happen to Texas and OU only once before in our history. Will you stand up for what’s right and fair? #DontLetHistoryRepeat

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

8 months

Going from an iPhone 14 to an iPhone 15

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

Amazing throw form Arnold! Just the spark the Sooners need as they cut into this Texas lead. 49-7 going into halftime!

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

4 months

Given recent events think of how wide open that deer must have been for Quinn to actually hit him

Cory Mose

@Cory_Mose

4 months

Found out why Quinn hasn’t made an announcement about his future yet…. Dude been handling business! QB1 recently posted these photos on his Instagram #HookEm | #Texas

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

6 months

He gonna have to be specific about what brotherhood because I have questions

SLAM University

@slam_university

6 months

BREAKING: Cooper Flagg officially commits to Duke… and is on the cover of SLAM 247.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

6 months

Texas A&M trying to convince us that it’s a top SEC job

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

A lot of bama vs Texas A&M. I think bama fans are extremely threatened by texas A&M. What do y’all think 🤨

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

9 months

Horns had a bijan Robinson and never won more than 8 games things happen

Still Knigga.

@Less_HumbleTeej

9 months

Aggy had a goddamn superhuman at QB and couldn’t win a Naty 🤮 #Untold

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

8 months

SMH @Less_HumbleTeej out here getting cooked

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

6 months

👀👀👀👀👀

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 months

Horns ended up losing by 3 14-11

Nash

@NashTalksTexas

2 months

I WANT APOLOGIES FROM EVERY MOTHERFUCKER THAT SAID WE SUCK. SHOW YOURSELVES.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

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Boomer Beamer

@ImDerBatman

4 months

Our backup QB is really gonna be the guy who started over the guy Sark wanted to start over Ewers before the boosters forced Sark to start Ewers! OU QB2 clears Ewers!

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Slander University

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Slander University

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9 months

LSU fans the week leading up to Simmons commitment…but now

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

😅😅

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

8 months

You ok today, brother? @Andy_Staples 🥹

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

Texas A&M offense with Jimbo and new Texas A&M offense with “Petrino”

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

10 months

Dude has his Texas visit as his profile pic and commits to A&M. Texas in the dirt. -Teej

Myles Davis

@Mylestheshow

10 months

#GigEm @Hayesfawcett3

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

Oklahoma got beat by Kansas State (again) and said “oh hell nah let’s see what these random kids on campus are working with” lmaooo

Oklahoma Football

@OU_Football

2 years

OU students! Ever dreamed of being the next Heisman winner at Oklahoma? Here's your chance ⤵️ 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝗸-𝗢𝗻 𝗧𝗿𝘆𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀 | 𝗢𝗰𝘁. 𝟭𝟵 | 𝟰𝗽𝗺 #OUDNA

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

Damn Texas A&M losing to Texas AGAIN

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

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Jordan Scruggs

@JScruggs247

11 months

Texas brought out an entire fleet of high-end vehicles for the official visit weekend 😳🤯 🎥 via d._.ph4ntom/IG

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

4 months

All this shit talk from Texas fans is gonna hit like crack when they lose to Miss St this fall

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

Is Texas the best program in the sec across all sports? This has me concerned TBH. With the trajectory of their football team it might be fearful times! - Pablo

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

🔥🔥🔥🔥 Miss St gonna be fly for the bowl game

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

5 months

Don’t make fun of people who believe in Santa. Texas A&M fans still believe they’ll win a national title in football. 🫵🏻 Pablo

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@TheSlanderU

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Still Knigga.

@Less_HumbleTeej

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SEC hoops is in the mud

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

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11 players drafted and not a single bowl win is a disgusting stat

Chip Brown

@ChipBrown247

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The #Texas #Longhorns have had 11 players drafted so far in 2024, a record for the 7-round #NFLDraft era (since 1994) and the most since Texas had 17 players selected in 12 rounds in 1984.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

3 months

Lamar in the playoffs

Texas 2024 South Natty Champs

@mr_blah_blah_

3 months

Lamar in the playoffs

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

9 months

Great game on ESPNU. I’m not worried, Aggie pulls this out. -string

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

Breaking: Arch already has pocket presence issues

Hookem

@HornsUpJ

1 year

Freshman mistake😓

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

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string

@propjoesays

5 months

guys im tired emotionally physically spiritually tired

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

10 months

Top 5 all time. We had an app state player tell us off they were scared until the game actually started.

College Football Alerts 

@CFBAlerts_

10 months

Where does the Texas A&M runout at College Station rank in College Football? 👀

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

8 months

Milroe reading a defense

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

11 months

They in dog fights with Iowa state for recruits

Hayes Fawcett

@Hayesfawcett3

11 months

BREAKING: Class of 2024 RB Xavier Robinson has Committed to Oklahoma! The 6’2 220 RB from Midwest City, OK chose the Sooners over Iowa State He is the 9th commit in OU’s Top 20 2024 Class 👀

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

wow texas not even in the conference and already getting revenge on byu for what taysom hill did all those years ago revenge is a dish best served cold i guess

Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA

@GRDecter

1 year

BREAKING: The SEC charges the Mormon Church for hiding $32 billion in assets

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

10 months

This you?

Jay Pops #3TAMU MBaseB(40-8) #10Aggie SB(39-12)

@JayPops5

10 months

From what I’m reading here: I don’t see any date nor year when he simply said if Texas A&M doesn’t make the CFP. At this point you’re just assuming that he was talking about in 2022. C’mon now big fella you know better than that.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 months

We need to start telling some hard truths about the texas tech athletic department

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

10 months

I’m crying this shit didn’t even make it a week

@vivamatadoresSBN

@CCCFFSN

11 months

The recruiting dynamic in the state of Texas is changing. More and more the best players the state produces are looking away from Texas and Texas A&M and are looking at what’s building in Lubbock.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

Gus Malzahn coming out looking good on offense and then getting dominated by halftime adjustments???

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

Kevin Sumlin vs Jimbo Fisher

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

10 months

Texas let someone named Donovan Smith complete 68% of his passes for 330 last year on the way to taking an L How's that for archives

Diamond Jim

@Makerei22

10 months

@TheSlanderU Had to really dig in the archives for this one

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

Hugh Freeze on the recruiting trail without the escorts

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

9 months

Given Texas's historic lack of talent development I have a feeling Texas will do a good job of stopping hill and Simmons from coming off the edge -Pablo

Will Baizer

@WillBaizer

9 months

Y’all. I’m sorry. You ain’t stopping Anthony Hill and Collin Simmons coming off the edge.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

7 months

There’s no Trojans being used in ND right now. This is all raw baby

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

8 months

Live look at Billy Napier

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 months

All that speed and no bowl wins

Kieran

@carebearkieran

2 months

Texas got the fastest WR room in the country…and we got it again next year too.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

He saw a team give up 49 unanswered points and said

Hayes Fawcett

@Hayesfawcett3

1 year

BREAKING: Four-Star EDGE Tausili Akana has Committed to Texas! The 6’3 210 EDGE from Kahuku, HI chose the Longhorns over Oklahoma, Colorado, and others. He joins the Longhorns’ Top 5 Class in the 2023 Team Rankings.

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

9 months

Johnny led his A&M team to a 41-13 win over OU in the cotton bowl and Bijan had 100+ yards in a 49-0 win over OU Maaaaaaybe sit this one out 🫡

🍻Beer Goddess🍻

@TacoTitsday

9 months

@TheSlanderU Neither Johnny nor Bijan ever won their conference either very sad for both of them

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

10 months

Did they think it was Men in Black and they could just erase losing to App state from our memory?

Anwar Richardson

@AnwarRichardson

10 months

Texas A&M football players are wearing shades indoors during SEC Media Days

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

9 months

Speaking of Purdy did you know Brock Purdy won 3 out of 4 games against the horns

Chris Del Conte

@_delconte

9 months

Doesn’t that look Purdy …🫣🤘🏽

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

2 years

It's different this time folks we promise

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

4 months

Probably out of bounds to the sideline if history is any indication

Texas 2024 South Natty Champs

@mr_blah_blah_

4 months

Bond. Golden. Cook. Wingo. Moore. Who will Quinn throw to 🥴🥴🥴🥴

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

8 months

They really acting like this man fucking died sjsjsjsj

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

8 months

You mean the Wyoming team with more P5 wins than Aggy?

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Slander University

@TheSlanderU

1 year

Aye. At some point we have to have a real conversation about Alabama basketball program. They act like King Von their spirit animal.

Ryan Phillips

@JournoRyan

1 year

JUST IN: Alabama men's basketball transfer Jaykwon Walton was arrested Saturday night after Tuscaloosa Police found him and two others in a vehicle on Reed Street with marijuana and multiple guns.

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Slander University

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I think you should attend some bitches